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fridgesrants said:
Why can't he just look into getting a part time job or at least volunteer some were to keep busy?
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Because 1, he's so incredibly lazy (and a pussy as Marvin would say) that anything remotely related to the word "work" would kill him instantly. Two, he's so infamous, stupid and has such a rap sheet on him that a job would probably be more likely to hire a meth addict over him. :alog:
 
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It's clear that Fatty doesn't cares about the precarious situation in which he's living, he just wants to have more LEGO, vidya and fastfood. And he even says 'if you wish to send us gift cards', you know, as if people would have the random need to send him free stuff but didn't know which stuff they should send him...
 
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Owlflaps said:
A part of me thinks that the care package he received from the Cwcki Forums didn't count. Because it was a big box of stuff sent by trolls. Therefore, he's allowed to beg for more things from people who are actually true and honest.
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The thing is, he's so paranoid and reclusive nowadays that he'll automatically shut out anyone "true and honest" anyway.
 
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EleSigma said:
Because 1, he's so incredibly lazy (and a pussy as Marvin would say) that anything remotely related to the word "work" would kill him instantly. Two, he's so infamous, stupid and has such a rap sheet on him that a job would probably be more likely to hire a meth addict over him. :alog:
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Not to mention if he engaged in menial labor, :briefs: would ensue. Would you want him handing you your fast food with those hands? Or lifting boxes at your local walmart?
 
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EleSigma said:
Because 1, he's so incredibly lazy (and a pussy as Marvin would say) that anything remotely related to the word "work" would kill him instantly. Two, he's so infamous, stupid and has such a rap sheet on him that a job would probably be more likely to hire a meth addict over him. :alog:
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You are right. It is depressing though that Chris will never change.
 
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Alan Pardew said:
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Yeah fuck off Chris. It's on you that you don't have the money to buy vidya.

Cue Kengel to give him gift cards in 5... 4... 3....
 
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EleSigma said:
Because 1, he's so incredibly lazy (and a pussy as Marvin would say) that anything remotely related to the word "work" would kill him instantly. Two, he's so infamous, stupid and has such a rap sheet on him that a job would probably be more likely to hire a meth addict over him. :alog:
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Also, from the perspective of a business, Chris is untrainable. You would have to closely monitor him all the time to keep him from wandering off, going to sleep, or harassing females.
 
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Analysis:
* TGI Fridays - chain restaurant, high sodium levels
* Applebees - chain restaurant, bad food
* iTunes - apps for phone, probably some sort of "Boob Toucher" app
* Food Lion - groceries, but Chris won't get any healthy food
* LEGO - obviously
* Target - lego, vidya
* Walmart - lego, vidya
* Wood Grill Buffet - more food
* Toys R Us - lego, vidya
* McDonalds - greasy fast food
* Burger King - greasy fast food
* ihop Restaurant - restaurant with high percentage of obese people
* Kroger - groceries, but Chris won't get any healthy food
* Arby's - greasy fast food
* Gamestop - vidya
* Big KMart - lego, vidya--and Chris hasn't been banned there yet
* Best Buy - vidya
* Barnes & Noble - ...hm, I'm out on this one. Chris reads?
* Harris Teeter - groceries, but this is supposed to be more higher end. Also out on this one.
 
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Alan Pardew said:
Come to think of it, I wonder if it's the big box of stuff that influenced him to beg for stuff.
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Oh no doubt. But this just follows into his pattern of "Something good happens, I can totally make take it to the extreme and it totally won't backfire."

Megan was friends so he thought touching her creepily was cool. Gal pals talked to him in high school a few times a week so surely they'll be his savior in his 30's. Kindness of the CWCki helped him in his time of need so that means he can just ask for shit and it'll work. That's just Chris.

EDIT- Barnes & Noble sells DVDs/Blu Rays. It's a rip off since they're the most expensive retailer but they do.
 
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