Fanfiction Horrors

This author has dedicated this one to highlighting the censorship in her country...by writing underage smut and dusting it off with ABO dynamics. She also dedicates it to Michel Foucault, which is hilarious because he, along with Sartre and Beauvoir, worked to abolish Age of Consent laws. Very, very fitting.
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> Sick gifts of the father
Get ready for a fuckton of glazing because the golden rule still applies: you can forgive a pedophile rapist anything provided he is hot.
> Impossible not to think of Vik
Hmm, I wonder why he associates his child with a tiny, sickly mouse. That's not a metaphor for anything there.
> Behold, a man
Meaning what? Is a man someone with a dick down to his knees? Do tell.
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> Wellbutrin
What a shocker that the pedophile with mood disorders out his ass is an on anti-depressant. I wonder if that counteracts with the rut blockers - that is, if the author ever thought that far enough ahead.
> His 57 appalling and illegal thoughts about his underage son's budding tits
Sounds like someone needs to be SPAYED and NEUTERED
> Recently 13
These people really love that age. It's prime Epstein real estate.
> Pale like his mom
Jayce is Latino, so Viktor would still have some of that skin colour in him. Him being pure white means mommy fucked around behind Mr. Hands' back.
> The day the doctors told him that his little boy would be an omega, he cried. He know what alphas were like
He's crying of joy, not despair, because now he has a 'compatible' person to rape.
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> The scent of his pheromones clings to the undersides of his wrists; milky-sweet, honeylike
Meanwhile the alpha male has all the manly scents you can imagine, because this totally isn't a parody of regressive sex roles.
> What he wants to do is grab Vik's wrist, trap it under the full crush of his grip
Nothing says hot like a man dreaming about breaking your bones.
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> If he so pleased, he could barge in right now, could wrestle his body down and force his legs open and fuck the sweetness right out of him
It's OK, guys, the rapist is hot. When you see his mugshot you're gonna masturbate to it every night.
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> He needn't bother, not really, he hardly weighs a thing
Because he's just so smol
> They're so formulaic
Pot calling the kettle black. I know this fic is going to have our alpha male have an enormous cock, a real door stopper, and the 'his waist was so small his thumbs met in the middle'. Yes, there's some squirting involve but it's totally consensual and our rapist is hot, OK?
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> You're not supposed to watch this shit with your brain on
In which the author makes a stunning confession.
> He's wearing these teeny tiny little shorts, pale pink, cottony-soft
Pedophiles always have their fixations and for shotacons, it's the underwear. They share that fixation with lolicons because 'childlike' underwear represents the sole barrier to innocence. The pink is another interesting touch as that is touted as a 'feminine' colour.
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> The slow-acting work of biology
It's Just Biology, bro, I can't help myself if I rape you, you're just too irresistible.
> I'm being gross
No, your father dreams about raping you and breaking your bones. Though I do have to ask why a 13-year-old is acting so sexual around their parent without some form of grooming involved.
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> That's perfectly natural
No, it is not.
> All omegas like to feel good with alphas
Just another workaround to, 'all females like to feel good with males' which isn't even an accurate statement.
> Kneading his clothed pussy against the hard, muscled planes of his body
It's OK that he's a pedophile. He's hot! Look at those muscles!
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> Innocent beyond belief
You want to tell me why a 13-year-old is so inclined towards sex already? Are we talking from experience?
> What, that good little boys don't do this with their daddies?
No, because good fathers aren't pedophiles.
> Poor little omega
Sounds like someone needs to be SPAYED and NEUTERED
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> Biology having its own way against the wishes of culture
I have said many, many times: the only time these retards care about biology is when it comes to their shitty omegaverse. Then they sound like your basic pedophile who argues that 14-year-olds make good parents because their eggs are nice and fresh.
> Malign laws
Oh, I really, REALLY wonder what these person thinks of Age of Consent laws.
> Viktor smells like Saigon cinnamon and steamed milk. He smells like he'd go down smooth
AKA he thinks his pussy juice would taste like cinnamon. Disgusting.
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> Smooth, pale skin
We can't have this possible without our white, pure skin can't we, fujos?
> Innocent white panties
His underwear was pink, not white.
> Haahh that feelsh
Who invited Joe Biden?
> Like a man
These same women will tell you sex doesn't exist and there's no 'right way' to be a man, before writing an 8k omegaverse fic telling you how men smell like and how a man should think and act.
> You've just gotta cum, you know? Your pussy wants to cum
This is a real line.
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> You ever make yourself cum
Totally normal question a man says to his child, who both acts sexually aggressive and sexually innocent. A Madonna-Whore complex in a 13-year-old, amazing.
> The dense, hot, husky scent of an alpha. Provider, protector, father, husband, mate
We're going back to the 1950s, folks.
> Would he bounce on it like a whore?
Would you scream when you get spayed and neutered without anesthetic? Would you like a big cone around your head as your balls get snipped?
> He was made for me. And I was made for him
"It's not bioessentialist hetslop when I do it, sweaty"
> 10 mg midazolam
On top of antidepressants, he's on sedatives, too. This man should just be gelded.
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> He was born for one purpose, and that is to be his father's bride
That's not sexist at all. It's OK when progressives do it.
> Poor little lamb
He is always referred to as a lamb because lambs are innocent. Meanwhile, this author later compares him to the creatures from Ovid, so she's not really hiding her racism whatsoever.
> A better question: how long had he known it?
Are you asking if your own child knew you had the hots for him? Nothing like a male passing off his sexual indiscretion on the woman.
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> When Jayce's wife died, he feared he would never love again
You should have just been gelded.
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> A wooden crucifix
Oh, there's no symbolism there at all.

Isn't it cute to see a 13-year-old female-coded child already get settled into the tradwife role? Just so cute. But don't tell these women to do it - they're proud feminists and won't tolerate that shit.
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> Grabs a handful of Vik's ass
What ass?
> Omegan preheat, heady as brandy
You'll never guess what he does next.
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> I could get used to this
Of course! You're an alpha male - the world waits hand and foot on you. You can get whatever you want because you're a big Alpha Male. No white privilege, though - but you do pack that Latino Heat.
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> Not doing anything suspicious at all
> Thinks his secretary would call the cops (if the cops even take shit like this seriously in omegaverse)
> Does lines of coke on top of antidepressants and mood suppressing drugs
> Went to a therapist and everything, none of it helped his pedophilic tendencies
> Proceeds to label his own child as a siren that 'lured' him into his sex crimes, also calls himself a beast like those in Roman myth
> Author insists she isn't racist and not to cum on her skirt (that last part is real, btw).
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> Lamical
She spelled the drug name wrong. It's Lamictal. It's a drug for epilepsy and bipolar disorder. This man has every single disease under the sun and he's STILL viewed as a hot, sexy alpha. I bet he smells like rotting meat and ghost peppers.
> He smells like sex, he smells like sex incarnate
This shouldn't be written for a 13-year-old.

Are you ready for the smut? Because here comes that footlong ready to ram inside that pure white pocket pussy.
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> He's wet, he's wet, he's soaking wet
Me when I let the mop sit in the bucket too long
> Hot and small, and soft
He's just uwu so smol
> Huffing some kind of psychoactive neurotoxin. He feels insane
You are on 5 different drugs for your moods; you are already psychotic.
> It occurs to him that Viktor must be at his peak fertility
Alpha males are so attuned to the smell of your vaginal fluids that they can tell you when you are ready to breed, like stud bulls.
> Dark hanks
WILSON? WILSON!
> He imagines the satisfaction of knowing he's the one who put that baby in him
These women have a pregnancy fetish and yet are never ballsy enough to live out their fetish. What do you mean, you don't want to live in a trailer park with a gaggle of kids where your only purpose is to pop out kids? It's a hot Latino fucking you!
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> They're not too big, not yet, a handful each
Knowing how big his hands are...that isn't much.
> His eyes are large and dark, like a calf
So what happens when he gets turned into veal?
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> They're gonna get nice and fat for me
You are not getting a hentai bride, you sick fuck.
> His brainstem has gone completely black with lust
You mean your prefrontal cortex? Your brain stem controls stuff like your breathing and base operations.
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> Sprawled like a wet dream beneath his daddy
This is a real line.
> Pale, soft
We know. We know you're addicted to white skin.
> And his cunt, Jesus Christ: pink, juicy, already glistening with slick
So like a beef sirloin. Fits because you compared him to a cow.
> Nnggh
JOE BIDEN GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE
> That's your body's way of telling you that you need an alpha
Girl, if you want to get fucked by a Mexican so bad, just go to LA. They won't have your gigantic alpha male cock but at least you can get premium service.
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> Pushing his hot, virgin cunt into his daddy's hand
Another real line.
> Already such a slut
He's talking about a 13-year-old.
> You hear me? I'm gonna make you cum over and over again. And I'm gonna fuck you baby
Another real line.
> You want the cock that made you? Is that it?
Someone needs to write a bunch of ICE agents gang banging and castrating this man. These people care soooo much about censorship, they really won't mind when the Long Dick of the Law comes down on their rapist Latino.
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> You wanna be bred up full by your own father?
I'm glad inbreeding doesn't exist in Omegaverse because they'd have a higher inbreeding coefficient than Pakistan.
> It's obscene, so fucking sloppy and wet
So it's like going out for Chinese noodles at 2 am. This is also a cliche.
> I'll keep you at home, barefoot and pregnant, tits leaking, cooking and cleaning for me
It's not sexist, it's coming from a sexy Latino! You can say the nastiest shit and get away with it provided the man is ht. Thems the rules.
> You'll have a baby in you before you turn fourteen
At least GRRM had the decency to say that it was fucked up when it happened to Dany in GOT. People still forgave Khal Drogo. What excuse does this progshit with cum on her skirt have?
> Yeshh
??
> Pale feet
We know he's white, you pedophilic bitch.
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> Moaning, squealing, crying, whining
Wait until he gets that dick.
> Exposing the swollen flush of his pussy
This is a 13-year-old.
> You could seriously ruin my life
Not to worry: Viktor is totally consenting to this and HE was the one initiating it! The poor alpha male is really the victim here because he was seduced by such a beautiful siren. Who could resist?
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> It's not gon' fit
> It will
He's gon fit right in the casket. It's funny how these lines are seen as ridiculous outside of AO3, even to Booktok readers, but here it's seen as hot. I also called it that he'd have a gigantic penis, because all alpha males do. Look at the one from 28 Years Later.
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> I'm gonna mate you
And the kids magically don't end up retarded, because biology doesn't work THAT way, silly.
> Instead of ruining your life, I'm inviting you to derail mine
13-year-olds don't talk like this. These shotacons love projecting adult views and opinions onto teenage characters, while demanding that teens stay out of their business because said teens would call them out for being creepy pedos. It's treating children like adults while acting as children themselves.

And before you ask...yes, there's an epilogue, and wouldn't you know it, he does end up barefoot and pregnant inna woods:
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> Some omegas don't take well to pregnancy
> His thirteen year old is super fertile and gets magically healthy because his disability doesn't exist
Racist AND ableist? These tradfujos are everything.
> The added weight he's put on is truly wonderful
Eventually those 'pretty tits' of his will sag and you will move on to the next underage teen because the flower of your own child will fade. These pedos never settle; they move on to greener pastures when they can. Even trailer park women eventually dream of a life greater than shitting out kids all day.
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> A servant and a whore, an angel, a naiad
He's saying that to a 13-year-old who's pregnant with his father's child. 'My mother's my sister' doesn't even begin to touch on these family dynamics.

Figured I'd end with the author's end note and her 'cum on me' comment:
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Tradfujos when black museums and BDS laws are passed in 34 states making it illegal to criticize Israel: I sleep
Tradfujos when their porn is threatened: REAL SHIT

But hey, have a cum on her, won't ya? Just be sure you're all dolled up and ready to go vs looking like a homeless bum because she wouldn't like that. 12'', 6'2 Latinos need apply - but a spray tan and and a prosthetic would work. Her skirt's designer, so be sure to ruin it.

Let's follow-up with something involving adults. This fic takes place on October 12, 2023, a perfect time and year to indulge in some pumpkin spice and SUV fingerfucking.
Their first relationship lasts barely a month, from October 12 to November 8th. It seems to be a mutual relationship based on equal exchange - Viktor had a prosthetic made for him and everything - and after their breakup, Jayce is the one who withdraws. Viktor keeps playlists of songs Jayce made for him - very masc - and he gets picked up by him in his SUV after class. Things are rather awkward because Viktor wants Jayce, but his feelings were too hot too fast and he was paranoid Jayce only loved him out of pity. It's a Thanksgiving party where things go a little bit sour over all that pumpkin pie.
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> Loves him more than they've loved anyone
In case you're wondering, he's just a Theybie in this. A full blown woman but we are still gonna tag it M/M because even the genderspecial key is too hard.
> Somehow agrees it's acceptable for them to attend Thanksgiving together
> It's a horrible idea
Why? Because he got grilled and misgendered while eating some dry as fuck turkey. I feel the pain - that shit sucks.
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> I can help release some endorphins
A very interesting way of saying, 'Masturbation helps' but he isn't an alpha male prick in this so whatever.
> I want what you want
So why did you break up in under two weeks? That's surely a record.
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> He presses the pad of his finger against his cock
We use a gender neutral pronoun for everything BUT genitalia, then it's male centric because it's gay sex, you illiterate faggot
> They've been trying to get over him for the past two weeks
Sounds like you needed a Grindr appointment with that one guy who was a Trump mimic who loved boypussy.
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> I don't do this with anyone
How'd you get so good, then? Indian video tutorials?
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> He doesn't seem to be affected by the fact he's currently fingering his ex in a moving vehicle
Easier to get a clam open than to crank a knob. He doesn't need to use his whole hand.
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> It's dark. There's no one out here
> Fort Collins
They're in COLORADO?! Makes sense. You would be out in the middle of nowhere and it's fucking cold up there.
> I can fuck you like this
Imagine the cops finding them fingerfucking in the back and it ending up on a Livecam police channel. What a story to tell the sergeant.
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> Press his palm against his cock
Gender neutral language everywhere else, but we are going to call a roidclit a cock, because it's gender affirming for the non-binary finery.
> He doesn't hesitate in lowering him down onto his cock
Glad he's ready to go, and that's the Hispanic Hog we're talking about there.
> They've never done this before, not even as a couple
You did only date for two weeks.
> There's a sudden epiphany at how well they fit
Almost as if you have complementary genitalia.
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> Two things can be true at once, so neither of them argue
I bet you he comes up to his belly button.
> they tell Jayce exactly how they feel, just not in English
Provided he doesn't sound like a yipping version of a Necromorph, we're good.
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> Jayce is perfect for them. They work well together, not just academically
Almost as if you have complementary genitalia.
> Enough to try to work him towards an orgasm with his dick and fingers
I'm surprised that Hispanic Hog isn't going stick-shift.
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Wow. This is very tender given the situation. A far cry from what I posted earlier. A genuine gentleman? I'm shocked!
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You only dated for two weeks. This makes it seem you were star-crossed lovers separated by a cruise gone wrong.

They end up going to Viktor's apartment, where Jayce says that he thought Viktor hated him. He replies that he never did, and they end up getting spicy again. Jayce offers the couch, like a gentleman, but Viktor insists the mattress is better. Jayce asks, after he takes off his shirt, that if he is the best Viktor has ever had. Viktor ruminates on this: yes, he has had other partners who updated their preferences for him, but of course Jayce is the best. He's the Hispanic Hog!
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> Like he's saving some of the moment for later, like he's engraving it behind his eyelids
There. Much better.
> No one has loved him enough to give him what he wants without them having to ask
I wonder why that is. Forget the crippled part - even guys without legs know how to fuck. Why so mum when it comes to sex?
> He still sucks at Viktor's cock
He might as well suck on an Elmer's glue bottle.
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The tag for this is 'Jayce has a large penis', but aside from one mention of it, you never see it. Meanwhile, ABO fics has it hanging down to his knees and that tag isn't used.
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Wow. This is rather soft for a smut fic. I thought it'd be worse. A guy acting like a proper gentleman and not a caveman archetype? Who respects boundaries and always checks in? A genuinely good person? That's something coming from this fandom.
Earlier, I posted SeraSaturn's work about a pregnancy. The first chapter was 12k words. The second is twenty-three thousand, and yeah I am not sitting here in one sitting reading it. The rest will just have to be read on my downtime and posted as just one big spoiler, as I did with 'Catafalque'.

I should also mention that 'Coming Home' is nearing - well, it's a few hundred hits away - from 1 million hits, making it the most popular fic in the fandom. It enjoyed immense popularity from the fandom boom in November/December, and the author preens in the newfound attention and easily gets 1000 bookmarks per fic. Her new fic, 'Oathbreaker' is just as tedious and tiresome as Coming Home was. I have read the first five chapters - it was 85k words or so - and she still keeps the God awful sentence structure she is known for. Queercatfan has never changed her writing style and she bans anyone who tells her that she messes things up. There's so much tension and back and forth drama that I was bored out of my mind reading it, and wished that she would hurry the fuck up already. Like her magnum opus, she got art for this one too - and all of it was shit except for one by lussluss_art. She eventually left Twitter because she couldn't handle the discourse, and now remains on BlueSky. I have no idea how long Oathbreaker is going to be but it's already a slog.

Ao3 is probably the best fic site currently around because once you get a handle on the tag system it's incredibly easy to filter out shit you don't want to deal with and find stuff to read.
That, and I do like the fact it allows pretty much anything under the sun (sans the underage stuff). It can be really fun when you want it to be, and I really like the fact you can add skins that makes it seem you're on Instagram, Facebook or whatever.
 
Ao3 is probably the best fic site currently around because once you get a handle on the tag system it's incredibly easy to filter out shit you don't want to deal with and find stuff to read.
It's better than ff.net purely for the comment section that actually lets authors directly respond to comments and to start a dialogue.

Overall the best fanfic site I've seen in my many years of fanfiction is still fimfiction but that's purely for MLP fics.
 
This is an interesting one. It almost reads like an Annihilation/Bloodborne crossover. If you just want to skip my thoughts entirely: this one is really good! I expected something completely different but was pleasantly surprised.
It sounds like this takes place in the Highlands-esque setting, and there's a mysterious plague going around that is killing people within a few hours. The setting is almost like The Terror and 28 Years Later, and our protagonist goes to a Highland village where he meets a shepherd, Tavos, who tells him his son is dead. The corpse is laid out in his house, a small 12 foot dwelling, and the disease is called The Scourge, their version of the Black Death. The son 'blackened' around a week ago, and died within three days. His corpse is three hours old, and Viktor is about to perform an autopsy.

There's an internal debate about centrifuge and blood vials and whether the corpse's blood is coagulated enough to gather a sample. The author appears to know her stuff or did research for it, because she mentions inorganic salts interfering with the blood samples and that the blood has coagulated and Viktor cannot acquire a proper sample. He finds success with the femoral artery and fills his other samples. Tavos asks him if he is a doctor, and Viktor replies that he is not. He asks Tavos if he believes in a guided hand/fate, and that the plague is not a result of divine retribution but is a natural source. He says that he is not 'smart enough' or 'compassionate enough' to be a doctor, but his genius prevails. He majored in chemistry, so he does know his stuff. When he examines the tube in a special device that tests blood sugar - so it is set in the modern day or something similar to it - the son died of severe hypoglycemia. He ponders about physical cerebral effects, meaning he'd have to take the brain out.

The shepherd has a beautiful ledger that he uses to keep data, and the reader is meant to assume that Tavos is actually Jayce, who now spends his time herding reindeer. Most of his calves have died to the scourge, and we do get some environmental worldbuilding which I have NEVER seen in fics like these: Noxus gets hurricanes, and acid rain from the pollution from Valoran (Piltover, mostly) makes its way north via the current. Tavos, fearfully, deduces that Viktor is suggesting that the son might have caught the disease from the reindeer, suggesting a zoonotic spread.

We hear a very hoarse cry, inhuman, and Tavos runs out to his herd. The author does a good job writing the pandemonium and uses environmental storytelling to set the stage. They're somewhere n Northern Noxus, and the commotion is due to a deer whose leg got trapped in a steel trap. They free the deer, but it knocks a few people to the ground in its thrashing, and in the process it swings the trap around, spraying blood in Viktor's face. The animal is later mercy killed. Kili, the wife of the son and pregnant with his child, admonishes him, saying he could have broken an arm or be infected if the animal had infected blood - some of it had gotten into his left eye, blinding him - and she cleans him up and offers him food. We learn that Zaun was also ravaged by the Scourge, meaning this thing has gone continent-wide, and most of Zaun's population affected by the Sump Sickness have already died. We also learn that the buck was killed 'inhumanely', even to Noxian standards, because it was not hunted as fair game. They want to take the traps to their trading partners to find out who's making them.

Kili tells Viktor to change out of his clothes, and he gets that primal fear that he will be outed as trans. This is one of the few fics that have not made it in-your-face and it is not a distraction to the plot - yet. This Viktor has a beard, so this is closer to Mage Viktor. Kili then mentions her mother finds Viktor handsome, and says that she 'likes young chickens' which is...curious, to say the least. For her part, the background characters are very well written. Jorvos, the deceased son, is cremated. People get drunk and celebrate his life, and Viktor remarks that he cannot marry Kili's mother as he is 'not into women'.

We get more background: the hinterlands past the twin cities are all deforested and heavily polluted. Packs of mutated, toxic dogs roam the area. The cities are quarantined as the Scourge ripped through them when he was 25, permanently altering the economies and culture of both cities. He hears a gunshot and goes to investigate, finding a dead chem-dog. We find out Viktor wandered into a manhunt, and he finds Jayce's bracelet. Tavos isn't Jayce, but Jayce is on the run, and he saved Viktor from a bear trap.

OK, now I am sure this author did her research: she has Viktor use an impromptu incendiary device and uses his cane as an impromptu RPG. Very, very smart. One of the few authors I've see actually utilize his genius. Jayce says he'll be a caveman if he lives, and gives Viktor the Hextech gemstones.

He returns to his cabin, preparing to study the blood and the journal, and we discover he missed his birthday. He is 33 years old, and we end the chapter with him not receiving any communication for four months.

Verdict: not actually a horror, but it's really good! If it takes a downturn I'll post snippers here, but this is a solid one. A very interesting premise, background characters have life, and the setting is great.

The second chapter of that Haybale Ho has been updated. It just occurred to me that one of stupidsarah's beta-readers, vomdotcom, is a shotacon. Make use of that as you will. The lines for this chapter are:
- “You should be the one I come home to, the one I fuck every night, you’re the only one who deserves my cock like this, aren’t you?”
Our buckle bunny and ridin' cowboy wake up, bruised but none the worse for wear - but our buckle bunny has had his back blown out and is in need of a hot shower to restart. Jayce offers him use of his trailer's shower and he obliges. While he is in there, Jayce checks his phone to see if his wife has sent him any messages, because he gets the guilt a married man (allegedly) gets when he cheats on his wife. Finding it devoid of any messages, he flies into a rage, calls her, and then gets angrier when she seems unbothered by his call. He tells her he made it to the finals, and she also seems unbothered by that, and he tells he they are going to have The Talk when he gets back. She hangs up on him, and he has a mind to smash his phone.

Not to worry, he has a 'beautiful boy' in his shower...and that's where the second smut scene begins.
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> Pretty, pale skin grasped within his hands
We love our pale skin, don't we, folks? Though at this moment he looks more like Peppa Pig than the creamy white snow bunny you're used to.
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> The hair that frames his cunt has curled from the water
When you're so thick and long Shania Twain can sing a song about it, it might be time to snip it.
> Burying his nose in that clean, fresh hair
I bet if you go back far enough you can find halucigenia.
> Engorged bud in his cock
He must be really erect if you can find it in that Tarzan jungle.
> He is desperate for it to mold to the shape of Viktor's cunt
I mean, it wouldn't be too far out of the picture. People have shoved weirder things up their vagina, and you can stick sex toys to shower heads. I bet he could fit the whole thing up there at max power.
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> Spread the generous bead of precome
It ain't just toothpaste he's spittin' out.
> There's a perfectly ripe fruit in front of him to take a bite of
More like bruised fruit because you slammed the shit out of that thing the night before. Glad to see he brushed his teeth this time after eating ass, though.
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> Pale hands land back onto parted thighs
We know he's white, thanks.
> Let me see how hard your little cock is
Couldn't you already see it?
> The stretch of his skin pulls against his cock, erect and flushed an angry red
> Points the jet of water right at it
That has to hurt. He later turns it on max settings like the jet mode on a garden hose and this lad plows through it - on top of getting plowed himself.
> His fluttering hole
You'll be seeing a lot of this.
> It slams against his abused cock
> His cock pinched between his knuckles
My man must have fried nerves, because blasting a hard jet of water at your genitalia is bound to make you fly higher than Neil Armstrong.
> Short length of his cock
Indeed. One reaches his belly button, one can be held between two knuckles. They are not the same.
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> Most violent setting and bringing it back to his cock
When I think of this, I don't think of a literal and figurative steamy shower scene. Now you've gone the Home Depot route and are blasting that shit at Mach 5. I'd be flying through those ceiling tiles. That 'cock' won't just be red - it'll be blasted off like peeling paint.
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> Grunting as the slickness of Viktor's cunt slides along his cock so perfectly
He's also spraying the hose up there. Think of it as a supersonic douche. You sure he's gonna have any slick by the end?
> You should be the one I come home to...you're the only one who deserves my cock
Then he's going to pull out the guitar and strum a few songs about faith, home, and family. Just hope he doesn't plow his truck into a church (too soon?).
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> Lay me down in the bed you share with your wife, fuck a baby into me
Stupidsarah doesn't really try to lean into the 'trans' element here; she just writes a woman with the male pronouns. He's basically slutty trailer trash who collects welfare in Arkansas, but we're not talking about that.
> Painting his cervix white
Going by how big he is, I'm surprised he didn't just force it open and splash his uterus white. Cowboys really do seem to be naturally fertile. Breeding bulls don't just come behooved.
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> Sweet, fresh smell of Viktor's clean skin
Hope he washed twice. That cowboy cum ain't washing itself!
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> The thing swallows him, reaching midthigh on his small frame
He's just uwu so smol.

Later, Jayce poses with his new bucklebunny, earning the ire and jealousy of the other cowboys, but he's on Cloud 9. He heads to the carnival and wins our Haybale Ho a stuffed axolotl - very masc - and he asks him why Viktor attends rodeos. Viktor says he's there for moral support for his friends - and the cowboy cock is also a nice benefit. Jayce makes an innuendo on how he gets his ropes sticky, and Viktor tells him that he'll believe in him no matter what. At the computers where he will be assigned a new bull, he gets the most difficult bull of all - Mercury Hammer. He suffers an anxiety attack and nearly faints because this bull is the Bull to Outdo All Bulls, a real 'Brother, may I have some oats?' beast. It's 17 hands tall and it stares through Jayce's soul with its pitch black eyes. This man's greatest opp is a white bull. Oof.

Mercury Hammer actually likes to have his snout rubbed, so when that happens, Jayce tells his Haybale Ho that what he does is tradition, and he's been keeping the family name alive ever since his mother died four years ago. Whenever he approaches a bull, he feels her spirit next to him - but not with Mercury Hammer. This creature is a vanquisher of souls and if Jayce wants to be the top dog, he's got to stay on for more than eight seconds. Viktor tells him he's here for him no matter what, and Jayce nearly cries from the honesty. They hug, and the rodeo begins.

Before I read this part, I went, 'I guarantee you this bull is going to cripple him'. I was 100% right.
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Some things in fiction can be predicted to an almost 80-100% accuracy. As soon as this bull was outed as troublesome, I knew it was going to be the climax (a non sexual one, that is) to send the story in a new direction.
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He was a monster in Chapter 1, and now, he gets humbled by a four-legged animal.
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This is where he gets the scar on his back, and while I was reading it I was thinking, 'his leg is next'. True to form, it was:
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We just had a man be ripped to shreds from a bull, but hey, focus on how itty bitty and white that hand is. Arms of an angel, swear.
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If the bull doesn't kill you, those medical bills will. Hope you have a GoFundMe ready. Or an OnlyFans - hey, just because you're crippled doesn't mean people don't want to see you perform! Get some diversity on that site, yeah?

Previously, I posted some AO3 racial and sexual demographics that detailed who and what was participating in fandom. That discourse got brought up again in a comment regarding whether proshippers are majority black or majority white.
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Curious, I decided to visit another source, one from 2023, that detailed how many black people and Hispanics are in fandom. First, this one revealed a lot more asexuals participating in fandom:
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As for whether there are 'plenty' of black and Hispanic proshippers in fandom, blacks are 2.88% of all fandom spaces (or at least those measured) and Hispanics are 6%.
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This coincides with AO3's top ships of the year, where only six Latinos made it on the list, three blacks, 1 or 2 MENA males, and the rest were all white or East Asian.
It's better than ff.net purely for the comment section that actually lets authors directly respond to comments and to start a dialogue.
Yes. But 9/10, the author isn't interested. The block feature itself wasn't implemented until 2021, IIRC, and there still is no PM system. The one benefit FFnet has over AO3 is, like the reviews or not, reviews cannot be removed, so you can gauge how popular and good a fic is based on how people are reviewing it. On AO3, you can have hundreds of comments on one chapter and it will just be ball-licking; on FFnet, there is only one user review per chapter, so you have to make the words count.

In terms of quality and ease of access, it's AO3 for me. I haven't really been on FFnet for years, but there are still fics there I follow that are still getting updated. One is an Underworld fanfic that has been in the works since 2008. Girl is devoted, I tell you.
 
You've got Dazed and Confused...now we've got Blazed and a Snooze. This reads like a mix between American Pie and a Seth Rogen film, with the added bonus of slutty goths in fishnets. You might not want to blaze one up unless you spiked it with a stimulant, because it's a watered down version of Rekki's slutty goth fic. Lines for this include, 'Taking me so well, I knew your pussy would be perfect".
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> Heart, greasy meal will cure him
Get an orange Gatorade. Or, if you get the shits - and greasy food isn't gonna help - get a Pedialyte. You need to flush the alcohol out of your system and you need electrolytes.
> How about we go a week without drinking?
> Dude, I haven't had sex in months
Whoa, dude. Hella long time, dude. I can't go without sex, dude. I'm gonna fuck my tweaker-thin roommate, dude.
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> While you take away mine
So you admit it's a vice. You might be young but your liver is going to be hit with cirrhosis before you even get a 'dad bod'. You'll start getting jaundice and it won't be because of yellow bell peppers.
> First one to break has to streak through the street
That's nothing. Go streaking and fight the cops while masturbating. Put the Australians to shame.
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> Birdemic
That's a name I haven't heard. I wonder if they watched the movie or watched YMS's review of it.
> Their favourite fighting game
Tekken? Mortal Kombat? Dead or Alive? SSBB? Killer Instinct? Drop me a title.
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> I am going to get so fucking drunk
Hell yeah, dude. Plus he gets blasted on just a few shots of vodka because you can identify as a man all you like, you can't identify out of that female liver.
> He doesn't consider himself particularly addicted to substances
> Gets hammered every single weekend and has frequent hangovers
Oh yeah, that liver disease is gonna come quick.
> Baggy jeans that hang off his slender hips, underneath are fishnet tights
You usually wear skirts or short pants to show off the fishnets. You otherwise can't see them with jeans unless they are ripped jeans. He wants to be a sexy goth and yet is remarkably conservative compared to how they dressed in the 90s. Poser.
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I hope they weren't serving Coors Lite like that one wedding fic MGCraig wrote. Eugh.
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> His pale cheeks
Oh I can think of a few cheeks that are gonna get slapped.
> His face is closer to his than it has ever been
He respectfully turns him down because drunk people are not 100% capable of consent, and our slutty goth gets offended. He needs that dick in him NOW to wash out that cheap piss beer!
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> When they do kiss, it's magical, and romantic
You know a woman wrote this when:
> Resisting the urge to bang into it over and over as atonement for how he handled that
Hey, we don't need a dent in your head! That dent is for that pussy you're about to slam!
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> Some blond guy in a brown leather jacket
Who invited Kazuhira Miller?
> I'll leave your little boyfriend alone
Does he know?
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> Masturbation isn't off the table as far as he remembers
You know this guy would fail No Nut November.
> His cock going in and out of his hot, wet mouth
> Dark eyeliner runs down his face anyway as he sucks Jayce off
Goth sluts are great at head. Nothing looks better than a skinnier Ebony Darkness D'mentia Way sucking off your sexy Latino jock.
> He would dutifully take him to the root
> Swallow every drop of his seed like it's sacred
And they swallow, too. They can suck back all those drugs, they can suck back some dick.
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How very romantic, establishing boundaries and asking for consent.
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> He remembers his deal with Dmitri
Spoiler: the call of white pussy is too strong and both break their promises. Who can undergo such restraint when such a delectable treat is right there in front of him?
> The scent of his soaked pussy is too tantalizing to ignore
Does it smell like sweetmilk or stale beer?
> Musk, salt, and sweet silk
I don't recall this Betty C(r)ocker recipe being on the box.
> Obscene wet sounds his pussy is making
Cliché. All I think of are wet noodles getting stirred in a pot.
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> I do not need one if you don't
> It means he's on birth control because he's not sure if he can handle fucking him raw without coming inside of him
That IS the draw, is it not? You are lucky this is fictional because your dick would be chafed raw by sandpaper pussy.
> Slapping precome against his fuzzy abdomen
Like a cinnamon roll with hair on the glaze.
> You'll look so pretty on my raw cock
Every hotdog needs its pretty white bun, eh?
> It feels molten against the dribbling head of his dick
I just think of an Elmer's glue bottle.
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> I know it's big
Normally authors spend a lot of time talking about this or even tag it, but this is rather subtle.
> Long, pale column of his neck
There's that swan-like neck we all know and love!
> All yours!
Just focus on the 'obscene squelching', thank you very much.
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> Did you want me to fuck you in our friend's bathroom?
Yeah, a bathroom quickie is nice, but do you really want to fuck next to a toilet that probably has crusted shit in it? You are college students, after all.
> Trying to milk him for everything he's got
Cliché.
> The mess he's sitting in dripping down his balls and thighs
Dunkin' Donuts has nothing on this glaze, dude!
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> Lovingly cleans him head to toe
...with a cloth or with his tongue?
> They both pop a THC gummy
You're gonna need more than that after jumping on that hog, fren.

They end up spending the morning together since their O-chem class was cancelled - if they didn't get fucked earlier, that test probably would have done it - and Dmitri returns saying he failed his bet. When he spies Viktor, he realizes Jayce has failed his, too. He says they are even. End fic.

This author, compared to others I've posted, is OK at best. Some things are goofy but she isn't all that egregious. That shit will be in the Dadson week and possibly the non con week coming up in January.

From the author who brought you 'unblooded girlchild' and the self-styled 'Queen of the Horse Girls' comes another cowboy AU, this time with 'gender affirming predation'. What does this mean, you ask? Who fucking knows. What I can tell you is that these lovely ladies sure make the most transphobic arguments possible without being open TERFs. Don't believe me? There's lots of clocking and being referred to as a 'gender freak' in this. If not, it's a Tranny L post. Literally. On top of the piss fetish and Lolita references and horsefag references, our hulking cowboy has the same physique as James from Smiling Friends. You'll want to take him to McDonald's after this.
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The line for this fic is: He liked imagining his wimpy clit would be a cock one day, bouncy and responsive, capable of maintaining erection.
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You can tell CordeliaCordate wrote this, because her style is far different from the le edgy 4chan stuff prettybadmagic is known for. The rodeo knowledge is all her, and she does appear to be an authentic horse girl. The level of autistic detail for buckles and cowboy hats is coming from someone familiar with the field.
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> Under 21
Now, one of the tags for this was 'gender affirming predation', whatever that means. I assume it means our 6'7 cowboy here with gigantic muscles - CC has a fetish for them - is going to go after our itsy bitsy buckle bunny here and call him all sorts of feminizing names but it is OK because it's ~gender affirming.~
> He didn't like the way the hates made his head feel
Oh? Does it make your head look small, by any chance?
> He'd layered a flannel over it to keep warm
Pooners actually love wearing flannel because the pattern actually slims their bodies via tricking the eye. It's harder to see their curves and other sexually dimorphic traits with it.
> A really bad habit, but he perpetually clocked flies
What?
> Bulge or no bulge
Funny: it's remarkably easy for him to clock who has a penis and who doesn't, and yet he's morbidly afraid of wearing a packer and being clocked as trans in turn. And to answer you question: no, you don't get boners because you don't have a penis, shithead.
> His anatomy was frustrating
And yet you go out of your way to look at men's bulges and then have mental breakdowns when you can't shove a piece of silicone in yours. How pathetic.
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> He didn't like thinking, they know
Oh, I'm sure they do, because Mr. Hammertime here ALWAYS clocks him and it's not a big deal because any pussy is good pussy to him. The resulting fear over being outed is dropped because who doesn't want a hunky cowboy who belongs on a calendar to fuck them? The imaginary boners are talking.
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> Bull riding was for the cowboys short in height and short on brains
5'8 and 5'10 are not 'short in height'. That's average. These authors really have an issue knowing what averages are. 'Short' for men is under 5'6.
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> vander stood at 6'7
He's 6'3. He's wider at the shoulders.
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> It was his biggest adversary, for the ten second penalty it'd cost if his horse broke through
For a minute I thought Viktor was talking about how the bull was his greatest adversary because it's taking his idol for a ride and he isn't.
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> Before he'd grown out his hair and his beard
Oh, it's THIS version.
> He looked angrier. Hungry. Feral like a wolf
These authors love making him act like a feral beast who cannot control himself around his dainty white partner, and it's happened way too often to be a one-time thing. They both have a race play fetish and the more they write, the more it shows.
> He wondered if everyone in Jayce's family was as big as he was
> His mucles filled out his shirt better than any of the other cowboys
Cue the 'I wonder if you're big down there comment'. To quote CC, it's a 'hefty piece of man meat'. No, really: she loves using 'meat' as a euphemism for penis.
> Did Jayce wear boxers or briefs? Or neither?
Yeah, it's great to go naked underneath your jeans so your balls can be torn off by a bucking bronco or bull. You won't be enjoying all that cream to the face when your dream daddy is screaming on the ground after being gelded.
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> For some reason it made Viktor feel like a little kid
There's prettybadmagic's 'unblooded girlchild' reference. She's the one with the underage fetish.
> Snare of his mighty arms
I know for a fact I'll be see the 'his hands were so huge his thumbs met in the middle'. She did that with her Wildling/GOT crossover fic. Man could punch a yeti with those hands.
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> Scoping out the audience as if they were dinner
And our poor dainty swan-like, pale, cream, alabaster, pale, white boi is going to be his dinner.
> 5'2 Jinx
She's 5'4.
> Ekko was also 5'2
He's 5'6. She's making him out to be a manlet.
> Felt a new feeling he'd only gotten over the last couple of years
This makes me think of that pooner barbecuing vegetables on the grill in oven mitts and 'feeling like a real man'.
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> Speaking a different language he didn't understand
> Admits he's a 'gender freak with a cane'
> Does not pass and is routinely clocked
> Is not taken seriously whatsoever by men
> Does not understand why said men are rejecting him
> Says it's better to be quiet than 'feel rejected from the sex he belonged to'.
Here's the thing that neither of these authors - who are both she/her women, not trans men - understand: he is rejected because those men instinctively know he is not male. He doesn't belong to that sex because he is not OF that sex, and the fact that he doesn't get this 'language' means that a door has been permanently closed to him that he cannot open.
> They called him squirt and asked if he was in middle school
He has to be 5'0 or under. Unbelievably tiny. There are short men but they are still clocked as male from the way they walk and talk. This is a combination of PBM's and CC's underage fetish as well as the 'bioessentialist' shit they later condemn.
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> Little guy
> Says they probably look like fangirls (they are)
> Worried about getting catcalled by the very men he felt rejected from seconds earlier
The jokes aren't even blatant, they're highlighted on the fucking One World Trade Center. These authors don't even have an inkling of self-awareness. I can see why even other pooners in the fandom are irked by their portrayals of a popular headcanon.
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> What are you?
That's never something you want to hear a man ask. A witty man would come up with something on his feet. What happens here? He gets clocked immediately, and has to decide whether he wants to be seen as a middle school boy or the female that he is.
> People at parties Sky dragged him to
I am not shocked that yet another FTM is easily molested by men and is instinctively fearful around them. Sex issues? Peeing as a defense mechanism? You don't say! It should be mentioned that PBM has a piss fetish so this is her writing coming through.
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> Like he could actually breathe again
This can be added to the prior sentence.
> It was a fast, liquor-smelling pee that ran in a long shiny slurry
First we had 'the lube ran down his thighs like diarrhea' and descriptions of Viktor's shit over holding it for three days, now this. I do not want to read about how alcohol piss smells unless it's in a medical setting, thank you.
> Another reason why he should have been born with a penis
You could have written him with one. It's an easy fix.
> His body was some sort of cruel joke
> He would be his own god once he started HRT
It won't give you a second puberty. You will still be the tiny manlet other men will immediately clock, albeit with a patchy beard and a frog voice. These authors are the pinnacle of YWNBAM, and they aren't even aware of it.
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> If he had the vision of an owl he would be able to see Jayce's penis
That's weird, bro.
> It was rude to ogle other guy's junk at the urinal
Not only that, they'll get aggressive and that dainty female skull is going to know what the urinal cake tastes like. This obsession with piss is, again, PBM's doing.
> He wished he had a body like Jayce, strong and cis
You can just write that. You won't because you want to sound TERFy without even being TERFs.
> He wouldn't have a problem talking to boys if he was born in a different body, then his brain would be different too
These are all the usual trans arguments made in public: the wrong body thing, the 'I was born with the wrong brain', etc. I will reiterate: you can just make him a man as you do in your other fics and it wouldn't be a problem.
> No one would ask about his genitals unprompted
The fact that they do means that they clock you without effort.
> He could spank Viktor bloody for being a pervert who watched him relieve himself
Spank? Try a fist. You won't be singing pretty with missing teeth.
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> He was frightened, really scared, just a biological, big animal and small animal thing
There's that pesky word again: biology. What do you mean that you identifying as a man doesn't phase the 'cis' male one bit? I thought trans men were real men!
> A man who could overpower him, where no one could hear him scream
Man this bodice ripper went dark real fast. You sure it isn't becoming a True Crime podcast?
> Not a twiggy teenager whose body hovered dangerously on the precipice of becoming outwardly feminine
I do not know how old Viktor is yet, but I assume his puberty is delayed or that he has an androgynous form. That doesn't mean much because other men clock him, but humor me for a moment.
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> That was probably because he looked younger than he was
Step aside, African Queen, that fresh white pussy is the one that can bring down empires.
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> Didn't appreciate being called a little thing. Very dehumanizing
I wonder why the 'masculine' man - that we automatically know is a man - isn't bothered by that. BTW, that armpit fetish is again PBM because she has a thing for stinky bodies and toenail fungus.
> Are you a colt or a filly
> He would be really embarrassed if Jayce was a bioessentialist
HE JUST MADE A BIOESSENTIALIST CLAIM. COLT OR FILLY, TWO FUCKING SEXES, OF WHICH YOU BELONG TO THE LATTER. HE KNOWS YOU AREN'T MALE AND OTHER MALES DON'T. WHAT A FUCKING DUMB STATEMENT TO MAKE. Even other trans authors don't do this shit. This is all coming from spoiled white women.
> He liked being called a colt
And he won't be smashing your teeth in when he finds out you aren't one.
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> As a colt, he should probably try to like it more
Because manly men only drink the manliest of beers. Stop sitting cross-legged and sit with your legs spread like a real man, dood!
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> Knowing what to do with my body
Man, we are hitting every box on the checklist. An autistic female poons out because she keeps getting assaulted by men, keeps getting clocked by men, and has the appearance of a middle school boy and not a man? Wow. You couldn't have fooled me.
> Called him a boy
Very euphoric! Now wait until these ladies describe our cowboy.
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> Baby Doll Combs
Is that a P. Diddy reference?
>If he did have a baby animal inside himself, a little foal, he'd love being petted like that
There's that 'unblooded girlchild' PBM loves so much.
> Water would be better, but if he drank too much water, he'd have to pee again
Newsflash, retard: beer makes you want to piss, too.
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> What grade are you in
The fact he clocked his age so fast is hilarious.
> His legs spread so wide that his knee was supported by his thick thigh
A literal Donkey Kong physique. It's like something you'd make in Dragon Age or Skate.
> They were really, really close. But it was okay
Nothing like reading doubt in the own author's words.
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> He wanted to be understood as a haver of an uncooperative, nonelective physical form
The classic "I didn't choose this body/I went through the wrong puberty/I'm a man in spirit' shit you read all the time from trans subreddits.
> Bullies loved to feast on otherness, on gender nonconformity and visible disability
Trans people are more likely to be the bullies, because they know the social consequences when people dare to stand up to them. All it takes is a complaint of 'transphobia', and you lose your job. Even Nex Benedict was not a victim. She picked a fight with two girls, lost, and an heroed because of it.
> The horsefags, because they were gay horse-fanatics who didn't compete
Gay as in homosexual or gay as in pretend faggot? Lots of cowboys are on the down-low because there's a long history of gay and bisexual men being there. It's an entire genre. If gay and bisexual men are picking on YOU, it's a you problem. They fucking love buckle bunny twinks.
> He was a transboy who liked boys
AKA a straight girl.
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> You can be honest with me, man to man
> Stallion to colt
That means you'd be transitioning from a breeding male horse to an young male horse. That's going from adulthood to pedophilia. What the fuck.
> It made the most sense because he was old enough to be his dad
Scratch off that box - we've got the daddy issues cliché, too.
> He had seen porn on the Internet. He liked videos of anal sex
Another box to tick off. This is also PBM talking because she had this in M4M, too.
> He liked videos of transmen masturbating
You like the vocal fry? OK.
> He liked imagining his wimpy clit would be a cock one day, bouncy and responsive, capable of maintaining erection
You aren't getting that even with the Frankendong. Just write the character as male, FFS.
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> He was kind of like living pornography
You know someone is pornbrained to the core when that's all they see of someone.
> Too sex-crazy to be able to handle his company like a normal person. He wasn't normal
He's a 'horsefag' into anal but who cannot hold a single conversation around it. Males clock him as female immediately and he has to squeak 'I like boys' like the pathetic little girl this character is. The autistic interpretation is just icing on the cake.
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> If he wanted to, he could probably gather his entire middle in a fist and hold him as easily as he would a beer can, his hand was that big
That would mean the following:
1. His waist beats the historic record of 13 inches achieved without tight lacing
2. Jayce's hands are larger than the average human male and his physique is comparable to that of a gorilla
3. I fucking called this line. The sexual dimorphism in this is so extreme as to be comical.
> Viktor was a loser
You got that right.
> It couldn't be possible to have a crush back on a gangly androgyne
He apparently has a flavour for POW physiques, so feel treasured that he chose the Bridge Over the River Kwai look vs his Iman supermodel ex.
> He'd go to jail instantly
> He could be 18
> He couldn't out himself now
Either he is 17 or he is insanely underage. You don't get called a middle schooler for no reason.
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> It was so big it plugged Viktor's airway
Now I imagine him having the physique of a mature Highland cow.
> His noises sounded girly and high-pitched
Clocked by your own orgasm. How embarrassing.
> He held his waist so forcefully his fingers dug into his ribs
That means his hands are so monstrous, and our uwu boy so tiny, that this guy could've gone pro. Senator Armstrong would want him on his team.
> You're a gelding
That implies he's a eunuch. That sounds even more transphobic, LMAO
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> Did Jayce expect a cock? Did he know
YOU TOLD HIM YOU WERE A COLT. YES, HE WOULD EXPECT A COCK BECAUSE COLTS ARE MALE. HORSES. Fuckin' hell!
> It was so thick that his hands looked even smaller than normal
> His neck was staggeringly masculine, corded and muscular with a protruding Adam's apple
I want to see the fanart for this, because I know there's going to be some. I love how we know that males have thicker necks and that his neck is so thick it puts a bodybuilder to shame. But bioessentialism is transphobic, yo.
> Better than a hairbrush
...I pray it isn't a used hairbrush.
> You ain't gelded. You got a little cock on you
Anything to make the 'wee colt' here feel better, huh?
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> Too much liquid was coming out
How has this person watched gay porn, including trans porn, and not know what squirting is? C'mon, man!
> He was pretty sure it was pee that soaked the seat of his jeans
If it tastes like shitty, cheap beer, it is.
> If his clit was a cock, it was hiding
....do you not know how female anatomy works?
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> Utilitarian and masculine
Masculine = not having a full tube of toothpaste, crusted spit on the sink, a barely-clean bathroom, and sparseness. Nothing says I AM A MAN like not even having a toilet plunger!
> He didn't know what getting fingered meant for him
It's pretty obvious what it means unless you are THAT naïve.
> Was it because he liked teenagers? He didn't seem like that kind of guy at all
He just fingered a teenager. Don't ask such retarded questions.
> His thighs looked pathetic sticking out of the billowing leg holes
> Maybe testosterone would help him gain muscle without the effort
Trust me, it won't. You will never be as big as an actual male.
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> Am I your type?
He asks, as if our cowboy here did not just tell him he was bisexual.
> Looked half like a girl and half like he hadn't hit puberty
And you wonder why you keep getting clocked and why men won't talk to you. The answer is looking right back at you.
> You'll be leggy as hell and awful pretty
> One day, you'll be the handsomest stallion there ever was
He is trying so hard to affirm this kid that it reads like one big joke. This kid wants health insurance so he can get HRT, implying that he isn't even on any sort of plan and isn't even old enough to know what sex is.

It's a Bioessentialist Lolita and it's the wildest shit I've ever read.
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> A sleepover
This kid can be no older than 15. Even teenage girls know this isn't a sleepover and they're being propositioned by a grown ass man. Not only did they write this character as pathetically childish, they don't even treat them like an adult. Mind you, these are two 'cis' women writing this and they managed to sound so transphobic they could be honorary TERFs. This sounds like shit I would write to mock Redditors, not a legitimate piece of literature. It's the worst kind of fetishism and it ticks every box. I dread the actual smut.

@Big Miss Steak you might find this interesting. The author of 'Manacled' has given an interview to the Guardian and her seven-figure movie deal.

A few notes:
1. She never wanted 'Manacled' to be an aspirational romance, or even a romance
2. She doesn't like the haughty attitude of people shitting on fanfiction while liking books with fanfic-y tropes.
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She grew up in a conservative household. Despite the name, she is half-Japanese.
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She grew up in a circle that was 'very white' and appears to resent it, forgetting that Draco and Hermione, as well as most characters in HP, are white. Also influenced by feminist history despite writing a rape fic where a woman is tortured the entire time:
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Also influenced by feminist history despite writing a rape fic where a woman is tortured the entire time:
I've seen a lot of outrage over this fic and the original book version allegedly increasing "support of Harry Potter" but I highly doubt JKR herself thinks highly of the story because of its contents.
 
This Spooktober, let's open things up with a little bit of NYAH cosplay. Our delectable pussycat is pretty in pink with the bells and whistles to match - along with a formatting that makes you wish a Siamese clawed your eyes out. Get your disability rep in with lines like these:
- My gorgeous kitty. You gonna let daddy ruin you today?
- And your master wants to make you come so many times the only thing you can do is meow for more.
- He can do that, right? Stretch your pretty pussy around his cock so much it stays open for when he wants to go again.
- You want your master to finger you, baby? Are you really that selfish? Seeking your own release before your owner’s?
- "Aren’t you so glad daddy prioritizes you and your pleasure? Many wouldn’t do that. Say thank you.”
N- Nya…”
- You’re making a big deal out of this. Even if you know daddy’s so good to you, he’ll let you suck him off later.
- So greedy, you have a full mouth and a full ass, and you also want a full pussy?
- Such an ungrateful fucking pet. First you act like a brat, and then you want me to coddle you?
- Don’t fight it, kitty cat. Just relax for daddy, mh? Be good.
- Let me hear your pretty meows?
- “Yeah? Want to carry our kittens?” “Mh, what do you think would come out? Babies between a little kitty and his master.”
- I’m so sorry daddy didn’t realize sooner. But you can come now.
- That’s my good kitty, so eager to follow my orders. I’m gonna come inside of you, and you’re gonna get pregnant, mh? Your tummy will be filled with our kittens, and everyone will know you’re just mine, my pretty kitty cat.
- Little pets like you can't resist a real cock like mine, mh?

This author did not proofread her own work, because the latter half of the fic is just a complete repeat of the first half.
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> Applying lip gloss
Very masc, applying pink glitter and gloss and still looking less manly than Billy Idol. Punks knew how to work that eyeliner.
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> A not too bright pink eyeshadow colours his eyes
I always love how feminine they make this character. You might as well buy him some Barbie clothes because there is nothing more stereotypical than this.
> A collar is wrapped around his neck, but not just any collar, one specifically made for him
It's interesting that this character is always associated with cats - an animal associated with the feminine - while the Latino is a dog, an animal associated with the masculine. We're defeating gender roles by keeping them in line with gender roles, folks.
> His slim waist is left bare
Let me guess. Just like PBM and CC above, his waist is going to be so small you can wrap your hands around it and then some.
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> His eyes become sharp, almost like a predator taking notice of his prey
> Cat-like
> Dilated
Cats dilate their eyes to accept more light in low-light conditions. You would mean the opposite: that the pupils would constrict to be more menacing.
> Jayce is the predator
Yeah, we know.
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> Pets don't speak. If they do, they call their masters by their right name
You want him to include your baptism, too?
> Just enough to reveal the puffy pink lips of his pretty cunt
Everything's pinker than a Paris Hilton hotel room. Is it going to turn red with arousal, or is it going to keep matching his eyeshadow? Will it start glittering, too?
> You want your master to finger you, baby? Are you really that selfish? Seeking your own release before your owner's?
I love this dialogue. It's so cringeworthy it deserves to be put before the spoiler so people can laugh at it.

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> The squelching sound of his digits fucking into that wetness obscene
Cliché. Here we go with that squid pussy.
> Aren't you so glad daddy prioritizes you and your pleasure? Many wouldn't do that. Say thank you.
He doesn't want him to speak English, but he does want him talking like a catboy as if he's stuck in 2008 YouTube. The ironic thing is, none of it is based around our catboy's pleasure, but the 'dom', because the dick owner sets the rules. There's nothing more poetic.
> His palm slams down fast and rough on his partner's pussy, making him shout
It's a full-palm slap, too. Enough to break skin. Watch that vulva split like a pancake.
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> Nya
Shut the fuck up before I douse you in bleach.
> But you're a strong boy
So strong that he's always feminized and reduced to an uwu cute boy by the penis owner the author instinctively and automatically classifies as male.
> You're making a big deal out of this. Even if you know daddy's so good to you, he'll let you suck him off later
This sentence doesn't make sense. He's making a statement, but it somehow sounds contradictory? What?
> He slams his palm down just once more
He's hearing the ancestral cries of his 1950's grandfather. This time, it ain't the casserole that's cold.
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> Smearing his lip gloss by pressing their lips together
Couldn't even bother buying the good shit, eh? Should've headed to Sephora to buy some Rimmel or Nyx lip gloss. Maybe if you're really cheap, you went with Wet n Wild. It'd fit the setting, wouldn't it?
> Standing proud and tall
Dick so big it's about to belt out the Star Spangled Banner.
> Eyes up here, baby
> Come on, get your mouth on me
> Forcing him to take his cock all the way
Was he forcing him to stare at him while he was performing a BJ, or did he forget he said that and let his pink pussy go where he pleased?
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> The collar is too tight, bruising the tender skin of his neck
We can't bruise that swan-like, pale, alabaster, cream, white, snow-white neck, can we?
> He feels so full, but not enough. His ass is stretched around a plug, not (as) big as his partner
> Desperately trying to accommodate his enormous cock
Let me guess. The anal plug is one of the medium sized ones, but it still doesn't compare to our 12'' long, 4'' wide man meat that fits better on a stallion than a human.
> So greedy, you have a full mouth and a full ass, and you also want a full pussy?
I really expected him to shove his shoe up there Belladonna style.
> He almost screams
Later, the author forgets he ripped the anal plug out of his ass - and its subsequent size - because it magically reappears inside his asshole.
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> His mouth already salivating just by looking at his dick
He should already be drooling because he was just deepthroating that thing.
> Will you let me fuck you however I want, or do you want to keep being a brat?
You were already doing that. You just got upset you couldn't shove your shoe up his cunt.
> I told you to stop fucking whining, or do I need to silence you myself
That's literally the only sound he made.
> Three thick fingers bully their way inside his cunt
There're the yeti punchers we know and love!
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> Don't fight it, kitty cat. Just relax for daddy, it'll feel good
> Let me hear your pretty meows?
Why's he asking as if he's shy all of a sudden? He went from daddy dom 'I'll choke a bitch' to 'This okay plz? 🥺 in a second.
> His partner tugs at the plug
I guess we forgot he already tore the plug out of his ass. That's what happens when the horny becomes too much.
> As his owner pounds into him without mercy
It's hard to take this seriously when he's going NYA~~~ all the time. Do I need to get the garden shears to snip those vocal chords?
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> Little pets like you can't resist a real cock like mine, mh?
What do you mean 'real cock'? You don't think that 2 inch roid clit is comparable to yours? Sounds TERFy.
> Making him scream and settle
Just like a real cat, eh? Beat 'em enough and they'll learn what's what.
> Before spanking his cheek with all his strength
You can say goodbye to a few teeth, because he's slapping with the power of Mike Tyson behind those fists.
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> Can't wait to fuck - fill up your pretty womb
> You want to carry our kittens?
> What do you think would come out? Babies between a little kitty and his master
These are all real lines. And to answer your question: if MIB has to be called in to deal with your hellspawn, it's probably better to just take Plan B.
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> Firstly caressing the evident bulge in his lower tummy
Just use stomach, ffs. 'Tummy' just sounds childish.
> For me to rub this pretty little thing and make you come. I'm so sorry daddy didn't realize sooner, but you can come now
He went from daddy dom to a guy announcing your kid is at the Walmart checkout real fast.
> I'm gonna come inside of you, and you're gonna get pregnant, mh? Your tummy will be filled with our kittens
That's it. I'm calling Majestic 12.

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> His cum filling him to the brim, a few drops slipping outside
Guess we're gonna play Connect 4 with those genetics to see what comes out half-man half-cat. Introducing Khajiits to Runeterra is a crossover I didn't expect.
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And then the author completely dozed off and posted the same fic twice. Even when you are horny, READ YOUR WORK. Just because you have a daddy fetish doesn't mean you can slack off the way your dad does on Sunday dinners. Take your fingers out of there and use your eyes for once.

This next author I have featured before, and she has appeared on Google Drive lists of known shotacon authors. She posted her worst one under an Anonymous account, before later admitting this was her main. She's decided to lean into every fetish, including the breast milk fetish that one would usually find among men. This is not your basic breast milk enjoyer shitposter. The title alone is enough to send one running for the hills. Also features a human breastfeeding a fawn.
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He's lactating around a grown boy, which is bizarre enough that it cannot be due to 'magic titty milk'. This is just a fetish and you will see how worse it gets.
> A sour odor he can't scrub out
I do wonder why it's so sour.
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> Mothers have been fattening up their children with milk for as long as its existed
Yeah, and as infants grow into toddlers, breastmilk isn't enough and they are old enough to chew actual food. You can wean them off when they are four, but Jayce here is eight or nine. He's breastfeeding a kid old enough to eat a stack of ribs.
> Spilling it everywhere no matter what
> Chafes so much blood gets into it
> The kid loves it so much he drinks it and moves to the A-cup tits next
Oh yeah, that's a fetish.
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> Sounding like a brothel worker
What an odd thing to say for something associated with rearing infants.
> Catches his nipple in his back molar and bites
I inwardly cringed. My nipples are hurting jut from that phantom pain.
> He shouldn't nurse from his father
I love how he inwardly debates whether his father is actually a man but we do not allow transphobia here so we just go with 'breastfeeding man' whose nipples he chomps on.
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> He will just have to start burping him like a babe, won't he
You are not Lysa Arryn. He can burp on his own. Give me a flagon of ale, ffs.
> Every attempt is faced with a worsening tantrum
These kinds of kids grow up to be serial murderers, btw.
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> Not happy when his 'father' brings it up at breakfast
This kid is old enough to trap rabbits and pick vegetables. Why is he acting like a toddler all of a sudden? He's got the Edmund Kemper phenotype, that's for sure.
> An angel comes in the form of a fawn
These authors usually refer to V here as a fawn, so this is deliberate.
> Who is Viktor to deny a baby its food
Yes, he breastfeeds a deer with his breastmilk. What the author doesn't know is that it is more likely to kill the fawn as the breastmilk of a doe is nutritionally suited to her offspring vs a human's.

Man, who can't wait for Chapter 2 of Edmund Kemper: Hispanic Edition to grow up?

This one doesn't even need an introduction: it's a version of 'When Harry Met Sally', but 'When Harry Met Saul' but both of them are actually women so it would actually be 'When Harriet Met Sally'. Takes place in 1977 and has our protagonist proudly announce that they hate straight people and is a breath away from calling the black female love interest a dirty nigger. Author also forgets it's set in the 70s-80s an later has them use emails as if the Internet wasn't exclusively used by the military at that time.
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Right off the bat we have a character that is widely popular in the fandom act like a total unlikeable cunt all because his soon-to-be love interest is locking lips with a Bantu Babe. He doesn't like the fact that they are loud and entitled, which is definitely going to age well in three years when something called HIV/AIDS comes knocking around and you don't want the bath houses closed. For now, you'll have to deal with Trans Panic At the Disco.
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> Looked like a man who had seen him and decided not to care
Spoiler alert: he's pretending to be a man, too. Not sure if Mel knows but she's going to be 'devastated' that the dick she's lusting after really belongs to a clam instead.
> Their underpaid chauffeur
Pity the poor white trans man. 10 years ago the black woman would have been sitting at the back of the bus. I bet he wishes that version of Rosa Parks never existed.
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> He was not calling what he witnessed a display of genuine love
And this isn't his genuine character. This snarky, smarmy, wannabe know-it-all acts like a Redditor trapped in the disco era, where big hair and psychoactive drugs were all the rage until Pablo Escobar - I wonder who his Runeterran equivalent is - backed by the CIA introduced cocaine and crack cocaine to the inner cities. I already despise him and would actually love for him to be hate crimed.
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> ABBA at two A.M.
That's not too bad. You could be listening to The Beatles still.
> They didn't like each other that much
No shit.
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> I think you have a problem with being left alone with your own thoughts
Ask him what would happen if he didn't have breakfast that morning.
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> That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard
I wonder if this nerd who talks about how much he hates straight people has read Gore Vidal. Because he really sounds like he's about to get into a spat with William F. Buckley, who was also closeted.
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> They're about you being into other men
> When someone had outed him as transgender without permission, spreading the ugly lie that he'd been pregnant
There wasn't much tolerance of transsexuals back then, and if they would have outed hi, none of them would have entertained the idea that he was 'gay'. Besides, if Runeterra doesn't have a concept of transphobia or homophobia, this entire plot line falls apart. You cannot have it both ways.
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> I'm a poor, disabled Zaunite fag
You also live in an era where white fags like you still called black people niggers to their faces. Calm down.
> It's sentimental nonsense dressed up in war metaphors and trench coats
It is directly set IN WW2. It doesn't need a war metaphor WHEN IT IS ABOUT PEOPLE LIVING THROUGH THE WAR.
> A man-child throwing a tantrum
Projection.
> Shurima
> Casablanca
Pick one. You can't use real-world cities and then use Runeterran ones. Then I'm going to start asking who were the Jews that were gassed in this universe. 6 millions Ionians, Jack!
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> A bar owner who should go to therapy
You know this person would lose their shit if they read 'The Transsexual Empire'.
> You're one of these people who thinks romance is frivolous
He hates romance but turns into a total kitten once he gets his kitty brushed. Nyaahhh~
> Hoskel Administration
OK so who was the one who got JFK'd?
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> I wear it like a jacket. It doesn't need to be washed often
You know this isn't a gay man because gay men even back then kept their clothes pressed and pampered. Those dry cleaners were used as much as douches. Wearing a ratty-ass piece of shit would have turned off a hippie faggot even back then.
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> He's got the whole stoic, patient mentor thing going on
So Doodle Dmitri acts like Ludwig the Holy Blade, gotcha.
> That's why you hate Casablanca. You've never had a proper romantic experience
I bet his favourite movie is Cannibal Holocaust like all of the other edgelords. They talk a lot about romance films, but not Jaws or Star Wars, which were THE movies of that decade.
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> He'd rambled about his girlfriend and waxed poetic about romance films
> Proceeds to moan like a whore in an establishment that would probably start throwing chairs if they found out he was a transsexual
Hate crimes back then were allowed to be enacted. Don't push your luck.
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> He'd imagined how those lips might move in different circumstances
He's supposed to be in a relationship with Mel, but he's already thinking of dumping her for some white pussy, because we don't want niggers in slash.
> You're embarrassed because another man made you feel something below the equator
Tough talk from someone who doesn't want to be outed. Here he is threatening to out another woman for pretending to be a man for being homosexual.
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> You're trying to make a move on me when you know I'm with Mel
We don't care about that nigger bitch because she's getting in the way of this ship. We can make the white (wo)man hate her and not suffer any consequences because he's a white disabled fag and he's higher on the oppression totem pole.
> Hit me up a few years down the line when you've made peace with the fact that wanting to kiss another man doesn't vanish just because you say you're straight
He doesn't like being outed and fears getting the shit beat out of him, yet here he is doing it to another person. Rules for thee but not for me.
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> An apology would be nice
Why would you think Le Edgy Mean Girl would ever give one? He should try being more positive - HIV positive, as we go right into the AIDS years.
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> He and Mel are engaged, because we need her to get cucked and out of the way for these two lesbians to get together
> Viktor is with the snippy Aryan twink because he's a safe 'third option' for exploring one's sexuality
Fun.
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> You don't like the way people look at you
> He was born with his body the way it was
The only time he has pity for another person is when they are crippled, but he still goes out of his way to be a snarky, uncaring asshole. Where's Gaetan Dugas when you need him?
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A genuine Canada Dry with ice? Good luck getting that now. It's a $15 water bottle and a tiny bag of crackers. You're welcome.
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> You terrorize unsuspecting service workers
Someone is channeling their inner Lily Contino.
> I am amazed Mel tolerates this
She conveniently breaks up with him because we need these two snarky lesbians getting together, because the golden rule remains undefeated: NO NIGGERS IN SLASH.

They depart the plane and Viktor sees Jayce move to Mel's black sedan, and he gets a 'heavy' feeling in his chest because don't you feel bad for the white disabled faggot who has been snarking the whole time and wishes he was picked? No? You're a transphobic bigot, you.

Later, at a café, Sky tells him that he'll be one of those happy couples frolicking around with Salo very soon. She says this while holding a wedding planner, which begs the question: is gay marriage legalized in this time period, or not? If not, is Viktor going to be treated as female when he gets married? That would be quite the twist if proven true. However, later on, he and Salo have broken up, so there will be no wedding plans in the future. Sky orders some celebratory champagne early in the morning - and at a café no less - to celebrate, because Salo was an asshole. Turns out, Salo broke up with him because he didn't like that much lauded boy pussy. Lest, the trans cat-woman, offers to hook him up with a trans-friendly friend-of-a-friend who won't mind boy pussy at all. Ekko and Powder are getting engaged and they are all happy about that, and there's a remark made by Lest about how no one sees how 'alive' Viktor is. You couldn't have fooled me; he's been a snarky asshole the entire time. He's intolerable.
At a football game, Jayce tells Vi that Mel divorced him. She told him she was never sure she 'loved him in that way', meaning she didn't want to be a 'beard' for a lesbian, even when she is a lesbian herself (that's the big twist). She didn't want to do it on his birthday, but didn't do it for the years they were engaged, so...a waste of time all around. Apparently, gay relationships are somehow tolerated - but trans ones are not - in 1982, because Vi kisses Caitlyn in front of the kiss cam and everyone goes wild instead of booing.

Jayce encounters Vik again and he tells him that he and Mel broke it off, meaning he is a free man now, and they can pursue whatever they want because the narrative demands it. Viktor tells Jayce he broke up with Salo as well, and that he couldn't tolerate the 'microaggressions', because despite this taking place in the 80s, they all talk like Zoomers.
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> Adopts a dog
> They share the same anxiety meds
Sorry, did we just leap forward a few decades? Because this doesn't read like it's the 1980s at all.
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> Sister totals it
Yeah, that sounds like something Vi would do.
> Every memory worth anything has her in it. It's like she swallowed the whole timeline
I can feel the author's seethe towards this character through every line. You hate her that damn much, don't you?
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> Things were always strange
> The 'gay boyfriend' was really scoring easy pussy
> The pooner is shocked
Lol. Lmao.
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> Pussy is pussy
You have to love how, even in fiction, these little gremlins keep getting rejected by men and they cannot comprehend what they are doing wrong to earn such ire from the sex they want to be so bad. You were easy pussy and every man knows it.
> drew the line when he started using the wrong pronouns
But the 'easy pussy' line didn't get you? Wow. The strong, stalwart, snarky trans man brought down by misgendering. I have never seen that before.
> Admits to accidentally sending an email
This is 1987. Are we in an alternate universe where emails exist? Because they didn't start to be introduced until the 2000s. People were still using payphones back then. Did they author just forget her own damn setting?
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> Four hours
Guess that magical 1980s smartphone wasn't there to inform you you've been there for four hours.
> I'm sorry for making you feel insecure about your relationship back then
Sure you were. You had no problem outing another 'gay' person because you wanted to stick it to them because you didn't like seeing someone else kissing a nigger. Poor you.
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I'm not over how the author forgot this is set in 1987 and how transphobia isn't accepted but regular gay relationships are, as if there wasn't an HIV/AIDS crisis in full swing by then. It's like the author just slapped the dates on, called it an AU, and wanted everyone to forget about that and focus on the relationship instead. This friendship zoomed by faster than Fauci's credibility; the only time the FTM is nice is when his ex boyfriend called him easy pussy and laughed about it to his face. These two never even KNEW each other before then. What we got in the interim is misgendering, microaggressions, and a black woman not wanting to be a lesbian while coming out as a lesbian. My mind is already broken reading this.

It's Kinktober, and this author decided to smash some stereotypes by making her fave a pedophilic priest - I know, I know, please clap. Sinead O'Connor tried to warn you. Hallowed by Thy Name, and gimme that millstone; child vampires are out here giving BJs. The author has chosen to moderate comments, because that 'Don't Like Don't Read' warning doesn't work for people who write this shit.
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> A boy no older than twelve
Yeah, that fits. A necrophile AND a guy who lusts after choir boys? We're ticking off all the boxes here.
> Continues ahead to his chambers
The following passages are why men are usually kept away from fresh corpses.
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> Milky-white skin, pale column of a neck, unblemished
Where would we be without our pale white vampire? He must've been turned in 1488.
> A cunt instead of a penis
> Is he a girl?
What sex has cunts, Mr. Pedophile Priest?
> Maybe he prefers to look like a boy? To be a boy? He must be a boy in girl's clothing
Anything to avoid misgendering a corpse. Amazing. You can rape a corpse but don't you dare misgender it.
> The boy looks like a cherub out of a fresco
That's their type.
> A boy, a girl
> Both a boy and a girl
Funny how there are only two options, and never more, despite them insisting sex isn't binary.
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> Smooth and soft like they've been soaked endlessly in rosewater and milk
We can't have a 12-year-old vampire have calloused feet or frostbitten feet, can we?
> Petite waist
He's uwu so smol.
> Massages oil into his folds
> No pubic hair, not even a wisp
That's the preference.
> Are children capable of producing this much?
If you're asking, it's time to say hello to the cold depths of the 9th Circle of Hell.
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Cool. Now reference the parts on Sodom and Gomorrah.
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> He can't add murder to this list
But raping a child's corpse is OK, gotcha.
> The boy's mouth is around his cock
Every priest's dream.
> All seven inches in his mouth
Oh? He's a normal size for once? Imagine that. Usually he's 10 or over.
> Is this boy a messenger sent by God to test his loyalty?
God would be sending a Seraphite to smite you. You aren't getting the cherubs, you're getting the Eldritch abominations that send demons running.
> The boy doesn't appear to have a gag reflex
Of course not. He's 12 but is really 1200 years old.
> Before he bites into that cock
Can't pop that dick vein, now.
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> A child vampire
> later says he wants to figure out how old he is in vampire years
This is an Anne Rice Claudia moment: where Claudia, who was turned at five, still develops mentally and resents the fact she will forever live in a child's body. I don't expect to find that here; this author just wants to write pedophilia.
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> This is nothing but a biological reaction
> Vampire saliva is an aphrodisiac
He was jerking it to a corpse. The saliva has nothing to do with it. The author made her intent fully clear and this character is a pedophile.
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> How old he is in vampire years
"Yeah he's 12 but he's really 1200. He came on to me first!"
> Been a month since he arrived at the monastery
> Views himself as a protector
> The monastery serves as a home and shelter to orphans
> Gets excited that he'll be fostering a kid
Holy hell this is the worst kind of scenario. This guy is as chipper as an Irishman finding moonshine.
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> The thought of strangers taking in his beloved, a frigtened, child vampire who can never step foot in daylight? It makes him sick
You're just angry that you can't jack off to his corpse and another family might actually treat him with respect.
> I believe he has grown rather attached to me
> Proceeds to give him a girl's dress and make sexual innuendos at Mass
Yeah, that fits.
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> Little boys can wear dresses too
I am glad we are deconstructing gender by also admitting there are only two sexes. What needs to be cleared up is that boys do not have vaginas. Remember the Kindergarten Cop rule.
> Cream-coloured dress washes out his skin and he looks like the angel of death
Nothing like witnessing a beautiful corpse. I assume the Word of God doesn't work because he is in a Church and he isn't immolating.
> Or something bigger. Girthier
This man can't even go five minutes without thinking of shoving his meat into a minor's mouth.
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I don't even think the Snake wants anything to do with you, my man, and it condemned Eden.
> As brothers and sisters of Christ, we are all equals
> Doesn't know that the vagina means the vampire is a female child
> There are no women in this monastery
Equality my ass. A nun would see that nonce shit immediately.
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> Like some sort of prisoner
...YOU ARE ONE. Did we forget this guy was jerking it to your corpse and was about to stick his dick in it as soon as he was able? There's a reason they tied up female corpses' legs. Necrophilia happens WAY too often.
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That's literally true. I suppose we are going to get the answer regarding his 'vampire age' soon enough, because he's acting very saucy for a 12-year-old. I guarantee it will be something similar to Claudia's tale where she was a child in body, but an adult in mind, but even Anne Rice refrained from writing about a 12-year-old giving a blowjob to a pedophile priest. It really is going to be a 'I'm actually 1200 years old, it's not pedophilia if you fuck me' kind of this, isn't it?

"It's not an aspirational love story but it's a love story." Girl ew. It's about lust and obsession. There's no love in there.
She has another interview from last year where she says the following:
It’s easy for some to dismiss fan fiction as derivative, smutty, juvenile. It’s hard to put it in one “box” or definition, Sen says. It can range from children writing a story for the first time, using characters they already know to approach the process. It can also involve a writer exploring a part of the original story that felt glossed over or wrapped up in a shiny “happy ever after.”
“I think especially because societally, mental health has been for so long something that people don’t talk about, (that) having something just wrap up so neatly, where there is no need to recover, makes people feel like, ‘I’m doing something wrong if these characters did this, and they’re fine,’” Sen says. “And so, then (writers) want to be like, ‘No, I think that they wouldn’t be fine. I want to see them get there.’”
She later tries to make it into a feminist bent, despite the torture and assaults against her, by saying that Hermione is a power behind-the-scenes:
This story is personal, she clarifies, in the way that Sen identifies with Hermione’s form of heroism — quiet, subtle and self-sacrificing. It represents how Sen feels many women have been represented throughout history, she explains.
The “trope of the trio” — specifically two boys and a girl, which in “Harry Potter,” is exemplified by Harry, Ron and Hermione — was one of Sen’s ways in.
“So many of the stories that I read then had that combination. And the girl, she was usually the strong female character — she was really spunky and smart and competent,” Sen says. “But at the end of the day, the hero was always one of the boys ... and then she did all these things along the way to enable that final heroism.”
Sen says she had also been picking up historical works and found that this pattern wasn’t just in fiction. She describes reading “The Unwomanly Face of War,” an oral history of Soviet women who fought in World War II but their experiences are left out of the records.
“When I was writing ‘Manacled,’ I was trying to reconcile the ways that women are turned invisible, because they don’t perform the right kinds of heroism,” Sen adds.
The ending is what really cinches it, and as you've read it, it basically calls out Sen's own words. She wanted to make a female character that wasn't invisible, before doing just that with the ending:
Draco and Hermione do seem to find a happy ending. But Chapter 77, the final installment, flashes forward to someone reading a book about the war’s history. Draco has his own chapter. Hermione, however, has one mention in the tome’s index, leading to the caption of a photograph of her, Ron and Harry.
It reads: “She survived the war but died during imprisonment while a surrogate in the Repopulation Program. She was a non-active member of the Order of the Phoenix and did not fight.”
Those final words have haunted so many “Manacled” readers. Sen says she came up with them about three months into writing. But she didn’t actually write it down and didn’t tell anyone about it.
There are tragic endings, and then there are endings where you basically write away the character's strengths entirely for your torture porn. I only remember reading Harry Potter in middle school and Hermione was way stronger than this. Amnesia or not, she would be pretty fucking miffed if Draco took advantage of her the way he did.
I've seen a lot of outrage over this fic and the original book version allegedly increasing "support of Harry Potter" but I highly doubt JKR herself thinks highly of the story because of its contents.
I doubt she'd appreciate Hermione be discarded in her own plot and erased from her own history while the fanfic author waxes poetic about feminism. Calling yourself a they/them while also having two children of your own, and having a Chinese-sounding name while being half-Japanese is rubbing it in a little, eh?

Anyways, the Z library has Alchemised uploaded on its website. Happy reading!
 
@Chandelier A bunch of buzzword salad to try to make her torture porn/angst farming sound like something deeper than it really is. Yes Hermoine is very proactive during the war between Voldemort and the Order (which takes up over a third of the fic in a humongous mid-story flashback), but she ends up being immensely co-dependent on and submissive to Draco. Literally in hiding for the rest of her life because she doesn't want Draco to face the wall for his war crimes. I might have said this in my summary/review, but the author did not have a great idea of characterization for either Draco or Hermoine. She just had them do whatever was the most dramatic in the moment. Although Secrets and Masks was much worse in this regard.

Thanks for the download link. I'll check it out once I'm done with The Auction and let you know if it is interesting/different enough to warrant reading the whole thing.

I do still plan to do a dive into the Detroit Become Human fics at some point but the phenomenon of Dramoine fics getting trad published has me fascinated atm.
 
I found one of the "shotacon" people in the wild @Chandelier was talking about, unfortunately slandering a character I like.
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The person who uploaded these also has an entire collection of explicit fanfiction about Godzilla Kaiju. Genuinely flabbergasted, how do you even turn out like this?
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Admittedly the tags like "THICC SLUT", "twerking", and "Massive Balls - Freeform" made me laugh a little bit; it's so outlandishly on-the-nose. There's something strangely immature about it that makes it funny, I think.
 
The third chapter of that adopt-a-human Omegaverse AU has been updated.
Jayce learns his human pet isn't an idiot and actually has a knack for scientific equipment. He now has to struggle with the concept of working WITH him as a person - as if he didn't buy him as if he was a Littlest Pet Shop toy - while also saying he isn't a toy. He inwardly remarks on his scars and how it shows how much he's been through, and says that he can get special creams for the ones that have not yet healed over. Viktor blushes because his needs have never been met (and why would they?) and Jayce goes on and on about how his mama treated his wounds with special creams. He promises to get him some before they head off to the lab at the Academy.

True to form, it's a messy shithole: experiments lying everywhere, abandoned projects, the works. The only thing that isn't there is mouldy food, because Jayce isn't THAT messy. We get some backstory on the Council attack and how Silco got the bee's knees of deals, the best deals, because Jinx ended up slipping away to Bilgewater. The Accords were upheld and Zaun gained their independence. All hunky dory, right? Not if you're an omega. If you're an omega, it doesn't matter who's in charge, you get fucked anyways. If you're an alpha, then you can repurpose Shimmer and Chemtech as a force for good and get all the glory.
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> gets improved sleep quality and health from his pet slave
> doesn't realize why this is a bad thing
Oh, look at that: he needs an ACTUAL assistant, one who is on HIS level, because omegas are housemates and pets, not scientists or intelligent people.
> His inner alpha striving to impress its mate
Why don't you work to secure them basic civil rights, you chauvinistic fuck?
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> His presence was helping - that had been part of the reason he had acquired him in the first place
That's good to hear: YOU are doing better because your human slave is improving worker productivity. Maybe Robert E. Lee should have used this in his letters, eh?
> Despite omegas' natural caring tendencies and friendly disposition
AKA the 'let me be misogynist without being openly misogynist' shit. Progshit in the streets, tradcon in the sheets.
> They'd come to associate human contact, especially with alphas, as a surefire way to end up in pain
I told you: this is sexual apartheid, but make it ~progressve.~ Omegaverse can really get away with the nastiest shit without the authors being called out for sounding like Matt Walsh.
> Innate omega
Change that to 'innate woman' and see how it sounds.

Jayce 'hasn't been keeping tabs' on him, and he gave him supplies for him to make a nest - because it's the Innate Omega coming through - but he hasn't. He feels more at home in the lab and makes a 'nest' there with cushions and a blanket. To rub in the not-misogynistic streak even further, he orders romance books, craft kits, housekeeping manuals, and even women's magazines to keep him interested, because omegas are too dainty to be interested in science. When Viktor is looking at his runic diagrams, Jayce purrs so loud as to make a V8 engine blush and our lil omega jumps at the sound. Jayce tells him not to worry, he can look at it all he likes! He's a progressive, see, he doesn't really believe in those backwards laws!

To rub salt into the wound (again) it's Silco that suddenly became an industrial and chemical engineer because he's sharing letters with Jayce on Chemtech and energy output. Heimerdinger later appears and there's a note made that yordles are fascinated with 'secondary genders' and want Piltover to be 'progressive above all else' - despite the fact you can buy omegas in shops like they're pieces of jewelry - and he even pulls the 'they're treated worse elsewhere in the world so you should be thankful' excuse, as if we didn't just read two chapters of absolute misery coming from the omega. The character is mute from his abuse, for fuck's sake. When Heimerdinger finally leaves, Viktor is curled up in the closet like a swaddled baby, and the reader is supposed to act as if that's normal and just a traumatic response. Turns out he has the schematics Jayce has been looking for and there's a lot of blabbering about his disorganized mind and how it was weird how he got it yadda yadda...this shit is beta-read.

Jayce has a tantrum over not being able to solve a specific Chemtech problem and whines that Silco has doodled all over his pages as if he wasn't known for doing the exact same shit in his journals. He remarks that Viktor had 'barely shown any interest in his work' when he clearly did a few paragraphs ago. I guess that timid omega mind cannot comprehend chemical engineering.

Caitlyn arrives and our poor omega bolts because he associates alphas with random abuse, and she is shocked and confused at his behaviour. I've posted the following screenshots so you can see how bad the dialogue still is, beta-reader and all:
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One would think a teenager wrote this, not an adult who had a disabled man eat dog food off the floor whilst being stuck in a cage. That one had better dialogue than this, if you can believe it.

Jayce later figures out that the equation/problem he was having was solved when he read the books in order. All this drama for him not reading more than a single sentence. What a retard. Turns out the author has a GCSE n silversmithing and jewelry making. This was the passage in question:
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I assume he's been at this for over 12 hours, which would mean all the metalworking has time to cool. The smaller parts could take minutes to cool, but you still need to file them down and shape them. It's just so badly written one gets the impression they were only at this for an hour or so.
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And he never filed them, polished them, or cleaned them off once.

Later, they go in for their physio appointment with Vi, and Viktor smells like curdled milk and burnt sugar when he's nervous, thanks to his overactive scent gland. Hope you like stinking like a corpse. Vi tells Jayce that his exercise massages have worked for Viktor's leg, but that the braces are shit and new ones have to be made. Jayce, ever the progressive, has to be told by another alpha - and a woman at that - to fix the issue for his house pet, because it simply never occurred to him to do it out of the goodness of his heart. He rectifies that by finally going to the forge and making one, but not before subconsciously flexing his muscles and trying not to get a boner at showing his omega that he's just a hunky alpha in his prime (bum leg notwithstanding).

Our genius makes the braces within a matter of hours (time really flies in this fic; you'd never know it actually took hours) and he puts hot metal on the omega's leg. Yes, the metal is cooled quickly, but you still need at least 20 minutes. The author just has him slap it on him right over he picks it up with the tongs! And he does it with the back brace too, but the real struggle is him not getting an erection because Viktor is topless and none of them are wearing protective equipment in an area with flying sparks. Smart.
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> Shocked that Viktor had simply refused
> Frustration is the most prominent feeling
> His inner alpha raging for him to obtain submission from his omega at any cost
Hey, he's a ~progressive~ he totally respects human rights. Forget the fact that he becomes subsumed with rage when his 'lesser' decides to not go places he commands him to go.
> Spent years working through his emotions
> Raw destructive energy
So he's an animal and that's OK because he's an alpha male. Never beating the allegations.
> The shop itself. The shop then
The fuck does this mean?
> Middle-of-the-range establishment
> Expensive
Middle-of-the-range suggests affordable. Expensive suggests something else.
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> The shop is a safe environment
> The alpha male still nearly flies into a rage to show others who his property is
Man I love this characterization.

After complaining that Viktor doesn't like the clothes he splurged on, he finds him building a nest in his closet. He has to enter the burrow as if he's approaching a mole and still has to hand feed him like he's a baby. The learned helplessness is grating.
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> Stealing omegas was meant to be a thing of the past
> The better option is to microchip them like dogs and sell them like dogs
Man, I love this internal logic.
> Every registered omega's guardian had been offered a financial incentive to get the procedure done
This reminds me of when Communist Romania offered Gypsy women financial incentives to get sterilized, because they were shitting out 10 kids each. How in the fuck is this shit progressive? At least Romania then had a good reason for it. This is cyperpunk dystopian shit.
> Exposing him to the worst ugliness society could inflict
And yet nothing is done to improve it. Microchips are not civil rights.
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Yeah I'm sure he enjoys it with you when he has no legal options or choice otherwise. He's microchipped, has to wear a collar, and is legally not allowed any ounce of humanity. It's Sharia Law without the burqa. It just floors me how the author thinks this is a society worth living in and that it is in any way progressive. This is Handmaid's Tale shit, but make it omegaverse and ~progressive.~ It's not bioessentialism or sexism when we do it, sweaty.

I don't think I've ever read a feeder fic in my life. Consider this a first. Get your calories in and the toilet paper ready - the greasy shits are coming from this Ethan Ralph diet.
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> Thinks he knows everything about his partner's sexuality
He's going to find out there's a different sort of cardiac activity that his boyfriend likes.
> Gets frisky in the back of a drive-in theatre
> The focus is more on greasy fast food
> More groaning and moaning is focused on the food than on any sex
Be prepared: this is going to be a recurring theme.
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> He leans back with a sigh, full. Maybe a little stuffed
> The cookie is big, easily the size of his hand
Oh, so a wee snack for this fatty.
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> All he can think about is how much he hate
> His jeans are cutting into his belly
Obesity does run very high in pooners - 42% or higher - so this is a real reflection into their eating habits. They will drain a KFC and Popeyes dry before the hood even knows what happened.
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> Disgust swells and curls around his chest
I can think of something else that is currently swelling in your chest.
> Is he breathing heavier than usual
Out of breath just from sighing? Oh you are in trouble, buddy.
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> It was definitely the food
It is, but not in the way you think. This man has a feeder fetish. He wants to see you plump like a Brother, May I Have Some Oats? pig.
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> I ate a lot today
Indeed. Anyone want to take a calorie measurement? That toilet is going to be the one groaning by the end.
> He starts humping his leg like a dog
And yet, the real moaning came from that double cheeseburger.
> Ngh let me
Are we having a heart attack already?
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> Lapping at his nipples, kissing the faint scars around them. He knows he can't feel much there
Naturally. Nerve damage is a guarantee.
> He knows he's bloated, belly curving outward slightly
Keep getting fatter and you will pass as a true gender blob.
> Whenever they have sex, he's always calm and collected
You'd have to be if you were smelling Burger King on that breath every night.
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> Somehow him being so full is making this even more erotic
Soon you'll need a fuck stick for that belly. Jump on that bed and break his back even more!
> He's practically glutted with pleasure
Literally.
> He can't catch his breath
This seems to be a common occurrence.
> What's wrong? M'gonna cum, don't you want me to cum?
No, he's thinking about dipping his large fries in his Frostie.
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> He feels himself throb in his boxers
I can think of something else throbbing.
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Indeed - he can shove aside the onion breath and gurgling because he really likes seeing someone stuffed full like a pig. Feeders really love the big women.

Later, at the gym (lol), Vi tells Jayce they won't be doing cardio because he can't make his way onto the stairmaster. They talk about their movie night and how the pair left so early, and Jayce basically says something's wrong but he doesn't know what it is. He and Vi go for a walk and nothing comes out of that scene. Jayce returns home to masturbate, and ponders about the time the Zaundads (Silco and Vander) once asked them to do a foursome. He tries to google a list of kinks, gives up, finds Viktor's tablet that's been decorated with cupcake stickers and graffiti thanks to Powder, and has a nap. When he wakes up Viktor has come home, having been left off early from class. They talk about what to have for dinner as Monday is takeout night, and Jayce feels insecure over food. When he orders their food, he adds on some lasagna to his order - V picked the alfredo with pork - and we get the impression he's ordered a bit too much.
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> He groans when he tries the lasagna
More emphasis is placed on him groaning while eating vs the sex. That is a first.
> It's a lot of food, and by the time he's finished, he feels kind of stuffed and nervous
He's getting the true American experience: being on track to diabetes and morbid obesity.

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> The pressure makes him feel oddly aware of his body, like he's floating at the same time
> His mind feels syrupy and docile
That bed frame begs to disagree.
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> S'emabrrassing
So is this dialogue.
> Being so full enhances everything
Congrats. You have a food addiction. Some people get high huffing gas; you get high from the endorphins being raised from eating. Sooner or later you're going to turn from pudgy and soft to 600 lbs of lard.
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> Nggh yeah baby
I can't tell if you are having a heart attack or not.
> Starts to kiss and suck on his cock
I am amazed you aren't crushed by his stomach.
> An abundance of slick runs down his face, which is flushed an alluring crimson
You aren't eating that, too? He looks like a cheesecake.
> He glances down and Viktor's pubic hair glistens under their dim lights, soft curls tangled down by slick
There's the Tarzan pubes we know and love.
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> Feels so good to be full
> Been so sick of you cutting, and then maintaining
So you went from one eating disorder extreme to the other?
> I think I wouldn't mind letting myself go a little
Until the toilet seat cracks and you are unable to wipe or wash your ass. Then it isn't a fetish anymore - you're just in it for the insurance money. It isn't 'bulking up' when your organs become coated in fat.
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> I like the idea of it getting softer. Of you, getting softer
Wait until he starts growing mould between those folds of his. You won't know if it's BV or the Cordyceps Brain Infection.
> If I collar my puppy and feed him treats then he will be very aroused
We call it animal abuse when pets get obese. We'll see who's laughing when they have to bring in weight machines from the zoo to take his weight.
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93 prompts and this author picked feederism. Not the worst I've read - I'll take anything over shotacon - but all I can think of is Ethan Ralph getting gender swapped and getting fingered. 'PUT IT RIGHT IN THERE YOU BITCH, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE RALPHAFEMALE.'

The wedding dress ABO has had two extra updates. In the last instalments, they finally did the deed with the alpha male packing heat that would make the US military blush. After this 12-hour sessions of 12'' dicking, our loving couple now must navigate the world they must rule without changing a single damn thing about it. Would you change anything after getting slammed with that kind of salami? I don't think so.
The purification flowers - because fuck Sky, she doesn't matter here - are doing their job cleaning the air in Zaun. Reconstruction is going well and has been completed near the border, meaning people can move back in. Viktor now wears a collar, meaning he is now Jayce's property and everything can't stop talking about them being properly mated. A gala is to be held celebrating the end of the war - even though Zaun was the one largely destroyed - and our little omega cannot WAIT to dress up like it's a Barbie party. He loves his blue tradwife dress and can't wait to wear it again. He dresses like a Victorian lady does, brooch and cinched waist and all (and makes you wonder why the character wasn't just genderswapped) and our alpha male with the 12'' man meat cannot resist. He is slobbering at the sight.

When they arrive at the gala, Jayce gets swarmed by politicians and groupies and Viktor reconnects with his family. He tells Silco he approves of Jayce and that he never forced himself on him and isn't like One of Those Alphas. Viktor then breaks down crying as he thinks he's a traitor to Zaun, and Silco tells him he is not. It's not his fault he was born a woman-lite and his only role is to pop out babies. We can resurrect our two cities but you cannot get rights as a Palestinianomega. There is only the Samson Option here.

Viktor meets Ximena and they get along well, and then of course we have some drama: Councilor Salo strides up and says it's great that Jayce has 'collared his bitch'. Viktor snipes back that he is just jealous because he chose an 'omega cripple.'
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> It will be genuine
Pretty sure that that smut scene with all 12 inches of Alpha male horsepower was pretty genuine. He even popped his knot.
> I highly doubt you're fertile
He'll have his four kids and a cottage because pregnancy is the only thing his broken body can do. Pregnancy or a whore, mother or nursemaid...it's not misogyny when we do it, sweetie.
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Literal clichés of all clichés. Next you'll tell me there's a burn book and a mass brawl involving hair pulling and a school bus.
They fuck again in this one.
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Nothing like this kind of bitchy Hallmark drama one would see in a 90s movie. Oh no, the poor Omega NLOG is being treated poorly by the queen bee! Thank God the Jock sees him for what he is and can appreciate true beauty!
> We're supposed to be people of progress
> Refuse to give omegas any civil rights because it's Just Your Biology to utterly dominate and control them
Hmm, I wonder what kind of real-world reference the author is using.
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Here we go with the NLOG bullshit: he's just a poor cripple that no one loves, a wee wallflower, when the Alpha Male Gigachad with the 4 Sixes comes in and blows his brains out with his tricks below the belt. Where have I seen that before?
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Ah, the 'would you choose me if things were different?' cliché. This has almost 75 bookmarks, btw. Then we will have our Christmas miracle or whatever where he finds out he's pregnant and there are much celebration and blah blah blah...get some new material.
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> These have been the best months of my life
Holy shit, this IS a Hallmark movie. I was just joking!
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Aww, the NLOG finally got picked. He's gonna live that tradwife life, now.
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Gotta keep that tradwife dress on. Otherwise, you might not think this is a man.
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> You have no idea how hard it was to keep my hands off you all evening
Sounds like something Jon Snow would say. No, really: he has a very similar line.
> You should show off your legs more often. They're gorgeous
If they're skinnier and bonier than something Victoria's Secret would accept, they probably aren't that sexy. If the hips look like they could shatter while carrying a pregnancy, you might as well go for the tavern wench.
> Slim body
He's just uwu so smol.
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> Just bend you over in front of everyone, show them just how much I adore you
Would other alphas contest and would we have a literal dick-swinging sword fight?
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> His pussy was easily letting him in
After the workout last night, I'm sure you could fit an F-35 in there.
> M-mmmhn
These are real lines and people think they are amazing.
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> J-J-J-Jayce
Wow, is this a rap tournament with Eminem?
> His pussy clenching with each roll of the alpha's hips
I just think of a hydraulic press going up and down inside a decompression chamber. You know that pussy is good when your organs and jizz gets sucked out.
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And then we have more declarations of love for our omega living our his Hallmark dream. I really do have to (keep) wonder(ing) why bother with the 'trans' identity when, for all intents and purposes, this is a woman. It's a woman in a hetslop Hallmark movie with the NLOG characterization and Mean Girl plot, but make it ~omegaverse~ and slap on the M/M tag and people will eat it up. Next you'll be telling me there'll be a miscarriage scare on top of a contentious pregnancy and some nasty doctors who want to sabotage our alpha male here.

I wasn't aware clapping was a white people exclusive thing. Yeah we've got screaming kids on planes, threesomes in strip clubs and making jokes about arrests outside of Mexican restaurants, but did you know clapping is a white thing? Let us honour their wish: give them a Jeb! clap, won't you? The lines for this fic are:
- Do you have a nice little pussy hiding from me, baby?
- Horny haze
- He isn’t even aware of his moans and how beautifully fucked out he is.
- "You see this gorgeous boy on your cock? He loves it, he loves your cock in his mouth."
- In between them is the prettiest little pussy he's ever seen.
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> Jayce isn't white but he feels a strong urge to clap once the plane lands
What does this mean? I'm not joking. What the fuck is this supposed to mean? Are white people the only ones who clap and all other races just nod along and grumble? Someone inform me what I'm missing here.
> Are you re-thinking kids yet?
He asks, while they just endured a screaming kid on a plane for four hours straight.
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> What do you think is going to happen when you have kids,? You'll have to feed those brats 3-5 times times a day
Note he says YOU there; he doesn't include himself in that conversation because the child-rearing doesn't happen for him until the kids are toddlers. Everything else falls on the uterus owner. He has the nerve to pester said uterus owner on pregnancy when he just called his future spawn brats. Nice.
> Who has been arrested Jayce? You or my babies?
He says, before mentioning a Mexican restaurant. The connotations of that are not lost on me.
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I wasn't joking. Making an arrest joke in front of a Mexican establishment isn't something you'd expect a progshit to make, yet here we are.
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> I fucking hate my life
Thanks, I hate yours too
Want me to get you some barbiturates to make it better?
> I'm too smart and tall and too muscular and too sexy
Yeah this sounds like a teenage autist typing that shit. These people cannot write men to save their lives.
> It actually went to both of my heads
Uh huh, and both are only good for the coom, because you just admitted you won't have anything to do with childcare. A literal manchild on top of mixed race children with future health issues? Oof.
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> We are a non-profit company
Who refuses to sell their patent because they want to make money off that patent, which means they are for-profit. You're a start-up who relies on other people's money. Remember that.
> Since when do you have a fake ID
Why do you need one to enter a club? You're an adult, aren't you?

I decided to skip ahead a bit because I cannot stand this writing. They end up sneaking into a club and a bartender pours them 7 different shot glasses for a game: they have to down the shot glasses completely and the one who drinks the most wins. If there is any alcohol or if they have to stop, they have to pay the bartender. They end up finishing eight glasses - specifically, Viktor has 8, and Jayce has 9 - and the game was only allowed because the bartender was told it was Viktor's birthday (it was not his birthday). Jayce runs into a Tom of Finland character (which I will refer to him from now on) who propositions him. He is 39, pulls all the 'sexy baby's you can think of, and offers Jayce to come back to his place. Jayce politely refuses...until he's seen dancing with the guy who is literally tugging his pants out. Viktor openly says he was 'glad to be born a woman' - the first time a pooner fic has EVER admitted such a basic fact - or else he'd get a boner and cream his pants. They exchange texts and Jayce is going to take the guy back to a private backroom, inviting Viktor along.

We learn that Tom of Finland is really named William, but that they can both call him 'sir'. Viktor tells Tom of Finland that he and Jayce have been friends since the 10th grade, and Tom of Finland casually tells them that they're in it to have sex. There's a moment of shock, but not really, because we DID just discuss pregnancy with these characters earlier. Viktor casually says that 'he didn't even know Jayce was gay' before Jayce responds that he only likes to kiss hot people and almost fucked Mel. Viktor has a literal YOU WHAT?! Spongebob moment .
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Told you. Now we start with the smut.
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> Do you have a nice little pussy hiding from me, baby
This is a real line.
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> He's huge
Of course. Where would we be without our Hispanic Hog? The Mexican Man Meat? The Conquistadore Cock?
> He also wants to get pregnant
And nothing gets the balls pumping like a good old threesome!
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> There's a big difference between wanting to have kids and a pregnancy kink
There really isn't. Wanting to reproduce isn't a 'kink' - it's your biological impulse telling you to find an appropriate mate and shack up.
> Are you telling me, that the thought of Jayce fucking you with this monster of a cock, and cumming so, so deeply inside of you, that you can feel him twitching against your cervix, knowing that there’s no going back because his cum is going straight into your uterus. That doesn’t make you soaking wet?
Another real line. Tom of Finland sure knows how to lay it on thick and hot.
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> When you're getting sucked off you're thinking more about yourself than the person giving it to you anyways
Probably the most accurate, male-centric thing ever written. Men only care about getting their dick sucked, and it getting sucked good.
> Horny haze
Thanks, I'm using that.
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> I also never got to cum
> Men. Useless creatures
Says the man (?) who just said a blowjob is about the one getting his dick sucked and that the suckee doesn't matter.
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> Ah AH AHHHHH
Is he about to sneeze? These fucking lines, man. They're about to kill ME.
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> Let his cock push your lips over your teeth
Yeah, we can't have that Big Beautiful Bueno get bit, can we?
> Stop talking - gasp
Yes, this author was too fucking retarded to actually write, 'he gasps'. Fucking hell, talk about being too bogged down by the coom.
> Thick enough that his thumbs and middle fingers can't touch
Ah, so the Coke bottle thickness. 4'' thick. A real baton. Whack.
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> He isn't aware of his moans and how beautifully fucked out he is
I'll say. He said 'gasp' as a real sentence.
> Hums mmhmm
Just write 'mmhmm' or 'he hummed'.
> Oh my fucking god, you're so hot
When you're so consumed by the coom you forget to add quotation marks
> Jayce is huge
We know. You wrote that already.
> You see this gorgeous boy on your cock? He loves it, he loves your cock in his mouth
I can't take this seriously with sex dialogue that sounds like someone is about to sneeze, cough, choke, or all three. The only thing consuming here is consumption.
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> Thick, powerful streams pour into his mouth
> There's so much cum it starts pouring out of his mouth
I can see why this is so long: sentences that should be interconnected are separate. 'Thick, powerful streams pulse into his mouth, and there's so much it starts pouring out' reads much better - and it's an alliteration to boot!
> You're quite the little vixen
A vixen is a female fox.
Now it's Jayce turn. They get him out of his clothes and Tom of Finland prepares to go down on Viktor to show him how cunnilingus is done.
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> He was breastfeeding
If you think this is bad, wait until the smut gets into full swing. It is fucking bad.
> Uhhhh I think I'm getting close
This author didn't even bother to proofread her own work, and she legit thinks this sounds good. It does not.
> The blood is slightly restricted frm his brain
Yeah, give the lil dood a brain bleed on top of his first orgasm. Very smart!
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> Small enough his thumbs almost meet in the middle
-gasp- it's this fucking line. Every cliché in the book is here.
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> Your size difference is incredibly sexy
Yeah, looking at a lil 5'2 dood and a 6'2 man that's 280 lbs of muscle doesn't highlight extreme sexual dimorphism at all.
> His body is so lean and the definition of slight abs press against his skin
...what abs? He doesn't have any fat, let alone muscle, on his body.
> In between them is the prettiest little pussy he's ever seen
I collect these like a magpie collects shiny things, so people can see what exactly goes on down here.
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> You feel insecure but you don't know how much power you have
Says the guy who admitted his boyfriend never went down on him because Reasons.
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> Put his whole pussy in your mouth and suck
Yeah, suck it like a Sponge Daddy sucks up grease!
> UHHHH MMMM
What the fuck is this.
> Breaching his vagina
Oh? We're using the 'V' word? No way!
> He has big hands, doesn't he?
He can solo the 100 men vs 1 gorilla challenge.
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> Your fingers feel so fucking good in my pussy Jayce
I've heard sexier talk from Gordon Ramsay making beef wellington.
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> An almost purple erection
Stand back, Grimace: you've got competition.
> He's not as long or as thick as Jayce
Of course not. No one can beat the Hispanic Hog.
> You feel how full you are baby? You feel his cock deep in your pussy?
This fucking dialogue.
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> He uses his hands to spread him apart to watch his cock disappear
> The view is obscene, he really is a champ for taking his cock because it looks like he's splitting him in half
Ticking off all the -gasp- boxes. It's really -gasp- something that the -gasp- same shit -gasp- keeps happening. If it sounds like I'm hyperventilating, you can thank the author for that.
> MMMMMMMMMM
A valid reaction to being split in half by the Fajita Footlong.
> Are you ready to feel him cum inside you?
He's wearing a condom, so no.
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> Tiny mew
He really did feel him in his throat, eh?
> beded
When you are so horny you forget to proofread
> When I'm old and in a nursing home
You are not making it to that age, fren. I guarantee it. If antibiotic resistant syphilis or anal cancer doesn't get you, the pure fucking cringe from UMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM and -gasp- will send you to the morgue.

Some people really would see men become pedos over being in love with a black woman. I don't think I've ever seen people so adamant on making a character that did nothing wrong a villain, but they continue to surprise me. Well, you can always be a pedo joining Reddit so...maybe it's really that predictable after all.
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> It might've always been beneath his skin
> He wonders if his father was anything like this
> Some genetic predisposition
Fact check: true. These traits can be up to 48% heritable.
> Porn mags became a thing of the past years ago
What a shocker that he turns to Internet pornography for his fix, and his poor black wife has to bear the brunt of his extreme proclivities.
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> Joining Subreddits
Wow, this fic has everything: a pedophilic man going after barely-legal teen porn AND going on Reddit for advice? Maybe we should keep an eye out for a post from 'frustrated and horrified black wife' in AITA for calling out her husband's criminal 'kinks'.
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> Makes an account on Reddit to follow forums that justify and encourage his illegal behaviour
> Goes on Twitter and finds accounts that post barely legal pornography for him to masturbate to
> Says he's the 'better man' because he's making sure it's consensual
> Cannot get it up for a normal, adult human female anymore
We're really hitting all the corners here, full speed.
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> She knew what she wanted and let himself become herded
There it is: he doesn't like being emasculated, so he needs someone far younger to 'be a man' to; to show off his masculine wiles and engage in his fantasy of shoving his 'more well-hung than hung' gift into someone who will consent to everything. Nabokov should've taken notes.
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> Eight years old
> Comes out as trans
> The father figure sees this as an opportunity to imprint
You'll never guess what Mel's reaction is.
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Of course she is made the arch nemesis of all mankind: the Evil Transphobe. She wants to teach the kid makeup and dresses and female-centric things when Mel is a character who would 'live and let live' for their child, adopted or not. Making her the biggest villain over the pedophilic male is a deliberate decision; these people really do see women as bigger villains than males who rape children.
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> Year three
How nice of him to wait until the kid is *checks notes* 11 years old.
> Viktor isn't actually our son
As the narrative demands, BEGONE, TERF! You are the enemy here, not the man grooming a child. You will be dealt with accordingly.
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> Too expensive on his own to raise a son
NY and LA are both expensive cities. It's also interesting that he chose Maine because it's right across from the Canadian border, so he can absolutely smuggle him over to get HRT.
> His late thirties
Man, aren't you ready to read about how a 40-year-old man is getting it on with a 13-year-old (if that)? But being a TERF is a problem.
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You sound a little too excited to write about child sex between a 'consenting' barely pubescent kid and a man nearing his mid-life crisis, my dear.
the phenomenon of Dramoine fics getting trad published has me fascinated atm.
Another example are Reylo fics. Ali Hazelwood is the most popular one, but someone on Goodreads compiled an entire list with their original AO3 titles (names of the original fics are in the comments). Hazelwood was Ever-so-Reylo on the website, and has published multiple novels since then. All of these books are M/F - I don't know if books like Red, White and Royal Blue were fics.

Maybe I spoke too soon. The author of that book says that while she wrote fanfic and participated in fandom circles, RW&RB is not based on any fanfic. But some Merlin fans think it was originally a Merthur fanfic.
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Another example I can think of is the Captive Prince series (and when I saw the fanart for that, I literally went, 'Wait a minute, is that who I think it is?' before finding out that the series came out in 2013. Maybe I'll post a review of that in the LGBT book thread.
I need to rescue my AO3 acc but I have a bunch of odd fics saved. I will explain more later. But for now, I need to know if anybody has some good (by good I mean funny) Freddy Vs. Jason Doomed Yaoi Hurt/Comfort fics?
Whoa there, Max. Didn't think you were spiritually cheating on Chloe with Jason Voorhees.
 
Some people really would see men become pedos over being in love with a black woman.
It always amazes me how these people will trash and eviscerate the female love interest (or just implied crush) rather than just writing the fanfic as a universe where there isn't any romance between them at all. In their fantasy world, I do think a lot of these people self-insert into one half of the pairing, which is why the canon love interest/crush is always treated like a hapless rival in some awful high school movie.

This bitch isn't just in the way of their ship, she's trying to STEAL THEIR MAN.
 
It always amazes me how these people will trash and eviscerate the female love interest (or just implied crush) rather than just writing the fanfic as a universe where there isn't any romance between them at all. In their fantasy world, I do think a lot of these people self-insert into one half of the pairing, which is why the canon love interest/crush is always treated like a hapless rival in some awful high school movie.

This bitch isn't just in the way of their ship, she's trying to STEAL THEIR MAN.
This definitely happens. The new innovation in making these fanfics identical to booktok slop romances is making one half od the pairing FTM.
 
I did not think I would ever get a chance to use a Team America reference, but I finally found my chance: a fic where AIDS is a literary theme and plot point. No LGBT without the HIV.
In yet another 'thrust through another timeline so they can get their happy ending' fic, our boy wakes up after committing cosmic genocide to find that he is no longer the living embodiment of Squid Game but a real human. His caved-in chest is healed, his emotions are back, and his commune is larger and livelier than ever. We find out Jayce isn't disabled and chose to live in the commune on his own free will - and that his leg was likely healed by the Arcane vs being supported by mobility aids. Viktor has a mea culpa in that he can feel all the sensations of love, pleasure, happiness and warmth, and concludes that this Jayce chose to be with him rather than be influenced by the future version of him so the end of the world could be avoided. They hug, and there's a tender scene between them:
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> Healthy body
It's not ableism when we do it, sweaty.
> Thought about opening his mouth to ask about the white marks and whether he had done that
You think? All the other commune members have the same markings. The fuck you mean you don't know?
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> The warmest thing he'd felt in months
Like the acid pools at Yellowstone.
> Mistaking it for unexpected pleasure
Start your drinking counter. Now, as it turns out, every time our boy here passes out from an orgasm, he gets thrust into a new dimension. This is a real plot point.

Viktor wakes up a 'new' body: the Academy version from six years ago, and he's passed out after dropping a glass of water (or some other liquid; it is not specified). Jayce comes in looking worried, and our lil dood here cannot stop but go goo-goo eyed at his handsome partner. The date and time is after they sell the blueprints to the Hexgates for their construction, and Viktor ponders whether he should have stood up more for his people and beliefs, forgetting that he never did so when the reactor for the Hexgates was literally built into Zaun's ventilation system. Getting deja vu - or jamais vu - he decides to take the first step to change the course of the multiverse by kissing Jayce again.
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> He'd experienced a world where Jayce had wanted him (at least physically)
He loved you enough that in one world someone gave you AIDS and he still wanted that pussy.
> Nearly covering it due to the difference in their sizes
Their hands are almost the same size. I'm guessing we're going with the smaller skull on top of the uwu smol everything else?
> Not let his research get in the way of the elite, not let everything be stolen
You still only invented things for people to work harder. Sky was the one trying to improve Zaun with her filtration flowers. She only gets mentioned once and it's to fridge her, because we cannot have her - let alone any woman - be important to our pretty yaoi boys (and a half).
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> He could the Hexcore, even with his body and consciousness in another reality, continue to play with his mind
Because you're fused to it? You're still a version of the Mage, who also had the Hexcore fused to him? Are we forgetting that?
> He became a confused and thirsty man
You don't say.
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> He was using the binder on his back
Nothing says medical priorities like using something that will warp your ribs and necrotize your breasts because you hate them for outing you as female. Those tiny female ribs aren't going to become any bigger. It's always a binder and never an expander 🤔
> Not his underwear, but the skin beneath
Thank you for the 200 IQ take, dear.
> Was there a theorem to the connection between them
No, it's just cosmic meddling. There's no math here. You're literally doing it for dick.
> Seemed to have saved both their lives over the years
And the 'life saving' action is...getting some dick. Avoiding cosmic genocide by getting a romp in the sheets is a helluva twist.
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> He could drink coffee with his taste every day
Would it taste like Taco Bell or Red Lobster?
> In his heart so distant
*In a heart so distant
> I'm close too, cum with me, baby, cum
Come my lady, come come my lady, you're my butterfly, sugar baby
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> The magic had shown him enough
I told you: once he climaxes he gets teleported to another world. It legit sounds like a Leslie Nielsen parody.
> The third place was a nightmare

She's not kidding. This new universe has Jayce committing seppuku and becoming a red splat on the pavement, and Viktor is still Heimerdinger's assistant. He even hears him go thud on the pavement, lmao. He starts crying about how terrible this world is - and it really isn't, a world without Hextech is a world that doesn't end - but it doesn't matter because Ekko and Powder invent it in this timeline anyways. He keeps waking up with a thud in these new timelines and has to feel if he still has a heart. He eventually forgives Jayce because a world without him is just oh so terrible - even if it means preventing mass genocide. It's a real 'Would you kill Baby Hitler' conundrum.

When he wakes up again, he is back at the commune, but Jayce looks older and looks like he's wearing an old groupie outfit: a faded, ripped up t-shirt and looks like he pulled an all-nighter at Waffle House. They're in the year 2003, so Britney Spears is still going strong, in New York. He has no idea where he is and has no concept of New York, but goes along with it anyways. I assume this is the Rent timeline. Jayce knows this isn't his Viktor, but asks about him anyways due to his natural curiosity. He's happy to learn that they were scientists - but brushes off the partner thing - and scoffs at the idea that he was ever a scientist (I don't blame him, he'd have to compete with Chuck Schumer). Viktor tells him that there's magic in his world and Jayce is enamoured about that, and also tells him he died in that one after it was bombed. When he says that Jayce brought him back, that Jayce goes 'it's something I would do'.

Turns out, they're liberal arts people, with Viktor being a theatre actor and Jayce being a stage hand. This is where the 'Everyone has AIDS' plot comes from.
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> The flesh eating away by disease and gunpowder
Uh, I don't think that bomb had gunpowder. Their guns are a steampunk gas-powered sort. Jinx's Fishbones is basically a magic propelled rocket launcher, but whatever. Semantics.
> I must love you so much in your world too, to bring you back at any cost
You already said that.
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> 1986
> Protest
Having read books like 'And the Band Played On', I assume this was one of those protests about the lack of AIDS funding or anti-gay discrimination in general. HIV/AIDS wasn't taken seriously until Rock Hudson died, and money was cut from the CDC and NIH (ring any bells?). But the biggest question is...how did our artfag pooner get it?

Gay marriage wasn't legalized in New York until 2011. It was legal in Massachusetts earlier, but before then it was illegal. You have to remember Obergefell wasn't a thing until 2015 and if this is set in our world, you have to get the dates right.
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I assume that this Viktor who died from AIDS was an art slut, having sex with multiple men who were in the bath houses and who eventually gave him HIV/AIDS that didn't show up until the 90s. There are three ways to get AIDS in this era: sharing needles for drugs, a blood transfusion, or repeat anal sex with strangers. Blood transfusions are never mentioned here so I just assumed he was taking diseased dick from down low men and his boyfriend didn't know about it.
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And you still technically got AIDS, but it wasn't from repeat bum-fucking.
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> Not just you, but others too
We are just forgetting that a lot of gay people simply refused to shut down the bathhouses that were facilitating the spread. As for drugs, that was a tragic side effect of people sharing needles. As for Vi...how the hell did she get it? She wouldn't be having penis-in-vagina sex at all. She must have been sharing needles, then, despite knowing the risk.
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> What exactly was wrong with the magic they'd created
You serious? Widescale genocide and being reduced to atoms wasn't enough proof that you fucked up? 'Why weren't they partners there' - why did Viktor get AIDS? Who gave it to him? It wasn't you, was it?
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> Two sides of the same coin. Two souls in one
And one soul got another soulmate: HIV/AIDS. I cannot believe this is a real plotline.
> Less cut into socially acceptable pieces
He is far more likely to walk around society Scot-free than Viktor as a pooner. Him being disabled would give him some issues but he is not a conventional faggot and can hold his own. Who's gonna mess with Latino David Koresh?
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> Searching for something in the four eyes
Can he turn his eyes inward and look at his eyes, too?
> It wasn't sexual
> Proceeds to write a scene where it is indeed sexual
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> Make love to me
So much for it not being sexual.
> Pale skin and soft folds, red and purple and yellow colouring every angle
Did your vulva survive a fight with Mike Tyson AND Connor MacGregor? Jesus Christ!
> His wrist was blue
It just sounds like you came out of the backrooms. How is this attractive?
> Hairy belly, semi-flaccid cock
Yuck. Who invited Ron Jeremy?
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> Viktor felt uninhibited about his own body, about is imperfections
Anything is possible when you don't have AIDS.
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> Yellowish walls
So the carpet really DOES match the drapes - or in this case, the paint matches the vulva. Are we forgetting that his genitalia is the same colour as a McDonald's Play Place?
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> Heavier this way
I can see why he settled for a dood because this was the era of heroin chic. Gay men are not going to have a guy with chub on them. You'd be going to the YMCA.
> You are him
That's what V said, and now you're the one asking it? I guess we're forgetting what characters said a few paragraphs ago.
> He must have loved his Viktor very much. How horrible Viktor was
Yeah, I'm still wondering how he got HIV. If he was the art slut I think he was, there's no one to blame but himself. He knew the risks and took them anyways. Then I have to wonder how the hell Jayce didn't get it or if HE was the one who gave the disease to him. You don't drop a Rent twist and then play it off as if you don't know how he got it.
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> Always with him penetrating his flesh, impaling him on his goal
Literally, in this case.
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Are you? Because we still don't know how New York art fag Viktor got the disease. His disability was never mentioned and a blood transfusion would be a cause, but I have to assume it's because he could not stop having anonymous sex. That is irresponsible. He spread positivity, alright: seropositivity.
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And then we get this ending:
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I don't know how to put this any lighter: if you are going to talk about gay history, you have to answer the most burning, pressing issue here: how did this trans man get AIDS? There have been cases in history of them 'stealthing' gay men and exclusively having anal sex and thinking it is gender affirming to die of the disease. There was no mention of him being a drug addict or getting a blood transfusion, so you are basically admitting that he was a slut and got it from a community that believed it was discrimination to have the bath houses closed.

Know your history, she says, while not knowing when gay marriage was legalized in New York (2011 under Andrew Cuomo) and not having the lads go to France where the anti-viral drugs where being made by Luc Montagnier and his team. But what do I know? Us bigoted TERFs out here finding the use of AIDS in a fanfic fucking hilarious just don't know the struggles. Sure, trans men get HIV/AIDS at a rate of 2% compared to their trans sisters. Why are you judging? Don't ask how someone at a lower risk got it from a population that was endemic for it (men who have sex with men) in the 90s! Stop thinking like that! You can identify as POZ LOADED, jackass!

We've had our Rent play finalized, now enjoy some good ole fashioned cuckoldry. No one is a bigot in this universe, swear. We listen, and we don't judge. The lines for this fic are:
- every iota of that grand mind focused on cock
- You’re so beautiful, baby, feel so fucking good. Do you like my cock stretching out your throat?
-
It’s the simple act of passionate cocksucking
- No—he can’t be internalizing cocksucking advice
- You got so worked up from sucking my cock, huh, baby?
- Gorgeous men with big cocks get anything they want, and so easily.
- Only someone with an unparalleled level of greed would know how to train a wily brat into begging for anal
- cannot possibly imagine taking that behemoth of a cock in his ass.
- high-end concubine’s cock
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> The brat with no house name who graduated in Salo's year
Later, he can't help but wonder how this brat with no lips can deepthroat a 12 incher.
> Play guard dog for a nobody
They are never beating the dog allegations.
> Delicately built person
We're still going with the 'pale and delicate' thing, eh?
> Always expected the brat to pick someone weaker, slim-figured like himself so he could feel powerful
Where's the fun in that? He's a size queen and he needs some of that Latino spice in his life. White people don't season they food, remember.
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> Bitch and moan all he wants and still find a Prince Charming to follow him like a lost puppy?
This is a grown-ass man (and a half) he's talking about. Jayviks are never beating the 'call the himbo a dog' allegations. They can't stop doing it.
> I'd bet the video is them getting hot and heavy over nuts and bolts
Oh, it involves nuts and bolts, alright...nuts and a massive wrench.
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> No wonder the brat's health has been getting worse, if that brute is roughing him up
Literally getting thee life fucked out of him. That is pretty funny.
> Took a door off its hinges in the process and then disappeared
To do what? Fuck Viktor on a door while sliding down a hill?
> Opportunity for blackmail if this video had not already been seen by anyone of importance
If they aren't gossiping about it negatively, it means the porn was so good they want to get in on it. As we'll see, this is exactly the case.
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> What did they do, send smut to each other as the first test of their prototype?
Yeah. They filmed it themselves. Turns out, our Hispanic Hog can fuck. Who knew?
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> The purpose of watching is not to ogle the brat's junk
> His skinny body is not doing it for him
> Skin-covered bone
I like the fact Salo is trying to body shame Viktor while this is actually the view Jayviks take when they shit on Mel. They lift up a skeleton with no ass all because he has a 'pale chest, pale fingers, pale flesh, pale skin'. Did I miss any 'pale' descriptions?
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> Too gross for Salo to handle
He will change his mind real quick, because true to form, Jayce has a massive dick (when doesn't he?) and that Hispanic Hog is only a himbo because all that blood has to go to only one head. Ungodly cock indeed; it does everything you expect it to: belly bulge, throat bulging, big, Snickers-type veins, and thicker than a forearm. The classic SFM penis.
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> Of course he'd be happier sucking cock
I love how these are all real lines. Why you hatin' when you'd happily be in his place, twink?
> Pale hand
We know he's white, thanks.
> It should be awkward, impossible even, for Viktor's thin lips to envelop that girth
Who needs botox when a 4'' circumference will plump out your lips for free?
> He's never seen someone have to try at taking his dick
White men back the fuck off: Hispanic men are the ones packing.
> The brat is able to take Jayce so far into his mouth, it's got to be in his throat
Hope that dick can bend like a bendy straw.
> Every iota of that great mind focused on Jayce's cock
Another real line.
> He doesn't look humiliated to be glutting himself on Jayce's cock, in and out of his throat at a punishing speed
This reminds me of that scene in 365 Days when Massimo does the same thing to that stewardess. We using the same song, too?
> Do you like my cock stretching out your throat?
Who needs voice training when you are an expert in deepthroating? Pooners, take note.
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> It's the simple act of passionate cocksucking
Another real line. I can't take this seriously. This might have been hot were it not for the author admitting, through Salo, that this is a person with the frame of a skinned chicken sucking dick.
> He can't be internalizing cocksucking advice
Outdone by a front hole haver? What a loser.
> He should look sickly, hipbones too visible and spine arched too severely
But since he's a pale, alabaster, swan-necked, white, moon-white, snow-white, creamy, milky skinned boi this is all seen as body shaming. Forget that's how they literally prop up this character.
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> The pair clenching like they're hypothermic
??? So they're becoming black and blue and stiff? Their flesh is beginning to fall off? They all suddenly take their clothes off due to a burst of heat as the body gives one last mad dash to keep the organs alive? OK.
> That whore is going to be put in his place
Let me guess: his waist will be so small Jayce's thumbs will meet in the middle. We already have the 'petite form' when he is 5'8 - petite is anyone under 5'4 - now we are missing the 'he was speared' or 'his cock went up to his lungs' Take a drink when they are found.
> Doe-eyed
Add this, too. They love using this one.
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> Never would he have guessed the brat to be this reactive; such a slut
By your own admission, that is a gorgeous cock. Do you really think someone is going to sit there and NOT drool over it?
> Gorgeous men with big cocks get anything they want, and so easily
Fact check: true.
> Thumb pressing over his cock
You're comparing something that is barely the size of a pinky finger to someone that 'carves out a place in his insides'. They are not even remotely comparable.
> Delicate chest
He's just so uwu smol and fragile.
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> Never considered Jayce could be the one brainwashing Viktor into behaving
You said it yourself: gorgeous men with big cocks get whatever they want.
> Only someone with an unparalleled level of greed would know how to train a wily brat into begging for anal when he has a perfectly good cunt
Hey, some doods think it's very gender affirming to take it up the ass. Makes them feel like real gay men.
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> He cannot possibly imagine taking that behemoth of a cock in his ass
"Behemoth" "massive" "gargantuan" it doesn't have the tag but you know he's 12''. And to answer your question, bud: you can take it up the ass with practice. The Goatse man wanted to put a volleyball up there. Mr. Hands tried it with a horse. Lots of men go to the ER with an assortment of toys up their anus. Anything is possible when you believe in it.
> What the fuck? He's going to break him
Disability doesn't exist when you're getting an athletic anal exercise like that.
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> Hadn't expected to tear up
You're crying over tenderness from a meat tenderizer like that? OK.
> Tongues entwined in the rumoured way of the Undercity
So like a Chinese finger puppet.
> It looks ridiculous
You got that right.
> It looks like he's trying to fuck something not meant for him
Work it enough and you can shove glass jars up there. Get the Runeterran version of 1 man 1 jar.
> Not whipcord tense like he should be with that thing shoved up him
Meaning he's already got a seasoned rosebud.
> Looks like a ragdoll
Better than being called a 'cocksleeve'.
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> He isn't fucking him, he's consuming him
Literally.
> Mm, pretty baby, you like it? Feel good, filling you up?
> People talk like this?
Apparently so. Fujos need to learn that if these lines make people laugh, you're doing it wrong.
> Grab his hand and pins both above his head. What a beast
Not the pinning the tiny heads above your head! Such a hetslop cliché!
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Wow, we sure did tick off all the boxes for this one:
- excessive descriptions of cock and how big it is on the seme/top
- how good the delicate, pale, fragile bottom is at cocksucking
- stand mandated cuckoldry
- lines that are meant to get one hot and bothered and just end up sounding ridiculous
That's the main problem. The set-up is fine, the action is fine, but fucking hell, the descriptions of that massive schlong make me think it's a literal dick measuring competition. Yes, we know you like well-hung, more hung-than-hung males to show their maleness compared to the uwu tiny female pretending to be a male. It's great you put emphasis on the human anus being flexible and the wonders it can do when trained. Now, tell me more about the passionate art of sucking cock and training whiny brats to take behemoth cocks up their asshole.

Powerbottomvik, known for her Tommy Vercetti cosplay and gloryhole scenes, has updated her fic after a few months. It's much the same, and a bit light if you want a giggle after that 'Everyone has AIDS' fic.
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> Ready Player One
Oh, that's a book that became irrelevant...seven or eight years ago. It's a book with 80s elements and aesthetics that ended up being a movie no one remembered. Ain't he edgy?
> It was actually the inspiration for my chosen name
You chose the name of a mad scientist who engaged in necromancy and was written by a woman who wanted to make a mark on sci-fi forever? At least Mary Wollstonecraft was talented. Can't say the same for someone who commissioned art of these two having deer leg while fucking in a confessional.
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> I have to play hide-and-seek like a fucking child
We also have to play pretend because he taps that golden asshole with his 2 inch dick.
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> Pressed flush against the divider are two golden cheeks with a gorgeous, dark asshole nestled in the middle, dusted with soft hair
I still have PTSD from M4M's hairy asshole scenes, so this is a blessing.
> Already imagining how the velvet walls will feel on his cock
He's only got 2 inches of growth. That is not enough for penetration, let alone for Mr. Golden Asshole here to feel it. It's so small that you'd be better off with your own fingers. Peak delusion.
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> That tied with the physical feeling of his asshole milking his cock
2 inches. That is what we are working with here.
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> Risk the possible rejection that made him seek out anonymous sex in the first place
You are lucky there is no social media because no self-respecting faggot is going to entertain ANYONE with a micropenis. You either pack on the meat or you can say goodbye to any prospect of finding love. Can't pound an ass with a toothpick.
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I wonder why. Them mocking you for your nonexistent dick size would be humiliating to normal men, yet these people walk through life with the arrogance of Kublai Khan. It's incredible how much unwarranted self-confidence they have.
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I just love how I can clock them just from their text messages. What do you mean your emotions are getting in the way? It's just a quick fuck, right? So get a pump, plump up that manhood, and go cruising!

There's quite nothing like period oral. Nothing hotter than a man being a living tampon and eating a blood clot, either. No, really: experience the difference in taste between menstrual blood and real blood, as this Richard Ramirez copycat decides to give a Michelin Star to Aunt Flo.
They're chatting in the bathroom. Viktor has a pain flare up, and Jayce offers to run him a bath. He offers to join, Viktor kindly refuses. They get frisky while Jayce is brushing his teeth, and Jayce discovers that Viktor is menstruating. We find out that this poor old dood is crippled by menstrual cramps and just so helpless - what better way to alleviate the symptoms than by having sex?
Several paragraphs are dedicated to V taking his clothes off and when he asks our Latin Lover what he wants, he simply says 'I want to help'. We then get to the juicy bits - and the graphic description of a man eating a period blood clot.
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> Nosing into the twisted braids of hair
...this makes me think his pubes are so thick he literally braided them. Damn you're putting orthodox Jews to shame, boy.
> Only amplified by menstrual hormones and the shedding of his inner lining
You can say endometrium. That's not a triggering term and not many people know what it is.
> Pale skin
Count how many times this is used.
> Nature's most organic ink
I've never heard period blood referred to this way, but you learn something new every day.
> His boyfriend's cock where it stands at attention
And it's 2 inches. Those pube braids are longer.
> Soft chestnut curls catch the light
Are they chestnut due to the menstrual blood, or is that their natural colour?
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> Drags his tongue up the length of his cock
2 inches.
> Pressing his lips to his hole
> The length of that eager hole
So...a quarter.
> He catches something on the way, viscous against the muscle
> Feels the clot shift and spread
> It rests on his tongue, thick, dense, malleable, moving with every flex of the muscle
> He pins it in place and tastes it, licking the clot again and again
I must admit, my stomach turned a little, and Gordon Ramsay's disappointed face flashed in my head.
> The dimensionality, the density, of period blood is one of his favourite things about menstruation
Get you a guy who loves everything about periods and is willing to eat your bloodclots raw. Never experience misogyny again with a guy like that willing to be your monthly tampon.
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> He had tried regular blood out of pure scientific interest
> Rubbed it on his cheeks and lips
A real Richard Ramirez in the making.
> Period plot is artless
Women have made paintings of Matthew McConaughey with their period blood. It is absolutely an art medium, but you'd try to eat the canvas.
> It's primitive, vivid
> Tracing his red wings with liner
Uh, does this mean he's eating the pads, or...? What red wings with liner?
> Dragging his molars in to feel it squish before he finally swallows it
If he keeps at it he can get the stretchy ones that can be cooked as bacon. A woman did that once. I never thought this would be an actual plot point.
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> Cock pulsing
2 inches.
> Spit and blood rolling down his chin with every pass of his tongue
> He can feel his boyfriend's cock throbbing in his mouth, stiff and firm
2 inches. Now, is that the 'cock' throbbing, or his tongue from the taste?
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This fucking line. I'll take the blood clot buffet over this, thanks.
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> Pale skin
We know he's white, thanks. And our Latino lover here is becoming an Oscar Meyer hotdog.

Once they finish, Jayce heads off to mark a date in his journal, and in it he's been collecting menstrual blood samples by rubbing his cheek into the pages. I told you he was turning into Richard Ramirez. There's a scene where Jayce watches Viktor was his pussy with the shower head and wants to get a lot more up close and personal, but Viktor politely turns him down. He does not broach the topic again.

He goes to set up the room and gets Viktor's medicine. One is Gabapentin, an anti seizure medication, and Fosinopril for hypertension along with some basic Tylenol. Jayce takes the time to write in his journal about Viktor's menstrual blood and how it tastes, along with the 'musk of his pussy' before a shower. When Viktor is done in the bath, he tells Jayce to put a pad on his underwear and Jayce is almost a little disappointed to have to do it. There's a minor note on how he wears Jayce's clothes and how big they are for him because he's just uwu so smol.

They get comfortable, with tea, meds, a hot pad and everything, and Jayce offers a massage. Viktor agrees. Turns out he's also ticklish because he almost kicks him in the face. They have a good laugh over it and the chapter ends on a fluffy note.

Now all that is left is to see what Richard Ramirez will do in chapter two, and what kind of menstrual blood clots he's going to be chugging down.

I'll finish this batch up with the Omegaverse marriage. You ready to get filled with some fat pups?
They meet Jayce's mom who lives in a McMansion-not-a-McMansion, because siring big, tall, strong alphas has its perks. Viktor talks about his family and they have a big dinner - and Viktor doesn't question what the food is because he 'trusts his alpha's judgement' - and Ximena eagerly shows him Jayce's baby photos, much to our dear alpha's embarrassment. Ximena says she can't wait to have beautiful grandchildren and this causes a panic attack for our omega because he can't stop thinking about Salo's words and whether he is truly infertile (obviously he isn't). Our alpha tells him he'll love him no matter what, but in this bioessentialist world, the amount of children you have determines your worth.

Chapter 14 starts with some good ole possessiveness and our alpha snapping and growling at other alphas like he's a shitbull on the attack 24/7. We get another smut scene.
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> It was ridiculous how big the Alpha was in comparison to the Omega
Like comparing a field mouse to an elephant.
> The air felt thick, the scent of alpha
Which smells like what? Masculinity? Do tell me what that means, now.
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> he tried to discern what was wrong with his alpha
> Said alpha is growling and acting violent because he's in 'heat' and that gives him an excuse to act like an animal
They are never beating the allegations where all they see this character as is a sexually charged animal.
> Gasped at the large, hard erection
And how big is our alpha male? So big General Radahn wonders who this kind of warrior is; he's so big only half of him can fit into Viktor's mouth.
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> Pressure against his dick
Homie, that thing isn't even the size of his dorsal head. Who are you fooling?
> Growls and groans
> Talks like a low IQ caveman
> The omega has to use his rational thought before he loses himself to lust and just jumps on that monster cock
I just love how this is all fancy hentai with none of the self-awareness some hentai has. This is 100% serious.
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ME ALPHA. YOU OMEGA. PRESENT YOURSELF ON DESK SO ME ALPHA CAN FUCK. ME IN HEAT. ME NEED SEX. ME NEED PUSSY. WHY OMEGA NOT OBEY?!
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> Dick so big you wonder how it even has circulation
> He can barely fit it inside his mouth
That's his only character trait: be aggressive and have a big penis.
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> His alpha came a lot
I bet you could sell it for a profit at a farm. No one could discern the difference between it and bull sperm.
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> The head of his cock against his own
The entirely of that clit is barely the size of his urethral opening.
> J-jaaaaaaaaaaaayce
Stooooooooooooooop taaaaaaaaaalkiiiiiiiiing like you're Dooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrry talking to a whaaaaaaaaaaale.
> Inside please, alpha
I am sick of this ALPHA UWU ALPHA~~~ shit. Just talk normally, you filthy animals.
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> Wanna knot you
> Fuck - alpha breed me
> Gonna breed you, fill you with my pups
> Gonna fill you up, keep you fat with my pups
When you're so deep into the LARP you start writing like a caveman and forgot you write the same shitty line twice.
> The bulge of himself as he ruthlessly fucked his Omega
ME FEEL MYSELF IN UTERUS. ME BIG, LIKE ROLLING PIN. ME BAKE COOKIES INSIDE YOU LIKE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY.
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> His body was used for his alpha's pleasure
Name a time and purpose when he isn't.
> His worlds trailed off into grunts and growls
When you literally return to monke
> Continued to tease his small cock
Like comparing a Hershey's kiss to a five-tiered wedding cake.
> Mphhh
Who invited Joe Biden?
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> Talks and grunts like a caveman learning to function in society
> Can ejaculate three times in a row, in copious amounts, without getting tired or losing calories
> So large that most humans would not be able to receive him
> This entire society is filled with Mr. ands alpha males and size queen omegas
> It's the worst kind of stereotype

Aren't you excited for him to have all those fat pups? With all that semen it's a guarantee. The man spews so much semen he could sire half-humans, half-fish if he decided to go out during salmon mating season. Introduce a new food source while you're at it.

This definitely happens. The new innovation in making these fanfics identical to booktok slop romances is making one half od the pairing FTM.
It must be said that for every criticism against Booktok slop like Quicksilver, there are a hundred fanfics that inspired it. Omegaverse itself started on Livejournal, and the exporting of it to the masses is just due to fanfic becoming more available to normies. To AO3 fans, this makes them mad, because they want to keep their freak to themselves, thank you very much:
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These same people jumped a lesbian Kinktober event because they wanted consent to be stressed in the themes. They responded that 'at least the M/M ship lets us write rape and incest porn'.
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Maybe some things should be gatekept after all.
 
One thing I find interesting is how there are these large communities of women (particularly in regards to fanfiction) who are fond of the idea of romantic and sexual relationships between men to the point of obsession, yet I've seen some studies cited that large majorities of women would not want to be in a relationship with a man that has had relations with other men. It's really quite puzzling to me. Are these online communities part of a vocal minority of women that are not only open to that, but are strongly into it? Communities on the Internet often poorly represent the general population of the real world, so that could be the case.
 
One thing I find interesting is how there are these large communities of women (particularly in regards to fanfiction) who are fond of the idea of romantic and sexual relationships between men to the point of obsession, yet I've seen some studies cited that large majorities of women would not want to be in a relationship with a man that has had relations with other men. It's really quite puzzling to me. Are these online communities part of a vocal minority of women that are not only open to that, but are strongly into it? Communities on the Internet often poorly represent the general population of the real world, so that could be the case.
In early slash fandom there was a clear distinction between what was being written about and what real life butt burglers are like. So it's a little bit of column a and a little bit of b. Fanficcers are still a niche in the grand scheme of things. And a lot of this stuff was no different to writing about unicorns--entirely in the realm of fiction where such things weren't a gross subculture or turbulent relationship drama with mid balding over 30s. It could be made to be appealing in the same way the cartoon characters they wrote about didn't have any extra fat, fine lines, bad hair days, etc.

I personally think there is a cascading effect of multiple different factors that have helped things to get were they are. How pornified online spaces are is bad for insecure shut ins, how easy it is to access information about different things you'd otherwise not know about or have any need to know, what I like to call the "SJW-ification" of fandom, and so on.
 
One thing I find interesting is how there are these large communities of women (particularly in regards to fanfiction) who are fond of the idea of romantic and sexual relationships between men to the point of obsession, yet I've seen some studies cited that large majorities of women would not want to be in a relationship with a man that has had relations with other men. It's really quite puzzling to me. Are these online communities part of a vocal minority of women that are not only open to that, but are strongly into it? Communities on the Internet often poorly represent the general population of the real world, so that could be the case.
I think there are a lot of things at play there. I'm not a psychologist but I think when a straight person reads/watches porn of two people of the opposite sex engaging in sexual or romantic behavior of whatever kind, the viewer is simultaneously objectifying/lusting after both parties. A straight person watching straight porn self-inserts as the person of their gender. There's also a great deal of suspension of disbelief/fantasy indulgence occurring. Most yaoi fanfic doesn't describe the men getting poo on their dicks, for example. These realities are impossible to ignore when these women are considering relationships with actual bi men.

There's also the fact that gay fanfiction is written and consumed by a minority, even if it's becoming more socially acceptable. Most straight women are not reading and writing yaoi.

In a similar vein though, I think many women who read about Draco keeping Hermoine as a sex slave would not want to be actually kept as a sex slave by their high school bully.
 
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