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A heckin' valid dudebro wants to know how she can quickly make her rotdog warm again after a shower. Any advice you want to depart with, fellas?

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I’m 6 days post op and just took my first real shower. It was kind of hard to do so I might just use bath products that I can use outside of the shower most days, and showers when I really need it. When I came out of the shower of course my phallus was cold. I didn’t know how long to wait for it to heat up, so instead of seeing if it would heat up naturally, I got scared and shoved it under a bunch of blankets. But do I have to do that every time? Could I have just sat around for a bit after drying off, and it would’ve warmed up eventually? Or are we supposed to heat it up pretty much straight away after showers postop. I wasn’t told to heat it up, but I know that people on here say it shouldn’t be cold
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I continued to wear a heating pad out of the hospital for a week or so until Dr Watt told me not to (cuz a lot of people unintentionally burn themselves).
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This one cracked me up. Imagine having a "dick" that is so devoid of sensation that you accidentally scorch it with a heat mat?

 
Peaches Demure said:
future antibiotics resistant super bug brewing inside a rotdog
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This alone is a reason it should be banned. Bugs spread, and someone picking this up in hospital will have their lives ruined if they contract it. Surgery is safe ish these days and routine ONLY because of modern aseptic technique and antibiotics. As soon as there’s a critical threshold reached where enough infections aren’t treatable, the days of routine surgery are numbered. We are NOT discovering new antibiotic classes fast enough, and these pooners and their biohazard catheters (and the TOOBZ munchies)?should be buried in quicklime under a Chernobyl-style concrete sarcophagus.
Magic Pickle said:
OP has a truly natural looking neovagina, right?
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This amused me; For me, sensation is the most important part of this surgery, even more than functionality or aesthetics, so I’ll admit it worries me a little.
Sorry Hon, best I can do is ( checks list of available sensations) crawling horror and pressure
Magic Pickle said:
and having a flesh-made handle on her belly makes her body look even more like a refrigerator than it did before.
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Wake up babe, sequel to Human Centipede just dropped:
In theatres this summer: Human Klein Bottle
 
Peaches Demure said:
A heckin' valid dudebro wants to know how she can quickly make her rotdog warm again after a shower. Any advice you want to depart with, fellas?
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It would seem like this is a sign of poor circulation, so it might be a harbinger of fun post-phalloplasty medical adventures to come.
 
Peaches Demure said:
When I came out of the shower of course my phallus was cold. I didn’t know how long to wait for it to heat up, so instead of seeing if it would heat up naturally, I got scared and shoved it under a bunch of blankets.
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The wonderful thing about actual penis and balls is that when it gets too cold it starts to retract inside the body to keep the heat and avoid damage. Isn't having actual functioning genitals fun?

Either way, it always amazes me how they can just talk about this like it's somehow normal to sit around and feel like you have to heat up a body part randomly. That it doesn't tell them the obvious thing that the issue here is that there's zero blood flow thus will likely become rotdogs soon enough speaks of their general intelligence.
 
Hepativore said:
It would seem like this is a sign of poor circulation, so it might be a harbinger of fun post-phalloplasty medical adventures to come.
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If you think about it this is literally just another case of reality smacking them squarely in the face. Women having poor circulation - and therefore cold hands and feet etc - is at worst a cliche but super common. I have never been with one that didn’t want socks when curled up on the sofa etc.
Imagine bolting on the most fundamental symbol of masculinity only for such a classically female issue to arise as your body reminds you that no, this is not you, put a sweater on honey.
Grim.
 
farmer andy said:
If you think about it this is literally just another case of reality smacking them squarely in the face. Women having poor circulation - and therefore cold hands and feet etc - is at worst a cliche but super common. I have never been with one that didn’t want socks when curled up on the sofa etc.
Imagine bolting on the most fundamental symbol of masculinity only for such a classically female issue to arise as your body reminds you that no, this is not you, put a sweater on honey.
Grim.
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The doods could knit a miniature sweater for them. Like those novelty willy warmers they used to sell as gag gifts, but actually with a purpose.
 
Positron said:
That particular stinkditch was fashioned from the jejunum, a part of the small intestine. So intestinal mucus.
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Mmmm. Delicious butt"pussy"

Peaches Demure said:
A heckin' valid dudebro wants to know how she can quickly make her rotdog warm again after a shower.
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Hepativore said:
It would seem like this is a sign of poor circulation, so it might be a harbinger of fun post-phalloplasty medical adventures to come.
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It's pretty wild, isn't it?

"Hey everyone, you know that piece of guy-exclusive kit which is so well supplied by the circulatory system that it has these blood-absorbing sponges which can grow 5-10x their size in a matter of seconds when everything is working well!? My hastily manmade, poorly-veined armflap-tube stapled to my vagene by a psychotic plastic surgeon with dollar signs for pupils seems to not be functioning like that... and it's cold! Whyfor and how do I fix, plox!?@!"

God help them if they ever manage to bruise the poor monstrosities.
 
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Hongourable Madisha said:
The doods could knit a miniature sweater for them. Like those novelty willy warmers they used to sell as gag gifts, but actually with a purpose.
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Maybe a wool sock...??? They could cut the sleeve from a polypro longjohns shirt and just slip it over...a little rotdog warmer? Bespoke rotdog warmers, handcrafted by insane 'troons, are a real merch option for KF.
 
Vulvalover1 said:
An interesting podcast with plastic surgeon Dr Patrick Lappert discussing SRS surgeries.
(Not a fan of O’Malley but still this is quite interesting ..)
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Don't sleep on this, it's a very good listen
pooterino said:
Mmmm. Delicious butt"pussy"





It's pretty wild, isn't it?

"Hey everyone, you know that piece of guy-exclusive kit which is so well supplied by the circulatory system that it has these blood-absorbing sponges which can grow 5-10x their size in a matter of seconds when everything is working well!? My hastily manmade, poorly-veined armflap-tube stapled to my vagene by a psychotic plastic surgeon with dollar signs for pupils seems to not be functioning like that... and it's cold! Whyfor and how do I fix, plox!?@!"

God help them if they ever manage to bruise the poor monstrosities.
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That's actually a question I did wonder, if these things are made from flaps of skin then are they only vascularized with tiny capillaries and little veins? Like presumably they're not repurposing an artery. So yeah, it's not surprising that something that hangs off as an appendage like that made of tissue that isn't supposed to be that disconnected from the body would have blood flow problems
 
Mellow Malevolent said:
Don't sleep on this, it's a very good listen

That's actually a question I did wonder, if these things are made from flaps of skin then are they only vascularized with tiny capillaries and little veins? Like presumably they're not repurposing an artery. So yeah, it's not surprising that something that hangs off as an appendage like that made of tissue that isn't supposed to be that disconnected from the body would have blood flow problems
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I think they do repurpose at lease one decent sized vein in a bad attempt to keep the rotdogs alive.

Then these daft girls wonder why they lose feeling and use of the arm or leg that was butchered.
 
Starre & Ruine said:
Maybe a wool sock...??? They could cut the sleeve from a polypro longjohns shirt and just slip it over...a little rotdog warmer? Bespoke rotdog warmers, handcrafted by insane 'troons, are a real merch option for KF.
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You joke but in this very thread are pooners knitting themselves rotdog cozies.

Peaches Demure said:
This one cracked me up. Imagine having a "dick" that is so devoid of sensation that you accidentally scorch it with a heat mat?
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"Mom, dad, I've got bad news and good news. I burnt my penis, but dinner's on me!"

pooterino said:
which can grow 5-10x their size in a matter of seconds
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5-10x? Can you give them my number?
 
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Peaches Demure said:
This one cracked me up. Imagine having a "dick" that is so devoid of sensation that you accidentally scorch it with a heat mat?
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I wonder if they get dysmorphic because it doesn't shrink when it gets cold like a real one. They will never be like George Constanza getting out of the pool.
 
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actual irl loser said:
person is supposedly happy with the results. 1 month post-op, ~20.000€ for this lol https://www.reddit.com/r/Transgende...1n1hdr1/colonvaginoplasty_ana_rodriquez_vega/

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That top pic gives me Landon Hiscock vibes, and the bottom is just a ballsac being spread open to reveal the horrific remains of chopped up penis glans. How can you look at that on yourself and be happy with it rather than going home and fellating a shotgun?
 
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