Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[RazorBackBacon]

I'm pretty sure that "I only have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation." is an ancient 4chan joke from the late 00s, maybe early 10s.

It is. Darf and his wife probably have a normal sex life for overweight rednecks. Which is more than you'd probably like to imagine.

I think JESSICA BOYLE said he throws up every morning, which could be from pancreatitis / liver failure

My money's on gallblader failure. His diet is greasy trash, his gallbladder is probably making too much bile and he has to vomit it up in the morning.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

New Hamburger Stand food hack with an amazing thumbnail to go with it.

To his credit, he actually food hacked it with BBQ sauce and Little Squeezer's sauce cups and didn't endlessly loop about the toppings this time.

 

[Jimmy snipes]

I love that he wears his boots inside lol can you imagine putting on boots 4 sizes too big just to sit around on a chair all day. Jessica BOYLE said his feet reek in one of her old videos

 

[Potion_Time]

Darf was smelting an ingot

I think one of my favorite aspects of the cobraverse is the absolute fever dream cast of characters. From Sex pest Scrapper to literal Lord of the Rings dwarf Darfinly.

 

[Epikusername4]

i liked how he called the chili dog stonerlicious. also fast food arent food hacks rip ozzy fuck sickos

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

I think JESSICA BOYLE said he throws up every morning, which could be from pancreatitis / liver failure .

I guarantee the daily vomit is from some sort of acid reflux from the alcohol and super rich diet mixed with a neverending hangover.
Its like when my dog got into half a stick of butter and threw it up a couple hours later, but instead this reliably happens every night.

 

[Epikusername4]

how long do you think it would take for cobra to realize he was in a groundhog day loop if he was in one

 

[RazorBackBacon]

how long do you think it would take for cobra to realize he was in a groundhog day loop if he was in one

About 300 years subjective time.
It'd take a million years for him to care.

 

[anliteralidiot]

My money's on gallblader failure. His diet is greasy trash, his gallbladder is probably making too much bile and he has to vomit it up in the morning.

Maybe, but usually gallbladder problems give you the shits more than anything.