💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%
  • Total voters
    684
Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
It was CBD gummies that were in the bottles, IIRC, and not pressed pills.
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You know, speaking of that - a while back there was some article about a guy getting his Ebay account permanently nuked for selling an antique pill press from the 1890s or something, on account of it being "drug paraphernalia". At the time I said "Who the hell presses their own pills and why is this such a big deal?" Little did I know.
 
Steve Seagull said:
Didn't he say he and Lady R are monogamous again?

Looking at the Rekieta dictionary, that means HE just didn't manage to score anything since April, but he's really trying.
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He has a clip somewhere explaining that 'monogamous' to him has a different meaning because it is based on the intention of the person. Words fail to have meaning (even if commonly accepted) when convenient for Nick.



Because others have done a good job summarising Nicks latest member stream, I decided to pull chats from LOCALS to show what kinds of followers he has:

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Says the guy who’s constantly fedposting about how he’s going to blow up a federal building and murder people who annoy him.

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TrainWreckWatcher said:
Nick really is something, the second anyone even remotely credible or related to him says they're going on a show to say something, he overreacts and confirms everything to be true.
He did it with that boring awful thing earlier this year by admitting to choke slamming his son into a wall at a massage parlor.

And he's done it again with Ralph.

His reactions to the donations? My god.
I don't think even Johma's husband let her fuck another man to see if their love was meant to be.
More of a fucking cuck than him Ian.
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You don’t become 2x LOTY by being discreet or discerning, that’s for sure.
 
Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
It was CBD gummies that were in the bottles, IIRC, and not pressed pills.
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There were pressed pills as well, in Kayla's Order for Detention:

"While being booked into the jail, KAYLA REKEITA requested that her prescription medication be brought to her. Upon
reviewing the prescription bottles for KAYLA REKEITA that were brought to the jail, jail staff found 2 unknown pills and
gummies in one of the prescription bottles. These items did not match the prescription on the bottle."

I don't have any information that they pressed those unknown pills.
 
They both used pill presses to traffic narcotics yet this skelly freak throws a tantrum when he's called a druggie.
He also talks about how easy it is to carry drugs into jamaica.
Okay, sure.
Please do Singapore or the People's Republic of China next. I might even move there temporarily to see the judge hammer down that well deserved capital punishment.
 
I fully expect it to emerge at some point that Nick got the kids to help press pills because he thought it was “hilarious.”
 
Good lord Nick why are you still talking about your personal drama? Just move on and do your show to the few fans you have left.
 
RaptInPlastic said:
Meme Copium just revealed that before ISTG Kayla used to go on 8 hour "shopping trips" and after "meeting a friend" at the beginning of each trip would turn off her phone for the duration. And there was definitely "dick involved."
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I'm going to the dick store you guys need anything?
 
RaptInPlastic said:
Meme Copium just revealed that before ISTG Kayla used to go on 8 hour "shopping trips" and after "meeting a friend" at the beginning of each trip would turn off her phone for the duration. And there was definitely "dick involved."

ETA
Meme clearly has plenty of stories from someone and he is so relaxed when revealing it he clearly thinks everything he has been told is true. Drex as source?
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mfw getting her naked tits felt up by some masseuse nigger was actually a slow day for Kayla Rekieta
 
The TLP interview with Aaron’s jail pal Mike has reportedly landed him in a maximum security lockup (archive) after he snitched on what the CO told the other inmates about Aaron being a “famous radio guy.” Apparently Mike is devastated and “did not go quietly.” I haven’t seen any documentation supporting this yet but it seems like the natural consequences of what Mike said on TLP.

I love that it never occurred to these dingbats that making an enemy of an incarcerated felon with lots of violent friends might not be the best idea. I’m sure it will endear Nick to all of them even more.
 
AltisticRight said:
They both used pill presses to traffic narcotics yet this skelly freak throws a tantrum when he's called a druggie.
He also talks about how easy it is to carry drugs into jamaica.
Okay, sure.
Please do Singapore or the People's Republic of China next. I might even move there temporarily to see the judge hammer down that well deserved capital punishment.
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When they would travel, they purchase bags of sweets and put the weed gummies in there.
 
Angry Shoes said:
People raise kids in much worse environments unfortunately. I'm not defending Nick's dumb decisions but the world is sadly a really bleak place for many children growing up.
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Fucking and? I can assure you that knowing other kids have it worse is no comfort to children who are being neglected and abused. The “It could have been much worse” BS is right out of the Rekieta weak defense playbook.
 
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