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I like to call it his WWE announcer voice. lolcows have a strange affinity to porn and WWE it's the only explanation.
He really only starts doing it when he really gets pissed off
 
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John Morrowind said:
Has there been any stream where cyraxx was really sick? I can remember a time where his throat was killing him and it hurt to swallow but i can't think of any moment where he was sniffling or had a runny nose or was feverish. I'd love to see how big a rax out we could get when he has a 101 fever
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Despite his living condition, he doesn't get sick, which is weird cause we know his filthy living, and what is in that filth... I assume somehow that broken body of his has grown an immunity or tolerance towards the disgusting shit around him. It also helps he doesn't go outside or interact with others.

The last time he actually went around other humans that we can document was in late June when the Wilkins clan went to Cracker Barrel to eat with other family. I believe that night was also when the big Ed vs Chance fight happened.
 
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Bogliacci said:
On Raxx being straight edge, I think a big part of that is the fact that he doesn't have the ability to get any kind of substance. Especially true now, but even back when he was still in high school at 23 years old, he had no money and he never actually rolled with anyone that would partake with anything like that. Maybe the old scrapping buddy (Forgot his name) but I doubt he was going to give any to a leech like raxx.
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I honestly doubt that his shriveled up body would be able to handle any substances at this point. That lung would probably burst if he puffed on a regular cig.
 
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I went through two months of the goblin's whines, and made a compilation of all the times he mentions homelessness. My artistic dream is to create a longer cut that caps off with Raxx whimpering "My mom had to go to the hospital today.. the doctor just called me and said she needs to be moved to a care facility. Ed is gone. Guys.. I think I might be homeless soon."

I tried to level out the volume where Raxx had his maximum audio compression phase. By the way, is there any channel on YouTube than archives the goblin content uncut? I'd like to preserve all of the R-rated rants in my own cuts.

 
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City Slicker said:
I honestly doubt that his shriveled up body would be able to handle any substances at this point. That lung would probably burst if he puffed on a regular cig.
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Remember, this is the same guy who spazzed out when Gordon gave him a beer down in FL. He supposedly tried a few sips and immediately “got drunk” because he didn’t know there was alcohol in it (in reality he spit out the first sip because it wasn’t loaded with sugar)
According to Chance this was clear evidence that Gordon is an abusive parent and alcoholic.

Lil guy is deathly afraid of drugs/alcohol. Shame, because he’d be so entertaining drunk. Or up for days at a time on meth. Lol
 
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Priest Bulla said:
Remember, this is the same guy who spazzed out when Gordon gave him a beer down in FL. He supposedly tried a few sips and immediately “got drunk” because he didn’t know there was alcohol in it (in reality he spit out the first sip because it wasn’t loaded with sugar)
According to Chance this was clear evidence that Gordon is an abusive parent and alcoholic.

Lil guy is deathly afraid of drugs/alcohol. Shame, because he’d be so entertaining drunk. Or up for days at a time on meth. Lol
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He is straight edge, but Sally basically roofies the little pest on occasion. For a while she stopped but I think someone mentioned how in one of his crybaby streams he was really out of it. I can only imagine the meltdown he had when he heard the Sunshine (I think that was her name) call when Sally admitted she gave Chance CBD/THC gummies or whatever to stop him from raxxing out.

I also wonder how she convinced him to take it. Probably like an animal, she wrapped it in bread and told him it was food.
 
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GARFGARF said:
Doesnt Sally put pills in his wet food?
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I think it's mostly a joke with no solid proof to it [that I know of, Raxxologists correct me]

What I do know is that once Sally gave Chance a THC gummy but because of his retard neurology any kind of weed supplement effects his mushy brain chemistry differently than the average human's. So he tard raged harder into a spastic fit. Or so the story goes.
 
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Artaius said:
I think it's mostly a joke with no solid proof to it [that I know of, Raxxologists correct me]

What I do know is that once Sally gave Chance a THC gummy but because of his retard neurology any kind of weed supplement effects his mushy brain chemistry differently than the average human's. So he tard raged harder into a spastic fit. Or so the story goes.
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Yeah, there's never been any substantial proof she drugs him. The THC gummy was something he allowed, and Sally said they had to fight him to get him to accept it, but that's the only confirmed instance.
 
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sodomy lifestyle said:
I went through two months of the goblin's whines, and made a compilation of all the times he mentions homelessness. My artistic dream is to create a longer cut that caps off with Raxx whimpering "My mom had to go to the hospital today.. the doctor just called me and said she needs to be moved to a care facility. Ed is gone. Guys.. I think I might be homeless soon."

I tried to level out the volume where Raxx had his maximum audio compression phase. By the way, is there any channel on YouTube than archives the goblin content uncut? I'd like to preserve all of the R-rated rants in my own cuts.

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IMO it's unlikely Ed leaves, unless he has another place, and cannot afford 339. The most likely scenario to happen is as soon as the boy acts up, Ed is going to realize there's nothing keeping him from tossing Raxx the fuck out, and that's when it happens.
 
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McNuttzInYoFace said:
IMO it's unlikely Ed leaves, unless he has another place, and cannot afford 339. The most likely scenario to happen is as soon as the boy acts up, Ed is going to realize there's nothing keeping him from tossing Raxx the fuck out, and that's when it happens.
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My interpretation is that Ed stays at 339 because the free lodging leaves him more money for percs. He can't throw Raxx out as long as Sally wants the goblin to remain. I think it's more likely that Sally is forced to move (to a care facility or a coffin) before he makes Chance move.
 
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sodomy lifestyle said:
By the way, is there any channel on YouTube than archives the goblin content uncut? I'd like to preserve all of the R-rated rants in my own cuts.
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Does it have to be on YouTube? YT-dlp works fine with Rumble.

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I'm actually surprised by the wide variety of websites it works on. It's a really useful tool.
 
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Most Wanted Banana said:
Does it have to be on YouTube? YT-dlp works fine with Rumble.

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I'm actually surprised by the wide variety of websites it works on. It's a really useful tool.
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To the best of my knowledge YouTube is the only source that currently offers transcripts, it's a necessary service for quickly filtering goblin rants for content. I suppose when I find a good clip on 'Tube, I can download an unedited version from Rumble for instance. The only downside is that the transcript is based on edited length, so scrubbing the unedited video for content will require a sliver of additional time.

Downloading the clips isn't an issue, I use Jdownloader.
 
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sodomy lifestyle said:
My interpretation is that Ed stays at 339 because the free lodging leaves him more money for percs. He can't throw Raxx out as long as Sally wants the goblin to remain. I think it's more likely that Sally is forced to move (to a care facility or a coffin) before he makes Chance move.
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"call that a Catch 339, vitch"

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I don't have much sympathy for Edward, but he's a saint compared to the other two.
 
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