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Most Wanted Banana said:
It was uploaded around Christmas last year, although the actual date it was recorded is unknown.

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I wanna analyze this classic clip because it's just so funny how fake it is.

At the start of the clip he is able to cleanly lift, hold, and rotate the keyboard. Once he's gotten it all held in the correct "grip" he then proceeds to do some... weird front-facing lateral raises and crossovers (I still have no idea what he's actually doing, if it even has a name). The fact you don't hear his breathing until he has begun his "pumping iron" schtick should be enough of a giveaway for anyone (seasoned gym-goers or neets) to tell that it's entirely fake and performative. But you can also tell that it's fake because his breathing is backwards (he's inhaling during the lift and exhaling on the release) and he constantly is exhaling before he even reached the peak of the lift, which just is not how the body would normally react for either (please correct me if I'm fucking stupid actually).

Further notes, I know we joke about his shoulders, but his arms are too far apart on that grip and it leaves way too much open space, as the ideal form for maintaining balance when dealing with heavy weights has your legs or hands at a distance equal to your shoulders. Also shocker, his grip is complete nonsense because he's grabbing a square object and can't curl his fingers back around. If the thing were actually too heavy for him, it would have slipped out of his hands pretty quickly, or we'd see him have to adjust every couple of reps. Just the fact that the keyboard is clearly not heavy means it would be a useless weight, he wouldn't gain muscle of any sort from lifting it because it's not going to create enough strain on his arms or back to create micro tears.
 
Most Wanted Banana said:
It was uploaded around Christmas last year, although the actual date it was recorded is unknown.

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It's a blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment, but look at his hands when he picks up the keyboard. Look at his pinkies.
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But, for anyone else looking to judge how strong he is...
there's this workout video, and there's another of him lifting a CD case, and the CDs go flying, but I can't find it
 
souschef said:
It's funny that even after what must be decades of "vocal training" he doesn't understand that those scream vocals are supposed to come from the diaphragm. That's why his "screamo" shit sounds so weak and goblin-esque. He forces the throat, which is 100% unfeasible for, say, an actual show. Your vocal chords are gonna be completely busted from doing that like he does. Amazing how he didn't get any complications from doing that. Then again, he didn't get complications from his rotten maw. Bad energies themselves drive this carcass on foot to roam the earth, cause he's a walking and talking pathology
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And if you tried to tell him to use a better technique, he would just scoff it off. Granted, plenty of way more "normal" people do the same thing to an extent. It's really uncommon that someone will actually take accountability and unlearn/relearn something. For Raxx, he hasn't even really developed any unhealthy skills cause, he has no skills. He is barebones level 1 on everything he does.
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Source: Facebook Cyraxx is a pred group : https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=backstage_event&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbDlMUkhwMGZzMzRSSDVpRWNBckttVGdjVFYxQXxBQ3Jtc0tsYWRuMHJldTh5X2xlbTRXMGhnZlZEeUdNTnBtQTdRQjZxSU94bDZsbXpCZS11Y1dKRnBLQnlCbFJoc0l4XzZlWS0yYmZkUDIzMlhuODJIRC1VS1kyaXJQS3g0RXBkelVKT0RUaTVQQ0dCUDhha0s5aw&q=https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1ELYPrhJPX/
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You know his ass had his ear against the door listening though most likely.
 
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Fart Finger Joseph said:
CDs go flying at 6:30. My favorite part of that video is at 18:36, where he tries convincing the chat that his hair is coming back.
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He actually looked somewhat "buff" back then.

WellGee said:
And if you tried to tell him to use a better technique, he would just scoff it off. Granted, plenty of way more "normal" people do the same thing to an extent. It's really uncommon that someone will actually take accountability and unlearn/relearn something. For Raxx, he hasn't even really developed any unhealthy skills cause, he has no skills. He is barebones level 1 on everything he does.

You know his ass had his ear against the door listening though most likely.
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I wonder what triggers his fight response. At 3/3 he went to confront marty because chat called him a pussy, with the batboy and lowt incident i dont know what happened. Maybe when he gets embarassed enough he goes on attack mode?
 
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WellGee said:
And if you tried to tell him to use a better technique, he would just scoff it off. Granted, plenty of way more "normal" people do the same thing to an extent. It's really uncommon that someone will actually take accountability and unlearn/relearn something. For Raxx, he hasn't even really developed any unhealthy skills cause, he has no skills. He is barebones level 1 on everything he does.
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Raxx is the kind of guy you simply shouldn't try to give advice

It's the right thing to help the next person, but it's even more right to do it wisely
 
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Most Wanted Banana said:
It was uploaded around Christmas last year, although the actual date it was recorded is unknown.

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When that came out, I tracked down the weight of that specific keyboard - something like 7 lbs (it is a piece of shit). That is 7 lbs split between two arms (and that will be easier to lift than two 3.5lb objects because the rigid structure held between two hands is more stable, like using a barbell vs dumbbells). Look at the poor form, the breakdown of the shitty form into him sort of swinging it with his body (like ego lifters who try to curl too much weight and build up inertia with their body). Pint-sized occer moms in lululemon gear who spend their gym time fucking their personal trainer instead of working out and keep trim by barely eating are stronger than him.

He is weak as fuck. This video is remarkably funny, on par with him hitting AOM with an aluminum bat, leaving barely a mark and no damage, and then having the bat caught and taken away with one hand.

Ed, destroy this little creep. He can't hurt you.
 
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No amount of that shoulder workout he’s doing with his keyboard could ever gain shoulder muscles for him because he doesn’t have shoulders. He’s always going to be a clothes hangar bodied bastard.
 
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BigT Is A Faggot said:
I know! I remember all the plantation owner LARPS and such, but I really need to hear him explain nigger lover, because I've never heard that one from anybody else, where'd he get it?? What's supposed to be the actual insult? Is it literally just to say a bad word a different way?? How many black people does he actually know? (That he hasn't murdered in a gas station)
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Nigger lover is kinda old school . It means someone friends or who dates niggers . It was very common in middle school but I am from the southeast so their racism has a lil more weird racial epithets.
 
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"shout out to my little vrothah nigeru miyamoto, what's good homie"
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WILLIAM YOU MADE MY HOMIE MY LITTLE BROTHER NIGERU MIYAMOTO WAIT IN THE RAIN FOR FUCKING HOURS ON A PARK BENCH TROLLING HIM INTO BELIEVING I WAS COMING TO REDMOND WASHINGTON D.C YOU NIGGER LOVER YOU PATHETIC PORCH MONKEY YOU BETTER HOPE AND PRAY I DONT FUCKING FIND YOU VITCH BECAUSE IF I DO I WILL FUCKING INFLICT ALL THE PAIN YOU DID YOU FUCKING ME
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BigT Is A Faggot said:
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DoodooJones said:
Nigger lover
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NIGGER LOVER

Is in the book to kill a mockingbird, used against Atticus Finch by several other characters. Scout even asks her father what the word NIGGER LOVER means.

I guess you are truly Niggers (ignorant) if Cyraxx is more well read than you


NIGGER





This bit split my sides, you cant come up with this shit
Lee has the children ask what the word means, and Atticus explains it as a term people use when they feel threatened or when they can’t think of a logical argument.
 
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