Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Dog Prom 3D]

Our gorl wondering how many calories are in nail polish.

She also says there's more to her than weight loss.

And is her choker glowing or is that a reflection from something?

Back when I was engaged in extreme masochism and watched Dr Phil daily, I saw an episode where a girl was convinced her body absorbed calories around her. Like if she picked up a cupcake her body absorbed the cupcake calories. If she entered a McDonalds and stood there it was the same as binging all day on French fries because the calories could seep into her skin. I never thought anyone could be stupider.

Yes, worry about them nail polish calories, AL, but really it's the fat content that will get you. Look for low fat polishes. Ask the sales staff at ULTA for their best low fat polish recommendations.

Also this brings into startling clarity how much nutritional knowledge Big AL really possesses. Is she trying to say she thinks there is something about nail polish that has obesegyns in it, like everyone who is sure certain plastic food containers contribute to obesity via phthalates? I'm clutching at straws here and maybe Dustin wasn't the dumb one in that relationship.

 

[Rotogravure]

Yes, worry about them nail polish calories, AL, but really it's the fat content that will get you. Look for low fat polishes. Ask the sales staff at ULTA for their best low fat polish recommendations.

Well, the first hit on a search is on the calories in OPI from myfitnesspal so...

https://www.google.com/search?q=how+many+calories+does+nail+polish+have&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

Well, the first hit on a search is on the calories in OPI from myfitnesspal so...

https://www.google.com/search?q=how+many+calories+does+nail+polish+have&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

Only 100 calories per tablespoon. Hardly seems worth it when you can drink a cup of perfume from Avon for 230 calories. Strangely there were no available calorie counts on MFP for Biore strips or dental floss. No wonder AmberLynn finds it so hard to lose weight!

 

[Cockyxx]

Now, I don't know how accurate socialblade is, but according to it AL makes anywhere from $197-3.2k a month. That number has to have gone down after the whole "Adpocalypse" thing, no? I've had adblock on my computer for years so I don't see them anymore regardless of that whole bs but from what I understand of it companies can now choose what kind of content they want to be associated with their ads and I can't imagine they look at the kind of content AL makes and go "yes this is fine."

I mentioned it before but I have friends in the industry and yeah, AL makes somewhere around 1k. Not even considering the fact that most people who watch her probably use adblock.

 

[Acceptable]

i think it would be interesting to have eugenia cooney and amberlynn reid tour the country in a bus going to middle schools and high schools and being examples of what happens when you refuse medical/therapeutic counseling. like yea therapy sucks, but if you don't learn how to handle your emotions, you will either look like a spooky skeleton or a big fat dumpling.

 

[Fresh Grown Breasts]

Back when I was engaged in extreme masochism and watched Dr Phil daily, I saw an episode where a girl was convinced her body absorbed calories around her. Like if she picked up a cupcake her body absorbed the cupcake calories. If she entered a McDonalds and stood there it was the same as binging all day on French fries because the calories could seep into her skin. I never thought anyone could be stupider.

Yes, worry about them nail polish calories, AL, but really it's the fat content that will get you. Look for low fat polishes. Ask the sales staff at ULTA for their best low fat polish recommendations.

Also this brings into startling clarity how much nutritional knowledge Big AL really possesses. Is she trying to say she thinks there is something about nail polish that has obesegyns in it, like everyone who is sure certain plastic food containers contribute to obesity via phthalates? I'm clutching at straws here and maybe Dustin wasn't the dumb one in that relationship.

I've noticed that a lot of morbidly obese people hyper-focus on minor calories- say, an iced tea that contains 60 calories- and witter about how it's the Worst Thing Ever, whilst gorging an entire pizza. They will lecture ad nauseam over 'hidden calories' and how they won't touch 5 calories ketchup because it's The Devil, without a shred of self awareness that those 'hidden calories' amount to about 1/1000th of their daily intake. My best guess is that it gives them the illusion of control in a situation where they have anything but. Big Al tends to do it a lot.

Also, am I the only person who gets autistically enraged when Big Al tries to eat daintily? She'll hold a slice of pizza with her pinky out like it's tea with the fucking Queen and takes little nibbles, waving it around whilst talking and...I don't know, is that how she thinks thin people eat? I've noticed a lot of morbidly obese people do it, as though they're dainty little sparrows. Yes, I know it's exceptional, but it fucks me off.

 

[EH 110]

Also, am I the only person who gets autistically enraged when Big Al tries to eat daintily? She'll hold a slice of pizza with her pinky out like it's tea with the fucking Queen and takes little nibbles, waving it around whilst talking and...I don't know, is that how she thinks thin people eat? I've noticed a lot of morbidly obese people do it, as though they're dainty little sparrows. Yes, I know it's exceptional, but it fucks me off.

I'm more annoyed when she says, "I haven't ee-in anything today." Bitch, stop lying. You didn't gain 500 pounds by barely eating.

 

[Fresh Grown Breasts]

I'm more annoyed when she says, "I haven't ee-in anything today." Bitch, stop lying. You didn't gain 500 pounds by barely eating.

To some extent, she may be telling the truth. Not eating all day, then dump-loading in the late-afternoon/evening because she's starving is quite common. It's a mindset that you've 'earned' calories in the evening because you've starved all day, or that if you dump-load all in one sitting it's somehow less harmful or fattening. Also it leads to over eating as you're so hungry.

Who am I kidding. Bitch eats all day.

 

[haygurlhay]

Love the wiki article on AL. The only thing I would change is her getting a college degree. AL never finished college. She dropped out and was left with over $20,000 in student loan debt.
Edit: and as far as proof I have no idea what video it would be in that she said that but I'm sure she's mentioned this on YouNow as well. Maybe even her ask.fm way back.

 

[Token_Texan]

To some extent, she may be telling the truth. Not eating all day, then dump-loading in the late-afternoon/evening because she's starving is quite common. It's a mindset that you've 'earned' calories in the evening because you've starved all day, or that if you dump-load all in one sitting it's somehow less harmful or fattening. Also it leads to over eating as you're so hungry.

Who am I kidding. Bitch eats all day.

Ive noticed almost every time she says "I haven't ee-uhh all day" she follows it with "ive been up for like 4 hours."

 

[HickoryDickory]

I've noticed that a lot of morbidly obese people hyper-focus on minor calories- say, an iced tea that contains 60 calories- and witter about how it's the Worst Thing Ever, whilst gorging an entire pizza. They will lecture ad nauseam over 'hidden calories' and how they won't touch 5 calories ketchup because it's The Devil, without a shred of self awareness that those 'hidden calories' amount to about 1/1000th of their daily intake. My best guess is that it gives them the illusion of control in a situation where they have anything but. Big Al tends to do it a lot.

Also, am I the only person who gets autistically enraged when Big Al tries to eat daintily? She'll hold a slice of pizza with her pinky out like it's tea with the fucking Queen and takes little nibbles, waving it around whilst talking and...I don't know, is that how she thinks thin people eat? I've noticed a lot of morbidly obese people do it, as though they're dainty little sparrows. Yes, I know it's exceptional, but it fucks me off.

I hate the hand to chin thing more. It isn't even a normal hand to chin, it's like a model pose. One of these days I hope she accidentally does both moves and gets pizza all over her dewlap.

 

[Xenomorph]

I hate the hand to chin thing more. It isn't even a normal hand to chin, it's like a model pose. One of these days I hope she accidentally does both moves and gets pizza all over her dewlap.

The tongue and the hand is the worst for me. She makes all her retarded herd do it now too.

 

[haygurlhay]

It's been long enough, AL. Bring forth Becky. I want to see where she rates on a scale of The Other Sister to I Am Sam.

 

[Dovahshit]

I'm more annoyed when she says, "I haven't ee-in anything today." Bitch, stop lying. You didn't gain 500 pounds by barely eating.

maybe she drinks protein shakes because protein is so bae

in secret ofcourse

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

Back when I was engaged in extreme masochism and watched Dr Phil daily, I saw an episode where a girl was convinced her body absorbed calories around her. Like if she picked up a cupcake her body absorbed the cupcake calories. If she entered a McDonalds and stood there it was the same as binging all day on French fries because the calories could seep into her skin. I never thought anyone could be stupider.

Yes, worry about them nail polish calories, AL, but really it's the fat content that will get you. Look for low fat polishes. Ask the sales staff at ULTA for their best low fat polish recommendations.

Also this brings into startling clarity how much nutritional knowledge Big AL really possesses. Is she trying to say she thinks there is something about nail polish that has obesegyns in it, like everyone who is sure certain plastic food containers contribute to obesity via phthalates? I'm clutching at straws here and maybe Dustin wasn't the dumb one in that relationship.

In some of her vids she often couldn't come up with "the right word" or some other piece of information and Dusty would jump right in. Destiny might be beyond immature, she actually sort of a jerk and sped quality, but sometimes I thought she had more brains than her hamplanet girlfriend.

 

[haygurlhay]

In some of her vids she often couldn't come up with "the right word" or some other piece of information and Dusty would jump right in. Destiny might be beyond immature, she actually sort of a jerk and sped quality, but sometimes I thought she had more brains than her hamplanet girlfriend.

I remember AL once said catched and Destiny had to correct her.

 

[mookbongz]

And who could forget "dranken"

 

[Lyssa]

She's on younow right now, being boring as hell.

She's crying already. Claims that her new girlfriend was a subscriber of hers, that's how she met her o.O They started talking after Valentines day, April 9th they became a couple.

 

[Bam_Margeras_Ass_Licker]

A user by the name Dan just gifted 5,000 bars on YouNow.

This article says:

One of Emma’s broadcast’s that I tuned into, ReadyRatty tipped her 5,000 bars (nearly $50) within the first 20 minutes.

http://www.digitalmusicnews.com/201...makes-10000-a-month-live-streaming-from-home/

 

[She Who Dealt It]

On YouNow she just admitted that she and Sharla aren't hanging out anymore. Actually, she said they literally drifted apart and that it happens sometimes....or something like that. It's amazing how quickly I forget her drivel after clicking off to come tell you guys.

ETA: someone else asked if she and Sharla were still best friends, and AL said no.

She also referred to someone in the comments whose username was gherkingoat as Gee Hurrkeeng. I would have thought she would be more familiar with pickles than that. Huh.

In reference to the Wiki it says ALR lives in FL, but doesn't she live in Morganfield, Kentucky now? I'm pretty sure she lives in Kentucky. And I agree with HayGurl that AL didn't graduate college with so much as an associates.