🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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When will Bossman get back on the (crack)rocks

  • Less than a month

    Votes: 494 51.9%

  • 1-3 months

    Votes: 136 14.3%

  • 3-6 months

    Votes: 31 3.3%

  • 6-12 months

    Votes: 5 0.5%

  • Type 5 if you don't care about any of that lame drugs shit I'm gonna be clean forever bros

    Votes: 285 30.0%
  • Total voters
    951
  • Poll closed .
Billy Mitchell said:
How do we get this goofy retard on Dr. Phil?
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Advanced AI was used to predict what a preliminary phone call with Dr. Phil might sound like. Dr. Phil would no doubt try to make Bossman feel some type of less than which would be unacceptable.

Dr. Phil? He'll keep watching, everyday buddy boy.
 
Billy Mitchell said:
How do we get this goofy retard on Dr. Phil? It would spark a whole new arc. Imagine. He's definitely far gone enough and there's plenty of material to work with to make him look like an entitled man child that destroys everything he touches, and those producers LOVE that slop. I'd pay money to see our hero slay that greasy old dragon with his Scythe of Vitur in the Battle Arena for all the gold.
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You could start by lifting a finger and droppin’ a fuckin’ 5 pack bish
 
“Are you ready for your finance lessons?”

Warren Buffet gulps

Bill Gates breathes heavily

Elon Musk nods nervously

Jeff Bezos sighs

John Rockefeller dry heaves

George Soros gasps for air

Dave Ramsey gets teary eyed

Mark Zuckerberg stares blankly

“Yes, Bossman” they all say in unison
 
Billy Mitchell said:
How do we get this goofy retard on Dr. Phil? It would spark a whole new arc. Imagine. He's definitely far gone enough and there's plenty of material to work with to make him look like an entitled man child that destroys everything he touches, and those producers LOVE that slop. I'd pay money to see our hero slay that greasy old dragon with his Scythe of Vitur in the Battle Arena for all the gold.
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Dr Phil ended his show last year.
 
Austin gets raped and milked on originals yet again but instead of violence he decides to decimate us broke peons. KYS brokies
 
He's been up and down all night and I only paid like 10% attention. Here's him setting out with 190 dollars and a dream to keno. You might notice that he's coming live from a wind tunnel or something. He gets very angry when you ask him to fix it. After the money is gone he becomes a fire and brimstone preacher, telling us the fate of the Stake staff (crispier than his crack rocks)
 
Drama Fan said:
Advanced AI was used to predict what a preliminary phone call with Dr. Phil might sound like. Dr. Phil would no doubt try to make Bossman feel some type of less than which would be unacceptable.
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Dr. Phil? He'll keep watching, everyday buddy boy.
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I like to imagine that is the exact moment Bossman started smoking crack again and started down this crack spiral. Like there were two paths, one ending with a civic, and this one ending with meth and a skin rash.

He looks good here, healthy, clean room, but that phone call just crushed his spirit. Does anyone remember the time frame here? Walls been patched up, room is clean. Was this the arc beginning with him coming out of prison clean and ended with him seeing the cops out the window? I think it is. Dude, that span of time was magical.

I can't believe I'm reminiscing about it. This stretch is kind of sad tbh. I think he just needs to gamble a bit more to make things right.
 
CoolSixtyNiner said:
I like to imagine that is the exact moment Bossman started smoking crack again and started down this crack spiral. Like there were two paths, one ending with a civic, and this one ending with meth and a skin rash.

He looks good here, healthy, clean room, but that phone call just crushed his spirit. Does anyone remember the time frame here? Walls been patched up, room is clean. Was this the arc beginning with him coming out of prison clean and ended with him seeing the cops out the window? I think it is. Dude, that span of time was magical.

I can't believe I'm reminiscing about it. This stretch is kind of sad tbh. I think he just needs to gamble a bit more to make things right.
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This was from Feb 14, 2025. Pretty freshly back out. Chips saga was happening with Dallas wrangling. New Door was up, walls were freshly patched. It was a brand new day to do the same old shit.
Kees H said:
Austin is so back on crack, he just went full Terry A. Davis on a random rat calling him on the phone :story:. Just needed a mention of God and nigger and you'd say it's his fucking son. We are so fucking back.

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Self violence :lossmanjack:


Supercut of the many felts from tonight's gamba. His hand cancer has digitally spread to his webcam. The freezing, artifacting & shitty buzzing mic is all on his end.


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Some incredible stills...

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A hint of tongue moving at the speed of light:

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The Scream #1:

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Red Hot Possessed Anger:

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The Scream #2

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Billy Mitchell said:
How do we get this goofy retard on Dr. Phil? It would spark a whole new arc. Imagine. He's definitely far gone enough and there's plenty of material to work with to make him look like an entitled man child that destroys everything he touches, and those producers LOVE that slop. I'd pay money to see our hero slay that greasy old dragon with his Scythe of Vitur in the Battle Arena for all the gold.
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every moment he isn't gambling or doing drugs is agony for Bossman, he could never go on that show, the sheer stimulation overload from being on a stage with hundreds of people looking at him would make him flip out.

which I mean, I'm all for, Bossman is so far in the Chaos alignment I can't possibly predict what he'd do.

CoolSixtyNiner said:
I like to imagine that is the exact moment Bossman started smoking crack again and started down this crack spiral. Like there were two paths, one ending with a civic, and this one ending with meth and a skin rash.

He looks good here, healthy, clean room, but that phone call just crushed his spirit. Does anyone remember the time frame here? Walls been patched up, room is clean. Was this the arc beginning with him coming out of prison clean and ended with him seeing the cops out the window? I think it is. Dude, that span of time was magical.

I can't believe I'm reminiscing about it. This stretch is kind of sad tbh. I think he just needs to gamble a bit more to make things right.
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it was THIS YEAR, he looks that bad in like 6 months time.
 
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"Blatant rig" in progress yet he keeps feeding it more money. Can't believe they're doing our boy and his juicer like this :lossmanjack:


Hits up Shuffle support after he felts all the juicer's money ($600-$900 I think) . Gets 120 dollars in rapeback and takes it to Keno, you know the rest
 
I tried sneaking in a little Bossarooski clip while in the bathroom, and even on the lowest possible phone volume, his elf killing was loud enough for my wife to ask me if I was okay. These clips are rigged dood, I almost lost it all :lossmanjack:
 
Zenos Yae Viator said:
it was THIS YEAR, he looks that bad in like 6 months time.
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We hated on the jail/rehab sagas but they truly were a much needed time for him to be forced to get his shit straight and have his mom clean up his room. Things are falling into complete disrepair with the rat judicial system seemingly washing their hands of Bossman.
 
Someone had Austin listen to some jungle beats that contained the word "nigger" over the weekend. Gets upset about hearing that disgusting word and threatens to ban the guy who told him to play it because he is not black.
(Sorry for the double post, forgot to leave this in my last post)
 
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