Alright, it's been long enough since i made a
Community Project Hatewach post. It is my favorite thing to talk about, but the retardation has been slowing down since i started talking about it. I'm sure i have nothing to do with it, it is just an unfortunate coincidence. Let's hope the winter months will bring the most laughable projects we've seen yet from of the autistic minds of Troonworld.
- Sweet Sixteen (MBF21) - An OTEX Quilt project - We start with a CP from an ever unoriginal and untalented moron. It's none other than the ultimate Troonworld tryhard, DoomGappy. After making some of the worst and unimaginative CPs in recent times, he's back doing the exact same tired concept - The Quilt Series. He did one for every single original IWAD, and now that he has nothing else to copy from, he's switching the concept to texture packs. It's no longer the Doom 2 Tribute Quilt, it's the OTEX Quilt. I guess the next one will be the CC4 Quilt, the Minecraft Quilt, the BTSX Quilt and so on. And what exactly are these projects? It's a grid of 1024x1024 mini maps, slapped together on a single giant map, with 64 or 128 unit doors connecting them. If you've ever tried one of these project for more than 2 minutes, i don't have to tell you how awful they are. If you hate cramped spaces and confusion, stay away:
https://www.doomworld.com/forum/top...mbf21-an-otex-quilt-project-all-slots-filled/
- Foward Toward Uranus X - Esselfartium recently released the BTSX 1 and 2 texture packs, so i expect all hell to break loose with projects centered around them... I expect the fags from the Squonker team to follow soon, since these motherfuckers have been doing nothing else but to copy BTSX with whatever texture packs they can put together for the past few years. As for this particular project... well, there's nothing really wrong with it, but i get a feel it is done as a cacoward bait. Just the tribute title alone is a pretty good sign of that. And the project lead already proved himself to be a spineless, moderator bowing, cuck, as the original format was Boom, but was changed to MBF21 after Xaser couldn't help himself but to once again shove his business where it doesn't belong. Why is no one telling this fag to convert BTSX Episode 3 to MBF21, eh? Let's see what happens. After all, they no longer have to push for a vanilla format, just because they're connected with Bethesda and want to sell it as an official addon, right? They have the KEX port now, so why not go for MBF21, themselves? Fucking hypocrites. Oh, but it's meant to be vanilla wad, you say? Well, then maybe some wads are meant to be in Boom.
https://www.doomworld.com/forum/topic/155821-foward-toward-uranus-x/
- Doom: Mars Bloodbath Official Thread (Concept) - Now we're diving into the autistic shit. Is this the official thread for a CP, or just a concept for a CP? You tell me by looking at the tile alone. Oh, but wait, it's not even the only thread the dumbass made for this. There's another one:
The title explains? No, buddy, the title mystifies. But the fun truly begins in the OFFICIAL thread/concept/project/design document...
One of these days i will die of laughter when browsing these threads. It's just too much for me to handle... An Ultimate Doom remake, but for Doom 2, that looks like Eviternity, Sunlust and Valiant... ENOUGH SAID! And of course, there are no example maps, but the guy promises to deliver one map of each of the three episodes (Phobos, Deimos, Hell), which, to no ones' surprise, are nowhere to be seen 40 days later. What do you think, maybe he's still working on them? I wish! I want to see what kind of turd he'll bring to the table, considering his registration date and cluelessness. I'm just going to guess he's yet another complete newbie, who can't even open the editor, but thinks people will flock to make his dream maps, if he shares his ideas to the world. How many times have we seen these delusional types already?
https://www.doomworld.com/forum/topic/155437-doom-mars-bloodbath-official-thread-concept/
- [Vanilla, Doom 2] Rise of the Icon - ROTT Remake Project - How do you remake Rise of Triad in Doom 2? Of course, you do it without the ROTT textures, or any custom ones that are inspired or resemble ROTT in any way, No, no, no... you do it with only the vanilla Doom 2 textures. And no ROTT enemies or weapons either, just Doom 2 stuff and a "soft rule" of
trying to make an effort to make your level look like a ROTT level. But then you try the example map by the project lead, and it just looks and plays like a slightly overscaled vanilla Doom 2 map. You will never guess there's any ROTT homage in there if you aren't told what you're playing. No wonder no one joined the project. He would've had more success if he just made a plain and simple Vanilla Doom 2 project, which is exactly what this is in its core, but the unnecessary ROTT stuff lets it down. That should be a lesson for him - JUST MAKE DOOM WADS, MORON!
https://www.doomworld.com/forum/topic/155418-vanilla-doom-2-rise-of-the-icon-rott-remake-project/
- Musical Mayhem Release - Remember this useless shit? The CP where the whole goal is to draw album covers in the editor as Doom maps? It got released!!! I guess it was smart of the newbie lead to go for only 9 maps, and i have to give him credit for not abandoning the project, as i had a suspicion he might be unable to work with Slade, but i was wrong. Still, this thing is an utter embarrassment, which 2 weeks after release no one has bothered to comment on, except the same fools who worked on it. I guess no one comments on it because the whole forum is busy playing it right now... what do you think? Are you hyped up to play maps that look like this?
https://www.doomworld.com/forum/topic/155854-musical-mayhem-release/?tab=comments#comment-2980420
- (UDMF/GZDoom/UZDoom) MYTOWN Community Project - Landlords needed for house maps! - How about an entire megawad of MyHouse maps, led by a furfag? I guess a MyHouse megawad is a charming idea, if it was made in Vanilla compatibility, as an homage of the 90's MyHouse mapping trend. But of course it's not that. This is a MyHouse(dot)wad megawad, and it's in UDMF, so you know the maps will vary from absolute amateur garbage, to ultra complex, and cryptic level design with scripting and a ton of other non-Doom trickery. It only exists to bank on the popularity and success of the original.
https://www.doomworld.com/forum/top...nity-project-landlords-needed-for-house-maps/
- [Boom] Plutonite Development Thread - And now we have the next Amalgoom. This time, combining the levels of Plutonia and TNT Evilution. Just more unoriginal garbage! How many remakes and remasters of IWADs do we fucking need? I don't necessarily hate the concept of these wads, but the execution in Amalgoom was terrible, as most mappers didn't even bother to be authentic with the texture usage, atmosphere and flow of the original maps that they were trying to mix. It created a very amateurish and souless experience, which to no surprise, people of Troonworld liked, because they have no standards. This one however is not led by TroonGappy, so maybe there is hope? Unless this new lead also proves himself to be an utter retard. Also, just like Amalgoom this one has the wrong format (Boom)... If you're remaking/mixing maps from the original IWADS, have the goddamn sense to make them vanilla-compatible. Put yourself to the same restriction as the classics, because this is the only way to be remotely authentic.
https://www.doomworld.com/forum/topic/154738-boom-plutonite-development-thread/
- (23 SLOTS OPEN) [BEGINNER-FRIENDLY] 1Room - Community Project (DOOM II) - What the fuck is this shit? A one room map project? Can you even call a one room level, a map? It's nothing! And why does it need to be in MBF21? What advanced features do you need to make one shitty room? Beginner-friendly, my ass. This concept is no one's friend, this concept hates every Doom map, mapper, or player that ever existed. Do the world a favor, delete this shit right now!
https://www.doomworld.com/forum/top...ner-friendly-1room-community-project-doom-ii/
- On the Clock: A Community Wad Built for Speedrunning (9 Spots Unclaimed!) - A project centered around speedrunning maps... made by a guy who's never released a map (though he seems to be working on some maps for various CPs), and who's not a speedrunner. He might be a wannabe speedrunner (probably one of ZeroMaster's fanboys), spamming threads about various skips and tricks, but no demos of him actually speedrunning anything with monsters... that's right, he does No Monster "Speedruns". Isn't that a joke? At first, when i saw that his project has 9 available slots, i thought
"Wow, this guy got 23 people to sign up for this trash?"... Nope, he got one, it's a 10-map project. And guess what? He didn't even make an example map, but had some poor fool join the project and even made a map for him, that was posted in the beginning of August, but he didn't even bother to playtest or give any feedback to the poor guy. He just ghosted him, while the project still sits open. And ss we all know, there's never any repercussion for imbeciles who do this to naive suckers, so we'll keep seeing it again and again.
- The Speedmapping CPs - Of course i'm not skipping the speedmapping projects, like PUSS or the ones by the Synami troon. We all know speedmapping is shit, but there's just not much about them that hasn't been said already.
