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Timic83 said:
What if Chris yelled Julay
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With the pathetic state his voice was in, it's be as limp and crooked of a yell as his duck.

What if someone set up a pyramid scheme to sell bizarre products to allow men to transfer to women? It would come as a package for $599.95 in the mail. (Get it now before the price goes up, because as we all know the price of health care is always rising!)
- Creams that would slowly remove ducks and testicles. (Ben Gay recolored pink and repurposed as a biological hardware removal tool. Apply directly to the desired area! The burning means it's working!)
- New music soundtracks to magically gain vaginas. (Nickeback, Linkin Park, My Chemical Romace, John Tesh, Cher, Chuck Berry "My Ding-a-ling," My Little Pony crap, Barbara Streisand, Metal Gear Solid soundtracks, Mass Effect background music, JRPG theme songs from games having a lot of belts and zippers and more!)
- Specialized practice dragon dildos you rub against your taint with other creams to prepare for your eventual ability for insertion once you get your new axe wound. (Standard color is dragon pickle green, but pastels from MLP:FiM also available for full price. Some come with flame emblems [to make it work faster] and MLP stickers for extra cost.)
- Mystical anchuent talismans and medallions to wear and put in your room that emit special genetic harmony waves to help "sonically" massage your biology into your new gender.
- Special Sailor Moon-type posters to look at to help someone to remain transitional.
- Energizing drinks that help prepare the body for the drastic biological change from man to liberated womyn! (Orange Fanta mixed with an energy drink for more power!)
Then you get Chris to try to sell those items to others to try make cash. Chris would make a commission on each sale. He did sell knives before. Chris does facebook and twitter posts, some you tube videos, whatever. Add testimonials from trolls and weens trying to name a retarded name for themselves and there you go, pure liquified autism.
(I need therapy again.)
 
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AnOminous said:
What if Chris was a Cenobite?
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I thought he was one?

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