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Or better yet, send him a bunch of gift cards worth $0.01 each. Like his highschool days he will be scrambling around for pennies.
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Or better yet, send him a bunch of gift cards worth $0.01 each. Like his highschool days he will be scrambling around for pennies.
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Totally forgot about their toy/games area. It's small but if you want the Walking Dead version of Monopoly they have that shit on lock.
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And toys. Don't forget, the sell legos and stuff!
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He's probably not smart enough to check he balance either. Just get a couple cards with pre-printed amounts on them and he'll think they're good.
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"Gif freebies! Don't mak... force me into go... hav... having to go shoplifting!"
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And to add, when I visited a friend last summer, we saw they had a ton of My Little Pony stuff in there as well. So... there's that. Jesus christ, Chris...
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Perhaps we should purchase these gifts, cash, and gift cards - all for ourselves. Then we can send Chris pictures of ourselves vastly enjoying them. "Hey, Pikonic! Remember when you, me, Noble Grey Horse, BB, Null, Alec and the rest of the gang got together at Applebees and exchanged our great big Lego gifts before goin' over to Best Buy to pick up some PS4 games? Man, that was a hoot!"
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Marvin would totally appreciate a Lego bong.
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That actually sounds hella fun. We should strive for this get together someday.
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Sorry, Christian. If you want free stuff again*, you've got to earn** it like last time by doing something absolutely fucking crazy***.
*No one will actually give you anything.
**This does not constitute legal advice or a legally binding agreement or authorization to act on behalf of anyone.
***To qualify, something that puts absolutely no one at harm except Christian Weston Chandler, because fuck you Christian.
*No one will actually give you anything.
**This does not constitute legal advice or a legally binding agreement or authorization to act on behalf of anyone.
***To qualify, something that puts absolutely no one at harm except Christian Weston Chandler, because fuck you Christian.
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We could call it a "Chris Gets Nothing!" party!
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I would honestly buy him something if I knew how that shit worked in the US, having to move out of your house because of a fire must be rough, even if you're worse than Hitler.
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I hope he doesn't interpret that as "I should burn the rental house down" or "I should get arrested again".
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Ya moving into a likely fully furnished place kicks the crap out of a man. He probably also gets some form of food stamps, free medical care, and income from his SSI. He's begging for toys and fast food, not actual 'This is what I need to stay alive' shit.
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