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[Hassou Tobi]

Sending my best wishes to CA99's sister that she and her baby have a healthy and safe delivery and that she makes sure to keep her daughter's baby clothes in a safe that requires passwords, fingerprints and retina scans - you know, just in case there's a family reunion any time soon.

This was a really good post. It’s funny how these Reddit troons are the types to post in r/raisedbynarcissists where a very common refrain is “no one goes no contact for no reason. If your family member does this you need to self-reflect.” But they of course can’t turn the mirror on themselves and just blame “husband brain washing her” and “transphobia” (which is just the inverse of what the estranged parents do if you’re familiar with that “subculture”.)
Too bad no Redditor dug deep enough to confront him with his anecdotes about the underwear thievery, wonder how he would try to justify that. (probably just by calling them a transphobe and saying it was a long time ago so it doesn’t count.)

The mentioning he got shot and how it totally wasn’t his fault- it was his roommates was also funny. As if stable people put themselves in these situations of living with people who get hits put out on them. Also “she basically just used her pregnancy as an excuse to avoid giving me a proper explanation” because the sister outright said she’s heavily pregnant and “doesn’t have the bandwidth right now” to explain. Very empathetic, what a female brain this troon has.

Overall just really good find.

Edit: of course he infests the Catholicism sub as well. Gross.

 

[Garlic Salt]

The Daily Mail’s website is screen cancer, but it’s one of the only places that covers troonery.
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Spoiler: Article

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15021327/Snapchat-date-manhood-taken-away-sex-trans-woman.html

I know this is late, but Christ alive. I am constantly amazed at how many visual and physical indicators the average man can ignore.
For example, I was telling my SO about the medical malpractice concerning gender care for minors and naturally Richard “Rachel” Levine came up. I pulled up a picture of that dude since I knew he would have seen him at some point and he said “Oh! That lady!”
I was shocked that he couldn’t identify Levine as a man. It’s so obvious and he is someone who agrees with my TERFy views.
Absolutely insane to me, but I understand now that men, especially normie men, do not consider as much context as women do.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

Or - maybe this is crazy - could it be because he has repeatedly mentioned wearing his sister's clothes as young as four years old when his sister was no older than one and even going as far as to wear her and their mother's underwear in private until he left for fucking college?

Just going back to this, does this not seem like he might be extending how far back he was doing this behavior? I feel like it likely started later and he's just expanding the scope to make it more in line with the narrative of "born this way", and to make it so that he can say that he suffered for "two decades" before going on HRT at 26. I just don't buy the timeline, I don't buy that he remembers clearly enough for him to state that he started at 3 years old, or that as a 3-year-old he could have had even the symbolic understanding of girl versus boy clothes like that at that age. I bet it began around the start of puberty and he's just backfilling it

 

[graywolf88]

The mentioning he got shot and how it totally wasn’t his fault- it was his roommates was also funny. As if stable people put themselves in these situations of living with people who get hits put out on them.

The entirety of his posts had more red flags than a Chinese PLA parade.

 

[TomatoSoup]

Digging further into his comment history, and it turns out that there might be a lot of great reasons for CA99's sister to keep her distance.

As usual, your contribution to this thread is both horrifying and fascinating.

Judging by the way the sister talks to him, I'd be willing to bet there was at least one incident that he doesn't mention. Whether she caught him in her underwear or something even worse, she talks like there's legit trauma there.

 

[Aquarius]

>im not a “regular fag,” i just want COCK

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ContraPoints literally did this. He bragged about how well-endowed he was as a man. There definitely is this narcissistic impulse to “better the instruction” of both sexes. Like, “wow, I’m so good at being a man and a woman! No one impresses me, much”. Part of the existence of difference means accepting that some people have access to experiences you never will. Total fucking lunacy. Great find. Demonstrates real insight into the tranny mind.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Troon defends penis-ambushing people, John Flynt corrects him:

 

[ICraveDeath]

Local Reddit troon wonders why the wonderful ladies of r/GirlGamers are uninterested in being friends with him, what a stunning display of transphobia.

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Well, let's take a look at his post history, maybe we can see what was wrong with his approach?

Ah.

Spoiler: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here

Can't believe women might not want to interact with a man posting about his love of horse cock in r/VRChatFurryRp. What a miserable, dark world we live in today.

DMing people with tips on how to shove hormones up your ass is a very feminine hobby. Astounding that no boyfriend free girls want to be sexually harassed friends with this stunning lady.
Post History

 

[BIG SHOT Autos]

I just can't fucking take this anymore. How is this possible to be that retarded?

Spoiler: MATI

Yes, men can just detransition and not overcomplicate their lives over a retarded fetish that leads to disability. Shocker. Women don't transition to men en-masse to gain certain privileges because they aren't collectively dumb enough to ruin their health. Not because of some vague gender identity. They also aren't delusional to think they can actually be men. Is this a joke? What OP is smoking.

>Perhaps you could claim as a cis woman you wouldn't pass as a cis man even with hormones and surgery to make u look typically male.

Yeah. Because sex change isn't possible. What's not clicking?

>But hmm I wonder if theres a group of women who don't pass as men even when they try to present as typical cis men

Is this about troons? What kind of drugs are you on? They pass as men perfectly because they are men. Getting homophobic slurs is not a proof that a man is not a man anymore. What the hell is all that. This statement is applicable to trans men; because they are an actual group of women who don't pass as men even when they try to present themselves as natal males. On the other hand, all troons do is only pass as men that they are all the time. Especially "uncracked eggs" that are implied here.

EDIT:

Literally what I just said. Getting homophobic slurs is not a proof that a man is not a man anymore. Faggot is not a "gender". If anything, only a man can be a faggot.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

NAF
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Ah, yes. Counterstrike. The most girly of all girly games. All of my girl gamer friends have thousands of hours in Counterstrike. They all hate Stardew Valley and Palia.

As if stable people put themselves in these situations of living with people who get hits put out on them.

It was just barely mentioned, but he apparently has bipolar disorder. If he's unmedicated, which is fairly likely given his alcoholism and how psych meds interact negatively with alcohol, then I guarantee that he did something (or many somethings) to get his entire family to cut ties with him. An unmedicated bipolar disorder is no joke. It is obviously not an excuse for their behavior, just an explanation.

The Missing Missing Reasons does a great job explaining the willful ignorance of people who have been cut off. People want to explain, especially when doing something as hurtful as cutting someone out of their lives. This man has likely been told multiple times what he did.

 

[break these cuffs]

If anything, only a man can be a faggot.

I learned the exact opposite from Vine a decade ago.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Too bad no Redditor dug deep enough to confront him with his anecdotes about the underwear thievery, wonder how he would try to justify that. (probably just by calling them a transphobe and saying it was a long time ago so it doesn’t count.)

Funnily enough, it seems that this actually did happen, and CA99's reply is as dismissive as you might expect.

ConversationAbject99 2 hours ago
Bro… how fucking far back in my profile did you look?? Lololol. That’s just pathetic how obsessed you are lol. I was a fucking pre-transition child then who was deeply confused and scared and didn’t understand why I was doing what I was doing. It’s not even very uncommon or weird within the trans community to have had that experience. It’s honestly pretty stereotypical. Especially if you grow up in a more conservative household and have really bad dysphoria. In what way does that make me unsafe to be around?? Lolol. Plus I have my own clothes now anyway lol.

Additionally, checking back on the first offending post, and he's added two separate edits to his OP on r/MTF, which further establishes his blackened heart and ill intentions.

[edit 1 to add: I promise yall this is not related to any sort of substance abuse issue, despite what people seem to be saying. I spoke with my cousin who is in rehab today about that exact point and she also dismissed it. My sister isn’t banning other people for drinking (some of whom drink far more than I ever did). She’s singling out me… the only possible reason is transphobia. Saying it’s something else is straight of dismissing the transphobia I’m facing rn.]

[edit 2: what would yall say to me trying to bribe my way back into the family? I’ve thought about maybe setting up a college fund for her baby contingent on them letting me come to holidays and stuff. It feels bad thinking about it but idk ]

What say you, Kiwis? Would you possibly whore out your newborn daughter to a psychotic, drug-addicted tranny so that she could go to college some day, especially knowing the lackluster state of the American education system right now? Seems a bit of a Faustian bargain to me...

Anyway, thread tax (for those who don't want to read about this deplorable freak):
A pooner asks for advice on how to be the biggest cumdump at a party. No, I'm not even joking - for those unaware, that's essentially what "free use" even is! Even if the ocean were blessed, there is not enough holy water in the world for these weirdos.
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want to work my way up to being free use at an orgy. How would i work up to this?​

Trans sub here.
I want to work my way up to being able to be free use at a party, but i'm far from being ready for that. I haven't stretched myself out that much but i want to work on that. I also need to get better with my oral skills, like with deep-throating. Does anyone have experience with being free use at a party? How did you prepare yourself for this?

In a fit of lust and rage, a man nearly tears someone else's house asunder in search of a vibrator, which - while likely hyperbole - conjures an incredibly funny mental image of a hulking Alice breaking furniture like a bruiser-class in a video game just so he can please his princess wand.
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Couldn't find a toy today...​

...and I'm feeling ready to rip off heads and at the same time break down crying. I woke up in the mood, my partner was still asleep so I figured I'd handle it myself. Went to find the vibrator and... gone.
Just poof. Lost to the void. I tore our house APART looking for that thing and it's just nowhere. It's the only one we have too.
So now I'm pouting in the guest room and I want to bite something and just rgghrrhthrrrrggr but also want to sob. Not even in the mood anymore
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

 

[PyramidBox]

The people of Reddit, however, were not sympathetic to the further context added and for once, being a troon did not spare CA99 from their ire. The post was locked, and he didn't get the reception he hoped for

I really appreciate the top comment on this post: "Sounds like there are two sides of this and the easiest thing is to make it a transphobic blah blah thing instead of making it actually about you"

I've yelled about this on this site before, but a huge thing that bothers me about these people is that they convince themselves all of their problems come from being trans and use it as an excuse to never actually do anything to improve. "You make me uncomfortable and you did weird things as a kid and continue to do weird things as an adult, please stay away from my baby daughter" "Ugh this is because I'm trans isn't it!!"

It's very telling that this person apparently associated transness with their own antisocial behavior lol

 

[Athena Save Us!]

https://x.com/vuwwen/status/1887614243182141802
Tranny coping anime comic, positing a future where archeologists are able to accurately identify female hormones in a male skeleton and choose to utilize futuristic technology to resurrect people as the opposite sex.

I am curious if any kiwis have any insight as to whether or not any of this is based in science at all. Many such trannies dilating in the replies such at this:
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uwu we'll murder the rich and then revive them because we are well adjusted and in touch with our mortality
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Spoiler: anime troon comic

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By the way, this post is transformative criticism that is fair use and protected speech.

Your comic sucks and it lays bare your deranged and broken soul. In the realm of speculative fiction, you have infinite possibilities to pontificate about the future of our world, where we may go as a species, and what things we ought to do, and what we ought to avoid. This is what you prioritize because of your anime addiction and denial of biological reality: horrifically pathetic low effort slop that panders to the weakest members of the human race. I would love to see you compose a longer narrative, as it would no doubt reveal further cracks in the facade of your psyche. If you are going to speculate, then think big. Think beyond your day to day problems. Think of more than yourself and your little group of ass kissers.
Read a book nigger.

This cope is still going strong on social media.

Spoiler: Text

Think about it!

"3,000 years ago in the mid-21st century, this ancient human received a primitive form of gender affirming care! Despite living through some of the worst decades of the Second Dark Ages, her body appears to have been fitted with silicon implants in her breasts and cheeks, and her skull was surgically modified to achieve more feminine proportions. Bone density analysis indicates that she also received feminizing hormone injections, despite the lack of modern gene editing and lab-grown reproductive organs. This discovery has forced historians to rethink their conception of the Second Dark Ages--often viewed as a low point for transgender individuals. Evidence increasingly suggests that some trans women were treated and cared for, despite widespread oppression and inequality."

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Whatever this shitshow we're living through is, I'm going to maintain hope that humanity will survive and grow again one day, and when it does, us transfolk will make intriguing burial specimens.

But they had better not put my bones in a museum!

Spoiler: Coping Comment 1

I'm reminded of this story:

A reporter once asked Gene Roddenberry about Captain Picard's baldness, "Surely they would have cured baldness by the 24th century," Roddenberry countered, "In the 24th century, they wouldn't care."

I think that if we manage to avoid killing the planet and ourselves, we'll be seen as pioneers of something that will be commonplace and mundane in the archaeologist's time.

Spoiler: Coping Comment 2

Eh I hope the biologists of the future transition fully to epigenetics and cellular based understanding of biology.

DNA makes proteins and life consists of a community of cells not a protein shake. Despite all the drastic anatomical differences between chordates we all have identical homeobox genes, demonstrating there is something other than proteins responsible for making us into what we are. The cell.

What has the current central dogma gotten us really? Eugenics and barbaric social selection. The current central dogma has made modifying biology a taboo, even when evidence suggests it to be possible. It has shackled us to proteins and the genes that make them. The future is in the cell and non genetic inheritance factors. Proteins are nonliving tools not the master of our fate.

https://academic.oup.com/eep/article/10/1/dvae002/7630448

Spoiler: Coping Comment 3

Archeologists rely more on artifacts buried with the body than the form of the skeleton.

While it is sometimes possible to use some bones, they are notoriously unreliable, so I’m getting buried in a dress and my jewelry lol.

Spoiler: Coping Comment 4

Current reputable archeology is already slowly realising we cannot look at 7,000 year old graves with a western gender binary lens... There are too many ancient cultures that have had or still have unique concepts of gender diversity. When archeologists dig up ancient "atypical graves" of "a man buried with feminine items and seemingly wearing the remnants of a dress" they scratch their heads until they start balding. Or when a team of American archeologists dig up a native American grave and claim without a second thought "yep, that's a woman"... Do you not understand that most native tribes HAVE HAD GENDER DIVERSITY?!!! — utterly incompetent and blinded by western biash it's just injustice to their culture... Like, you couldn't just consult someone?

Damn—I'd like me two lab-grown uteri, please! One for me and one for my friend!! Aswell as four ovaries and a vaginal canal!! Pls pls pls ....And then a man to finish the job! What? You don't sell virile men? Literally 1984.

Also, hello to anyone from 500 to 3,000 years from now! Does Reddit still exist? Is it just archived somewhere in some mega storage in a mega city in a mega colony on Mars? Do you eat bland cubes of nutrients as many scifi movies like to use as a trope? Does English even look the same? Languages change more slowly now with globalization, objective school matters, and the internet, but maybe smthin spooky happened and you have no idea what I'm saying. Also, how is the heat?

 

[Bloo]

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You’d hope this will be a wake up call for the OP. I used the same argument years ago, “trans people know biological sex they are” Then realised that no, a lot of them don’t. That was one of my first peaking moments.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

More mad men.

 

[Candidate No 7]

Trans Rights Activists: sex by deception is our human right, we have needs, so fuck everyone else!



Also Trans Rights Activists: Is there some kind of backlash against poor ickle us? What did we ever doooooooo? Must be a conspiracy.

 

[Athena Save Us!]

What an idiot. This kind of reasoning is why some historians (the woke ones) look back at things like women disguising themselves as men during the Civil War and decide they were trans the whole time. Some women, especially in the past, may be tempted to go full-on pooner in order to try gain privileges or something, but most aren't going to turn themselves into lifelong medical patients because of their obsessions. That's reserved for pooners addicted yaoi.

 

[everyone has aids]

Troon defends penis-ambushing people, John Flynt corrects him:

>I would be horrified to find out I was making out with a woman. I don't wanna touch someone with those parts sexually.

hahahahahah i see what John did there. thats actually a 10/10 respectable shitpost.

(reversing “then i found out she had a penis”)

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

What an idiot. This kind of reasoning is why some historians (the woke ones) look back at things like women disguising themselves as men during the Civil War and decide they were trans the whole time. Some women, especially in the past, may be tempted to go full-on pooner in order to try gain privileges or something, but most aren't going to turn themselves into lifelong medical patients because of their obsessions. That's reserved for pooners addicted yaoi.

I've commented on this previously but the attitude of queer revisionism to history is at its core profoundly misogynistic. It obfuscates one of the areas where talking about gender as a social construct matters the most: cultural presentations of gender throughout history, and the degree to which our assumed natural constants for gender are contingent in time and place. For all their claims of smashing the binary, the going line approaches believing that every female warrior in history or male presenting individual we discover, from Scythian archers to female Vikings, from Joan of Arc in Europe to the Onna-musha in Japan, weren't women bucking gender roles at all, they were all just scrawny dudes with messed up genitals. Similarly, any third gender categories that exist anywhere in the world, or any even things like the cult of Cybele with ritual castration, aren't men bucking gender roles, they were just weak women who happened to be born with too strong bodies. Needed to become more like submissive wives to be their proper gender. It's one of the fascinating things about the modern troon and poon movements, their obsessive need to be the "other" essentializes gender to sex, all the while claiming that they are doing the opposite. It's some powerful ass double-think. It treats historical actors as tokens to validate modern constructs, rather than as subjects with their own likely untranslatable frameworks for understanding things like sex and gender.