I imagine Rob just goes to maternity wards these days, starts randomly rubbing pregnant women's bellies going "see you in 19 years, bitches!" while licking his lips
I imagine Rob just goes to maternity wards these days, starts randomly rubbing pregnant women's bellies going "see you in 19 years, bitches!" while licking his lips
Honestly, I'm glad you're here. Not sure what the previous issues were. It's nice to get some first hand insight to a cow such as Rob. On a side note your version of Easy Lover still runs through my head whenever I read a Rekieta update. I'm hoping Nick plays it in court while trying to bury Aaron.
Honestly, I'm glad you're here. Not sure what the previous issues were. It's nice to get some first hand insight to a cow such as Rob. On a side note your version of Easy Lover still runs through my head whenever I read a Rekieta update. I'm hoping Nick plays it in court while trying to bury Aaron.
How could I NOT? It's impossible to look away from a car crash such as this!
And Rob? He's like a 10 car pile up on the freeway, it's difficult not to want to take a peek haha
Enjoy his vomit inducing 'song' that he absolutely did not write because he has no writing skill, no imagination,
no editing skill and is absolutely lazy. I use SUNO too, but jesus christ at least I write my own lyrics lol. It doesn't
all have to be AI slop, you know.
Would you be up for some Q & A about Rob? I'm trying to get a clearer picture of some of the early-youtube era crashouts he had before. Stuff about Armake, Archfiend, Emer, YOU!
What insight do you have about Rob as a person, beyond what you've shared in your videos? Did you ever consider him to be a friend? Do you think he was capable of having friends in a non-transactional manner?
I think the cracks started to show in 2017. He orchestrated drama against you and later DrunkenPunk. It's ironic how he moralized against Punk for mocking your daughter and then went on to do the same. I truly believe Rob's issue with Punk was money related. He did not want to pay that guy 20 bucks or whatever, so he created drama to get out of paying him, as petty as that sounds. I also recall you noticed some of his sock accounts (weaksauce, asagay, etc.) were documented back then.
I'll have some questions later, if you're up for them. It's good to hear your side of the story. Big buffet was amazing btw.
Would you be up for some Q & A about Rob? I'm trying to get a clearer picture of some of the early-youtube era crashouts he had before. Stuff about Armake, Archfiend, Emer, YOU!
What insight do you have about Rob as a person, beyond what you've shared in your videos? Did you ever consider him to be a friend? Do you think he was capable of having friends in a non-transactional manner?
I think the cracks started to show in 2017. He orchestrated drama against you and later DrunkenPunk. It's ironic how he moralized against Punk for mocking your daughter and then went on to do the same. I truly believe Rob's issue with Punk was money related. He did not want to pay that guy 20 bucks or whatever, so he created drama to get out of paying him, as petty as that sounds. I also recall you noticed some of his sock accounts (weaksauce, asagay, etc.) were documented back then.
I'll have some questions later, if you're up for them. It's good to hear your side of the story. Big buffet was amazing btw.
Sure, how do you wanna do this, discord voice chat?
As for the questions
1. I have tons of insight, yes.
2. I did at one point consider him a friend.
3. I think he could be taught not to treat all friendships as transactional, lol.
The punk thing was over 5 bucks. To put it into perspective, I asked Punk to name his price when I was asking for his help with editing. He asked for 100 bucks per video. I paid with no reservations. Rob wasn't willing to pay him FIVE dollars. When I heard that from Punk, I publicly shamed Rob so he'd do the right thing. Instead he inexplicably convinced Punk to turn on me instead. Weird as fuck, aint it?
Sure, how do you wanna do this, discord voice chat?
As for the questions
1. I have tons of insight, yes.
2. I did at one point consider him a friend.
3. I think he could be taught not to treat all friendships as transactional, lol.
The punk thing was over 5 bucks. To put it into perspective, I asked Punk to name his price when I was asking for his help with editing. He asked for 100 bucks per video. I paid with no reservations. Rob wasn't willing to pay him FIVE dollars. When I heard that from Punk, I publicly shamed Rob so he'd do the right thing. Instead he inexplicably convinced Punk to turn on me instead. Weird as fuck, aint it?
I unfortunately do not have a discord or trust my information there. I assumed all the users in the Rob thread could just ask you questions about your experiences with him? Would that be alright?
That makes the Punk situation so much worse. I wonder how many of Rob's problems can be tied to $5 or $8 dollars. There's gotta be some residual trauma triggered by those specific numbers.
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I'm also reminded of how far Rob bashed Punk for saying he had PTSD. Then when Rob was addicted to fent and almost died; once having to narcan Anni, he tiptoed around admitting he himself had PTSD from the incident. To me, Rob seems like he is constantly projecting his deepest insecurities.
"Fuck this tranny!" - is caught flirting with said tranny.
"All these YouTubers are all about the money." - crashes out over not getting 8 dollars
"Alpha is doing meth in the burger king bathroom." - does fent behind the arby's
All the shit talking he did about autistic people, only to end up fucking an autistic they/them
Questions for Asalieri:
What was Rob like as a houseguest?
Was he respectful to your family at the time?
Did you get the impression he was a sheltered guy IRL? He said he had never been on a plane and the silent rob character was a persona.
How much money did David lend Rob?
Were there other instances of people giving Rob money or things that come to mind?
Did you ever confront Rob about his sock accounts (weaksauce, asagay) back in 2017 outside of your pushing carts video?
What did Rob think about that video?
Whatever happened to Action 52 the movie part 2?
Did Randall (DrunkenPunk) really molest David Hardy or was that played up for laughs?
Did Razorfist ever speak to you about Rob?
Did Godwinson ever talk about Rob?
Did you ever watch the naked Rob dance he sent to Bookitty?
Why did you and Emer have a falling out?
Did Emer do anything to Rob or was Rob just piggybacking on your beef?
Do you happen to have a screenshot of Rob's wanted poster that Clarkade posted outside their store?
When did you suspect Rob was gay?
Did Rob ever brag to you about something embarrassing (that he thought was cool)?
How did you feel about being accused by Rob of sending "threats to his nephew" and his "hacker" friend who backtraced the IP to Arizona?
What was your whole impression of the reveal of it being Anni's son that Rob photoshopped?
Did Rob actually go full Joker mode like he promised?
Did you know Rob killed his dog?
Did you hear Anni accused Rob of chasing her around with a car muffler threatening to beat her?
Who was your favorite RaR subject?
In your opinion, do you think Rob's downfall was specifically because of the drugs or something deeper?
Did anyone from YouTube reach out to you during Rob's crashout (muta, larry, etc.)?
1. Not that bad, actually. Then again this was in 2018 allegedly before he'd fucked his brain up with fent. Now he claims my lil girl stole his headphones. You'd think if his accusation were true, he'd have confronted me politely the day of and not... you know, 7 years later.
2. More or less. He didn't interact at all with them and for the most part we were at the con during their stay in Phoenix.
3. Not so much sheltered as... untraveled.
4. I believe David when he says he's lent over 1500 to the guy over the years. More if you factor in all the free flight tickets, convention tickets and food and lodging.
5. Shiiiiit just ask Minuteworld. Allegedly over 10 grand given across a 10-15 year period.
6. I did. Many times! It's even part of my lyrics in that video ("even your sock accounts think you're a has-been" was one of the lyrics)
7. When we were hanging out in person he said in retrospect it made him laugh. Only now does he go all sour grapes on my videos lol
8. Probably never got made, knowing how lazy the guy is
9. He fondled David's leg veeeeery close to his pee pee. It still makes David wince when I bring it up haha
10. Nope.
11. Nope.
12. ...sadly, lol. I have seen too many youtuber penises in my 47 years of existence.
13. Over a stupid disagreement over Sonic Racing. He had gifted it to me in hopes i'd review it... I criticized it brutally... Emer took it personally then
it all just escalated from there. I coulda been less caustic, he coulda been less overreactive... too late to take any of that back now.
14. Oh 1000% piggybacking. He had a joke he could milk, so he did! Emer never even spoke to Rob, so no reason other than clout there.
15. Oh god I wish, I can imagine how funny that looks.
16. It's not so much "SUSPECT" but... cmon, he's dating Guru Larry's stunt double for crying out loud!
17. Just the usual "Man I bang so many hot chicks y'all dont even KNOW" yeah... I KNOW NOW!
18. All nonsense. Just look at the many times he was caught doctoring screenshots... and not even in a clever or undetectable way. That guy has no clue how, lol
19. Didn't surprise me. It tracks.
20. No clue what you're asking here. Did he become a clown? Absolutely lol
21. No. Holy shit, that's what I expect to hear in a few days with Hasan Piker shocking his poor hound, not ROB lol
22. Well, you have two things here....Rob IS a shitty person, AND Anni also likes to exaggerate as much as he does. The truth is probably somewhere in the middle there.
23. Joey's World Tour. In fact, it was even better when I found out that Joey had seen it and gotten a laugh out of it.
24. I dunno, the drugs pretty much took all his bad traits and somehow magnified them and made him a worse person. I think he just went from being able to somewhat control what he says to just not caring about his image in the least.
25. Muta, briefly in passing. Then he'd go on to putting up a video of his own on the subject. I tried convincing Joon to do a video, but he was like 'Naaah not worth". In retrospect, Joon was 100% correct.
Looking back at this now, that wouldn't surprise me at all. I recall Rob saying Punk underdelivered because he took forever with his editing, but I can imagine him going back on the deal and causing their friendship to sour. The man has no honor to his word at all. Punk was a degenerate too, but Rob could've just let the friendship fade and gradually stop talking with him.
Do we really know the details as to what happened with this? I remember Rob briefly mentioning on stream how they had a dog and it "mysteriously died". Hoping it didn't get into the fent and I'm hoping its death was painless. I'm pretty sure this was during his addiction.
Do we really know the details as to what happened with this? I remember Rob briefly mentioning on stream how they had a dog and it "mysteriously died".
According to Anni's tiktok, that dog was last seen alive on December 13th of 2023, Rob's 37th birthday. Rob and Anni, they were in the midst of their fent addiction in 2023-2024, during Rob's hiatus. The way he frames it, his dog was attacked by aggressive possums and died from his injuries. Rob's PC is located about 5 feet away from the sliding glass doors that lead to his backyard. We know the actual size of his backyard, because his dumbass filmed an entire tour of the property. His tiny lap dog, that should have been indoors to begin with, died due to Rob and Anni's neglect. If the possum story is to be believed, at no point did either of them hear their dog yappin from 5 feet away and check on it. Likely, they nodded off from fent and let the Dog suffer. I'm working on a Silent Rob VS Animals section for the OP. He has had so many animals come & go without explanation. They die under his care or he gets bored with them and pawns them off on his "friends." Jack Burton, his oldest buddy was given to someone else, because he didn't want to take care of his senior cat. Then he instantly went out and got another cat. And then another one. Peak white trash shit.
Rob VS Animals "My Dog Died!"
Video Reenactment of Rob and Anni caring for their dog. WARNING: GRAPHIC AND TRUE!
Also, Rob let it slip during a stream with Jennifer aka Herpz that he owned a Pitbull named Rocky. No one knows what he did with this other dog.
What Happened to Rocky?
What's interesting about this slip up is that Rob had a character called Frampton who was a stereotypical redneck that owned a bunch of Pitbulls. More often than not, the things Rob trashed in public were reflections of shit he did in private.
Rob did another short 5 minute stream of him driving with the classic shitty audio. He deleted this stream shortly after, so I wasn't able to snag it.
Including the screenshot below to prove I'm not talking out of my ass lol
Stream was titled "new official youtube and other news". He didn't say much in this stream and the audio was hard to hear, but he was announcing that he was going to make a new Youtube channel and start streaming on that one as well. The name will be "Face Destroyers United" or something along those lines.
Also, he mentioned the Jack Black looking girl. I couldn't quite understand him, but I THINK he was saying he still with her. However, he mentioned that he was dating someone previously, and I believe this was the Krystle girl who people were speculating about before. Apparently, he had to get a RESTRAINING ORDER against her. Supposedly. I mean, this is Rob who we're talking about, so who knows.
He also mentioned that he was driving in Kentucky right now.
As I mentioned earlier on in the thread, Rob basically doxed Krystle in that song. You can look her up. And she does live in Kentucky, so I'm guessing maybe some shit is about to go down since he's heading over there.
Rob did another short 5 minute stream of him driving with the classic shitty audio. He deleted this stream shortly after, so I wasn't able to snag it.
Including the screenshot below to prove I'm not talking out of my ass lol
Stream was titled "new official youtube and other news". He didn't say much in this stream and the audio was hard to hear, but he was announcing that he was going to make a new Youtube channel and start streaming on that one as well. The name will be "Face Destroyers United" or something along those lines.
Also, he mentioned the Jack Black looking girl. I couldn't quite understand him, but I THINK he was saying he still with her. However, he mentioned that he was dating someone previously, and I believe this was the Krystle girl who people were speculating about before. Apparently, he had to get a RESTRAINING ORDER against her. Supposedly. I mean, this is Rob who we're talking about, so who knows.
He also mentioned that he was driving in Kentucky right now.
As I mentioned earlier on in the thread, Rob basically doxed Krystle in that song. You can look her up. And she does live in Kentucky, so I'm guessing maybe some shit is about to go down since he's heading over there.
LMAO "I'm never coming back to YouTube dude. I'm getting more views on my tiktok page than I ever did on YouTube."
Love that he's using the Face Destroyers branding, as if he didn't threaten to dox former members and tell anyone who didn't agree with his $8 drug scam to fuck off. What a fucking disgrace for him to come back, tail between his legs after nuking 17 years of history and flagging down archivers. Rob has not gotten any sort of restraining order against anyone. He just makes shit up. Imagine this drugged out 6ft tall ginger walking into the station in his Elton John glasses, rambling about how he needs distance from Krystal.
DATS BOOSHEET WITE DERE
I'm not surprised he hasn't figured out his mic slider settings on the Twitch mobile app.
Rob, take two minutes out of chasing sloppy seconds and do this!
He's only coming back to YouTube because I think the realization is setting in for him that he has no chance of making it on Twitch. YouTube? Ehh...probably not either. Unless he starts making content specifically to please the algorithm gods and do it consistently without taking multi month/year long breaks I highly doubt JewTube will push him either. Unless he's willing to actually put in the effort he doesn't have any chance on a modern platform. But that's probably not gonna happen because he's lazy as shit and lacks the ethic to be a creator. What the hell is he gonna post to the new YouTube? Is it just gonna be for stream VODs or is he gonna try to go back to his roots and make rants again? Let's see how Silent Rob fits into the modern YT algorithm with a new page. Watch this new YouTube fail horribly and he plays victim blaming all the trolls and people that "backstabbed" him
Silent Rob VS Kiwi Farms Rob's animosity towards Kiwi Farms is a recent development and somewhat unwarranted on his part. Rob's KF thread was created by an an inactive user Apocalypso in September of 2015. Here's the link to the first iteration of the OP.
From 2015 to 2024, nearly 10 YEARS his thread was mostly inactive and only had a couple of pages. Around early 2024, Kiwi Farms users had posted Rob's life update where he talked about overcoming an addiction to the drug fentanyl. Most of the users in the thread expressed genuine concern and were wishing him the best for recovery.
Damn I was unaware that Rob was going through that. Yeah I remember his videos from back in the day, I always found his content to be pretty entertaining. Usually he has long periods of not posting after IRL shit going on, but the element that he was battling fentanyl addiction. Damn man, that is fucking tough. Rob always had good reviews and I enjoyed his streams when I would tune in time to time. So that news actually explains a lot from that cryptic Armake video he made a year back, so I hope that he stays on the right path to maintain his sobriety.
It was a great return video. He feels down bad from what has gone on in his life but he seems to be trying. He goes over his addiction and I respect the honesty from him. He wants to stream however but he should make 30 minute videos for right now. I'm just glad that Anni and him are doing better.
You do not often see an outpouring of support like this on other lolcow threads. Rob had many users on KF, his facebook page FDU and YouTube hoping he would overcome the drugs. Some users did not even care if he took a break from YouTube content to focus on being happy. It wasn't until Rob lashed out at his fanbase and put all his content, past and present behind an $8.00 paywall that his thread started taking off. He put out a series of erratic videos following the announcement. One of which has him hunched over, screaming at the TV because he was losing money sports betting. A pill bottle can be seen in the background.
The most infamous video Rob produced during the Ultimate Crashout consisted of him driving around in a cracked out Camero, wearing Women's sunglasses and listening to the Beegee's staying alive. Rob is twitching, scratching, and screaming at the camera about how his fans are too stingy for not wanting to pay the $8.00. He's in some drug induced manic episode and has paranoid delusions where he thinks a passerby are staring at him. He also turns the camera around, doxes his wife's job site and then parks in the handicap spot.
Rob has a history of doxing himself. When he first bought his home, he gave a full tour, outside and inside and posted it to YouTube. This tour video was up for seven years and no one fucked with him. In a desperate attempt to claim victimhood from the evil Kiwi Farmers, Rob joined the forum under the account Lowe of Ohio and posted his own address.
the "pirate flag" is meant to look like the hood decal on the car from Death Proof.
the location of this car you may ask? 7113 Brandt Pike Dayton, OH 45424 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1dd6N5SXvk
After Rob made his single post, he then created a sock account under the handle "Rippin Raccoon" who instantly informed Rob (himself) that Kiwi Farms had just doxed him.
When no one fell for either of his obvious sock accounts, he had a complete fucking meltdown and made a video screaming about Kiwi Farms (which he deleted).
How'd They Know...? HOW'D THEY KNOW?!?!
In January 2025, Rob would continue to post manic videos daring people to come to his house, because he had just purchased a new ax, which can be seen in his shitty Death Date Horror "movies" he produced when he was high. It's basically a "found footage" horror film with obnoxiously loud AI generated music drowning out the dialogue and his wife taking a fent nap on the couch. There was supposed to be an entire season of Death Date, but like all Rob projects, he never followed through.
Also he didn't bother cleaning his fucking set before filming so you can see garbage everywhere and he managed to dox himself again.
A short time after uploading Death Date, Rob would once again dox himself by uploading a video consisting of just his home address as the title of the video. This video was deleted quickly after he uploaded it with no known archives. From memory, it was just Rob and Anni roaming around a thrift store. Despite Rob's numerous attempts to draw people to his home, no one from Kiwi Farms took him up on the offer. Rob even resorted to faking a swatting by calling door dash to his home mid-stream and refusing to show ring camera footage or answer questions about it thereafter.
Also happening during Rob's crash out, Rob claimed that his nephew was being threatened by anonymous people online.
At first, Rob claimed it was his "nephew" with a bullet hole in his forehead. It was quickly revealed to be a photo of one of Anni's children (Rob's wife's son).
After deleting his YouTube channel and Facebook group FaceDestroyersUnited, Rob reappeared under multiple sock accounts across various social media platforms to stifle any discussion of this. He threatened the FaceDestroyersUnited reddit mods until they closed the forum. He flagged down archive channels hosting mirrors of his old content. Then he created a YouTube account called AsasRetardedDaughter where he threatened to produce AI CSAM of Asalieri's daughter. Mutahar (SomeOrdinaryGamers) made a video for his millions of subscribers, documenting Rob's crash out as it was happening. This caused Rob to threaten to commit suicide on stream for the LOWE entry fee of $20.00. Paying customers were left in the cold with $20 less in their pocket.
All this leads to a stream in April of 2024 when Rob emerges from a two month disappearance. At this time, Rob has no YouTube Channel, his wife has left him and he's about to lose his house. He decides to stream to clear up some confusion. These clips are the best of the bunch, enjoy!
I'm not on Kiwi Farms. I would take a lie detector test dude!
Rob gets pressed about all the inconsistencies in his story. His chat is asking him about why he lied about getting doxed and why he photoshopped Anni's child getting blasted, then claiming it was his nephew.
Rob fakes a call with his "brother"
To prove the trolls are liars, Rob opens the "photo gallery" app on his phone and pretends to call his brother who picks up immediately. It's a surreal moment. At no point does Rob put his Brother on speaker phone to prove there's another person speaking. Then he gets furious when someone called him out for orchestrating a fake suicide stream.
Rob's anger at Kiwi Farms is misplaced. No one fucked with Rob in real life. All the content posted here for the most part is verbatim shit Rob has said or done publicly. The reason why people even talk about him on Kiwi Farms is because Rob has gone out of his way to flag down any and all places for discussion. He hates Kiwi Farms, because he cannot get the final word. He does not want his numerous lies and scams documented or discussed. I encourage all former Face Destroyers to join the forum, engage in discussion and archive Rob's antics to Kiwi Farms aka the new FDU.
Stream was titled "new official youtube and other news". He didn't say much in this stream and the audio was hard to hear, but he was announcing that he was going to make a new Youtube channel and start streaming on that one as well. The name will be "Face Destroyers United" or something along those lines.
Naming his new channel after the community that he already burned to the ground? That's about as tone deaf and delusional as I would expect from Rob.
Maybe his master plan is to milk his few remaining paypiggies with 2 paywalls instead of 1. He's so pathetic that its unreal.
Naming his new channel after the community that he already burned to the ground? That's about as tone deaf and delusional as I would expect from Rob.
Maybe his master plan is to milk his few remaining paypiggies with 2 paywalls instead of 1. He's so pathetic that its unreal.
He is completely out of his mind if he thinks he can get away with paywalling both YouTube and Twitch. Not gonna work out bud. Joe Savage might be retarded enough to pay the second fee but most aren't blind to this. Also, how does he expect to get any new audience reach if he paywalls everything? Making shit paid kills any potential reach he could get. $8 times 2 = $16, you could get a Netflix subscription or a Quarter Pounder Meal for that all just to see the almighty Silent Rob in action. Actual lunacy
"what would I have to gain" he asks as he coyly tries to deflect from the fact that it's not the first time he's ever been caught doctoring his own 'evidence'.
What would you have to gain, Rob? My guess is you hoped to gain sympathy from people by putting yourself in a victimhood position... you want the world to believe they are as sick minded as you are.
The fact remains you DID publicly and many times mock my daughter. No one did shit to Anni's kid OR your alleged nephew. YOU did that in hopes someone would be stupid enough to believe you were under attack. You do it so you can excuse your own shitty behavior. What would you have to gain indeed!