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Most potential employers are probably gonna Google his name, so he's pretty much done.
Dramacow Michael Christopher Martin & Heather Lynn Martin /DaddyOFive/MommyOFive/FamilyOFive / MikeMartin1982 - now DaddyOOne, serving 5 years probation for child neglect, doesn't know when to quit
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Not at all; while there are people who genuinely want to see Mike and the landwhale burn, there are also posts with information pointing at how the pair are some of the most stupid people to exist, and when they weren't screaming like retarded banshees, it was pretty funny to see how stupid they act. (Kinda miss that tbh, and the silence is a bit disappointing.)
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Was said tongue in cheek as let's face it what's his CV going to say.
She'd have future problems also I should imagine.
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Was said tongue in cheek as let's face it what's his CV going to say.
And I thought he was basically a perennially unemployed layabout. In the interview with the ex-wife she said he never worked while they were married, he just played video games all day. Pretty fucked up that tormenting his children for profit is the closest he's gotten to actual work.
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They'll be back. Just the fact that they hired a PR company proves what attention whores they are. It will prolly go a little like this:
- They will write a book, playing the victim, in the book there will be shit like "we only wanted to do something for our family", "we made a little error in judgment", "it was all pretend!" and pretty much vilifying the internet and all those "bullies" and "trolls" on there. Then they will appear on some talk shows to plug that book. Idiots will buy the book.
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Regarding the extended order of protection (which is publicly available info through the courts): it was originally issued to protect just Rose plus Cody and Emma. With it being extended until May 5th 2018 just based on what the courts heard Friday, this means regardless of the gag order we know that Mike isn't allowed near or to speak to Rose or the little kids for the next year. He didn't go to jail, but clearly he's not going to get access to those kids again until he does some shit like mandatory parenting classes, etc. And this time landwhale Heather and ICP fan Mike can't run white trash harassment rings around Rose, because Mike can't contact her.
Now that the youngest kids are relatively safe and sound for the next year, we're waiting to see what happens with custody of the 3 older boys. Does Heather leave Mike once they go broke (which won't take more than a month)? Do they try to revive the prank channel with the 3 older boys plus Mike? Or will the boys' father get custody of them as well?
The gag order is one thing, but Mike and Heather will be out of money to pay a PR firm in no time flat. After that, they'll run their mouths about one thing or another. Even if they can't talk about Rose and the youngest kids (which they'll probably fuck up) they can fight with "haters" and possibly fuck up the remaining kids.
Now that the youngest kids are relatively safe and sound for the next year, we're waiting to see what happens with custody of the 3 older boys. Does Heather leave Mike once they go broke (which won't take more than a month)? Do they try to revive the prank channel with the 3 older boys plus Mike? Or will the boys' father get custody of them as well?
The gag order is one thing, but Mike and Heather will be out of money to pay a PR firm in no time flat. After that, they'll run their mouths about one thing or another. Even if they can't talk about Rose and the youngest kids (which they'll probably fuck up) they can fight with "haters" and possibly fuck up the remaining kids.
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With the money they were "earning" they could have had a nice little nest-egg. She's supposedly an "accountant" fgs and managed all the finances according to one of the videos I watched. No home of their own, buying tatt and gadgets, him looking at his "dream-car" - they genuinely must have thought the gravy train was going to last indefinitely.
iirc She has / had 2 bankruptcies to her history, God knows what is / has happened about them.
I've absolutely no sympathy if the pot is running dry and causes additional stress.
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Ah, of course this pretentious asshole has to interject with a "B-BUH TECHNICALLY ME", as with all of his arguments. I wish this pretentious, self absorbed, narcissistic douche would learn to get his head out of his own ass once in a while to smell something that isn't the bile from r/atheism.
Bit of cow crossover here.
Quite frankly, I don't think you get to use your dad for reference when he ran quite possibly the most infamous diploma mill to ever exist, proving he was more than just an asshole.
Ironically, the atheist needs to get himself off of his own cross.
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New terrible song.
A post above asks whether or not the actual father of the three older kids will get custody, but this song says the father has died.
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I love how you can hear him typing on his keyboard in the beginning.
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Mike's raising a lolcow in his own image.
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Didn't go to jail.... yet, I'm hoping. Because both his pudding of a woman and him should go to prison.
I'm sorry if I seem to be A-logging here but like seriously they abuse kids, fuck em.
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I don't think it counts, since you're not wishing for direct violence upon them, just wishing for a punishment well within the legal system that matches their crimes.
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One of the things dumbasses do that they think is clever is try to contact and harass the victim through intermediaries. If Mike does this, people could get their wish about seeing in jail because courts don't put up with that shit.
Unfortunately, this pretty much will dry up content whether he obeys the order or tards out and goes to jail.
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Plus side in 3-4 years Jake will be 18 and of age to have a thread. He's got the start of being a lolcalf if he keeps going the direction he's going. Only question is, who's autistic enough to wait that long for Do5 related content.
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Someone needs to write a guide on A-Logging. A-Logging is saying shit like "I hope this mildly annoying person fucking dies of cancer and/or gets raped", not "this child abuser deserves to go to prison".
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You know somebody here is.
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*facepalm*
You want me to do it to you? Because I can..
You want me to do it to you? Because I can..