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Xarpho said:
I hope he doesn't interpret that as "I should burn the rental house down" or "I should get arrested again".
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Picklechu said:
Sorry, Chris, the rental house has to catch fire before anyone gives you more free stuff.
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I think Christian might be sorely disappointed if he took that advice. At this point, burning his house down is strictly "been there, done that," so he'd get less stuff than last time due to diminishing returns.

To get the same level of response, he needs to do something unexpected. So far, he's stuffed a medallion up his ass, drank his own semen, gotten arrested, and burnt his house down. I really don't know what he could possibly do to follow up, but I just know he'll do something. It's practically a law of statistics: as time increases, the probability that Christian will do something crazy approaches 1.
 
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He has a wish list now.

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He's asking for those super-expensive "Creator" town sets? Screw him.

EDIT: Jesus, he even has the giant Death Star model on there. That's pretty much the most expensive Lego set they make.
 
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maninthepicklesuit said:
I think Christian might be sorely disappointed if he took that advice. At this point, burning his house down is strictly "been there, done that," so he'd get less stuff than last time due to diminishing returns.

To get the same level of response, he needs to do something unexpected. So far, he's stuffed a medallion up his ass, drank his own semen, gotten arrested, and burnt his house down. I really don't know what he could possibly do to follow up, but I just know he'll do something. It's practically a law of statistics: as time increases, the probability that Christian will do something crazy approaches 1.
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The only unexpected thing he can do at this point is to get his life together.
 
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Mourning Dove said:
The only unexpected thing he can do at this point is to get his life together.
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Scooped! I wanted to say "Well, it could be something good-crazy: he gets a job and holds it for at least three months!

Of course, it could also be something bad, like killing someone for reals.
 
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Venusaur said:
Wait... How much do those things cost then?

http://www.amazon.com/LEGO-Creator-10224-Town-Hall/dp/B007GEMQ2I/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1400180348&sr=8-1&keywords=lego creator town hall

WHAT!? :cryblood:
Chris has no concept of how to wisely spend money. At all.

If he wants these, let him get a part time job sweeping floors until he can afford one. Almost $200 dollars for blocks? Geez.
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That's what makes it so egregious imo. It's as if he literally scanned a list of sets and just threw the most expensive ones on his "wish list".
 
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