In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls themself "The Holder of the Penis". Should a benign smirk float across the worker's face, you will then be taken to the deepest basement in the building. All you will hear as you walk down the poorly lit hallway is the sound of someone fapping.
Should the fapping cease at any time, stop and quickly shout "don't mind me, I didn't see anything." If silence continues, the lights will flicker out. At this point you must turn around and run as fast as you can down the hall, up the flights of stairs, and out of the building. Do not stop for anything - if caught, you will suffer a fate worse than death itself.
Should the fapping sound resume, continue down the hall. Upon reaching the end, you will find a heavy, rotting wooden door with ample vine-like foliage growing from it. Grasp the handle, and pull it open. Upon entering the room, you will see a young boyish spectre, not more than about 18, huddled over himself in the corner. Upon seeing you, he will let out an ethereal scream. You must not react to this scream, or you will die at the hands of this child-spirit. You may ask him one question, and one question only. This question is, "What happens when they come together?"
Instead of verbally answering you, he will turn to face you, and gradually make his way toward you. You will suddenly find yourself pants-less. Upon reaching the point at which you stand, he will grasp and lift up both his and your cocks. Drawing you slowly toward him, he will position himself for a coming together of the testicular regions of the two of you.
If the balls touch, it's gay.
or something to get my point across better.
