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- Jul 3, 2021
Lol it's pretty reality slapping when you realize it was only fuckin 6 months and he's got a lifetime of headaches now2.Faith. 6 months give or take
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Lol it's pretty reality slapping when you realize it was only fuckin 6 months and he's got a lifetime of headaches now2.Faith. 6 months give or take
Did you catch how many Freudian pedophile slips he made between the catholic schoolgirl outfit and the GIRL SCOUT OUTFIT and the whole braces ordeal I felt like Chris Hansen was gonna pop out offer him a seat sweet tea and a stale brownie.The senorita is currently in the pig pen, and Ralph plans to make her wear a bikini on camera to reach todays 250 goal streak
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edit: Ralph clarifies what the senorita will be doing moving forward
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- """She""" will be opening an X account and also, by happenstance, wants to stream on Kick, a platform Ralph has been banned from for over a year
- """She""" wants to open the account on Kick to teach spanish to Ralph
- Ralph is at least admitting now that her X account will not actually be her and instead be him pretending to be her, much like he did with Pantsu's X account
- He is going to purchase and force braces into her mouth to make her look even younger
- He'll also humiliate her by making her get on camera in a bikini to get money
- Ralph admits he's pimping her out "My strengths are running my mouth, and pimping I guess"
Ralphs primary goal is to isolate her
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Can't argue with that.Ralph bragged about how someone killing him would actually be very beneficial to him if you want to know the truth about it
Every time it’s “you’ll never find me” or “they can’t keep me from my daughter” or “come face me in Portugal, you won’t”, etc. etc.Ralph bragged about how someone killing him would actually be very beneficial to him if you want to know the truth about it








Nora was an obese pakiRalph brags that both of his wives, who left him, were skinny.
Ralph is doing the thing like with "Matt Noo" or "It's nawt troo" where it's become his catch phrase... except it's him asking about child porn..."What about the child porrrn!!!"
Ho-ly-fuck. It all makes sense now. Why did Ralphs dead mother (LOL) look like a fucking ghoul and have so many organ problems? It's because her mother was exposed to nuclear waste during most of, or maybe, all of WWII. She could have even lucked out and became part of the team that got to bury all the barrels of ebadaaance in their backyards, which would extend her exposure to nuclear waste by many more years.
One of the effects of mild to moderate radiation to nukes is birth defects in future offspring, with Sandra being part of the 1st generation of undocumented ghouls unleashed on society at large. The second generation, being the Ralph Brothers, and then finally the 3rd generation, featuring Ralphs two abandoned children.
Knowing now that Ralph is at least 1/3rd Uranium, I'm actually growing a little concerned about some of the people reading this post right now; how have you been feeling? Do pictures of Ralph make you feel nauseous and leave you puking for hours? Believe it or not, this may not be related to Ralphs hideous appearance, and instead be a natural reaction to being exposed to the barrels of Uranium inside Ralphs gunt. Those of you who have attended the Omnibus last year should probably go see a doctor or find some RadAway right away!
- Generation 1 made it just far enough to continue the ghoul bloodline. Both Sandra and her sister died alone and on pills, as is tradition in the Ralph tribe.
- Generation 2 is on the exact same trajectory, with Evan Ralphs defects being so horryfing, Ralph left him to die in a facility in South Carolina (Sorreh Evan!). Unlike Ethan however, Evan will most likely die accompined by hot CNAs who really appreciated Evans strength to continue living despite his brothers numerous attempts at pulling the plug.
- Generation 3 appears to be fine so far, but given the current track record, I do not hold high hopes.
Speaking of radioactive disposal, here's Ralph begging you to give him the radioactive shrimp so he can dispose of it the RalphaWay
Still less annoying than DEW YEW UNDERSHTAND? Which he copied straight from daddy dick. By far his most cringe and embarrassing catchphrase.Ralph is doing the thing like with "Matt Noo" or "It's nawt troo" where it's become his catch phrase... except it's him asking about child porn...
No matter how much this fat malformed piglet defends that little spik, he'll not be allowed back in AF.Ralph began his podcast making fun of @Chris Brunet s appearance on Jason Whitlocks podcast in his ongoing conquest to rejoin AF.
Honestly at this point Ralph would find a way to make it boring. We'd expect him to at least have a little energy and get excited about Fuentes letting him gargle his balls again but then he'd just sit there like a lump. Or he'd lose interest in talking about Fuentes at all.I'm unsure as to whether or not I'd like to see Ralph back in Nick's good graces or not. Watching him suffer alone has been enjoyable but it's gotten a bit stale. Ralph without a horse and an e-daddy has taken all his confidence and showmanship. When he has some money and attention coming in, he gets much more fun to watch and much more willing to pick larger fights with others which tends to be entertaining.
If Nick were to start feeding the piglet again, it would be similar to the DSP "Resurgence" arc with the Casino. It inevitably wouldn't last, but the content would be grand. Ralph would get all gassed up and ready to alog the alogs again. Teddy Feaser would rage that Ralph would be getting Nick's attention and he still isn't. We might get some new Killstream Kohosts. We'd get some Beardson and maybe Baked crossovers. IRL streams and events could be on the table. Obviously at some point Ralph's ego would get out of hand and he'd bite the hand that fed him which would also be entertaining.
We also know that while Nick is on an upswing, its clearly manufactured and he's being led up the stone steps of the temple to the alter of which he's going to be sacrificed upon by the GOP. The feds are cutting him loose and he's grinning like a whore surrounded by a gas can bukkake. If Ralph were tied to him when the match gets lit, that will be funny too.
On the other hand, it's comforting and funny to see him suffer the consequences of all the years of shit head decisions.
I'm at a real loss on this one.
Poor Ronnie spent his entire post-schizo diagnosis life fighting imaginary glowniggers, not realizing he was actually married to one the whole time.Generation 1 made it just far enough to continue the ghoul bloodline.
No idea why he puts so much and so little effort at the same time. My guess is he's tired of faking donos every 30-60 minutes, but he's gonna do it regardless of him adjusting da goal. For example:After bragging about always hitting his goal on Monday, but then having a goaless show on Wednesday, Ralph has now lowered the bar on his goal to... $125 dollars
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Damn, the Kang has fallen. Soon he won't be able to afford another Pantsuela.After bragging about always hitting his goal on Monday, but then having a goaless show on Wednesday, Ralph has now lowered the bar on his goal to... $125 dollars
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