A Skeleton
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Pickles? You mean, like, a vegetable? Gorl, lezbereal, that's literally like so gross omigawd.
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Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Ha! She doesn't like pickles unless she can slather them in overly processed peanut butter. But, yeah gorl, sooo gross.
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Or wrapped up with salami and cream cheese!
FeedMeLobsterNow
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I recall her saying one pickle just fills her right up. More fiction I presume.
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So sharlas gone?
I can barely keep ALs social circle straight. I feel like I need that graph from a few pages ago to reference as I go. Middle schoolers have less flighty nonsense than her going on.
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She uploaded a new video. The big news she was alluding to is that her mother has had cancer for 3 years, and one of AL's relatives just told her about it.
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So sharlas gone?
I can barely keep ALs social circle straight. I feel like I need that graph from a few pages ago to reference as I go. Middle schoolers have less flighty nonsense than her going on.
It may be the fact that Sharla's husband could be back home. If I'm back from a tour overseas, the last thing I would ever want to see is Hamberlynn bumming off my spouse.
He probably told her to fuck off. And Sharla probably fell in line. Which means old Hammy is without a ride.
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I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure Sharla has said a few times that her husband isn't in the Military/Marines/any armed force on YouNow when people asked about her husband. There was a photo on her fridge that AL showed in a vlog that led people to believe this (Sharla and her husband in uniform), but I think it was just a ROTC thing.
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More than likely. I can't keep up with that wheezing voice of hers. And Sharla probably did have to set things right.
But I do stand by the husband putting his foot down.
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Oh for sure, and I wouldn't blame him one bit. In a vlog or YouNow Sharla's husband was coming home and AL got weird about it. I can only imagine his thoughts when he comes home to his wife and...well...just look at my avatar.
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Damn, what was up Dustin and Shrek's asses? Big AL goes to lunch with them, gets left out of their conversations, gets the :autism: face from Dusty when she tries to butt in, and ends up footing the bill? Jfc, what a toxic group of hippos.
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She definitely doesn't get full from one pickle. In one of the videos recently posted on Kiwi she ate out and had two fried pickles, plus chili cheese fries (I think), plus a salmon main, plus a big dessert. It was an older video but she certainly didn't get full eating one pickle that night.
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I pity the fool who believes Hamber gets full off of one pickle.
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Ha Called it, I knew she and Shartla would drift apart or have some sort of falling out. Both of them have abhorrent personalities.
No Morals AL
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Just found this place, been looking for a place to discuss my favorite disaster. I Love that her and sharla aren't friends anymore, just shows that this wilderbeast drives away EVERYONE! No one can put up with her for more than a couple of months because of her narcissism and rudeness, unless you have a mental disability apparently(Dustin, krystal, casey).
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Longtime lurker here, decided to join and make an account because dear god, this woman is a real trainwreck.
Dana and Destiny clearly dislike her company/barely tolerate her company, which is a *little* sad, but tbh if I had to spend as much time chauffeuring this massive lardlump around like Destiny’s been doing for the last year plus, I’d act the exact same way too. Especially considering how obnoxious she sounds, with her "OBSESSED" and "GUURL"'s.
This does make me wonder though. If they dislike her so much, then why the heck do they still spend time with her? It'd be simple enough to just stay away from her...
You know, she probably left the whole restaurant exchange in there so she could get some pity points and desperately grab back some of those constantly-dwindling views. 'Cause, like, lezbereal, we all have days like that. Gurl.
(Also is it just me or does anybody else get pissed off when her camera only films like, the lower half of her face?)
(Edited b/c my post was really similar to the person's above me, lol)
Dana and Destiny clearly dislike her company/barely tolerate her company, which is a *little* sad, but tbh if I had to spend as much time chauffeuring this massive lardlump around like Destiny’s been doing for the last year plus, I’d act the exact same way too. Especially considering how obnoxious she sounds, with her "OBSESSED" and "GUURL"'s.
This does make me wonder though. If they dislike her so much, then why the heck do they still spend time with her? It'd be simple enough to just stay away from her...
You know, she probably left the whole restaurant exchange in there so she could get some pity points and desperately grab back some of those constantly-dwindling views. 'Cause, like, lezbereal, we all have days like that. Gurl.
(Also is it just me or does anybody else get pissed off when her camera only films like, the lower half of her face?)
(Edited b/c my post was really similar to the person's above me, lol)
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a dinosaur
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She was born in Key West, grew up in Petaluma, CA then ricocheted around the US after getting kicked out of her grandmother's place in Oklahoma to live with various girlfriends and their parents in Arizona, Virginia, Florida. She and Destiny moved to Mt. Vernon/Berea, Kentucky, where six months later, Amberlynn summarily got her 500lb ass dumped.
Shit, maybe I should just make a map.
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I feel like they still spend time with her out of pity. I really can't think of another reason, like sure AL probably pays for gas and meals and shit--but it's not like D&D can't do that on their own, they both have (real) jobs. Today on YouNow she was saying that Destiny will always be there for her and she can rely on her to give her rides to her super important ~appointments~. Besides, we all know that AL is always the victim, so it wouldn't surprise me if she subtly guilts them into it.
She also said on YouNow today that she doesn't read Kiwi Farms. Lame.
She also said on YouNow today that she doesn't read Kiwi Farms. Lame.
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There used to be a show called Supersize vs. Superskinny, where they got a fatty and a skinny person to swap diets for a week. I'd love to see a lolcow special where Amberlynn swapped her daily intake with Eugenia Cooney.
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Good god women. Is nothing considered sacrid or private?!
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