🎨 Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

I can still edit my prior post, but I will just post it here.

First off, "Annoy far-right trolls, join my patreon" What the ass?
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Spending your honeymoon arguing with "trolls" online is one thing, but having over half of your literal fucking wedding announcement be about how you're pissed at people for "leaking" your private Facebook pics is so sad, honestly.

Let's ignore that she calls Jeff her "best friend" and not something more appropriate like "partner" or "man".
See,
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I'm not your friend, buddy.
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This is public.
Everything you post on the internet is.
Your wedding photos, just like your nudes and just like your children's faces, are all gonna be floating on the internet regardless of if you like it or not, and it's solely your fault. You have no one to blame for that but yourself.

Also, no, Ellen, we are not congregated, we have no plans, we are just randoms on the internet.
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Good God her husband is fat and his hair is tragic, he needs some rogaine STAT. She always talks as if he's so tall and handsome but he gross looking, and that's with him wearing a suit. I can only imagine how frumpy and ew he looks on a normal day when he isn't dressing up.

Her bitching on twitter about USA politics while she should be enjoying her honey moon with her new husband is incredibly pathetic. Imagine him sitting across the table at a nice restaurant, trying to romance her, while she sits there visibly seething at her phone.

Someone shared this photo up above and I can understand why people say she looks trans, she looks like a troon here. I'm wondering though wtf is that thing in the center of her chest? Acne? A scar?
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CoolFool said:
Someone shared this photo up above and I can understand why people say she looks trans, she looks like a troon here. I'm wondering though wtf is that thing in the center of her chest? Acne? A scar?
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This is not present in her other pics, so I assume allergy to someone's cum. She does like people to come on her tits afterall.
 
CoolFool said:
Good God her husband is fat and his hair is tragic, he needs some rogaine STAT.
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Commander Riker has been spending way too much time on Risa, apparently.

She always draws him as this stereotypical tall attractive guy but IRL dude is built like Tommy Boy and has a scalp like a Spray-on hair commercial. I can see why she constantly fantasizes about other men.
 
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CoolFool said:
Good God her husband is fat and his hair is tragic, he needs some rogaine STAT. She always talks as if he's so tall and handsome but he gross looking, and that's with him wearing a suit. I can only imagine how frumpy and ew he looks on a normal day when he isn't dressing up.
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His sloppiness is interesting in light of her constant bitching about men. Nigga couldn’t even bother to get his suit tailored. I understand people take weddings to varying degrees of seriousness but he looks like he’s 50 pounds too fat for that suit. I guess Ellen isn’t the only one in denial about things at their household.
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I'm wondering though wtf is that thing in the center of her chest? Acne? A scar?
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Marks from candle wax is what I would wager.
 
Zeus Blue Thunder said:
"leaking" your private Facebook pics
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God she’s such a dumbass. She literally knows we’re here making fun of her. I’m fairly certain she saw when her private very public Facebook was leaked here. There’s no way she missed the dozen times that I (and others) said “private your Facebook dumbass”.
How do you not check it? After she got phonebooked, how does she still not private it and check that it’s private from another device? I mean, I’m technologically illiterate but I’m sure I could figure out how to set my “private” Facebook to private.

Edit; Just made a com hap post and her "private" FaceBook (https://www.facebook.com/ellen.elizabeth2) still isn't private. Keep in mind, this is the same FaceBook we used to prove Ellen's address.
 
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Good God her husband is fat and his hair is tragic, he needs some rogaine STAT. She always talks as if he's so tall and handsome but he gross looking, and that's with him wearing a suit. I can only imagine how frumpy and ew he looks on a normal day when he isn't dressing up.

Her bitching on twitter about USA politics while she should be enjoying her honey moon with her new husband is incredibly pathetic. Imagine him sitting across the table at a nice restaurant, trying to romance her, while she sits there visibly seething at her phone.

Someone shared this photo up above and I can understand why people say she looks trans, she looks like a troon here. I'm wondering though wtf is that thing in the center of her chest? Acne? A scar?
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The husband has a creepy mr beast smile going on there

That said the fact shes acting like this on her fucking honeymoon speaks volumes about the kind of person she is. She's a legit nutjob and narcissistic as fuck given she couldn't even stay away from ranting like this on her honeymoon. That is not normal or sane behavior. I'd bet money that she's going to keep escalating with people until she pushes too far and she starts getting banned from her usual haunts. Especially where reddit is concerned, all that will take is her trying to harass somebody off of a subreddit a little too much, he gets pissed off and makes a serious issue of it with reddit, who forces the mods of said subreddit to actually follow the tos lest they get shitcanned themselves, they tell her flat out no to her reeeing about how much of a nazi the user in question is and how he needs to be banned for stalking or whatever and when the mods can't do anything about it she'll lose her shit and turn on them, screeching how they're secreetly nazis themselves and all that and get shitcanned for it

Also, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if she made porn on her honeymoon and somebody else fucked her instead of the husband. It would certainly fit with her regular behavior

I also suspect this 'cabin' was somewhere in nova scotia so they basically drove out for an hour into the country and stayed at some shitty cottage. Those are all over the place in NS and are anything but romantic. They're where people go on the weekend to bbq and get drunk off their asses

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His sloppiness is interesting in light of her constant bitching about men. Nigga couldn’t even bother to get his suit tailored. I understand people take weddings to varying degrees of seriousness but he looks like he’s 50 pounds too fat for that suit. I guess Ellen isn’t the only one in denial about things at their household.
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I wouldn't be surprised if alot of her reeeing about men in those comics is subconscious ranting about her husband and its a coping mechanism and a way to blow off steam about it. Despite what she wants people to think, she clearly does not like him and absolutely does not respect him. Like another kiwi pointed out she refers to him as 'my best friend' rather than husband, but those kinds of comic jabs and fucking other men, even if hes a degenerate who is into that shit, isn't something you do to people you actually respect, let alone like. I doubt she likes the fact he lets her get away with it either, even the trashiest whore of a woman who loves fucking every cock she can get gets resentful of her man if he just shuts up and lets her do that shit without being pissed off and trying to put a stop to it. Its hardwired into people

Cheesy Beavy said:
God she’s such a dumbass. She literally knows we’re here making fun of her. I’m fairly certain she saw when her private very public Facebook was leaked here. There’s no way she missed the dozen times that I (and others) said “private your Facebook dumbass”.
How do you not check it? After she got phonebooked, how does she still not private it and check that it’s private from another device? I mean, I’m technologically illiterate but I’m sure I could figure out how to set my “private” Facebook to private.
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Not to mention shit you post on fb isn't really private, I mean the whole point of posting shit to fb is to share it with others. If shes got her account set to public thats on her, thats not a leak of any kind. Also given her clear hatred of AI its clear she isn't aware that facebook claims ownership of everything people post for marketing use and such, and you can bet everything shes posting there is being used for training AI these days. You can bet she'd lose her shit if she realized that
 
The "best friend" thing is one of those catchphrases people like to throw around about their marriages lately, mostly women and effeminate men. Me, I don't know, I think it's healthy to keep up boundaries. I'm not drinking and doing my stupid hobbies and thinking "man, this would be so much better if my wife was here." Maybe they latch onto it because it sounds more enlightened, maybe it's just some feelgood platitude, though when inevitably the wife in those couples ends up fucking someone else, or the husband troons out, you have to admit that maybe the old transactional way of looking at marriage existed for a reason.

Nevertheless, I wouldn't really read into it beyond it being a thing this brand of person likes to repeat.
 
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Lurkey Turkey said:
The "best friend" thing is one of those catchphrases people like to throw around about their marriages lately, mostly women and effeminate men. Me, I don't know, I think it's healthy to keep up boundaries. I'm not drinking and doing my stupid hobbies and thinking "man, this would be so much better if my wife was here." Maybe they latch onto it because it sounds more enlightened, maybe it's just some feelgood platitude, though when inevitably the wife in those couples ends up fucking someone else, or the husband troons out, you have to admit that maybe the old transactional way of looking at marriage existed for a reason.

Nevertheless, I wouldn't really read into it beyond it being a thing this brand of person likes to repeat.
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Yeah, I hear a lot of people, both men and women, say that phrase and it's meant to be a compliment. Ellen is annoying but lots of people say this with no malice on their part. It's just saying the person you love the most is also your best friend and person you like spending the most time with.

The real emasculating move is her having a melty on Twitter and making porn when she's supposed to be spending a private, intimate vacation with her husband.
 
CoolFool said:
she's supposed to be spending a private, intimate vacation
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I think she has a different definition of the word “private”. It would explain a lot. Maybe it’s just a Canadian thing though, I’m not sure
 
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