💪 Tough Guys Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

Plum Smuggler said:
Not one mention of this from the "chuds" on Twitter or the O&A guys. Damn Shane, you're our pet cow. Believe me, we've tried to pawn you off but it appears that you're stuck with us. Wave to the other retard, Tommy making bank while you're calculating your next post on threads.
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Shane and Dan Mullen are having the same kind of luck lately. Dan crashed out during a stream with Chad Zumock when asked about his Torswats debacle, then fled the stream when his arch nemesis Dougie’s name was mentioned in chat. Nobody picked up on it but it was hilarious. Video is on YouTube still.
 
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Plum Smuggler said:
Shane names names.
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Please find attached the complaint and information upon which the accused was charged. The person raped was a girl of three, not a boy like Shane. But the rape did happen with a butter knife. Shane literally stole a rape story for himself. Sick.

(there were four males and females under five who were also raped, but no real information was provided, nor was the rapist apparently charged over it)
 

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Useful_Mistake said:
(there were four males and females under five who were also raped, but no real information was provided, nor was the rapist apparently charged over it)
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He's going to claim he was one of them. If it was a consistent m.o. it's at least possible.
 
Useful_Mistake said:
Please find attached the complaint and information upon which the accused was charged. The person raped was a girl of three, not a boy like Shane. But the rape did happen with a butter knife. Shane literally stole a rape story for himself. Sick.
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The Dave Muscato/Shane Nokes crossover we didn't know we needed.
 
AnOminous said:
He's going to claim he was one of them. If it was a consistent m.o. it's at least possible.
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Isn't it weird how the one court case about it he could find matches his story perfectly bar the gender? Like, he wasn't aware of any charges done because he was raped, but was aware of this? Seems kinda fishy.
 
I feel so soiled even knowing about this horror. If Shane appropriated a toddler’s rape story there’s really no punishment severe enough for him. I’m trying hard to be better at giving people the benefit of the doubt, but I have no idea how he can explain this away.
 
The Taco Santo! said:
Shane's such a goofy little fuck he probably told the kids at high school his butterknife story, hoping they wouldn't bully such an obvious retard. I just have a feeling he's been telling the world his butterknife woes since before any internet presence we can find.
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It's almost a guarantee he tells it as a way to get sympathy and so people back off because they feel bad for him. He doesn't seem to understand that people's response in general is "WTF?" and to laugh at his bullshit.

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Because they're completely different courts. Rather than have a statewide system, Washington has each court keep its own case numbers. However, they use the same system of numbering for some retarded reason, so they often collide. That's why their case lookup requires you to specify by county for case number search. That's just how dumb they are.
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Wow, that is amazingly retarded. That means if one didn't know the correct court, one could have a case number and pull up the completely wrong case, even though the number is correct.
 
Prokhor Zakharov said:
Wow, that is amazingly retarded. That means if one didn't know the correct court, one could have a case number and pull up the completely wrong case, even though the number is correct.
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The one thing I've learned about the US legal system from my time on this forum it's that the entire thing is utterly broken and dysfunctional from top to bottom and that deciding the outcome of cases by having the two sides play a game of Buckaroo would be much cheaper and no less likely to result in a just outcome.
 
Useful_Mistake said:
Please find attached the complaint and information upon which the accused was charged. The person raped was a girl of three, not a boy like Shane. But the rape did happen with a butter knife. Shane literally stole a rape story for himself. Sick.

(there were four males and females under five who were also raped, but no real information was provided, nor was the rapist apparently charged over it)
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They probably went with the case they could win.
 
If he indeed lifted the rape story from some poor kid that's low even for a barely human mongoloid like Shame. I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if he did, another lie on the pile of lies that make up the sad existence of one Shane Nokes.
 
Spunt said:
The one thing I've learned about the US legal system from my time on this forum it's that the entire thing is utterly broken and dysfunctional from top to bottom and that deciding the outcome of cases by having the two sides play a game of Buckaroo would be much cheaper and no less likely to result in a just outcome.
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The issue with the U.S. legal system is that it really amounts to 51 different legal systems (one for each state plus the federal government), but more pressing than that is that nearly all of them are staffed by senile old retarded Boomers who don’t know their ass from their elbow.
 
Seafarer said:
The issue with the U.S. legal system is that it really amounts to 51 different legal systems (one for each state plus the federal government), but more pressing than that is that nearly all of them are staffed by senile old retarded Boomers who don’t know their ass from their elbow.
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I spent hours today just poring through ancient microfiche of even more ancient HANDWRITTEN records not even in alphabetical order, because I just like had to, you know, for reasons. This wasn't even I was looking for some ancient records from the 19th Century or some shit, but at a time I was an adult, this hick court was still keeping records in handwriting on paper.

And half of it looked like it was handwritten by a fucking retard like a Juke or a Kallikak.
 
We all knew he was a little bitch, but it's horrifying that he'd skinwalk as a 4 year old rape victim.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
We all knew he was a little bitch, but it's horrifying that he'd skinwalk as a 4 year old rape victim.
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Self inserting yourself into a child's rape is insane. This really brings a new level to his nickname "Shame". If this is truly just a story he appropriated, what even is the point of linking it? The fact that the butter knife rape sob story has been referenced for so long now leads me to believe he's deluded himself to the point he thinks it actually happened. Does anybody actually believe it's even a possibility he was raped by a butter knife?

Also happy Thanksgiving Shane! I'm sure your family is looking forward to dinner without you. ;)
 
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