Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Marvin]

I don't think it is that hard a contradiction to maintain. For a decade Chris had friends in high school. Then all of a sudden he didn't. Wanting to go back to the days when he had friends isn't that far removed from wanting to go back to high school if you struggle with reality like he does.

In his more rational rantings he seems to want to find one of the gal-pals who genuinely liked him, or to convince them that even if they were fake back in the day, that they should feel bad for him and want to be his friend now.

It isn't. But I assume that, until I see evidence of intent, that there isn't any intent. There are lots of things Chris does that can easily be explained by him merely being a stupid dipshit. So when I do encounter intent, that's amazing to me. Like, he's not just accidentally being obnoxious because he doesn't know any better, he's specifically going out of his way to be obnoxious. So it's a big thing to see.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Maybe Chris belongs to a new Hominid species: Homo Autisticus Manchildus.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Maybe Chris belongs to a new Hominid species: Homo Autisticus Manchildus.

Random thought to a random thought: I wonder if Chris paid attention in science class (he remembers the 'hippo on his head' bullshit) when the teacher would have told him he belonged to a group called homo sapiens.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Random thought to a random thought: I wonder if Chris paid attention in science class (he remembers the 'hippo on his head' bullshit) when the teacher would have told him he belonged to a group called homo sapiens.

I do NOT belong to any group called "HOMOS A PENIS", I will continue to fight the hard truths

 

[Anonimo]

So I was just thinking, milkshark made a note in another thread that many of the people eager to troll Chris are either lolcows themselves or close to it. So what does that make people who make rant videos like BlackBusterCritic or Hellsing920? Would they be A-loggers or something else entirely?

 

[Fishkill]

So I was just thinking, milkshark made a note in another thread that many of the people eager to troll Chris are either lolcows themselves or close to it. So what does that make people who make rant videos like BlackBusterCritic or Hellsing920? Would they be A-loggers or something else entirely?

Hellsing920 was pretty lulzy in his day

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

I do NOT belong to any group called "HOMOS A PENIS", I will continue to fight the hard truths

We all know Chris isn't a Homo Erectus

 

[Xarpho]

We've all seen this picture of Snorlax, and the "Atkins Diet Essentials" next to her, but what are the bottle-looking things off to the right?

They look more like decorations of some sort (not beverage bottles). Is it some sort of weird Barbage from Goodwill, or something else? (If you're having trouble finding it, find the Atkins book, the snowglobe of Chris is between the bottle object and the book)

 

[BillRiley]

What makes you say that Bob threatened to sue a high school because his son didn't have enough friends?

I don't know it for sure. It's just seems like the kind of batshit thing Bob would do. Like pulling Chris out of Nathanael Greene and filing suit against the school or blaming homosexuals for the whole Game Place thing.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

We've all seen this picture of Snorlax, and the "Atkins Diet Essentials" next to her, but what are the bottle-looking things off to the right?

They look more like decorations of some sort (not beverage bottles). Is it some sort of weird Barbage from Goodwill, or something else? (If you're having trouble finding it, find the Atkins book, the snowglobe of Chris is between the bottle object and the book)

Salad dressing or lotion

 

[CatParty]

Salad dressing or lotion

With barb, ranch is lotion.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Random question:

Why the hell does Chris keep quoting John Tesh as an authority on dating?

I mean, okay, he shouldn't be quoting himself as an authority on dating either but why John Tesh?

Spoiler: wtf

i love john tesh so much.

 

[Xarpho]

Salad dressing or lotion

But if you look at it, it doesn't seem to have any words on the label(?) at all. Ah well, I'm going with random Barbage.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Ok I'm still struggling with this whole Tomgirl schitck.

Chris dresses like a woman to attract a lesbian but by definition a lesbian only sleeps with other women right? And I'm pretty sure Chrissy knows this.

Does he think that once this mythical lesbian sweet-heart meets him she will turn into a straight woman? Or does he believe that if he dates a lesbian as a cross-dresser he is a lesbian as well so they can have straight non-homo sex as a lesbian couple? Where does Crystal fit into this plan?

Mojo, I am so very confused.

How can dressing up like a woman trying to attract a lesbian make you Hetro?

 

[Christ-Chan]

Ok I'm still struggling with this whole Tomgirl schitck.

Chris dresses like a woman to attract a lesbian but by definition a lesbian only sleeps with other women right? And I'm pretty sure Chrissy knows this.

Does he think that once this mythical lesbian sweet-heart meets him she will turn into a straight woman? Or does he believe that if he dates a lesbian as a cross-dresser he is a lesbian as well so they can have straight non-homo sex as a lesbian couple? Where does Crystal fit into this plan?

Mojo, I am so very confused.

How can dressing up like a woman trying to attract a lesbian make you Hetro?

He specifically mentioned a dream he had of picking up women at a lesbian bar and being such a cutie-putie-kakka-bapootie that the woman would temporarily turn straight when she was his duck.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

He specifically mentioned a dream he had of picking up women at a lesbian bar and being such a cutie-putie-kakka-bapootie that the woman would temporarily turn straight when she was his duck.

Isnt the whole point of lesbian bars ... yknow, no ducks, only ?

 

[CatParty]

that's why they scissored

 

[FogHornCakeHorn]

Isnt the whole point of lesbian bars ... yknow, no ducks, only ?

I don't think you know Chris very well, he's pretty much an expert on women. He had alot of female friends in high school, there's several videos showing Chris's understanding of the female psyche and also how to pleasure a woman sexually. If any man can get a woman to change her sexual orientation at the mere sight of his penis, it's Chris.

 

[BT 075]

I don't think you know Chris very well, he's pretty much an expert on women. He had alot of female friends in high school, there's several videos showing Chris's understanding of the female psyche and also how to pleasure a woman sexually. If any man can get a woman to change her sexual orientation at the mere sight of his penis, it's Chris.

There's nothing straight about his that's for sure.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

I don't think you know Chris very well, he's pretty much an expert on women. He had alot of female friends in high school, there's several videos showing Chris's understanding of the female psyche and also how to pleasure a woman sexually. If any man can get a woman to change her sexual orientation at the mere sight of his penis, it's Chris.

Oh I know. He never ceases to amaze me.

He probobly also assumes that Lesbians get up to alot of hanky panky due to porn. In reality I recall studies showing that female couples are alot less about the sex and male couples are much more into the sex.

So with that, and knowing that I have never been to a lesbian bar I imagine that its much like a normal bar with butch girls in it. Smoking, Drinking... not alot of soliciting sex unlike a gay bar for men where it would be a *bit* more common.

Still I imagine that lesbians being horny all the time is a misconception that more people then Chris have.