🎨 Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

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There’s no need to write an entire essay while arguing with some random attention whoring fag. If you think someone is clearly not worth arguing with, you should limit your response to “You are a retard lol” or just ignore it. This shit is a massive waste of your time and doesn’t do anything good for anyone involved.

It’s ironically quite similar to Pizzacake, who also feels the need to own any “hater” she sees. Up to and including making rape comics.
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They’re both “rich man bad” retards so yeah they are quite similar.
 
L en saves the 1st 2ndment

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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Wait, hold on a second.
I've been looking at the comments under the Trump sucking off Putin repost more closely, more specifically, Ellen's defense, and I've noticed something...
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So...if I am reading this correctly, the joke is not about "haha gay bad" because it's about submissiveness, but when she gets asked about how sucking cock is not a submissive act, she replies that it's neither of them being gay that makes it submissive.

So, in other words, this is not a gay joke because it's a submisiveness joke, but it's also not a submisiveness joke because it's a gay joke.

Uhhhh....how do I tell you this, Ellen...
This is the encyclopedic example of circular reasoning.
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In other words, Ellen thinks being gay is a joke, while being a lesbian/bi/trans is cool.
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Actually, something fun for you to think about related to this.

Ellen never drew gay porn. Whenether two or more men were featured in the work, they were all around herself and herself only, so no bisexual men either. She never even acknolwedged gay people in her comics...except for when it was to make fun of Trump and Putin. Men are also mostly depicted as jerks and morons in her comics, even her husband (Remember that comic about her own husband locking her out of the house naked for funsies?).
In addition to a ton of straight porn, she drew a ton of lesbian porn. She herself is bisexual, but it's also only bisexual women. She does tend to abandon comics featuring lesbians and bi women though.
She never drew any trans porn either, but she acknowledged trans people in her comics when it was to serve a political agenda.
She rarely ever draws black people fucking her, maybe a few times as spare cocks in a gangbang. She barely even draws them in her non porn comics, actually. Other races? Pffft.

Basically, Ellen's attracted to white straight men and white bisexual/lesbian women. If you're not a part of any of those groups, Ellen will never even acknowledge you, unless you're a trans person, Ellen will wipe your ass with you in order to bash Trump and Putin before picturing them engaging in le epic gay sex...wait a second...
This reminds me of someone...
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Welcome back, Andrew.
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Ghostse said:
She's not bi. She's attracted to attention. There's a difference.
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She is bi. She is attracted to women.
In fact, she drew porn of herself having sex with:
- a random therapist
- her buff self
- her angel
- her devil
- the sexy OC Ellen drew that represents her ideal body
- another sexy OC Ellen drew that represents her ideal body
- herself (selfcest in the Sexy Art Poll, though ultimately the hater rape comic won)
...wait a minute...
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
She is bi. She is attracted to women.
In fact, she drew porn of herself fucking:
- a random therapist (dropped the comic almost instantly though so it ended on a massage gun being used on her)
- her buff self
- her angel
- her devil
- the sexy OC Ellen drew that represents her ideal body
- another sexy OC Ellen drew that represents her ideal body
- herself (selfcest vote, though ultimately the hater rape comic won)
...wait a minute...
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I'd say she can go fuck herself, but, you know.
 
Zeus Blue Thunder said:
She is bi. She is attracted to women.
In fact, she drew porn of herself having sex with:
- a random therapist
- her buff self
- her angel
- her devil
- the sexy OC Ellen drew that represents her ideal body
- another sexy OC Ellen drew that represents her ideal body
- herself (selfcest in the Sexy Art Poll, though ultimately the hater rape comic won)
...wait a minute...
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I don't know how to tell you this, but those two girls kissing and getting handsy out on the dancefloor for each other? Not actually bi.

She draws those becasue that gets male attention which what she craves.
The term is "Barsexual" but Ellen doesn't leave the house except on vacations with her kids so she can sit on their bed and spread her roastie snatch for OnlyFans gooners. Which also gets her the male attention she craves.
 
I think it's her Christian upbringing seeping through. She's still racist. Looks like the homophobia never left either. She doesn't consider herself racist because she doesn't say the N-word anymore. Ellen hasn't tried to unlearn any of her biases.
 
Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Wdym late?
That's a Loss edit I've made.
The original looks like this.
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As @WonderWino pointed out, Ellen was almost certainly never in any real danger. An annoying tendency I've seen amongst the lefty Canadains is to portray themselves as rugged outdoorsy types who are braving the harsh and wild wilderness of Canada. Meanwhile back in reality, they are one of the 85% of Canadians that live in a major metropolitan area within 60 miles of the US border. These people couldn't start a fire in winter with gallon of gas and a road flare. Also thier loony government fines them $29,000 for taking a walk outside. When did being retarded become part of the Canadian national identity?
 
Muskie said:
As @WonderWino pointed out, Ellen was almost certainly never in any real danger. An annoying tendency I've seen amongst the lefty Canadains is to portray themselves as rugged outdoorsy types who are braving the harsh and wild wilderness of Canada. Meanwhile back in reality, they are one of the 85% of Canadians that live in a major metropolitan area within 60 miles of the US border. These people couldn't start a fire in winter with gallon of gas and a road flare. Also thier loony government fines them $29,000 for taking a walk outside. When did being retarded become part of the Canadian national identity?
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...I actually thought this was an imaginary scenario and she doesn't know how it is in real life, but...uhhh
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Also...because I believed it was an imaginary scenario, I thought that, since these two lovebirds (who are to marry soon, even though Ellen's Threads and Reddit activity does not suggest it at all...) have rented a small rustic cabin, and made several nude pics for Patreon there, that they left their children at home.
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But since they took their fucking daughter there, AND it seems their son...to this small cabin...it seems they will most likely fuck there, next to their fucking kids...

It Boggles my mind...
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
...I actually thought this was an imaginary scenario and she doesn't know how it is in real life, but...uhhh
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Also...because I believed it was an imaginary scenario, I thought that, since these two lovebirds (who are to marry soon, even though Ellen's Threads and Reddit activity does not suggest it at all...) have rented a small rustic cabin, and made several nude pics for Patreon there, that they left their children at home.
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But since they took their fucking daughter there, AND it seems their son...to this small cabin...it seems they will most likely fuck there, next to their fucking kids...

It Boggles my mind...
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Those poor kids, I've stayed at a lot of cabins and they ain't large. I imagine there was a very awkward, quiet car ride home. I wonder if we will ever get an idea of how her kids feel about her "adult" activities. I'm thinking not as Ellen is far to self centered to pickup on whatever they're feeling.

Also I feel vindicated. Canadians are clearly not capable custodians of thier natural environment if this is what is considered a "rustic getaway vacation".
 
Zeus Blue Thunder said:
But since they took their fucking daughter there, AND it seems their son...to this small cabin...it seems they will most likely fuck there, next to their fucking kids...
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Misspelled "cuck".

'Kids this is J'quan he'll be coming with us on vacation... honey did you remember to pack your chair?"
 
i can't even imagine how harshly her kids are bullied in school because their mother is an egotistical whore with a digital footprint the size of a solar mass
 
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Unfortunately all the real-world trannies just want to rape women and force people to treat them as above the law. Guess Ellen didn't care enough to write a comic about that though. :|
 
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