
Who in gods name is she imagining for this?
If noone wants to bang you when you're alive than why on earth does she think she has a chance when dead, when she's likely even fatter, hairier and smellier? Like ???
RE the dad kick off.
Pouring = pounding, I think?
As in, how did staph dent her dad's car? She must have been hammering on the bonnet sperging the fuck out on the street.
Imagine just throwing fuel onto the fire.
Then he still comes to drop off her grosseries.
"let him rot" girl I don't think it would be him who is left to rot.
She'd probably still let him come by to clean her apartment while thinking she's gone no contact with him by not answering his text and just expecting him to come around.
And he probably will.
Edit
The person replying to Staphs dad drama saying "Breath, You. Are. Safe' on bluesky her is like alternate dimension twin-
A male troon in various stupid hats!
I initially thought it was a young kid due to how retarded the anime profile generally was, but happily no. Staph reposts their dumb gofundme, status 0%, for mysterious half plans for a king fu grandmaster school~

Which has some hillarious pics

Lol! Get married

Must be sure to include almost identical photo but containing a passer-by shooting oneself a disapproving glance.
@Aunt Carol regarding clinic CCTV- maybe more will come of this incident. If pop frig sped off to avoid police who were on the way, that has potential for returns. Maybe we'll hear more about it in due time.