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There is a crazy woman named "gendermom" who transed her son and calls him "penis girl".
She has a blog and in 2013 wrote about her then 5 year old son getting an erection in the bathtub.

https://gendermom.wordpress.com/2013/12/03/my-daughter-has-an-erection/

Cognitive dissonance, anyone?
Yes, life is interesting when your five-year-old daughter has a penis.

It’s Monday night. She huffs, annoyed. She’s in the bath playing with her rubber ducks. “I hate it when my penis sticks up like that.”

I look into the bath water. Yup, she’s got a little erection going on.

OK, Mom, be cool.

“Why don’t you like it?”

“It’s just so annoying! Like, it sticks out of my underpants sometimes. It’s not comfortable.”

“Hmm, yes, that does sound annoying. I think there are some special underpants for girls with penises. Shall we try to get you some of those?”

“Yes, please! Can I pick them out? I want black ones!” (She’s in a sort of kindergarten Goth phase – everything’s gotta be black.)

“You bet, kiddo. Black it is.”

She smiles and resumes playing with her collection of rubber duckies.

Whew! Normalcy maintained, once again, despite a reality in which I am pretty certain that I can actually FEEL my brain attempting to re-wire itself in order to process the world wrought by my fabulous trans daughter.

The trick? Believing it’s normal, and showing her that I believe it is. Or faking it really well when my mind is stuck in spin cycle as I watch my lithe little princess with her long, blond hair, sporting an erection in the bathtub.

The thing, this IS normal. It’s natural. Yes, it’s somewhat rare to be transgender (perhaps one in a thousand?), and it’s not widely understood or accepted, but it’s normal because it happens.

It’s happened to us.
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By way of shit on my Twitter I came across this thing called the "U.S. Freedom Army" that is seeking to enlist "freedom fighters". They seem to be the sort of group similar to sovereign citizens who likely are getting investigated by some form of federal agency.

http://www.usfreedomarmy.com/

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What about the leader of this army, Lewis Shupe?

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This seems to be his channel, with one video:

Social media platforms:
https://twitter.com/lewishshupe?lang=en

https://www.linkedin.com/in/lewis-shupe-69056236

https://www.facebook.com/lewisshupe

He's an author of two self-published books; Presidential Diary and Presidential Diary II:

http://www.presidentialdiary.net/

https://www.amazon.com/Presidential-Diary-Lewis-Shupe/dp/1608445429

https://www.amazon.com/Presidential-Diary-II-Chance-Armageddon/dp/145751608X/

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There's an interview on scribd of Lewis, I'll show one particular highlight:

https://www.scribd.com/document/148...with-Lewis-Shupe-author-of-Presidential-Diary

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I don't think this is enough for me to create a thread w/o feedback, albeit I never really made one about a lolcow/group.
 
By way of shit on my Twitter I came across this thing called the "U.S. Freedom Army" that is seeking to enlist "freedom fighters". They seem to be the sort of group similar to sovereign citizens who likely are getting investigated by some form of federal agency.

http://www.usfreedomarmy.com/

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What about the leader of this army, Lewis Shupe?

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This seems to be his channel, with one video:

Social media platforms:
https://twitter.com/lewishshupe?lang=en

https://www.linkedin.com/in/lewis-shupe-69056236

https://www.facebook.com/lewisshupe

He's an author of two self-published books; Presidential Diary and Presidential Diary II:

http://www.presidentialdiary.net/

https://www.amazon.com/Presidential-Diary-Lewis-Shupe/dp/1608445429

https://www.amazon.com/Presidential-Diary-II-Chance-Armageddon/dp/145751608X/

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There's an interview on scribd of Lewis, I'll show one particular highlight:

https://www.scribd.com/document/148...with-Lewis-Shupe-author-of-Presidential-Diary

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I don't think this is enough for me to create a thread w/o feedback, albeit I never really made one about a lolcow/group.

Holy shit that guys Scot from SNAFU Radio, we already have a thread about him lmao.
Also @AnOminous, this guy is literally a pedophile too.
 
Does he sperg out when confronted or is he just gross?
he spergs out when called out and even used an alternate account but ended up saying something he intended to say on his main. Most of his comments are removed because he is a sick fuck so ceddit may help see more lulzy posts
 
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ToonKriticY2K / CarToonZ / FlameAmigo619 / Zak Kayes is a brony youtuber who reviews cartoons. Under most circumstances he'd probably just have his videos uploaded in the MLP community watch, but in recent years this mans has been involved in a few convention incidents.

For starters he's friends with FNGR, a pretty big lolcow within the MLP youtube community for being drama-alert if keemstar was a fat, illiterate and middle-aged autistic mexican who also managed to be a spineless coward. Where it gets really interesting though is that Toon allegedly cucked FNGR at a bronycon orgy:
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But somehow in that some orgy he didn't stop at fucking his BFF's girlfriend, no, he decided to also rub his cock on another persons MLP plushie after they got kicked out of their own hotel room prior to said orgy:
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http://mintyroot.me/post/145374547695/quick-recap-of-the-entire-drama-with-toonkritic
https://archive.is/4z4g4

Minty asked for apologies a couple of months after from toon, where his response was to attack and mock Minty for committing the grave sin of... being from Quebec.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

FNGR's girlfriend then decided to give Toon money, which she earned by scamming her own community, and Toon in response scammed her. It's a scam within a scam.

About two weeks ago however, a few horsefuckers from /mlp/ decided to #TYCED Toon by stealing his hat and putting it in a toilet. In response, Toon decided to sperg out and spread false accusations that they demanded sexual favours from a trans brony to get the hat back:
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http://www.horse-news.net/2017/04/to-the-toilet-and-back-again.html

(Also he wears plastic shutter shades in public and that's just unacceptable, c'mon now dude.)

https://www.youtube.com/user/ToonKriticY2K/videos
http://flameamigo619.deviantart.com/gallery/
https://twitter.com/ToonKriticY2K
https://twitter.com/xRealCarToonZx/
 
Alright, guys, I've encountered this... particular specimen before. He's an annoying sack of ass, but I don't know if he qualifies for "full lolcow." Just want to get some feedback to see if he's worthy of a thread here.

Meet Joshua Phillips, AKA MeowthRocket.
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Who is he, and why do I think he's a lolcow, you may wonder. Well, for starters, he's an annoying manchild who always talks IN ALL CAPS WHEN SPEAKING and doesn't know how to shut up, he's a Pokemon fanboy, a furry, and a brony. Pretty standard stuff, mind you, but it gets worse.

Behold his extremely popular DeviantART account:
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...and his favorites gallery:
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(inflation and butt garments fetish, anyone?)

He's done a lot of editing on TV Tropes over the years: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/el.php?findfor=MeowthRocket
He's on the Anthrocon message boards: https://www.anthrocon.org/user/9746/meowthrocket
He's briefly mentioned in a Pittsburgh Post-Gazette article: http://www.post-gazette.com/local/c...on-unleashed-on-Downtown/stories/201407030092

Here's a couple of selections from a panel feedback post from 2014: http://www.anthrocon.org/node/18973/furry-feud-2014-feedback
And I quote:

"Hi! I thought the panel was hilarious, great synergy between you and the other host, but maybe for next year you should keep the actual contestants in mind? I'm not sure exactly how you would pick the "families" other than random audience participation, but the first gentleman on your team in the first round was....inappropriate at best. The rest of the show was a joy but I couldn't help but to feel a little uncomfortable at some of his comments."

"I second the distaste for the first male, the Meowth. He got quite...disruptive, from early in. While I would disagree with pre-screening due to it ruling out the chances for a lot of people to play, those without four other friends, it would make sense to at least ask a question or two, before the game starts proper, to make sure the people you bring up won't cause undue stress or speak offensive comments."

"I also agree about the the first guy. He was also at Who's lion is it anyway and he was ackting the same way."

...

Without power-leveling too much, I can tell you that I've heard from "Top Men" that he goes to every Anthrocon and he always acts like an irritating shit. I've heard him referred to as "The World's Most Annoying Brony." He always carries around a Meowth backpack and several plushies. In either 2013 or 2014, he was seated behind my source at the My Little Pony panel and his plushies were taking up their own seat in an already crowded room. A furry named "Rabbi Tom" basically told him to fuck off and let other people sit in the plushies' seat. In 2014, during the Jim Cummings voice actor panel, while the host joked that the audience should mess with the currently absent Jim Cummings's Wikipedia article, Meowth yelled out, "SAY THAT HE USED TO BE KNOWN AS JANE CUMMINGS." Classy. In 2015, he was apparently drunk and singing about how he was going to take off his pants (in a public con space, mind you). In 2016, at the Zootopia panel, he said something along the lines of, "I HEARD THAT ORIGINALLY JUDY HOPPS WAS KILLED AND GROUND UP IN A MEAT GRINDER AT THE END." He also loudly yelled, "FUCK!" when he bumped his hand against the table (in the presence of young children, mind you). He whined about staying there but also wanting to see the My Little Pony panel. He loudly sat there and couldn't make up his mind before he left.

Okay, you say. He sounds a little annoying, but who cares? Believe me, it gets worse.
Did I mention he's also got a FiM Fiction account: https://www.fimfiction.net/stories/relevance?search=MeowthRocket
Let me read you a couple of passages:

As Joshua James Rocket sat on the cold bench, looking at all those other kids playing and swinging and laughing, he couldn't help but smile. He was a tender-hearted boy, loving children and animals alike... but he also had a bad habit of being more than a little naive at times, being made fun of for believing in things like unicorns and ghosts and fairies.

"Look at them all..", he sighed happily, "Mikey's on the swingset, Julie's on the monkey bars, Jonny's taking his pants o- HEY HEY!". Getting up, he yelled out to one of the kids. "Jonny, don't moon the cars!".

Hearing the laughter of the other kids as the young boy pulled up his trousers, Josh sat back on the bench and blew a strand of his hair back in bemusment.

"I swear one day, those kids are gonna moon or spit on the wrong person and then they'll be in all sorts of big trouble... I swear-"


Okay, pretty standard self-insert fanfic. Whatever.
But wait, there's more!

"Burn him... BURN HIM!"

"The flames are starting to take light... praise the lord!"

Hearing the garbled voices, Josh slowly began to regain his sense and was able to look around... but what he saw quickly made him wish he hadn't...

"What... WHAT THE HELL?"

He was splayed out against a big tree in what he could only guess was the Everfree Forest, he hands outstretched and his legs bound together, making him look like he was being crucified. His hands were held fast by nails going through not just his palms, but his wrists as well, allowing lines of crimson liquid to stream out. Jagged cuts and wounds were opened all over his body, blood saturating what had once been beautiful garments and ravaging them forever. Looking down, he could see a group of ponies starting a fire beneath his feet and through the flames... he could see one of them clearly.

"You... YOU'RE THAT PONY FROM EARLIER! THOROUGHBRED PHELPS!"

"I'm surprised a selfish human like YOU would remember that! You don't belong here, heathen!"

"WHY! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?"

"Hell itself has spawned you to our land and we must eradicate all of the demons! Praise Celestia!"


Wow... Shit just got real.

It took the 6 ponies just a few minutes, led by the speeding Pinkie Pie, to get to the Everfree forest and immediately a feeling of coldness filled them... a feeling like a life had been taken.

"Guys... I don't like this...", Fluttershy quivered in fear.

"He's probably just lost or something...", Rarity comforted the pegasus, although it was apparent she was terrified too.

"Yeah.. I'm hoping that...", Rainbow Dash started to say before a smell reached her. Raising her snout in the air, a putrid smell entered her nostrils and made her gag... soon the smell had reached the others and made them nearly retch, Twilight having to cover her mouth to keep from losing her meal.

"What's that smell?", She managed to gag out

"It.. it smells like...", Pinkie Pie started to say before she looked up and saw the faint traces of smoke rising from near the middle of the forest. Without wasting a second, the pony dashed into the forest as fast as her legs could take her, the others following behind. Within a minute they, enhanced by fear and a determination to find their new friend, could see a fire burning and the smell growing stronger.

"Josh! Josh we're here!", Twilight called out as she approached the fire, "We're he-"

And then she looked up and what she saw would haunt her forever.

Josh's body was fastened to the tree, his sweats and shoes nearly burnt to cinders. Blood spatters had turned the ground into a red puddle. His face, barely visible through the flames, looked bruised and shattered, blood pouring down his mouth and dripping from his chin. His eyes were closed, streaks of tears and blood dried on his cheeks and a few shards of teeth laid on the ground below. His legs were covered in burns and blisters and his feet had nearly been burned to the bone, the steel rope not only having allowed the bottom part of his pants to be reduced to ashes, but digging a grotesque indentation into his kneecaps, allowing part of the bone to be exposed to the elements. Noticing a lumpy mess in the blood puddle among the white bits of his teeth, Twilight gagged and looked closer... only to realize she was looking at the sloughed off bubbling flesh of Josh's legs. Immediately, she had the feeling that the body above her was nothing more than a corpse and the fact that there were lines of blood dripping into the fire with a sizzle almost seemed to cement that... she was looking at a dead body... and her mind nearly shut off in horror.

"...oh... oh dear god...", Twilight was barely able to gasp out before the sound of violent vomiting filled her ears. Turning around she saw Fluttershy retching and throwing up what had once been her lunch, pieces of apple and celery coming out in a thick orange wave. Applejack looked ready to throw up as well, but her mind had just blacked out at seeing Josh hanging there. Rarity was looking in horror at the scraps of what had once been beautiful garments, now laying on the ground in pieces. Pinkie Pie just started to cry, a cry like she'd never cried before, one of terror and grief. Rainbow Dash just stared up, looking almost catatonic at the horrible sight.

"Horrible... it's horrible!", Fluttershy managed to choke out before throwing up another wave, her stomach completely turning over at the haunting image.

Yeah, because that's what you want in your My Little Pony fanfiction. Seriously, what the actual fuck?!

I seriously need to read the rest of this story right now!

So, what do you guys think? We got ourselves a lolcow here?
 
Does he sperg out when confronted or is he just gross?
To elaborate on corgiwiggle, he has been banned from /r/CringeAnarchy for being such a persistently disgusting human being. He apparently will respond and defend his views if personally mailed, so theoretically he could be m.ilked. However, as far as I know, he sticks to reddit. I've heard he has alts but I don't know them. He is very butthurt about being banned from /r/CringeAnarchy, which is a mediocre sub.

This interaction probably sums him up best:
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He seems to appear basically any time he is mentioned, provided that he is not banned from the subreddit in question. In general, he is an attention whore. Whether or not that is truly all he is remains to be seen. He comes off a lot like @Field Marshall Crappenberg, a pseudo-intellectual degenerate. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if they did turn out to be the same person.

However, he also spends a lot of time arguing with people about religion:
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This is not an isolated incident but does show how minor a thing a person can say for him to start arguing.

He is apparently divorced, assuming this is not a joke:
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However, he has mentioned an ex-wife in other comments, leading me to believe this is sincere. He claims that his ex is unstable and was forced to see a therapist. He also claims that she pushed for the marriage and that he said they should "wait until you're old enough to not be on your parent's insurance." He gave in.

Funnily enough, he can be found fairly regularly in /r/relationship_advice and /r/sex. I thusly know far too much about his sex life while digging a bit. His wife tried to set up a 3some with the guy she later ended up cheating on him with, and he loves eating pussy. If I have to know that, so do you.

Other select quotes, and I by no means have the time to go through his entire history to find his old CringeAnarchy quotes:
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((because that's how that works???)) If that worked then all the free porn in the world would mean no one would make new porn.
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Image in question was a 4panel comic featuring a man comforting a daughter who wanted a puppy by wearing puppy ears and mask; last panel is her riding his dick with these still on. Keep in mind he is self-admittedly into pet play and appears on this kind of content often.
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A lot of what he says is, in fact, a joke, but he also goes out of his way to defend some very... interesting topic choices, which include bestiality and the sexuality of younger people. Take that as you will. People are split whether he is troll or sincere.
 
There is this guy called greenteaneko that is kinda famous for his moe/ecchi/gore/perverted/incestuous and loli comics, but I don' t know if he' s lolcow worthy enough just because of that. I mean he does draw underage characters in sexual or brutal situations but I honestly don' t know if that' s enough. Apart from his drawings he doesn' t seem to be very interesting.
His instagram is currently private, I don' t know about the rest of his sm sites. He' s also having a patreon with NSFW rewards

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Alright, guys, I've encountered this... particular specimen before. He's an annoying sack of ass, but I don't know if he qualifies for "full lolcow." Just want to get some feedback to see if he's worthy of a thread here.

Meet Joshua Phillips, AKA MeowthRocket.
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Who is he, and why do I think he's a lolcow, you may wonder. Well, for starters, he's an annoying manchild who always talks IN ALL CAPS WHEN SPEAKING and doesn't know how to shut up, he's a Pokemon fanboy, a furry, and a brony. Pretty standard stuff, mind you, but it gets worse.

Behold his extremely popular DeviantART account:
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...and his favorites gallery:
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(inflation and butt garments fetish, anyone?)

He's done a lot of editing on TV Tropes over the years: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/el.php?findfor=MeowthRocket
He's on the Anthrocon message boards: https://www.anthrocon.org/user/9746/meowthrocket
He's briefly mentioned in a Pittsburgh Post-Gazette article: http://www.post-gazette.com/local/c...on-unleashed-on-Downtown/stories/201407030092

Here's a couple of selections from a panel feedback post from 2014: http://www.anthrocon.org/node/18973/furry-feud-2014-feedback
And I quote:

"Hi! I thought the panel was hilarious, great synergy between you and the other host, but maybe for next year you should keep the actual contestants in mind? I'm not sure exactly how you would pick the "families" other than random audience participation, but the first gentleman on your team in the first round was....inappropriate at best. The rest of the show was a joy but I couldn't help but to feel a little uncomfortable at some of his comments."

"I second the distaste for the first male, the Meowth. He got quite...disruptive, from early in. While I would disagree with pre-screening due to it ruling out the chances for a lot of people to play, those without four other friends, it would make sense to at least ask a question or two, before the game starts proper, to make sure the people you bring up won't cause undue stress or speak offensive comments."

"I also agree about the the first guy. He was also at Who's lion is it anyway and he was ackting the same way."

...

Without power-leveling too much, I can tell you that I've heard from "Top Men" that he goes to every Anthrocon and he always acts like an irritating shit. I've heard him referred to as "The World's Most Annoying Brony." He always carries around a Meowth backpack and several plushies. In either 2013 or 2014, he was seated behind my source at the My Little Pony panel and his plushies were taking up their own seat in an already crowded room. A furry named "Rabbi Tom" basically told him to fuck off and let other people sit in the plushies' seat. In 2014, during the Jim Cummings voice actor panel, while the host joked that the audience should mess with the currently absent Jim Cummings's Wikipedia article, Meowth yelled out, "SAY THAT HE USED TO BE KNOWN AS JANE CUMMINGS." Classy. In 2015, he was apparently drunk and singing about how he was going to take off his pants (in a public con space, mind you). In 2016, at the Zootopia panel, he said something along the lines of, "I HEARD THAT ORIGINALLY JUDY HOPPS WAS KILLED AND GROUND UP IN A MEAT GRINDER AT THE END." He also loudly yelled, "FUCK!" when he bumped his hand against the table (in the presence of young children, mind you). He whined about staying there but also wanting to see the My Little Pony panel. He loudly sat there and couldn't make up his mind before he left.

Okay, you say. He sounds a little annoying, but who cares? Believe me, it gets worse.
Did I mention he's also got a FiM Fiction account: https://www.fimfiction.net/stories/relevance?search=MeowthRocket
Let me read you a couple of passages:

As Joshua James Rocket sat on the cold bench, looking at all those other kids playing and swinging and laughing, he couldn't help but smile. He was a tender-hearted boy, loving children and animals alike... but he also had a bad habit of being more than a little naive at times, being made fun of for believing in things like unicorns and ghosts and fairies.

"Look at them all..", he sighed happily, "Mikey's on the swingset, Julie's on the monkey bars, Jonny's taking his pants o- HEY HEY!". Getting up, he yelled out to one of the kids. "Jonny, don't moon the cars!".

Hearing the laughter of the other kids as the young boy pulled up his trousers, Josh sat back on the bench and blew a strand of his hair back in bemusment.

"I swear one day, those kids are gonna moon or spit on the wrong person and then they'll be in all sorts of big trouble... I swear-"


Okay, pretty standard self-insert fanfic. Whatever.
But wait, there's more!

"Burn him... BURN HIM!"

"The flames are starting to take light... praise the lord!"

Hearing the garbled voices, Josh slowly began to regain his sense and was able to look around... but what he saw quickly made him wish he hadn't...

"What... WHAT THE HELL?"

He was splayed out against a big tree in what he could only guess was the Everfree Forest, he hands outstretched and his legs bound together, making him look like he was being crucified. His hands were held fast by nails going through not just his palms, but his wrists as well, allowing lines of crimson liquid to stream out. Jagged cuts and wounds were opened all over his body, blood saturating what had once been beautiful garments and ravaging them forever. Looking down, he could see a group of ponies starting a fire beneath his feet and through the flames... he could see one of them clearly.

"You... YOU'RE THAT PONY FROM EARLIER! THOROUGHBRED PHELPS!"

"I'm surprised a selfish human like YOU would remember that! You don't belong here, heathen!"

"WHY! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?"

"Hell itself has spawned you to our land and we must eradicate all of the demons! Praise Celestia!"


Wow... Shit just got real.

It took the 6 ponies just a few minutes, led by the speeding Pinkie Pie, to get to the Everfree forest and immediately a feeling of coldness filled them... a feeling like a life had been taken.

"Guys... I don't like this...", Fluttershy quivered in fear.

"He's probably just lost or something...", Rarity comforted the pegasus, although it was apparent she was terrified too.

"Yeah.. I'm hoping that...", Rainbow Dash started to say before a smell reached her. Raising her snout in the air, a putrid smell entered her nostrils and made her gag... soon the smell had reached the others and made them nearly retch, Twilight having to cover her mouth to keep from losing her meal.

"What's that smell?", She managed to gag out

"It.. it smells like...", Pinkie Pie started to say before she looked up and saw the faint traces of smoke rising from near the middle of the forest. Without wasting a second, the pony dashed into the forest as fast as her legs could take her, the others following behind. Within a minute they, enhanced by fear and a determination to find their new friend, could see a fire burning and the smell growing stronger.

"Josh! Josh we're here!", Twilight called out as she approached the fire, "We're he-"

And then she looked up and what she saw would haunt her forever.

Josh's body was fastened to the tree, his sweats and shoes nearly burnt to cinders. Blood spatters had turned the ground into a red puddle. His face, barely visible through the flames, looked bruised and shattered, blood pouring down his mouth and dripping from his chin. His eyes were closed, streaks of tears and blood dried on his cheeks and a few shards of teeth laid on the ground below. His legs were covered in burns and blisters and his feet had nearly been burned to the bone, the steel rope not only having allowed the bottom part of his pants to be reduced to ashes, but digging a grotesque indentation into his kneecaps, allowing part of the bone to be exposed to the elements. Noticing a lumpy mess in the blood puddle among the white bits of his teeth, Twilight gagged and looked closer... only to realize she was looking at the sloughed off bubbling flesh of Josh's legs. Immediately, she had the feeling that the body above her was nothing more than a corpse and the fact that there were lines of blood dripping into the fire with a sizzle almost seemed to cement that... she was looking at a dead body... and her mind nearly shut off in horror.

"...oh... oh dear god...", Twilight was barely able to gasp out before the sound of violent vomiting filled her ears. Turning around she saw Fluttershy retching and throwing up what had once been her lunch, pieces of apple and celery coming out in a thick orange wave. Applejack looked ready to throw up as well, but her mind had just blacked out at seeing Josh hanging there. Rarity was looking in horror at the scraps of what had once been beautiful garments, now laying on the ground in pieces. Pinkie Pie just started to cry, a cry like she'd never cried before, one of terror and grief. Rainbow Dash just stared up, looking almost catatonic at the horrible sight.

"Horrible... it's horrible!", Fluttershy managed to choke out before throwing up another wave, her stomach completely turning over at the haunting image.

Yeah, because that's what you want in your My Little Pony fanfiction. Seriously, what the actual fuck?!

I seriously need to read the rest of this story right now!

So, what do you guys think? We got ourselves a lolcow here?
Format this one around a little, add social media links and grab a few caps and this would be a good OP. Any fanfic quoted just throw under a quote box and put a link and archive up above.
 
Not sure if there's cow potential here but there's someone I've followed a little separately from KF that might be worth looking at. I tried searching to see if there was a thread on Nicole Naugler yet and I couldn't find anything. This nutty woman lives in Kentucky in an uninsulated garden shed with no plumbing or running water with her unemployed obese husband Joe and 11 or 12 kids. Her kids were taken by CPS for a while because they were living in a three sided stick shed with a tarp roof that the kids built, next to a garbage and feces-filled pond. She regularly chimps out at people on Facebook, her blog and in real life (she recorded herself screaming like a banshee at the CPS people and cops that came to collect the kids).


http://blessedlittlehomestead.com/
http://facebook.com/MyBlessedLittleHomestead/
http://facebook.com/TheRealNicoleNaugler/
(two of her Facebook pages and blog)

ETA she also has a shitload of sockpuppet Facebook pages to defend herself, I'll try to find links to those later. I was just curious as to whether she'd be cow material or not.
 
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