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- Sep 9, 2021
This author has dedicated this one to highlighting the censorship in her country...by writing underage smut and dusting it off with ABO dynamics. She also dedicates it to Michel Foucault, which is hilarious because he, along with Sartre and Beauvoir, worked to abolish Age of Consent laws. Very, very fitting.

> Sick gifts of the father
Get ready for a fuckton of glazing because the golden rule still applies: you can forgive a pedophile rapist anything provided he is hot.
> Impossible not to think of Vik
Hmm, I wonder why he associates his child with a tiny, sickly mouse. That's not a metaphor for anything there.
> Behold, a man
Meaning what? Is a man someone with a dick down to his knees? Do tell.

> Wellbutrin
What a shocker that the pedophile with mood disorders out his ass is an on anti-depressant. I wonder if that counteracts with the rut blockers - that is, if the author ever thought that far enough ahead.
> His 57 appalling and illegal thoughts about his underage son's budding tits
Sounds like someone needs to be SPAYED and NEUTERED
> Recently 13
These people really love that age. It's prime Epstein real estate.
> Pale like his mom
Jayce is Latino, so Viktor would still have some of that skin colour in him. Him being pure white means mommy fucked around behind Mr. Hands' back.
> The day the doctors told him that his little boy would be an omega, he cried. He know what alphas were like
He's crying of joy, not despair, because now he has a 'compatible' person to rape.

> The scent of his pheromones clings to the undersides of his wrists; milky-sweet, honeylike
Meanwhile the alpha male has all the manly scents you can imagine, because this totally isn't a parody of regressive sex roles.
> What he wants to do is grab Vik's wrist, trap it under the full crush of his grip
Nothing says hot like a man dreaming about breaking your bones.


> If he so pleased, he could barge in right now, could wrestle his body down and force his legs open and fuck the sweetness right out of him
It's OK, guys, the rapist is hot. When you see his mugshot you're gonna masturbate to it every night.

> He needn't bother, not really, he hardly weighs a thing
Because he's just so smol
> They're so formulaic
Pot calling the kettle black. I know this fic is going to have our alpha male have an enormous cock, a real door stopper, and the 'his waist was so small his thumbs met in the middle'. Yes, there's some squirting involve but it's totally consensual and our rapist is hot, OK?

> You're not supposed to watch this shit with your brain on
In which the author makes a stunning confession.
> He's wearing these teeny tiny little shorts, pale pink, cottony-soft
Pedophiles always have their fixations and for shotacons, it's the underwear. They share that fixation with lolicons because 'childlike' underwear represents the sole barrier to innocence. The pink is another interesting touch as that is touted as a 'feminine' colour.

> The slow-acting work of biology
It's Just Biology, bro, I can't help myself if I rape you, you're just too irresistible.
> I'm being gross
No, your father dreams about raping you and breaking your bones. Though I do have to ask why a 13-year-old is acting so sexual around their parent without some form of grooming involved.

> That's perfectly natural
No, it is not.
> All omegas like to feel good with alphas
Just another workaround to, 'all females like to feel good with males' which isn't even an accurate statement.
> Kneading his clothed pussy against the hard, muscled planes of his body
It's OK that he's a pedophile. He's hot! Look at those muscles!

> Innocent beyond belief
You want to tell me why a 13-year-old is so inclined towards sex already? Are we talking from experience?
> What, that good little boys don't do this with their daddies?
No, because good fathers aren't pedophiles.
> Poor little omega
Sounds like someone needs to be SPAYED and NEUTERED

> Biology having its own way against the wishes of culture
I have said many, many times: the only time these retards care about biology is when it comes to their shitty omegaverse. Then they sound like your basic pedophile who argues that 14-year-olds make good parents because their eggs are nice and fresh.
> Malign laws
Oh, I really, REALLY wonder what these person thinks of Age of Consent laws.
> Viktor smells like Saigon cinnamon and steamed milk. He smells like he'd go down smooth
AKA he thinks his pussy juice would taste like cinnamon. Disgusting.

> Smooth, pale skin
We can't have this possible without our white, pure skin can't we, fujos?
> Innocent white panties
His underwear was pink, not white.
> Haahh that feelsh
Who invited Joe Biden?
> Like a man
These same women will tell you sex doesn't exist and there's no 'right way' to be a man, before writing an 8k omegaverse fic telling you how men smell like and how a man should think and act.
> You've just gotta cum, you know? Your pussy wants to cum
This is a real line.

> You ever make yourself cum
Totally normal question a man says to his child, who both acts sexually aggressive and sexually innocent. A Madonna-Whore complex in a 13-year-old, amazing.
> The dense, hot, husky scent of an alpha. Provider, protector, father, husband, mate
We're going back to the 1950s, folks.
> Would he bounce on it like a whore?
Would you scream when you get spayed and neutered without anesthetic? Would you like a big cone around your head as your balls get snipped?
> He was made for me. And I was made for him
"It's not bioessentialist hetslop when I do it, sweaty"
> 10 mg midazolam
On top of antidepressants, he's on sedatives, too. This man should just be gelded.

> He was born for one purpose, and that is to be his father's bride
That's not sexist at all. It's OK when progressives do it.
> Poor little lamb
He is always referred to as a lamb because lambs are innocent. Meanwhile, this author later compares him to the creatures from Ovid, so she's not really hiding her racism whatsoever.
> A better question: how long had he known it?
Are you asking if your own child knew you had the hots for him? Nothing like a male passing off his sexual indiscretion on the woman.

> When Jayce's wife died, he feared he would never love again
You should have just been gelded.

> A wooden crucifix
Oh, there's no symbolism there at all.
Isn't it cute to see a 13-year-old female-coded child already get settled into the tradwife role? Just so cute. But don't tell these women to do it - they're proud feminists and won't tolerate that shit.

> Grabs a handful of Vik's ass
What ass?
> Omegan preheat, heady as brandy
You'll never guess what he does next.

> I could get used to this
Of course! You're an alpha male - the world waits hand and foot on you. You can get whatever you want because you're a big Alpha Male. No white privilege, though - but you do pack that Latino Heat.

> Not doing anything suspicious at all
> Thinks his secretary would call the cops (if the cops even take shit like this seriously in omegaverse)
> Does lines of coke on top of antidepressants and mood suppressing drugs
> Went to a therapist and everything, none of it helped his pedophilic tendencies
> Proceeds to label his own child as a siren that 'lured' him into his sex crimes, also calls himself a beast like those in Roman myth
> Author insists she isn't racist and not to cum on her skirt (that last part is real, btw).

> Lamical
She spelled the drug name wrong. It's Lamictal. It's a drug for epilepsy and bipolar disorder. This man has every single disease under the sun and he's STILL viewed as a hot, sexy alpha. I bet he smells like rotting meat and ghost peppers.
> He smells like sex, he smells like sex incarnate
This shouldn't be written for a 13-year-old.
Are you ready for the smut? Because here comes that footlong ready to ram inside that pure white pocket pussy.

> He's wet, he's wet, he's soaking wet
Me when I let the mop sit in the bucket too long
> Hot and small, and soft
He's just uwu so smol
> Huffing some kind of psychoactive neurotoxin. He feels insane
You are on 5 different drugs for your moods; you are already psychotic.
> It occurs to him that Viktor must be at his peak fertility
Alpha males are so attuned to the smell of your vaginal fluids that they can tell you when you are ready to breed, like stud bulls.
> Dark hanks
WILSON? WILSON!
> He imagines the satisfaction of knowing he's the one who put that baby in him
These women have a pregnancy fetish and yet are never ballsy enough to live out their fetish. What do you mean, you don't want to live in a trailer park with a gaggle of kids where your only purpose is to pop out kids? It's a hot Latino fucking you!

> They're not too big, not yet, a handful each
Knowing how big his hands are...that isn't much.
> His eyes are large and dark, like a calf
So what happens when he gets turned into veal?

> They're gonna get nice and fat for me
You are not getting a hentai bride, you sick fuck.
> His brainstem has gone completely black with lust
You mean your prefrontal cortex? Your brain stem controls stuff like your breathing and base operations.

> Sprawled like a wet dream beneath his daddy
This is a real line.
> Pale, soft
We know. We know you're addicted to white skin.
> And his cunt, Jesus Christ: pink, juicy, already glistening with slick
So like a beef sirloin. Fits because you compared him to a cow.
> Nnggh
JOE BIDEN GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE
> That's your body's way of telling you that you need an alpha
Girl, if you want to get fucked by a Mexican so bad, just go to LA. They won't have your gigantic alpha male cock but at least you can get premium service.

> Pushing his hot, virgin cunt into his daddy's hand
Another real line.
> Already such a slut
He's talking about a 13-year-old.
> You hear me? I'm gonna make you cum over and over again. And I'm gonna fuck you baby
Another real line.
> You want the cock that made you? Is that it?
Someone needs to write a bunch of ICE agents gang banging and castrating this man. These people care soooo much about censorship, they really won't mind when the Long Dick of the Law comes down on their rapist Latino.

> You wanna be bred up full by your own father?
I'm glad inbreeding doesn't exist in Omegaverse because they'd have a higher inbreeding coefficient than Pakistan.
> It's obscene, so fucking sloppy and wet
So it's like going out for Chinese noodles at 2 am. This is also a cliche.
> I'll keep you at home, barefoot and pregnant, tits leaking, cooking and cleaning for me
It's not sexist, it's coming from a sexy Latino! You can say the nastiest shit and get away with it provided the man is ht. Thems the rules.
> You'll have a baby in you before you turn fourteen
At least GRRM had the decency to say that it was fucked up when it happened to Dany in GOT. People still forgave Khal Drogo. What excuse does this progshit with cum on her skirt have?
> Yeshh
??
> Pale feet
We know he's white, you pedophilic bitch.

> Moaning, squealing, crying, whining
Wait until he gets that dick.
> Exposing the swollen flush of his pussy
This is a 13-year-old.
> You could seriously ruin my life
Not to worry: Viktor is totally consenting to this and HE was the one initiating it! The poor alpha male is really the victim here because he was seduced by such a beautiful siren. Who could resist?

> It's not gon' fit
> It will
He's gon fit right in the casket. It's funny how these lines are seen as ridiculous outside of AO3, even to Booktok readers, but here it's seen as hot. I also called it that he'd have a gigantic penis, because all alpha males do. Look at the one from 28 Years Later.

> I'm gonna mate you
And the kids magically don't end up retarded, because biology doesn't work THAT way, silly.
> Instead of ruining your life, I'm inviting you to derail mine
13-year-olds don't talk like this. These shotacons love projecting adult views and opinions onto teenage characters, while demanding that teens stay out of their business because said teens would call them out for being creepy pedos. It's treating children like adults while acting as children themselves.
And before you ask...yes, there's an epilogue, and wouldn't you know it, he does end up barefoot and pregnant inna woods:

> Some omegas don't take well to pregnancy
> His thirteen year old is super fertile and gets magically healthy because his disability doesn't exist
Racist AND ableist? These tradfujos are everything.
> The added weight he's put on is truly wonderful
Eventually those 'pretty tits' of his will sag and you will move on to the next underage teen because the flower of your own child will fade. These pedos never settle; they move on to greener pastures when they can. Even trailer park women eventually dream of a life greater than shitting out kids all day.

> A servant and a whore, an angel, a naiad
He's saying that to a 13-year-old who's pregnant with his father's child. 'My mother's my sister' doesn't even begin to touch on these family dynamics.
Figured I'd end with the author's end note and her 'cum on me' comment:

Tradfujos when black museums and BDS laws are passed in 34 states making it illegal to criticize Israel: I sleep
Tradfujos when their porn is threatened: REAL SHIT
But hey, have a cum on her, won't ya? Just be sure you're all dolled up and ready to go vs looking like a homeless bum because she wouldn't like that. 12'', 6'2 Latinos need apply - but a spray tan and and a prosthetic would work. Her skirt's designer, so be sure to ruin it.
Let's follow-up with something involving adults. This fic takes place on October 12, 2023, a perfect time and year to indulge in some pumpkin spice and SUV fingerfucking.
Earlier, I posted SeraSaturn's work about a pregnancy. The first chapter was 12k words. The second is twenty-three thousand, and yeah I am not sitting here in one sitting reading it. The rest will just have to be read on my downtime and posted as just one big spoiler, as I did with 'Catafalque'.
I should also mention that 'Coming Home' is nearing - well, it's a few hundred hits away - from 1 million hits, making it the most popular fic in the fandom. It enjoyed immense popularity from the fandom boom in November/December, and the author preens in the newfound attention and easily gets 1000 bookmarks per fic. Her new fic, 'Oathbreaker' is just as tedious and tiresome as Coming Home was. I have read the first five chapters - it was 85k words or so - and she still keeps the God awful sentence structure she is known for. Queercatfan has never changed her writing style and she bans anyone who tells her that she messes things up. There's so much tension and back and forth drama that I was bored out of my mind reading it, and wished that she would hurry the fuck up already. Like her magnum opus, she got art for this one too - and all of it was shit except for one by lussluss_art. She eventually left Twitter because she couldn't handle the discourse, and now remains on BlueSky. I have no idea how long Oathbreaker is going to be but it's already a slog.
> Sick gifts of the father
Get ready for a fuckton of glazing because the golden rule still applies: you can forgive a pedophile rapist anything provided he is hot.
> Impossible not to think of Vik
Hmm, I wonder why he associates his child with a tiny, sickly mouse. That's not a metaphor for anything there.
> Behold, a man
Meaning what? Is a man someone with a dick down to his knees? Do tell.
> Wellbutrin
What a shocker that the pedophile with mood disorders out his ass is an on anti-depressant. I wonder if that counteracts with the rut blockers - that is, if the author ever thought that far enough ahead.
> His 57 appalling and illegal thoughts about his underage son's budding tits
Sounds like someone needs to be SPAYED and NEUTERED
> Recently 13
These people really love that age. It's prime Epstein real estate.
> Pale like his mom
Jayce is Latino, so Viktor would still have some of that skin colour in him. Him being pure white means mommy fucked around behind Mr. Hands' back.
> The day the doctors told him that his little boy would be an omega, he cried. He know what alphas were like
He's crying of joy, not despair, because now he has a 'compatible' person to rape.
> The scent of his pheromones clings to the undersides of his wrists; milky-sweet, honeylike
Meanwhile the alpha male has all the manly scents you can imagine, because this totally isn't a parody of regressive sex roles.
> What he wants to do is grab Vik's wrist, trap it under the full crush of his grip
Nothing says hot like a man dreaming about breaking your bones.
> If he so pleased, he could barge in right now, could wrestle his body down and force his legs open and fuck the sweetness right out of him
It's OK, guys, the rapist is hot. When you see his mugshot you're gonna masturbate to it every night.
> He needn't bother, not really, he hardly weighs a thing
Because he's just so smol
> They're so formulaic
Pot calling the kettle black. I know this fic is going to have our alpha male have an enormous cock, a real door stopper, and the 'his waist was so small his thumbs met in the middle'. Yes, there's some squirting involve but it's totally consensual and our rapist is hot, OK?
> You're not supposed to watch this shit with your brain on
In which the author makes a stunning confession.
> He's wearing these teeny tiny little shorts, pale pink, cottony-soft
Pedophiles always have their fixations and for shotacons, it's the underwear. They share that fixation with lolicons because 'childlike' underwear represents the sole barrier to innocence. The pink is another interesting touch as that is touted as a 'feminine' colour.
> The slow-acting work of biology
It's Just Biology, bro, I can't help myself if I rape you, you're just too irresistible.
> I'm being gross
No, your father dreams about raping you and breaking your bones. Though I do have to ask why a 13-year-old is acting so sexual around their parent without some form of grooming involved.
> That's perfectly natural
No, it is not.
> All omegas like to feel good with alphas
Just another workaround to, 'all females like to feel good with males' which isn't even an accurate statement.
> Kneading his clothed pussy against the hard, muscled planes of his body
It's OK that he's a pedophile. He's hot! Look at those muscles!
> Innocent beyond belief
You want to tell me why a 13-year-old is so inclined towards sex already? Are we talking from experience?
> What, that good little boys don't do this with their daddies?
No, because good fathers aren't pedophiles.
> Poor little omega
Sounds like someone needs to be SPAYED and NEUTERED
> Biology having its own way against the wishes of culture
I have said many, many times: the only time these retards care about biology is when it comes to their shitty omegaverse. Then they sound like your basic pedophile who argues that 14-year-olds make good parents because their eggs are nice and fresh.
> Malign laws
Oh, I really, REALLY wonder what these person thinks of Age of Consent laws.
> Viktor smells like Saigon cinnamon and steamed milk. He smells like he'd go down smooth
AKA he thinks his pussy juice would taste like cinnamon. Disgusting.
> Smooth, pale skin
We can't have this possible without our white, pure skin can't we, fujos?
> Innocent white panties
His underwear was pink, not white.
> Haahh that feelsh
Who invited Joe Biden?
> Like a man
These same women will tell you sex doesn't exist and there's no 'right way' to be a man, before writing an 8k omegaverse fic telling you how men smell like and how a man should think and act.
> You've just gotta cum, you know? Your pussy wants to cum
This is a real line.
> You ever make yourself cum
Totally normal question a man says to his child, who both acts sexually aggressive and sexually innocent. A Madonna-Whore complex in a 13-year-old, amazing.
> The dense, hot, husky scent of an alpha. Provider, protector, father, husband, mate
We're going back to the 1950s, folks.
> Would he bounce on it like a whore?
Would you scream when you get spayed and neutered without anesthetic? Would you like a big cone around your head as your balls get snipped?
> He was made for me. And I was made for him
"It's not bioessentialist hetslop when I do it, sweaty"
> 10 mg midazolam
On top of antidepressants, he's on sedatives, too. This man should just be gelded.
> He was born for one purpose, and that is to be his father's bride
That's not sexist at all. It's OK when progressives do it.
> Poor little lamb
He is always referred to as a lamb because lambs are innocent. Meanwhile, this author later compares him to the creatures from Ovid, so she's not really hiding her racism whatsoever.
> A better question: how long had he known it?
Are you asking if your own child knew you had the hots for him? Nothing like a male passing off his sexual indiscretion on the woman.
> When Jayce's wife died, he feared he would never love again
You should have just been gelded.
> A wooden crucifix
Oh, there's no symbolism there at all.
Isn't it cute to see a 13-year-old female-coded child already get settled into the tradwife role? Just so cute. But don't tell these women to do it - they're proud feminists and won't tolerate that shit.
> Grabs a handful of Vik's ass
What ass?
> Omegan preheat, heady as brandy
You'll never guess what he does next.
> I could get used to this
Of course! You're an alpha male - the world waits hand and foot on you. You can get whatever you want because you're a big Alpha Male. No white privilege, though - but you do pack that Latino Heat.
> Not doing anything suspicious at all
> Thinks his secretary would call the cops (if the cops even take shit like this seriously in omegaverse)
> Does lines of coke on top of antidepressants and mood suppressing drugs
> Went to a therapist and everything, none of it helped his pedophilic tendencies
> Proceeds to label his own child as a siren that 'lured' him into his sex crimes, also calls himself a beast like those in Roman myth
> Author insists she isn't racist and not to cum on her skirt (that last part is real, btw).
> Lamical
She spelled the drug name wrong. It's Lamictal. It's a drug for epilepsy and bipolar disorder. This man has every single disease under the sun and he's STILL viewed as a hot, sexy alpha. I bet he smells like rotting meat and ghost peppers.
> He smells like sex, he smells like sex incarnate
This shouldn't be written for a 13-year-old.
Are you ready for the smut? Because here comes that footlong ready to ram inside that pure white pocket pussy.
> He's wet, he's wet, he's soaking wet
Me when I let the mop sit in the bucket too long
> Hot and small, and soft
He's just uwu so smol
> Huffing some kind of psychoactive neurotoxin. He feels insane
You are on 5 different drugs for your moods; you are already psychotic.
> It occurs to him that Viktor must be at his peak fertility
Alpha males are so attuned to the smell of your vaginal fluids that they can tell you when you are ready to breed, like stud bulls.
> Dark hanks
WILSON? WILSON!
> He imagines the satisfaction of knowing he's the one who put that baby in him
These women have a pregnancy fetish and yet are never ballsy enough to live out their fetish. What do you mean, you don't want to live in a trailer park with a gaggle of kids where your only purpose is to pop out kids? It's a hot Latino fucking you!
> They're not too big, not yet, a handful each
Knowing how big his hands are...that isn't much.
> His eyes are large and dark, like a calf
So what happens when he gets turned into veal?
> They're gonna get nice and fat for me
You are not getting a hentai bride, you sick fuck.
> His brainstem has gone completely black with lust
You mean your prefrontal cortex? Your brain stem controls stuff like your breathing and base operations.
> Sprawled like a wet dream beneath his daddy
This is a real line.
> Pale, soft
We know. We know you're addicted to white skin.
> And his cunt, Jesus Christ: pink, juicy, already glistening with slick
So like a beef sirloin. Fits because you compared him to a cow.
> Nnggh
JOE BIDEN GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE
> That's your body's way of telling you that you need an alpha
Girl, if you want to get fucked by a Mexican so bad, just go to LA. They won't have your gigantic alpha male cock but at least you can get premium service.
> Pushing his hot, virgin cunt into his daddy's hand
Another real line.
> Already such a slut
He's talking about a 13-year-old.
> You hear me? I'm gonna make you cum over and over again. And I'm gonna fuck you baby
Another real line.
> You want the cock that made you? Is that it?
Someone needs to write a bunch of ICE agents gang banging and castrating this man. These people care soooo much about censorship, they really won't mind when the Long Dick of the Law comes down on their rapist Latino.
> You wanna be bred up full by your own father?
I'm glad inbreeding doesn't exist in Omegaverse because they'd have a higher inbreeding coefficient than Pakistan.
> It's obscene, so fucking sloppy and wet
So it's like going out for Chinese noodles at 2 am. This is also a cliche.
> I'll keep you at home, barefoot and pregnant, tits leaking, cooking and cleaning for me
It's not sexist, it's coming from a sexy Latino! You can say the nastiest shit and get away with it provided the man is ht. Thems the rules.
> You'll have a baby in you before you turn fourteen
At least GRRM had the decency to say that it was fucked up when it happened to Dany in GOT. People still forgave Khal Drogo. What excuse does this progshit with cum on her skirt have?
> Yeshh
??
> Pale feet
We know he's white, you pedophilic bitch.
> Moaning, squealing, crying, whining
Wait until he gets that dick.
> Exposing the swollen flush of his pussy
This is a 13-year-old.
> You could seriously ruin my life
Not to worry: Viktor is totally consenting to this and HE was the one initiating it! The poor alpha male is really the victim here because he was seduced by such a beautiful siren. Who could resist?
> It's not gon' fit
> It will
He's gon fit right in the casket. It's funny how these lines are seen as ridiculous outside of AO3, even to Booktok readers, but here it's seen as hot. I also called it that he'd have a gigantic penis, because all alpha males do. Look at the one from 28 Years Later.
> I'm gonna mate you
And the kids magically don't end up retarded, because biology doesn't work THAT way, silly.
> Instead of ruining your life, I'm inviting you to derail mine
13-year-olds don't talk like this. These shotacons love projecting adult views and opinions onto teenage characters, while demanding that teens stay out of their business because said teens would call them out for being creepy pedos. It's treating children like adults while acting as children themselves.
And before you ask...yes, there's an epilogue, and wouldn't you know it, he does end up barefoot and pregnant inna woods:
> Some omegas don't take well to pregnancy
> His thirteen year old is super fertile and gets magically healthy because his disability doesn't exist
Racist AND ableist? These tradfujos are everything.
> The added weight he's put on is truly wonderful
Eventually those 'pretty tits' of his will sag and you will move on to the next underage teen because the flower of your own child will fade. These pedos never settle; they move on to greener pastures when they can. Even trailer park women eventually dream of a life greater than shitting out kids all day.
> A servant and a whore, an angel, a naiad
He's saying that to a 13-year-old who's pregnant with his father's child. 'My mother's my sister' doesn't even begin to touch on these family dynamics.
Figured I'd end with the author's end note and her 'cum on me' comment:
Tradfujos when black museums and BDS laws are passed in 34 states making it illegal to criticize Israel: I sleep
Tradfujos when their porn is threatened: REAL SHIT
But hey, have a cum on her, won't ya? Just be sure you're all dolled up and ready to go vs looking like a homeless bum because she wouldn't like that. 12'', 6'2 Latinos need apply - but a spray tan and and a prosthetic would work. Her skirt's designer, so be sure to ruin it.
Let's follow-up with something involving adults. This fic takes place on October 12, 2023, a perfect time and year to indulge in some pumpkin spice and SUV fingerfucking.
Their first relationship lasts barely a month, from October 12 to November 8th. It seems to be a mutual relationship based on equal exchange - Viktor had a prosthetic made for him and everything - and after their breakup, Jayce is the one who withdraws. Viktor keeps playlists of songs Jayce made for him - very masc - and he gets picked up by him in his SUV after class. Things are rather awkward because Viktor wants Jayce, but his feelings were too hot too fast and he was paranoid Jayce only loved him out of pity. It's a Thanksgiving party where things go a little bit sour over all that pumpkin pie.

> Loves him more than they've loved anyone
In case you're wondering, he's just a Theybie in this. A full blown woman but we are still gonna tag it M/M because even the genderspecial key is too hard.
> Somehow agrees it's acceptable for them to attend Thanksgiving together
> It's a horrible idea
Why? Because he got grilled and misgendered while eating some dry as fuck turkey. I feel the pain - that shit sucks.


> I can help release some endorphins
A very interesting way of saying, 'Masturbation helps' but he isn't an alpha male prick in this so whatever.
> I want what you want
So why did you break up in under two weeks? That's surely a record.

> He presses the pad of his finger against his cock
We use a gender neutral pronoun for everything BUT genitalia, then it's male centric because it's gay sex, you illiterate faggot
> They've been trying to get over him for the past two weeks
Sounds like you needed a Grindr appointment with that one guy who was a Trump mimic who loved boypussy.

> I don't do this with anyone
How'd you get so good, then? Indian video tutorials?

> He doesn't seem to be affected by the fact he's currently fingering his ex in a moving vehicle
Easier to get a clam open than to crank a knob. He doesn't need to use his whole hand.

> It's dark. There's no one out here
> Fort Collins
They're in COLORADO?! Makes sense. You would be out in the middle of nowhere and it's fucking cold up there.
> I can fuck you like this
Imagine the cops finding them fingerfucking in the back and it ending up on a Livecam police channel. What a story to tell the sergeant.

> Press his palm against his cock
Gender neutral language everywhere else, but we are going to call a roidclit a cock, because it's gender affirming for the non-binary finery.
> He doesn't hesitate in lowering him down onto his cock
Glad he's ready to go, and that's the Hispanic Hog we're talking about there.
> They've never done this before, not even as a couple
You did only date for two weeks.
> There's a sudden epiphany at how well they fit
Almost as if you have complementary genitalia.

> Two things can be true at once, so neither of them argue
I bet you he comes up to his belly button.
> they tell Jayce exactly how they feel, just not in English
Provided he doesn't sound like a yipping version of a Necromorph, we're good.

> Jayce is perfect for them. They work well together, not just academically
Almost as if you have complementary genitalia.
> Enough to try to work him towards an orgasm with his dick and fingers
I'm surprised that Hispanic Hog isn't going stick-shift.

Wow. This is very tender given the situation. A far cry from what I posted earlier. A genuine gentleman? I'm shocked!

You only dated for two weeks. This makes it seem you were star-crossed lovers separated by a cruise gone wrong.
They end up going to Viktor's apartment, where Jayce says that he thought Viktor hated him. He replies that he never did, and they end up getting spicy again. Jayce offers the couch, like a gentleman, but Viktor insists the mattress is better. Jayce asks, after he takes off his shirt, that if he is the best Viktor has ever had. Viktor ruminates on this: yes, he has had other partners who updated their preferences for him, but of course Jayce is the best. He's the Hispanic Hog!

> Like he's saving some of the moment for later, like he's engraving it behind his eyelids
There. Much better.
> No one has loved him enough to give him what he wants without them having to ask
I wonder why that is. Forget the crippled part - even guys without legs know how to fuck. Why so mum when it comes to sex?
> He still sucks at Viktor's cock
He might as well suck on an Elmer's glue bottle.

The tag for this is 'Jayce has a large penis', but aside from one mention of it, you never see it. Meanwhile, ABO fics has it hanging down to his knees and that tag isn't used.


Wow. This is rather soft for a smut fic. I thought it'd be worse. A guy acting like a proper gentleman and not a caveman archetype? Who respects boundaries and always checks in? A genuinely good person? That's something coming from this fandom.
> Loves him more than they've loved anyone
In case you're wondering, he's just a Theybie in this. A full blown woman but we are still gonna tag it M/M because even the genderspecial key is too hard.
> Somehow agrees it's acceptable for them to attend Thanksgiving together
> It's a horrible idea
Why? Because he got grilled and misgendered while eating some dry as fuck turkey. I feel the pain - that shit sucks.
> I can help release some endorphins
A very interesting way of saying, 'Masturbation helps' but he isn't an alpha male prick in this so whatever.
> I want what you want
So why did you break up in under two weeks? That's surely a record.
> He presses the pad of his finger against his cock
We use a gender neutral pronoun for everything BUT genitalia, then it's male centric because it's gay sex, you illiterate faggot
> They've been trying to get over him for the past two weeks
Sounds like you needed a Grindr appointment with that one guy who was a Trump mimic who loved boypussy.
> I don't do this with anyone
How'd you get so good, then? Indian video tutorials?
> He doesn't seem to be affected by the fact he's currently fingering his ex in a moving vehicle
Easier to get a clam open than to crank a knob. He doesn't need to use his whole hand.
> It's dark. There's no one out here
> Fort Collins
They're in COLORADO?! Makes sense. You would be out in the middle of nowhere and it's fucking cold up there.
> I can fuck you like this
Imagine the cops finding them fingerfucking in the back and it ending up on a Livecam police channel. What a story to tell the sergeant.
> Press his palm against his cock
Gender neutral language everywhere else, but we are going to call a roidclit a cock, because it's gender affirming for the non-binary finery.
> He doesn't hesitate in lowering him down onto his cock
Glad he's ready to go, and that's the Hispanic Hog we're talking about there.
> They've never done this before, not even as a couple
You did only date for two weeks.
> There's a sudden epiphany at how well they fit
Almost as if you have complementary genitalia.
> Two things can be true at once, so neither of them argue
I bet you he comes up to his belly button.
> they tell Jayce exactly how they feel, just not in English
Provided he doesn't sound like a yipping version of a Necromorph, we're good.
> Jayce is perfect for them. They work well together, not just academically
Almost as if you have complementary genitalia.
> Enough to try to work him towards an orgasm with his dick and fingers
I'm surprised that Hispanic Hog isn't going stick-shift.
Wow. This is very tender given the situation. A far cry from what I posted earlier. A genuine gentleman? I'm shocked!
You only dated for two weeks. This makes it seem you were star-crossed lovers separated by a cruise gone wrong.
They end up going to Viktor's apartment, where Jayce says that he thought Viktor hated him. He replies that he never did, and they end up getting spicy again. Jayce offers the couch, like a gentleman, but Viktor insists the mattress is better. Jayce asks, after he takes off his shirt, that if he is the best Viktor has ever had. Viktor ruminates on this: yes, he has had other partners who updated their preferences for him, but of course Jayce is the best. He's the Hispanic Hog!
> Like he's saving some of the moment for later, like he's engraving it behind his eyelids
There. Much better.
> No one has loved him enough to give him what he wants without them having to ask
I wonder why that is. Forget the crippled part - even guys without legs know how to fuck. Why so mum when it comes to sex?
> He still sucks at Viktor's cock
He might as well suck on an Elmer's glue bottle.
The tag for this is 'Jayce has a large penis', but aside from one mention of it, you never see it. Meanwhile, ABO fics has it hanging down to his knees and that tag isn't used.
Wow. This is rather soft for a smut fic. I thought it'd be worse. A guy acting like a proper gentleman and not a caveman archetype? Who respects boundaries and always checks in? A genuinely good person? That's something coming from this fandom.
I should also mention that 'Coming Home' is nearing - well, it's a few hundred hits away - from 1 million hits, making it the most popular fic in the fandom. It enjoyed immense popularity from the fandom boom in November/December, and the author preens in the newfound attention and easily gets 1000 bookmarks per fic. Her new fic, 'Oathbreaker' is just as tedious and tiresome as Coming Home was. I have read the first five chapters - it was 85k words or so - and she still keeps the God awful sentence structure she is known for. Queercatfan has never changed her writing style and she bans anyone who tells her that she messes things up. There's so much tension and back and forth drama that I was bored out of my mind reading it, and wished that she would hurry the fuck up already. Like her magnum opus, she got art for this one too - and all of it was shit except for one by lussluss_art. She eventually left Twitter because she couldn't handle the discourse, and now remains on BlueSky. I have no idea how long Oathbreaker is going to be but it's already a slog.
That, and I do like the fact it allows pretty much anything under the sun (sans the underage stuff). It can be really fun when you want it to be, and I really like the fact you can add skins that makes it seem you're on Instagram, Facebook or whatever.Ao3 is probably the best fic site currently around because once you get a handle on the tag system it's incredibly easy to filter out shit you don't want to deal with and find stuff to read.














