Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Bojack Horsekin]

Papa Frig had an anger episode while driving Staph around for errands. Wonder what she did or said to piss him off so much that he sped off with her groceries still in the car? And even left his wife behind, if Staph is to be believed? I'm sure she's greatly exaggerating.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Damn, Papa Frig.

This goes back to what @RonRiot was saying: as soon as something actually interesting is going on in FrigglyTown, we get as much information (and/or as much clarity) as when you're trying to ask a six-year-old what happened at school today.

So Dad and Mom took her grocery shopping and then to the doctor for a vaccination, then Dad had a road rage incident and left the scene with the cops coming, having hit (car? fist?) a woman during it? I'm confused by the timeline proposed. The only thing that would make sense would be if it were something about parking (at the doctor's office) and Stephanie were yelling at him during.

I wonder what she means by "pouring at him."

The Womb Wizard defending her fellow meme sisters and brothers.

How does she know any of these are women? Considering it's SJW memes, there's a good chance they subsequently pooned out.

 

[JanuaryViolet]

She has zero sympathy for her father. It’s honestly a shame.

She's gonna be damned upset when he quits being her go-fer. Going no contact means no contact. None.

Admittedly, he's got an anger issue, but I don't think he's not at least somewhat justified. The guy played adoption lotto, probably to make his wife happy, and look what he got. And his wife is very ill. I'm not surprised things set him off, a normal person would have zero patience with her antics. I am willing to bet that when Mrs. Frig goes to her reward one day, the last link breaks and Mr. Frig changes his phone number, changes the locks, and goes radio silent. She's a goddam adult and has been for the last twenty years.

If I get started on the rest of the info in @Pee Your Pants post, I'd be here all night, but just imagine claiming that having to take a bus (after getting a vax! She could get lethargic and THEN what happens, Dad?) is some kind of trauma. Oh, and her groceries were still delivered to her door. I wish he had kept them, he probably paid for them.

(sorry, slightly high)

 

[brooky]

Spoiler: powerlevel

I went non-contact with my dad and it was the best decision I ever made.

For many many years before that, however, I absolutely did NOT get rides to appointments with him, and I certainly didn't have him clean my apartment for me.

I'd take a crowded, shitty, methy Chinatown bus everywhere for the rest of my life rather than get a ride with my dad anywhere. But I don't have to, because I have life skills, so I have several modes of transportation available to me.

She acts like her parents depend on her but she's the one dependent on them. Couldn't even walk to a pharmacy to get her covid vax, and she's gonna go non-contact? Lol okay Staph.

Admittedly, he's got an anger issue, but I don't think he's not at least somewhat justified.

I am biased to being anti-dad in these stories, but honestly-- Staph is an unreliable narrator. She's written nothing to make me believe her dad has an actual anger issue.

Considering how out of proportion Staph blows every interaction online, I have no trouble believing her dad is just a normal old man. He doesn't understand her, sure. And ignorant comments made by parents will hurt more than ones from other people.

But let's be real. The most violence that's occurred in this family was when Staph threw bread at her mom.

 

[JanuaryViolet]

I have no trouble believing her dad is just a normal old man.

I think you're right. He may be a little tetchy, but dealing with her, who wouldn't be?

 

[Vandy2]

Throwing my guess into the hat, Papa Friggly might have rear ended some body, got iut and started yelling, Gyro got out of the car to yell at him, Mama Friggly got out to yell at Gyro and Papa Friggly drove away when the person he hit decided to call 911.

It was probably Gyro's fault in some way because why else would he mention Gyro getting shot? Where did that even come from? I bet Gyro was going off on some self victimizing rant that caused the road rage that caused the accident.

 

[The Salt Mines]

What the fuck.

 

[RonRiot]

Fender bender aside, there’s a lot of telling information there. Like that the poor starving boxxy who is forced to trudge miles through the snow in search of a meagre SNAP handout is actually driven to her appointments by her evil parents, along with her groceries.
I don’t think you get to do the poor larp when your involved middle class parents live round the corner.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I wonder what she means by "pouring at him."

I imagine she meant 'pawing', like she was grabbing at him to stop. She mentioned damaging his car whilst doing it, which has got me wondering what she was actually doing to cause a dent.

What a shit show. Would love to know how it actually played out.

I'm sure she will tell us zero details about her Transgiving event.


P.O Box...? But her address is out there for everyone to access. It's either her or actually me that doesn't understand how P.O boxes work.


Gross.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Fender bender aside, there’s a lot of telling information there. Like that the poor starving boxxy who is forced to trudge miles through the snow in search of a meagre SNAP handout is actually driven to her appointments by her evil parents, along with her groceries.

You forgot uphill both ways. Our poor waif.

 

[OrSoHelpMe]

She's gonna be damned upset when he quits being her go-fer. Going no contact means no contact. None.

She’ll wait until food stamps are back, at least. Can’t ask her to give up free groceries. She might have to give up the fancy granola and probiotic sodas and actually start relying on food banks.

Unless she’d cut off her dad and force her mom to be the middleman, as well as keep buying her things.

Her mom’s only a poor suffering cancer victim with an artificial hip and heart problems when it benefits Steph.

 

[Aunt Carol]

P.O Box...? But her address is out there for everyone to access. It's either her or actually me that doesn't understand how P.O boxes work.

She's at an apartment; maybe it's a cluster mailbox?


PO boxes you gotta go to the PO (and pay for), but the actual box/key operation is pretty similar. Maybe she just misunderstood, added it to her internal dictionary, and now she's correct forever.

 

[it's pronounced gif]

"I don't know exactly what set him off in my direction."
...
"Accidentally denting his car when I was yelling and pouring at him to stop?"

If my adult child damaged my fucking car with their pudgy retard fists during a tantrum I'd be pretty upset myself, I don't even blame Papa Frig for losing it.

 

[Pillar Of The Community]

Maybe she's looking for more material.

I hope so. I love her fanfics. They reveal so much of her mind and soul and she doesn’t even realize it.

I wonder what she means by "pouring at him."

Three guesses:
1) archaic or regional term for arguing, like her patented “so doesn’t”*
2) “pouring her heart out”, making excuses for why she put a dent in his car by complaining about how bad he makes her feel.
3) crying her eyes out

*Caught one of these in her recent fanfic lol

 

[Meowzers]

"I don't know exactly what set him off in my direction."
...
"Accidentally denting his car when I was yelling and pouring at him to stop?"

If my adult child damaged my fucking car with their pudgy retard fists during a tantrum I'd be pretty upset myself, I don't even blame Papa Frig for losing it.

i think you may have misread it. i was reading it as staph tantruming at pops, and he dented the car while driving because he was distracted by the reeeeing. yarbs raging and slamming her fat fists on the dashboard enough to dent it is a funny mental image, though.

 

[a hapless toad]

'Meanwhile, I'm actually 28% Swedish' lol.

The Swedish Chef said 'bork bork bork" but Björk is pronounced "Byerk".

Moron.

(Factoid: In Sweden they call him the Norwegian Chef.)

 

[AfghanBlue]

Who in gods name is she imagining for this?
If noone wants to bang you when you're alive than why on earth does she think she has a chance when dead, when she's likely even fatter, hairier and smellier? Like ???

RE the dad kick off.
Pouring = pounding, I think?
As in, how did staph dent her dad's car? She must have been hammering on the bonnet sperging the fuck out on the street.
Imagine just throwing fuel onto the fire.
Then he still comes to drop off her grosseries.
"let him rot" girl I don't think it would be him who is left to rot.
She'd probably still let him come by to clean her apartment while thinking she's gone no contact with him by not answering his text and just expecting him to come around.
And he probably will.

Edit
The person replying to Staphs dad drama saying "Breath, You. Are. Safe' on bluesky her is like alternate dimension twin-
A male troon in various stupid hats!

I initially thought it was a young kid due to how retarded the anime profile generally was, but happily no. Staph reposts their dumb gofundme, status 0%, for mysterious half plans for a king fu grandmaster school~

https://ko-fi.com/yilingpatriarch/goal?g=0

Which has some hillarious pics

Lol! Get married



Must be sure to include almost identical photo but containing a passer-by shooting oneself a disapproving glance.

@Aunt Carol regarding clinic CCTV- maybe more will come of this incident. If pop frig sped off to avoid police who were on the way, that has potential for returns. Maybe we'll hear more about it in due time.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Also lol, how did staph dent her dad's car?

@Meowzers has a point, but I choose to imagine her whacking Daddy Frig's white sedan with her Wizard Stick and making a magical gesture with her off-hand.

As viewed through the clinic's CCTV.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

The person replying to Staphs dad drama saying "Breath, You. Are. Safe' on bluesky her is like alternate dimension twin-
A male troon in various stupid hats!

I initially thought it was a young kid due to how retarded the anime profile generally was, but happily no. Staph reposts their dumb gofundme, status 0%, for mysterious half plans for a king fu grandmaster school~

Are we sure that's not one of Stapphy's demographic of 'pooner so ugly they look like a troon'? Their whole profile is based on The Untamed, as far as I can tell, which is a Chinese MxM media series(?) that I mostly am aware of due to the tumblr fujos thinking it's smexy yaoi fodder. I don't know much about it, other than vague annoyance because hey kids stay out of my backyard, but I didn't think it was really something guys were into.

Also:

Dude might as well try the standard route of becoming an anime girl with huge plastic surgery tits because that's probably more attainable for him than this level of ethereal androgynous Chinese guy. Just saying.

 

[it's pronounced gif]

i think you may have misread it. i was reading it as staph tantruming at pops, and he dented the car while driving because he was distracted by the reeeeing. yarbs raging and slamming her fat fists on the dashboard enough to dent it is a funny mental image, though.

If this is the case, imagine how bad her spergout was to distract him that much when he's had what, 40 years of dealing with her?

If she went no contact it'd be the best gift she could give him. Shame she'll never.