TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

Robot Holocaust said:
Well, Tony's taken yet another page from Doug's book and has pumped out a GotG 2 review.

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Irwin M. Felcher said:
Tony, what the fuck are you doing? Why are you trying to be Red Letter Media all of a sudden? Did you hit your head?
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This is the "content" he's producing as filler until the "filming and production" of his next "season" of park review videos is ready to be released in a year or so. It's basically just lazy, half-assed, low-effort crap he can shit out to dupe his audience of men/womenchildren into thinking he's actually doing work and continue to donate to his hipster welfare.

This is one of my big criticisms about Jewmark; he's become just another sit-on-his-ass-at-home-reviewing-movies-and-vlogging angry critic. The one thing that made him stand out a bit from other angry critics, his park videos, he's making his audience wait until 2018 at the earliest before they get to see the content they've become accustomed to from Tony. I mean, he could stop spending most of his time bitching on Twitter and putting more effort into filming and editing and release a new video every-other week, but why bother when he has his mother's trust fund to live off and his easily amused audience will continue to donate to his hipster welfare for the shit-tier content he's making these days? Work ethic? Effort? What are those?
 
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Robot Holocaust said:
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It really does astound me that these people really, honestly believe that Trump is gonna destroy America, never mind that we've had questionable and even outright bad presidents in the past and we're still okay. Not to mention, it's going to take a lot more than 4 years of a divisive president to destroy America; we've survived both the Civil War and the Great Depression which I argue were worse situations than now. I'm pretty sure we'll manage.
 
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Baldur's Gait said:
It really does astound me that these people really, honestly believe that Trump is gonna destroy America, never mind that we've had questionable and even outright bad presidents in the past and we're still okay. Not to mention, it's going to take a lot more than 4 years of a divisive president to destroy America; we've survived both the Civil War and the Great Depression which I argue were worse situations than now. I'm pretty sure we'll manage.
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James Buchanan managed to lose half the nation, and it took 750,000 lives to bring it together again. In order for Trump to be the worst ever president, he'd have to actually be as bad as Tony claims he is.
 
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Plus, what exactly do these chuckleheads think "the end" of a country looks like? That it will sink below the waves like Atlantis, never to be seen again? If they just mean the country loses power and influence in the world, I thought that was exactly what they wanted -- a less belligerent, powerful and meddlesome America.

I have a feeling it just means, "REEEE I don't like politics moving the other way" though. Which, hey, welcome to adulthood. If you're lucky, you'll live to see this multiple times.
 
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The Dude said:
This is one of my big criticisms about Jewmark; he's become just another sit-on-his-ass-at-home-reviewing-movies-and-vlogging angry critic. The one thing that made him stand out a bit from other angry critics, his park videos, he's making his audience wait until 2018 at the earliest before they get to see the content they've become accustomed to from Tony.
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I don't even know why theme parks put up with a fat, grotesque loser like Tony douching up the place and then delivering douchey reviews for people who aren't going to those parks anyway. How is this a good advertisement? If I ran a theme park and a creep like this showed up and acted creepy, his ass would be barred from the premises and any others associated with it.
 
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Baldur's Gait said:
It really does astound me that these people really, honestly believe that Trump is gonna destroy America, never mind that we've had questionable and even outright bad presidents in the past and we're still okay. Not to mention, it's going to take a lot more than 4 years of a divisive president to destroy America; we've survived both the Civil War and the Great Depression which I argue were worse situations than now. I'm pretty sure we'll manage.
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Sadly, I doubt we'd survive either with society today. I just highly doubt the unwashed, crybaby 18-25 demographic would be able to get off their ass and out of their safe spaces to help the country dig itself out of either hole.
 
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