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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
This is gonna be a sad chapter in that book he's totally writing.
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Actually this would be the best part of the book if you want to know the truth about it. Ralph bravely defeating his enemies with such prose by yelling into a camera drunk. I bet you’d never be able to do that bish!
 
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sufferhorse said:
jesse is the last person he has left. he is gonna try and lean on him for a week or two. jesse will sneak diss him enough times that ralph is gonna sperg at him and then repeat the loop
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Doesn’t he have Rekieta left too? Or did he burn the bridge with him at some point?
 
HackerX said:
Oh man, I forgot about that streams. We are so back!

I can't believe Mersh of all people was the catalyst. Mersh didn't even go into Ralph that hard.

The broad definitely absconded the Ralphamale's grasp. His last hope for a US return. All because he somehow thought posting a whore's multiple, unsuccessful attempts to climb into Mersh's bed because she wants to latch onto literal-who ecelebs for some reason. Ralph knows it was his doing that caused her to leave, even though that was a ticking timebomb regardless, considering she was a clear and obvious BPD spaz. How Ralph hasn't correlated 'owning the gaylogs ' to 'ruining his life' is beyond me.
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Chipmunk bitch is gone already? I need to check these threads more often. Was the catalyst just Ralph being Ralph?
 
Pale Empress said:
they think you're gross and disgusting and absolutely would not have sex with you in a million years, but they're too polite/scared to be honest with you
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Excluding attention seeking freaks, that's 100% of them.

AncientPhosphur said:
What do you mean? Don’t you find the sex appeal in Ralph’s masculine body?

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You may love to hate it or hate to love it, but this is the BOD OF AN ARYAN GOD.

Spergichu said:
The only thing "little" about the Ralphamale's relapses is the amount of time he was clean.
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And his member, and his stature, and his bank account, and...
 
The Feline Solution 2 said:
Chipmunk bitch is gone already? I need to check these threads more often. Was the catalyst just Ralph being Ralph?
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TBD what the catalyst was. The only known, potential cause is she fled after Ralph leaked text messages where she repeatedly failed at coaxing Mersh into fucking her. That might not be the case though because she obviously gave them to Ralph. I'm not sure what exactly she expected to happen unless Ralph managed to force her to screenshot and send them to her when he was in Florida. TBH, that's pretty status quo for Ralph, but a bit zany if the dumb bitch was already acquiescing to the Ralphamale's paranoia that fast.

Though it's also possible some things happened behind the scenes. Like:

- Freaked her out when he popped the question. "Can ahhhe moove innn wid YEWWW?"

- She got bored and moved on. I get the sense she's not the most stable of women.

- Not even mad that Ralph leaked the messages, but mad that Mersh dethroned Ralph as king of Da Sektur. Maybe she's into "attack dogs" and wasn't happy with how emasculated Ralph's attack was.
 
HackerX said:
TBD what the catalyst was
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Do you really not know what the catalyst for her dumping him was?
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How about this specimen showing up and parking himself in her apartment, for the second time? Declaring his love for her and urging that they move in together ASAP? Or maybe getting a glimpse of the horrors that lay under his baggy oversized tees, that might have contributed too? Just a wild guess..
 
Gator_Aids said:
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🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 INCOMING PILLSTREAM ALERT🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
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On one hand, he's typing well enough to appear he's slightly recovered from his gonzo journalism earlier. On the other, he's forgetting he lives in Mexico and doing a random emergency stream of sorts. If he's smart, he's gonna turn into purple mode while he's got maximum eyes on him.

On the third, he's already delayed it another 30 minutes and appears to have scheduled for November 21! LOL. He did manage to have a title this time though.
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HackerX said:
Now wait a minute... Ralphanooooooo

First Faith was trying to cuck that weird methhead tranny with Ralph, as well as vice versa. Next Ralph was gooning over Mexican dudes barebacking his wife's asshole. Then he was paying for Mexican girlfriends who were still fucking around with other payees. Now this???? It's not a coincidence, it's a pattern. Ralph is a cuckold.
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HE'S A CUCK!
HE LIKES TO WATCH!
HE SITS IN THE CORNER QUIETLY!
 
Um... said:
Do you really not know what the catalyst for her dumping him was?
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How about this specimen showing up and parking himself in her apartment, for the second time? Declaring his love for her and urging that they move in together ASAP? Or maybe getting a glimpse of the horrors that lay under his baggy oversized tees, that might have contributed too? Just a wild guess..
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Ralph living like a couch surfing college bum at 40 didn’t win Daggerpussy’s heart? Shocking.


Guess it’s back to dating dirt poor Latinas in Mexico.
 
HackerX said:
Didn't see this xeet posted. Holy projection Batman.
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Wew Ralph was so drunk at his own bowling event he forgot that Mersh was at both Kingpin 1 & 2. Then again Ralph is such a self centered addict he probably didn't have the courtesy of making the rounds and thanking everyone for showing up to the event.
 
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