Handsome Men Thread - Men Female Kiwis (and gays) think are handsome

[Bosnian Baconator]

No one posted Viktor Tsoi yet? Am I alone in thinking he's super cute
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Here's a Viktor fancam I found, honestly surprised there is one, especially on western side of the internet.
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I only recently discovered his music, which, given how good it is, should be a sin. Anyway, yes, he is looking, very, very good, in almost every angle he has that "Dreamy" Flair, that chin with that shaggy hair of his... it works just so damn well. Even as a Dude I agree that he is cute.

 

[_scythe_]

First time on this thread, I want to introduce you guys to this fag from Twenty One Pilots. His name is Josh Dun, and he's the drummer. You can't hate his pecs and cute face. The things I'll let him do to me are out of this world.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

Talking of aging like fine wine,Timothy Olyphant.
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He's kinda underrated ngl.

1000 TIMES YES

And his character on the Office whose whole backstory was just “HANDSOME” was great to watch as well.

I used to know his brother Matt, who was very weird, however.

 

[Vitrealis]

Fuck. He's pretty. I love his almond eyes. Looks a bit like Nicholas Galitzine's twin.
Teeth are meh, but braces are cheap.
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I don't see anything wrong with his toofs. The fact that they aren't exactly 100% symmetrical perfection makes him even more attractive. He's a 10/10 to me.

In the book he is about 15 when it all starts and he is supposed to be slight and young, then the action takes place over a few years and he grows up. That sort of thing is quite hard to cast, but chalamet doesn’t work at all. He just looks like a fruity little squirrel, not a young man who’s just had his world destroyed and is forced to grow up and become a leader of men. For all its flaws, the David lynch version was visually brilliant, and way better cast.

The David Lynch version also had a lot of marvellous costume design. I haven't watched the new movies because I just don't like it aesthetically, from the trailers. Everything is tones of grey, and that's super boring. It seems like for movies to be taken seriously now, they have to be super dark and have no color. Also, when I saw the costumes of the Bene Geserit, it didn't do anything for me (as opposed to Lynch's version, in which they were phenomenal).

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Alexander Megos. He's a German olympic climber. He looks very elf-like, I find everything about him adorable, including his voice. He's also vegan, so that's a huge plus in my book. Marry me, Alex :,(

 

[Blunt force drama]

M on the drivers license here. Stopped in to say that this thread has been enlightening. I had a brief question if you want to take the bait (for akshuLly serial yall).

From the slabs of moid you've served up, I noticed a pretty clear separation between the charismatic and the better looking. For everyone looking for the latter, how bad does his rizz have to be before the deal is off?

 

[Otterly]

The David Lynch version also had a lot of marvellous costume design

Visually brilliant, and yeah the costume design was amazing. I found the recent films meh. Saw the first one and no interest in the second.

From the slabs of moid you've served up, I noticed a pretty clear separation between the charismatic and the better looking. For everyone looking for the latter, how bad does his rizz have to be before the deal is off?

The handsomest man in the world is a dud if he’s cruel, or has a shitty personality. Fairly ugly blokes can be attractive if they’ve got something about them. Mileage may vary depending who you ask.

 

[RomanianSchizo]

I've always thought Sam Elliott, Jimmy Stewart, and Alan Alda were hot.

 

[Soso]

Burt Reynolds was extremely handsome.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

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Burt Reynolds was extremely handsome.

Pedro Pascale is the Zoomer Burt Reynolds

 

[Just A Rat]

I've always thought Sam Elliott, Jimmy Stewart, and Alan Alda were hot.

Oh god yes, Alan Alda all day every day. Man, as a kid I crushed on the men with cutting wit: Hawkeye, Benson, and Sir Humphrey were wonderful in my eyes.

 

[RomanianSchizo]

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Burt Reynolds was extremely handsome.

I was gonna mention Burt Reynolds too! So hot, especially in the 1978 movie The End.

Pedro Pascale is the Zoomer Burt Reynolds

Pedro Pascal wishes he was Burt Reynolds

Oh god yes, Alan Alda all day every day. Man, as a kid I crushed on the men with cutting wit: Hawkeye, Benson, and Sir Humphrey were wonderful in my eyes.

Alan Alda could [redacted] and [redacted] and [redacted] my God that man is FINE (he still is even at age 89).

 

[krautkid]

Drake Anthony aka Styropyro on Youtube is hot af to me. Quirky, smart, cute, pretty features. Boy-next-door type.
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This is going to sound so specific but he reminds me of what I thought every cute guy from a Fear Street novel would look like. The next door type like you said. 90s curl rizz.

 

[Soso]

Pedro Pascale is the Zoomer Burt Reynolds

Pedro Pascal doesn't stand a chance against Burt.

Pedro Pascal wishes he was Burt Reynolds

I'm glad this is one of the few places that hates Pascal and understands.

 

[Anarchocaca]

gigachad

 

[Coffee Druid]

I was looking up old black and white photos for sketching reference, and stumbled across the Spanish dancer Antonio Gades. I'm usually not into 'older' men but damn. Dancing/ballet is probably one of the sports with the most aesthetic male physiques too. Toned but lithe.

 

[sodomy lifestyle]

I'd say young Joseph Goebbels was handsome, contrasted to his more infamous image as the gaunt goblin he became with age.



Came across this photo when I was browsing wiki for info about nazi cabinet members.

 

[RomanianSchizo]

Ok turns out there's a lot of men I find handsome.
Stalin was really hot, and aged like a fine wine.
I watched a YouTube short on Mr. Rogers today and realized he was also fine (also just a perfect combo of personality and looks like bro really had it all).
I wanted to mention some musicians that I find hot: Robert Smith, Robert Plant, Robin Gibb (him and his brothers are the reason why I find chest hair attractive).

 

[Soso]

Stalin was really hot, and aged like a fine wine.

You have excellent taste for that part.

Thread tax: The Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria. I dunno why but he seemed very handsome to me, and I like a royal look.

 

[RomanianSchizo]

You have excellent taste for that part.

Thread tax: The Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria. I dunno why but he seemed very handsome to me, and I like a royal look.

Thank you! And I agree re: Archduke Franz Ferdinand, he was really handsome.
Also 1980s Richard Butler (lead singer of The Psychedelic Furs) was pretty handsome.

 

[Chandelier]

I'd say young Joseph Goebbels was handsome, contrasted to his more infamous image as the gaunt goblin he became with age.

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Came across this photo when I was browsing wiki for info about nazi cabinet members.

I'm not going to be a Naziboo, but Otto Skorzeny, who got a sweetheart deal (allegedly) training the newly formed Mossad, had a distinct look.

He also got pudgy in older age. Dodged all sorts of attempts on his life.

And to even it out, 5'4 hero Audie Murphy:

Like Yuri Gagarin, he died young.

You have excellent taste for that part.

Thread tax: The Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria. I dunno why but he seemed very handsome to me, and I like a royal look.

Add Tsar Nicholas. It's always men chosen to rule when they didn't want to who got the shittiest hand.