8values - What's your score, and do you think it's accurate?

[InLivingTuna]

I don't like war and I do like personal freedoms. Overall nothing surprising.

 

[El Garbage]

I'm a goddamn libertarian.

 

[Grog]

Absolute load of bull. I'm neither left nor populist.

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Lol okay Mr. Stalin.

 

[Army Burger]

A social liberal? On a site like Kiwi Farms? I think you can hear the heads of some lolcows pop if you listen closely enough.

 

[Lorento]

Fuck big business, don't start wars for no reason, don't be an authoritarian shithead and respect tradition while pushing forwards with research and such.

Fair dos.

 

[Florence]

Looks like I'm Rubio.

 

[TheImportantFart]

This is the second political alignment test I've taken where I've come out as Libertarian. I'd say I'm more of a Classical Liberal, but I guess the writing's on the wall...

 

[unclestryker]

I am noticing that most everyone here is either a centrist or social liberalism.

 

[Larry Thorne]

There's indeed a distinct lack of nazis round here.

 

[TheImportantFart]

There's indeed a distinct lack of nazis round here.

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Even @Jon-Kacho, who identifies as alt-right is a bog-standard conservative.

 

[Joan Nyan]

Even @Jon-Kacho, who identifies as alt-right is a bog-standard conservative.

I'm altrightkin.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Tradition is an hourglass with little sand left in it and progress is shown to be a symbol of scientific advancement instead of social progress (which is you know, what it should be.)
Anyway, here are my results (which aren't really accurate.)

It's a standard political quiz which is to say that it's pretty shit and inaccurate. All of these quizzes mix hot button issues in with broad political ideas and treat them with the same level of importance which has the problem of artificially pushing you into one side or the other. There's also a ton of redundant questions and vague wording with a general lack of focus in making sure that every single possible issue on government is addressed (instead, focusing on hot button issues). They all just kind of suck.

 

[Closet Sorcerer]

Huh. Guess my family is right to call me a leftist cuck.

 

[RI 360]

I'm using this thread to create an asterisks-esque list of non-fascists to drive off the site.

 

[Lorento]

I'm using this thread to create an asterisks-esque list of non-fascists to drive off the site.

At this rate, Kiwi Farms will have fewer members than the actual NSDAP does today.

 

[Positron]

Tradition is an hourglass with little sand left in it and progress is shown to be a symbol of scientific advancement instead of social progress (which is you know, what it should be.)

That symbol of "scientific advancement" is an out-of-date atomic model that any high-school science teacher worth his salt will tell his students to banish from memory. So both Tradition and Progress are represented by their caricatures.

 

[Y2K Baby]

That symbol of "scientific advancement" is an out-of-date atomic model that any high-school science teacher worth his salt will tell his students to banish from memory. So both Tradition and Progress are represented by their caricatures.

Their sloppiness doesn't represent the same thing though (I honestly can't think of any generic symbol that represents "science" better than that tbh). Because it shouldn't even be "science" in the first place.

If they really wanted wanted to make both sides equal, they'd have a symbol of an hourglass being pitted up against one of a man holding a small dog up with his erect cock.

 

[cuddle striker]

not quite as tanky as I feel sometimes I guess.

 

[TheProdigalStunna]

Traditionalism should be much higher. I assume that the questions regarding the environmental stewardship count towards "progress", even though scientific progress and automation have been some of the greatest threats to the environment. They need to l2Scruton.

Other than that, pretty accurate.

 

[Jan_Hus]

Huh. Guess my family is right to call me a leftist cuck.

You must be purged...