DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[grump]

Its hard enough defending g00gle from Phil, even though in the bigger picture I think they are the greater evil. Their tech stuff is fine enough but I despise their political and social meddling and their stance on online rights for something as powerful as they are is worrying. Buzzfeed and alot of their audience are pure excrement. At the end of the day at least for now Phil is small potatoes content mostly to scam those dumb enough to interact with him. Yes, he's a dork we can laugh at and he'd probably make for a horrendous dictator if he was born into power. But frankly he's too lazy to have much of a chance to become a real threat beyond being a symbol for whats wrong with internet society. He puts his life online but at least he doesn't go out and try to make the world a worse place like these people.

 

[JustStopDude]

Google is a private company. They care about the bottom line. What a lot of internet personalities don't seem to fucking fathom is that server space is not free. If you are taking money from advertisers than the advertisers control the message.

You don't like google and their advertisers controlling you, start up your own server farm.

 

[Cubanodun]

I'm thinking it doing this more often

*show controller* BLAKIN counter: 6

01:18 in his rage he try to use Batman, failing terribly even when he was winning against Scarecrow

04:41 get zoned again by Darkseid, blame input lag and netcode for his loss, this confirm he is fucked in the eyes, he is saying that he is missing grabs when every time he try to grab Darkseid HE IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO HIM

08:55 de facto admission that he is only playing offensive to grab, no combos, no strategy, only want to get close to grab (you can use power girl now? i saw a jay garrick skin but first time i see someone with power girl)

13:11 Blaming the controllers for a move "he did not do", yeah phil because the move magically happened, also he is raped by Hyenas again, only use Captain cold ground freeze for some reason

15:23 Zoned by Doctor Fate, mock the other player for just "spam" when he does the same when he is using Captain cold or Swamp thing

16:33 pick Green lantern, because is red he call the skin "Rage lantern" when in reality he still has the symbol of the Green lanterns on his chest, also believe that other green lantern is a "black lantern" when all black lanterns are zombies and the symbol is different, he lose obviously and blame lag

21:39 lose again Robin,blame lag YOU HAVE A FUCKING BUSINESS LINE PHIL

His greatest mistake is trying to zone with the Claw gun of Batman, the thing doesn't work at long range because there is a delay between him getting out the gun and shooting it, the rest are stupid excuses like lag (he has a business line), Input delay (then get a wired controller) and the classic excuses

 

[BrunoMattei]

I've heard that netcode in Injustice 2 is great. I've heard of no complaints about lag. A lot of complaining about Deadshot but nothing about the netcode.

 

[Taily Puff]

Darksyde "I Swear to God I'm not doing this! This isn't me, it's so random" Phil.

 

[JustStopDude]

I've heard that netcode in Injustice 2 is great. I've heard of no complaints about lag. A lot of complaining about Deadshot but nothing about the netcode.

A person can play the game off line with a setting to replicate the inherent lag that playing online has. So basically you can practice with lag to get better.

But given that Phil can't get through the most basic menu function, he will never discover this feature...nor would he ever use it.

 

[ChickenSkinBeanbag]

7:59 "They should make the freeze infinite so you can just fucking hit no matter what"

Let's cut the shit: They should just give Phil a 30-second head start on all of his matches. It's the least they can do to pay him back for all of the bullshit he's called out in the FGC.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Let's cut the shit: They should just give Phil a 30-second head start on all of his matches. It's the least they can do to pay him back for all of the bullshit he's called out in the FGC.

He'd still lose.

 

[ChickenSkinBeanbag]

He'd still lose.

"Wuuuuut. Come on, that wasn't 30 seconds! Fucking bullshit. They counted fast. They need to count in American seconds where we say Mississippi after each number. This game is broken."

 

[MMX]

He's still not uttered his old faithful excuse
"Well you beat me, you played to win when I was trying to learn a character, your so good dood"
Because ranked matches are clearly intended for training

08:55 de facto admission that he is only playing offensive to grab, no combos, no strategy, only want to get close to grab (you can use power girl now? i saw a jay garrick skin but first time i see someone with power girl)

Power girl unlocks with season pass or can be bought as a shader.

16:33 pick Green lantern, because is red he call the skin "Rage lantern" when in reality he still has the symbol of the Green lanterns on his chest, also believe that other green lantern is a "black lantern" when all black lanterns are zombies and the symbol is different, he lose obviously and blame lag

Little nitpicking this point but Phil is correct. That shader is called "rage lantern". Injustice has shaders for all the corps but they don't have the proper names (indigo, black, sinestro) they are simply called stuff like fear, death and love. You can get gear (apparently) that changes Hals icon to make the look complete but it doesn't do anything power set wise.
And Hal was a black lantern without being a zombie, same way black hand was.

 

[PL 879]

It would probably do Phil's channel a world of good if somebody were to knock his jaw shut for a couple of months.

 

[BrunoMattei]

He'd probably get more views if he had no commentary, that's for sure.

 

[Le Redditeur Part Deux]

His REAL 8-years legacy is the fact that he still uses the same excuse since day 1: "ONLINE LAG! GARBAGE NETCODE! I WAS BLOCKING! I TRIED TO THROW!"

 

[MMX]

Which is funnier at this point
"Doooood this character needs a teleport to be viable"
Then loosing to said character
Or
"Doood nothing I can do"
When he has a teleport character.

Fuck it give everyone teleports and spam projectiles....I'm sure it will all balance out

 

[Dragoonism]

It would probably do Phil's channel a world of good if somebody were to knock his jaw shut for a couple of months.

And we would end up with vlogs about how evil his detractors are, how we must pity him, his state of recovery, how he needs extra money to the hospital bills, how he needs extra money since he can't talk during gameplay, needs extra money to cover expenses taking this person to court and 10 years later we will still be hearing about how evil psycho all his detractors are.

 

[Freshtodeath]

He probably would get more views. Without the commentary a viewer wouldn't know how much an asshole he is.

 

[Cubanodun]

Little nitpicking this point but Phil is correct. That shader is called "rage lantern". Injustice has shaders for all the corps but they don't have the proper names (indigo, black, sinestro) they are simply called stuff like fear, death and love. You can get gear (apparently) that changes Hals icon to make the look complete but it doesn't do anything power set wise.

I'm pretty sure he did not know that considering he said things like this

Or this

Iirc he was mentioning the Blackest night but i'm sure that was for all the coverage it had or he watched a youtube video where its explained/narrated, i dont see Philly boy going to a comic store or buying a online subscription to read comics online, we are talking about someone that bitched for not having money for Netflix

 

[PL 879]

And we would end up with vlogs about how evil his detractors are, how we must pity him, his state of recovery, how he needs extra money to the hospital bills, how he needs extra money since he can't talk during gameplay, needs extra money to cover expenses taking this person to court and 10 years later we will still be hearing about how evil psycho all his detractors are.

If his jaw is wired shut, all of that is a refreshing impossibility.
His silent begging vlogs would feature him with his hands cupped like Oliver Twist as he gives the sad cow eyes, and his complaining about detractors sessions would include his eyes becoming blood shot with temper tantrum agony while he is incessantly mocked.

 

[MMX]

I'm pretty sure he did not know that considering he said things like this

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Or this

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Iirc he was mentioning the Blackest night but i'm sure that was for all the coverage it had or he watched a youtube video where its explained/narrated, i dont see Philly boy going to a comic store or buying a online subscription to read comics online, we are talking about someone that bitched for not having money for Netflix

Oh I agree Phil knows fuck all about comic book canon but simply in the case of calling Hals Red alt "rage lantern" he's correct simply because that's the skins name same deal for "death lantern" shader.
If you were to actually ask him specifics about the characters he wouldn't have a clue.
I'm sure Phil thinks red lanterns are "angry dudes with cats" and a black lantern is Jon Stewart.

 

[Tame Sake]

I had myself a good laugh when I glanced to the side and noticed this.
Womble started streaming after DSP today too.