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Bwahahahaha what the hell is this.
You know.. I played Doom. My girl friends played Doom. Even my mom played Doom. And none of us said, "Hey, the gameplay is really fun. But it would be much better if the game had more vomit pink and hearts everywhere".
Of course it was made by trannies for trannies.
Because it's the kind of standards pornography uses for "girly". This is the same way they think when they dress themselves. Not feminine. Girly. Hot pink, glitter, wet n wild makeup, sheer fabrics, "barely legal", sleepovers where you make out with your girl friends. Girly.
I want to vomit.
 
If you want the castrated audience your game needs very convoluted lore that requires a small army of discord creatures solving some obtuse puzzle that would makes sierra adventure games look like logical sequences of events.
Honestly, I think the lore is for marketing reasons. Sprinkle bits of lore everywhere so a big youtuber can make a multi hour analysis about it and expose your game to millions of people getting you a lot more customers. It just so happens a lot of those youtubers have troon fans that will flood in and take over the already existing community driving out the original fans in favor for the troon tide.
 
Has this shit been posted yet? No? Well, now it has, and you will be subjected to it the same way I was. I think I'll just clock out of first person shooters forever and straight up blacklist the tag on schteam. At least ARPGs (diablo clones) require more than just paint-drawn assets hastily crammed into a Unity template or GZDoom.

Oh yeah, it's called Cybrlich if you somehow feel compelled to know more. Self-described as "an fps that takes aim at corporate culture, capitalism, shitty jobs, and skeletons", which just screams I AM A LE RANDOM QUIRKY UNEMPLOYED REDDITOR.
 
Has this shit been posted yet? No? Well, now it has, and you will be subjected to it the same way I was. I think I'll just clock out of first person shooters forever and straight up blacklist the tag on schteam. At least ARPGs (diablo clones) require more than just paint-drawn assets hastily crammed into a Unity template or GZDoom.

Oh yeah, it's called Cybrlich if you somehow feel compelled to know more. Self-described as "an fps that takes aim at corporate culture, capitalism, shitty jobs, and skeletons", which just screams I AM A LE RANDOM QUIRKY UNEMPLOYED REDDITOR.
FPS bros are eating well without the transvestite scourge. Cultic Chapter 2, Amid Evil Black Labyrinth, Shell Soldier, and Project Warlock II are in my rotation right now. The only one I've compromised on is Selaco, but that became known after I beat it. I wouldn't hyperventilate about it as there is plenty of good stuff out there.
 
FPS bros are eating well without the transvestite scourge. Cultic Chapter 2, Amid Evil Black Labyrinth, Shell Soldier, and Project Warlock II are in my rotation right now.
SS I've never heard about, AE and Culic failed to impress and genuinely threw me off with their vicuals, PW is the only one I played through 3 times and 100%'d. Bought II on sale and while I can appreciate the love the kid has for 90s stuff (like turning the explosive projectile thing into the UT99 Flak Cannon), I just kind of fizzled out on it. I'm starting to hate upgrade systems in shooters. Just give me a good baseline arsenal.
 
Has this shit been posted yet? No? Well, now it has, and you will be subjected to it the same way I was. I think I'll just clock out of first person shooters forever and straight up blacklist the tag on schteam. At least ARPGs (diablo clones) require more than just paint-drawn assets hastily crammed into a Unity template or GZDoom.
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Oh yeah, it's called Cybrlich if you somehow feel compelled to know more. Self-described as "an fps that takes aim at corporate culture, capitalism, shitty jobs, and skeletons", which just screams I AM A LE RANDOM QUIRKY UNEMPLOYED REDDITOR.
I hate corporate culture
>probably got fired for being a troon that can't behave like a normal person for 5 seconds.
And capitalism
>uploads game to steam
And shitty jobs
>probably unemployable, no qualifications, puts pronouns on resume, considers himself disabled and deserving of gibs and asspats just for rolling out of bed.

These guys are so damn transparent.
 
After watching this a few times I'm all but convinced that these revolver animations were traced from somewhere else. I definitely saw those exact same motions in a different shooter.
 
Has this shit been posted yet? No? Well, now it has, and you will be subjected to it the same way I was. I think I'll just clock out of first person shooters forever and straight up blacklist the tag on schteam. At least ARPGs (diablo clones) require more than just paint-drawn assets hastily crammed into a Unity template or GZDoom.
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Oh yeah, it's called Cybrlich if you somehow feel compelled to know more. Self-described as "an fps that takes aim at corporate culture, capitalism, shitty jobs, and skeletons", which just screams I AM A LE RANDOM QUIRKY UNEMPLOYED REDDITOR.
I legitimately have a hard time differentiating gameplay from the UI. If I ever had the misfortune of playing this hunk of garbage, I probably would get a pounding headache and stop playing quickly. How did this game score (at least) two awards beats me…
 
Is Easy Delivery Co a troondev game? Only briefly seen bits of it and looks cozy actually. Its just a simple game about delivering cargo and has nice music


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I have completed the whole game, and can attest to it not being a trooncore game. It's a comfy delivery simulator with the mildest horror elements ever. You keep getting contracts, get brief lore dumps from people (cats) that give you the parcel to deliver. Eventually throughout the game the horror elements ramp up a slight bit, once again mostly from the cats living all over the game. It can be completely in about 4 hours and for what it is, it's a pretty enjoyable game (especially if you like the delivery autism). The price for the game is a tab bit high, but it's definitely worth pirating and trying out if you'd like this sort of gameplay.

Most of the lore dumps and horror elements come from interactions with inhabitants (the cats), but even then I have not encountered any woke elements (like a random cat screaming about LE TRANS RIGHTS).
 
an fps that takes aim at corporate culture, capitalism, shitty jobs, and skeletons
They make the same stuff over and over and over and over again

they can only talk about capitalism and when it's not that it's how they "struggle" to be trans caked in "irony" humor.
Honestly, I think the lore is for marketing reasons. Sprinkle bits of lore everywhere so a big youtuber can make a multi hour analysis about it and expose your game to millions of people getting you a lot more customers. It just so happens a lot of those youtubers have troon fans that will flood in and take over the already existing community driving out the original fans in favor for the troon tide.
Different thread but it kind of reminds me what happened to Analog Horror. Became less about the creepy content and more about the aesthetics (wonder if I heard this before?) it's just VHS Filters, "Creepy" Imagery, Setting is usually decades ago and most importantly if you make 6 videos more than half of that is building up to something lackluster but will be a ton of lore people can circle around until you feel like making the next few episodes.
 
Doom for girls is half a sim where making Doom Guy happy by letting him raise another rabbit and learning to love again, then the other half is shooting sections to save humanity and gain money to spoil his new rabbit with fun furniture and minigames. The aesthetics and gameplay for the shooting half is the same.
 
I legitimately have a hard time differentiating gameplay from the UI. If I ever had the misfortune of playing this hunk of garbage, I probably would get a pounding headache and stop playing quickly. How did this game score (at least) two awards beats me…
Yeah, when 2/3rds of the screen is blocked by the UI you fucked up somewhere. I think the person just wanted to show off their animation skills but picked the absolute worse way to do it.
 
Doom for girls is half a sim where making Doom Guy happy by letting him raise another rabbit and learning to love again, then the other half is shooting sections to save humanity and gain money to spoil his new rabbit with fun furniture and minigames. The aesthetics and gameplay for the shooting half is the same.
Chex Quest and Super Noah's Ark are already Doom for young girls.
Then when they grow up a bit, women play Doom, probably because their dad/brother played it already, and then end up enjoying the hell (heh) out of it, sometimes becoming their favorite FPS for life, like in my case.

Meanwhile troons need horrible pink vomit eyesores with homosexual voiceovers or fast gimmick shooters with faggots voice acting and official butttplug support just to feel something.

The usual dichotomy: the presence/absence of a loving, caring, father figure.
 
Then when they grow up a bit, women play Doom, probably because their dad/brother played it already, and then end up enjoying the hell (heh) out of it, sometimes becoming their favorite FPS for life, like in my case.

Then there are those who eventually become bored of that, and go back to cosy sim games, or stop playing vidya altogether.
 
Chex Quest and Super Noah's Ark are already Doom for young girls.
Then when they grow up a bit, women play Doom, probably because their dad/brother played it already, and then end up enjoying the hell (heh) out of it, sometimes becoming their favorite FPS for life, like in my case.

Meanwhile troons need horrible pink vomit eyesores with homosexual voiceovers or fast gimmick shooters with faggots voice acting and official butttplug support just to feel something.

The usual dichotomy: the presence/absence of a loving, caring, father figure.
It's crazy to me that you can feel the teenage angst from whatever they do but it's from a grown adult who should have matured away from that and moved on. Still having daddy issues well into their adulthood isn't mentally healthy.
 
The usual dichotomy: the presence/absence of a loving, caring, father figure.
True! And a good point. I like several FPSs because my dad got me into the genre too.

I wanted to highlight how in general, we ladies go absolutely nuts for raising sims and emotional conntections to animals. I know in the girlypop game there's customization which we also like (men too), but boy, it's ugly as sin and looks like you're customizing a mannequin to be even uglier. A true "Doom for girls" would pander more to what women gravitate towards in story and games. But TroonyPop devs are too busy jerking off with other troons to know what women gamers enjoy playing and looking at. Hell, most men are also offput by how clashingly shit the graphics are. You have to be a special brand to want to play the game.

As an aside, women gamers seem enjoy FPSs like Fallout, Borderlands, and Bioshock with more story and character focus. There's some into things lime Call of Duty for Yaoi or because they actually enjoy the gam, but most women gravitate away from military shooters and closer to things with an involved story or worldbuilding.
 
After watching this a few times I'm all but convinced that these revolver animations were traced from somewhere else. I definitely saw those exact same motions in a different shooter.
At first I thought it was taken from Cyberpunk 2077, but now I'm not too sure.

I swear I've seen near identical animations somewhere, but it could just be coincidence. There's only so many ways you can draw a revolver shooting, I guess.


You know of all the retro-fetish shit to come out in recent years I wish there would be more LucasArts/Sierra style Point and Click games. That's a lost artform and from what I've seen the people who have the most nostalgia for it are aging Xers, not Troons. I mean there's been a few here and there, but it seems like all anyone gives a fuck about is doom clones, Metroidvanias and PS1 graphic troonprojects.
 
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