Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Positron said:
Fastfood Overthinker comments on President Trump's taste on steak. Again.

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Food is very much on his mind.

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I can't help but notice that even the "acceptable" alternatives to well-done steak and ketchup Bob proposes are some fucking white trash-tier foods. Skewered beef with peppers and onions? Mushroom gravy? Macaroni salad? Proper yuppies smoke their meat over hickory chips, Mr. Chipman. Having lived in that scene, I got shit even including ketchup in my barbecue sauces. It's pretty much never tolerated, since ketchup is usually full of "toxins" to these people.

Once again, even when he is really trying Bob can't help but reveal how fucking low class he actually is while pretending to be part of the technocratic elite. If there's been a better poster child for delusions of grandeur in the worthless internet critic scene, I haven't seen it.
 
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Absolutego said:
I can't help but notice that even the "acceptable" alternatives to well-done steak and ketchup Bob proposes are some fucking white trash-tier foods. Skewered beef with peppers and onions? Mushroom gravy? Macaroni salad? Proper yuppies smoke their meat over hickory chips, Mr. Chipman. Having lived in that scene, I got shit even including ketchup in my barbecue sauces. It's pretty much never tolerated, since ketchup is usually full of "toxins" to these people.

Once again, even when he is really trying Bob can't help but reveal how fucking low class he actually is while pretending to be part of the technocratic elite. If there's been a better poster child for delusions of grandeur in the worthless internet critic scene, I haven't seen it.
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Doesn't really surprise me. Have you ever met a Bostonian? A lot of them actually are just poor, racist, ill-tempered alcoholic juckets.
 
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What is the point in repeatedly asserting that anyone who voted for Trump -- or at least vast swathes of people who did so, numbering in the tens of millions -- are completely worthless human beings and contribute nothing to society? Apart from being shockingly, brazenly stupid (good luck eating your greasy steak tips without farmers and ranchers, you dimwitted Revere Beach quaking motherfucker), how does this help his reputation as a reviewer and essayist who covers the topics of light, frothy, fun, child-focused movies and video games?

I really do not get it. "Super Mario Bros. 3 was a masterpiece, such a wonderful, lighthearted game that got me through some dark moments in my younger years. Now let me tell you why people from the Rust Belt should be stilettoed in the back of the neck and rendered into a green biofuel."
 
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Mola Ram said:
What is the point in repeatedly asserting that anyone who voted for Trump -- or at least vast swathes of people who did so, numbering in the tens of millions -- are completely worthless human beings and contribute nothing to society? Apart from being shockingly, brazenly stupid (good luck eating your greasy steak tips without farmers and ranchers, you dimwitted Revere Beach quaking motherfucker), how does this help his reputation as a reviewer and essayist who covers the topics of light, frothy, fun, child-focused movies and video games?

I really do not get it. "Super Mario Bros. 3 was a masterpiece, such a wonderful, lighthearted game that got me through some dark moments in my younger years. Now let me tell you why people from the Rust Belt should be stilettoed in the back of the neck and rendered into a green biofuel."
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I think Bob's in the boat of people who think those people are old white guys who're pissing their pants because they're dying/losing power and Trump's their last stand against....fuck if I know, black kids in the ghetto who are the TRUE future of the country? Why care about Dumbfuckistan if they're going to be dead in a few years? By then we'll have machines doing their jobs (and creating conflict with the foreigners we used for cheap labor in the meantime but let's not talk about that).

If this is the case then the biggest irony is many of those people will outlive Bob himself and I'm not only talking about Trump supporters in their early 20s.
 
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Don't forget that Bob is the exact person he wants to disenfranchise and destroy. Stupid? He thought Africa was a country. White? Like Moby Dick. Evil? He wants to actually create a white genocide and incite a labor crisis. On the Right? He backs the Elites and wants the Oligarchs to manage everything,. Worthless? His worth as a reviewer was marginal on all fronts with others doing his job better and with a better attitude. He however is conveniently not the first to be lined up and shot because reasons though.
 
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Positron said:
Two of his obsessions for the price of one: Mario, and a country ruled by a woman.

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And no, Mario is not from Brooklyn.
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This is what he thinks of when bar service is slow, instead of normal things like what the Patriots are going to do this season, or if the new Trek show is going to suck, or, you know, pussy.

The Superior Future, my friends!
 
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