Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Oh Long Johnson]

Also, can someone explain to me what happened between Apple and Ireland? I really don't give a shit.)

I assume Apple set up an EMEA branch for support and marketing like every other tech company when Ireland miraculously turned their economy into the pride of Europe by offering no corporate taxation for a decade. I didn't keep up with things but the smart money is on Apple moving out a year or two after everyone else and telling Erie to pound sand on taxes for that period.

 

[Mola Ram]

I expect a video where Bob talks about how casting a black guy for Roland was the right decision. Although if he reads the rest of the series, he'll probably ignore this little of thing of The Dark Tower series already had a strong POC character who is also a woman.

Dat fatass whiteboy can shut his honk mahfah face! Sho!

 

[TowinKarz]

I would play co-op Mario with him so I can throw him into pits.

When he complains, tell him it's just objectivism in action. "You were in my way, now you're not"

And watch him twist into a cognitive pretzel trying to deal with the dissonance of "it's okay when I do it" thinking applied in reverse.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

3) No clue on what Bob thinks of Islam, but I'm sure we can all guess that it hews right to whatever the left wing take of the day might be. I'd love to see him square his sneering about ignorant superstition with a defense of female genital mutilation or honor killings. Odds are he'd probably dodge the issue by claiming it doesn't really happen a lot.

Female genital mutilation isn't a custom specific to Islam and dates back to pagan customs in the parts of Africa where it's still common. The Shafi'i school of Sunni Islam mandates it, which is why it existed in Iraqi Kurdistan, Yemen, and Indonesia, but some predominantly Christian parts of Africa like Liberia also practice it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:FGM_prevalence_UNICEF_2016.svg

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Same old, same old:

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They actually tested that( did a mock debate with a man talking and holding the same views as Clinton vs a woman talking and holding the same views as Trump. And guess what?

They liked the female Trump stand in better.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I assume Apple set up an EMEA branch for support and marketing like every other tech company when Ireland miraculously turned their economy into the pride of Europe by offering no corporate taxation for a decade. I didn't keep up with things but the smart money is on Apple moving out a year or two after everyone else and telling Erie to pound sand on taxes for that period.

So clearly, Apple's the devil when they steal money, but when Nintendo rips off YouTubers, they can do no wrong in his eyes.

 

[TowinKarz]

Well duh, one is building a superior future, the other is a relic.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Okay, who did this?

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Creator/BobChipman (http://archive.is/ZXHXM)

 

[Mola Ram]

Okay, who did this?
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http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Creator/BobChipman (http://archive.is/ZXHXM)

Huh. I didn't know Bob had enough of a fanbase that someone would build a TVTropes page to him, and a somewhat thorough one at that.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a jug of kerosene to drink.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Huh. I didn't know Bob had enough of a fanbase that someone would build a TVTropes page to him, and a somewhat thorough one at that.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a jug of kerosene to drink.

They even gave him a heartwarming page.

 

[RockVolnutt]

They even gave him a heartwarming page.

The fat insulates his heart.

 

[Gordon Cole]

They even gave him a heartwarming page.

Come on, a fat, unpleasant basement dweller with a fascist streak can't make people go "Aww"?

In his review of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014), he makes a speech at the end calling out people who dismiss negative criticism on kids movies as just being "for kids" and feels that kids are smarter than people give them credit for and deserve movies that respect their intelligence.

Oh Jesus Christ, he goes full Enter.

 

[thismanlies]

Here's Bob on Guardians 2, basically confirming why he named the first one the best movie of 2014 was out of in the moment passion. Also, I thought you said Marvel movies didn't need strong villains:
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Here's Bob with a depressing amount of likes towards Chris Evans's virtue signaling:
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Then he shit talks Apple some more, largely due to them possibly buying Nintendo. (So much for that superior future. Also, can someone explain to me what happened between Apple and Ireland? I really don't give enough of a shit to look it up.)View attachment 214638
And lastly, Bob facing his biggest challenge since his BMI, reading a book:
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I can imagine Apple buying out Nintendo.

Bob would be sitting in his basement with a magnifying glass going over iMario's sprite looking for any imperfections. And should he find a single mustache hair out of place, it'll be blarms 2.0. He'd forget about those evil Republicans and go on a months long Twitter tirade about Apple ruining his favorite franchise. Hell, Trump might even inadvertently troll his fat ass by tweeting praises about the merger. The coup de grace will happen when Bob rams his scooter into the nearest Apple store with a can of bear mace screeching how Steve Jobs ruined his vision for a superior future.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I can imagine Apple buying out Nintendo.

Bob would be sitting in his basement with a magnifying glass going over iMario's sprite looking for any imperfections. And should he find a single mustache hair out of place, it'll be blarms 2.0. He'd forget about those evil Republicans and go on a months long Twitter tirade about Apple ruining his favorite franchise. Hell, Trump might even inadvertently troll his fat ass by tweeting praises about the merger. The coup de grace will happen when Bob rams his scooter into the nearest Apple store with a can of bear mace screeching how Steve Jobs ruined his vision for a superior future.

Now that would be the most active Bob's been in the past few years if he went ahead and did that.

 

[Sensory_overlord]

, can someone explain to me what happened between Apple and Ireland?

Apple has a HQ here for tax reasons. Last year an EU audit found that apple was paying too little tax, even by Irish standards, so they ordered them to pay €13 billion in back taxes. The Irish government has yet to collect the money because it may scare away other foreign investors and it sets a dangerous precedent for the EU to dictate our tax policy.

The €13 billion has since become a political football, the left sees it as tangible proof of corporate greed ruining the country and the right (who are also pretty left by international standards) argues that accepting the money would cost us our freedom and fancy tech jobs.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I can imagine Apple buying out Nintendo.

Bob would be sitting in his basement with a magnifying glass going over iMario's sprite looking for any imperfections. And should he find a single mustache hair out of place, it'll be blarms 2.0. He'd forget about those evil Republicans and go on a months long Twitter tirade about Apple ruining his favorite franchise. Hell, Trump might even inadvertently troll his fat ass by tweeting praises about the merger. The coup de grace will happen when Bob rams his scooter into the nearest Apple store with a can of bear mace screeching how Steve Jobs ruined his vision for a superior future.

DON'T. TWEET. ANYBODY!

Even while no longer technically “original” in and of itself, Guardians of The Galaxy Vol. 2 is still more fresh and different than most anything else Hollywood will offer up over the next few months.

Well, Baby Driver, Dunkirk and Detroit are all coming out soon, not to mention smaller movies like It Comes At Night, so way to be wrong yet again Bob.
Also, he fucks up the rating and reveals himself to be a white supremacist:

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Good money Bobby will dismiss Dunkirk as banal feel-good patriot shlock.

 

[Lorento]

Good money Bobby will dismiss Dunkirk as banal feel-good patriot shlock.

I always wanted an American offering an opinion on an event that prevented the complete destruction of Britain's Home army and probably saved the entire war in the early stages, and then calling it patriotic shlock.

My butthurt rant will probably be saltier than Bob is about Trump.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I always wanted an American offering an opinion on an event that prevented the complete destruction of Britain's Home army and probably saved the entire war in the early stages, and then calling it patriotic shlock.

My butthurt rant will probably be saltier than Bob is about Trump.

If you want a teaser you can hop over to the Dobson thread. A couple months back Ol' Andy whined about how the movie trailer sucked because it didn't explain to him exactly what Dunkirk was.

 

[Mola Ram]

"Even while no longer technically 'original' in and of itself, Guardians of The Galaxy Vol. 2 is still more fresh and different than most anything else Hollywood will offer up over the next few months."

It never fails to impress me what a lousy writer Bob is. It's always due to the same issue: using five words for every one he actually needs, presumably to make himself look smarter. So much verbal spinach to say GotG 2 lacks the freshness of the first one.

If you want a teaser you can hop over to the Dobson thread. A couple months back Ol' Andy whined about how the movie trailer sucked because it didn't explain to him exactly what Dunkirk was.

Why are you trying to make me reach for the kerosene again?