Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Count groudon]

Fittingly enough, James Gunn, the guy who made both Guardians movies, wrote on his Facebook about how he dealt with his own isolation and unpopularity growing up through movies and pop culture like Bob did. The difference is that James Gunn is a talented, ambitious, wildly successful writer/director who got to where he is by being personable and hard-working, while that same background could just as easily belong to a bitter, untalented, fiercely unlikeable dumbass like Bob.

The problem is Bob has straight up said that any movie he makes would be so full of progressive bullshit and his own " kill all blue collar working people for superior future" bile that nobody but a very small audience would ever watch them and any studio he works for would suffer horrible financial losses because of it.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

The problem is Bob has straight up said that any movie he makes would be so full of progressive bullshit and his own " kill all blue collar working people for superior future" bile that nobody but a very small audience would ever watch them and any studio he works for would suffer horrible financial losses because of it.

Let us be realistic: Bob's greatest "directorial" achivement was his Game Overeater series and its finale where he played himself having a talk with Captain N while beating up an ape while "You've got the touch" played.

This guy has less movie making experience than Doug Walker. To Boldly Flee was a better made and directed "thing" than any of the shit he did, to show off how he is a superior nerd than others.

No study in the world, not even Pure Flix or The Asylum would hire THIS guy to make a movie. Tommy Wisseau makes for a better director (and entertainer) than Moviebob.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Let us be realistic: Bob's greatest "directorial" achivement was his Game Overeater series and its finale where he played himself having a talk with Captain N while beating up an ape while "You've got the touch" played.

This guy has less movie making experience than Doug Walker. To Boldly Flee was a better made and directed "thing" than any of the shit he did, to show off how he is a superior nerd than others.

No study in the world, not even Pure Flix or The Asylum would hire THIS guy to make a movie. Tommy Wisseau makes for a better director (and entertainer) than Moviebob.

Eh, as a writer Bob's not much worse than the mouthbreathers doing Marvel's comics right now. He sucks at every other part of filmmaking but I feel like he could shit out a reasonably solid story if someone paid him. The problem is his writing is still balls because his favorite theme is naked classism. Just look at his asinine Terminator concept. Narratively it's not the worst but it's still a mean, petty direction to take the franchise.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

Eh, as a writer Bob's not much worse than the mouthbreathers doing Marvel's comics right now. He sucks at every other part of filmmaking but I feel like he could shit out a reasonably solid story if someone paid him. The problem is his writing is still balls because his favorite theme is naked classism. Just look at his asinine Terminator concept. Narratively it's not the worst but it's still a mean, petty direction to take the franchise.

I once read a couple of "pitches" he had for franchises into movies.
He wanted to turn the carebears into an allegory for religion vs atheism, by making the Carebears kill god, whiel also fighting off Professor Coldheart, who was turned into a Spiderman villain.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I found this one tweet pitch of his, and it might just be one of the saddest before and after comparions ever, cause you know nu-Bob would go "Small town? Let them burn for voting for Trump!" Granted, it's still a godawful idea, but it's one that doesn't make us question his emotional health as much.

 

[iafiv]

For me the worst pitch was his idea about a fixed Escape from wherever movie.It boiled down to coastal cities are utopian middle America sucks and Snake is sent in middle America.It ignored the fact that in the Escape movies pretty much everywhere sucks in some way.In his pitch the coastal cities have only some faults so he basically went against the basic premise that in the Escape movies the world has gone to shit in some bit way everywhere.

 

[Lackadaisy]

I found this one tweet pitch of his, and it might just be one of the saddest before and after comparions ever, cause you know nu-Bob would go "Small town? Let them burn for voting for Trump!" Granted, it's still a godawful idea, but it's one that doesn't make us question his emotional health as much.
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I'll be fair and say that this is a half-baked concept for a Pixar short.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

For me the worst pitch was his idea about a fixed Escape from wherever movie.It boiled down to coastal cities are utopian middle America sucks and Snake is sent in middle America.It ignored the fact that in the Escape movies pretty much everywhere sucks in some way.In his pitch the coastal cities have only some faults so he basically went against the basic premise that in the Escape movies the world has gone to shit in some bit way everywhere.

He didn't just go against the basic premise, he flat out ignored it. The entire point behind the Escape movies is New York and LA--two of his darling centers for progress and enlightenment--are such violent dirty shitholes the government decides it's better off to just turn them into giant prisons. The movies or at least just the first one are scathing critiques of the urban culture Bob lionizes.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob's clearly an authority on the French election since he's 1/16th French.

Also, Bob est plein de saindoux et de merde.

 

[Lorento]

Bob's clearly an authority on the French election since he's 1/16th French.

Also, Bob est plein de saindoux et de merde.

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I like that he knocked off the Fraternitie at the end of that little saying. No brotherhood for you, Le Pen voting scum!

 

[RockVolnutt]

Bob's clearly an authority on the French election since he's 1/16th French.

Also, Bob est plein de saindoux et de merde.

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So how are we moving Bob to France to be among people he says he'd want to be around and make everyone happy?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

So how are we moving Bob to France to be among people he says he'd want to be around and make everyone happy?

Have we as a species even built a big enough plane yet?

 

[cypocryphy]

He's happy the woman lost. What a sexist.

 

[nanny911]

I'm surprised he even knew there was an election.

 

[Mola Ram]

How does this guy manage to take an election which affects him not at all, which he could not vote in, and about which he understands very little, and still be a gloating asshole about it?

 

[The Nothingness]

Have we as a species even built a big enough plane yet?

We could try to update the Spruce Goose but it will still only be in the air for a short time

 

[RockVolnutt]

How does this guy manage to take an election which affects him not at all, which he could not vote in, and about which he understands very little, and still be a gloating asshole about it?

Of course it affects him, France will build the one world government if America refused to!

 

[whatever I feel like]

We could float him over. It'd be James and the Giant Peach all over again.

 

[Begemot]

Because he sees, in the same way the alt-right does, France as a test case:

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/may/07/french-presidency-macron-reprieve-france-eu

Also, for a guy obsessed with low culture he sure seems to delude himself in watching, no offence, mostly schlock as a way into a supposed cultural elite.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I'm surprised he even knew there was an election.

Bob actually does comment quite a bit about foreign politics. Almost all if it he parrots from progressive-leaning click bait though.