💪 Tough Guys Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

Dead Lion said:
would rub this 25 dollar hot sauce
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Ruben should do it since that isn't hot sauce, it is literally reaper pepper and mace.
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Was bored, made this.

Edit: Complete final website source code, me and three diffrent LLM's were unable to figure out how to make the cube perferct.

Code: 
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<meta charset="UTF-8">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
<title>Cube Saga Tracker</title>
<style>
  body {
    margin: 0;
    padding: 2em 1em;
    background: #0d0d0d;
    font-family: monospace;
    color: #fff;
    overflow: hidden;
    display: flex;
    flex-direction: column;
    align-items: center;
    perspective: 1000px;
  }

  h1 {
    font-size: 1.8em;
    margin-bottom: 1em;
    color: #00ffee;
    position: relative;
    z-index: 1;
  }

  .counter {
    background: #1b1b1b;
    border-radius: 8px;
    padding: 1em 2em;
    margin: 1em;
    width: fit-content;
    box-shadow: 0 0 15px rgba(0, 255, 204, 0.1);
    position: relative;
    z-index: 1;
  }

  .label {
    font-size: 1.1em;
    color: #ffcc00;
    margin-bottom: 0.4em;
  }

  .time {
    font-size: 1.3em;
    color: #00ffcc;
  }

  .hours {
    margin-top: 0.3em;
    font-size: 1.1em;
    color: #ffcc00;
  }

  .links {
    margin-top: 2em;
    display: flex;
    flex-wrap: wrap;
    justify-content: center;
    gap: 1em;
    position: relative;
    z-index: 1;
  }

  .links a {
    color: #00ffee;
    text-decoration: none;
    background: #1a1a1a;
    padding: 0.6em 1.2em;
    border-radius: 6px;
    box-shadow: 0 0 8px rgba(0,255,255,0.2);
    transition: background 0.2s, color 0.2s;
  }

  .links a:hover {
    background: #00ffee;
    color: #000;
  }

  /* Cube container and cube */
  .cube-container {
    position: fixed;
    top: 0;
    left: 0;
    width: 120px;
    height: 120px;
    transform-style: preserve-3d;
    z-index: 0;
  }

  .cube {
    width: 100px;
    height: 100px;
    position: absolute;
    transform-style: preserve-3d;
    transform-origin: center center;
  }

  .face {
    position: absolute;
    width: 100px;
    height: 100px;
    transform-style: preserve-3d;
    display: grid;
    grid-template-columns: repeat(3, 1fr);
    grid-template-rows: repeat(3, 1fr);
    backface-visibility: hidden;
    border: 2px solid #000;
    background-color: black; /* Interior black */
    box-sizing: border-box;
  }

  .face .sticker {
    width: 32px;
    height: 32px;
    margin: 2px;
    box-sizing: border-box;
    border-radius: 2px;
    border: 1px solid #000;
    box-shadow: inset -3px -3px 5px rgba(0,0,0,0.4), inset 3px 3px 5px rgba(255,255,255,0.2);
  }

  /* Positioning cube faces */
  .front  { transform: rotateY(0deg) translateZ(50px); }
  .back   { transform: rotateY(180deg) translateZ(50px); }
  .right  { transform: rotateY(90deg) translateZ(50px); }
  .left   { transform: rotateY(-90deg) translateZ(50px); }
  .top    { transform: rotateX(90deg) translateZ(50px); }
  .bottom { transform: rotateX(-90deg) translateZ(50px); }
</style>
</head>
<body>

<h1>🧠 Alex Hogendorp is attempting to solve a Petaminx</h1>

<div class="counter">
  <div class="label">🌀 Since the Petaminx has been scrambled:</div>
  <div id="sinceA" class="time"></div>
  <div id="hoursA" class="hours"></div>
</div>

<div class="counter">
  <div class="label">🎥 Since last update video:</div>
  <div id="sinceB" class="time"></div>
  <div id="hoursB" class="hours"></div>
</div>

<div class="links">
  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpLrXTNpILE" target="_blank">🎲 Initial Scrambling</a>
  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg09DhBPE-0" target="_blank">🎥 Last Update Video</a>
  <a href="https://kiwifarms.st/threads/alex-hogendorp-lunar-eclipse-paradox-kermisvoyager1997-betterskatez-chords-of-brazil-funky-the-clown-and-many-more.213066/" target="_blank">🧩 KiwiFarms Thread</a>
</div>

<div class="cube-container" id="cubeContainer">
  <div class="cube" id="cube">
    <div class="face front"></div>
    <div class="face back"></div>
    <div class="face right"></div>
    <div class="face left"></div>
    <div class="face top"></div>
    <div class="face bottom"></div>
  </div>
</div>

<script>
  // --- Cube stickers ---
  const faceColors = ["red","blue","green","yellow","orange","white"];
  const cube = document.getElementById('cube');

  cube.querySelectorAll('.face').forEach((face, i) => {
    for(let j=0;j<9;j++){
      const s = document.createElement('div');
      s.classList.add('sticker');
      s.style.background = `linear-gradient(135deg, ${faceColors[i]} 60%, rgba(0,0,0,0.2))`;
      face.appendChild(s);
    }
  });

  // --- Bounce variables ---
  const cubeContainer = document.getElementById('cubeContainer');
  let posX = Math.random() * (window.innerWidth - 100);
  let posY = Math.random() * (window.innerHeight - 100);
  let velX = 3 + Math.random()*2;
  let velY = 3 + Math.random()*2;
  let rotX = Math.random()*360;
  let rotY = Math.random()*360;
  let rotVelX = 1.5 + Math.random();
  let rotVelY = 1.5 + Math.random();

  function randomColor() { return faceColors[Math.floor(Math.random()*faceColors.length)]; }

  function bounceCube() {
    posX += velX;
    posY += velY;

    if(posX < 0 || posX + 100 > window.innerWidth){
      velX *= -1;
      cube.querySelectorAll('.sticker').forEach(s => s.style.background = `linear-gradient(135deg, ${randomColor()} 60%, rgba(0,0,0,0.2))`);
      posX = Math.max(0, Math.min(posX, window.innerWidth - 100));
    }
    if(posY < 0 || posY + 100 > window.innerHeight){
      velY *= -1;
      cube.querySelectorAll('.sticker').forEach(s => s.style.background = `linear-gradient(135deg, ${randomColor()} 60%, rgba(0,0,0,0.2))`);
      posY = Math.max(0, Math.min(posY, window.innerHeight - 100));
    }

    rotX += rotVelX;
    rotY += rotVelY;

    cubeContainer.style.transform = `translate(${posX}px, ${posY}px)`;
    cube.style.transform = `rotateX(${rotX}deg) rotateY(${rotY}deg)`;

    requestAnimationFrame(bounceCube);
  }

  bounceCube();

  // --- Counters ---
  const datePentaminx = new Date("2025-11-11T04:00:00");
  const dateUpdateVideo = new Date("2025-11-11T19:50:00");

  const elA = document.getElementById("sinceA");
  const elB = document.getElementById("sinceB");
  const hoursA = document.getElementById("hoursA");
  const hoursB = document.getElementById("hoursB");

  function updateTimes() {
    const now = new Date();
    const diffA = now - datePentaminx;
    const diffB = now - dateUpdateVideo;

    elA.textContent = formatTime(diffA);
    elB.textContent = formatTime(diffB);
    hoursA.textContent = formatHours(diffA);
    hoursB.textContent = formatHours(diffB);
  }

  function formatTime(ms) {
    if (ms < 0) return "In the future";
    const totalSeconds = Math.floor(ms / 1000);
    const days = Math.floor(totalSeconds / 86400);
    const hours = Math.floor((totalSeconds % 86400) / 3600);
    const minutes = Math.floor((totalSeconds % 3600) / 60);
    const seconds = totalSeconds % 60;
    return `It has been ${days} days, ${hours} hours, ${minutes} minutes, and ${seconds} seconds.`;
  }

  function formatHours(ms) {
    if (ms < 0) return "";
    const totalHours = Math.floor(ms / (1000 * 60 * 60));
    return `(${totalHours.toLocaleString()} total hours)`;
  }

  updateTimes();
  setInterval(updateTimes, 1000);
</script>

</body>
</html>
 
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Dead Lion said:
Alex has found a cube

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I love how this thing is still in its box brand new. Chances are despite his claims he has not solved it.
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It is infinitely more impressive to see someone struggling to solve a Rubiks cube on their own than to see them solve it using an algorithm they looked up online. One of the primary differences between high IQ and low IQ people is mental resilience to solving puzzles/engaging and cognitive tasks. If someone is willing to spend all day struggling to solve a 3x3 that is much more of an indication that they are intelligent than being able to solve a 9x9x12.

Also, if you've ever solved a Rubiks cube before you know that the same principles apply as you scale up the shape. 9x9 cubes exist solely to tell other people that you have a big brain. Rubiks cubes are toys, and anything larger than a 4x4 necessarily feels messy to touch and manipulate because the slack of the mechanism inside to allow for so many layers. There is literally no reason anyone would want to use such a large cube besides to say "look how smart I am!"
 
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Fucking immediately the retard uploads another video bemoaning some Norwegian pedo getting arested for playing a lolicon VN (probably he also had actual 'p on his computer).


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I think this is the story.

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

Ninjad god damn it.
 
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Garden variety lolicon defence.

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11;30 seconds of nothing said.

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His progress is predictably slowing down. Can anybody make out the background noise?
 
Flaming_Barghast said:
Those are pretty much for novalty, too. A bunch of moving parts that are different sizes are begging to break.
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Apparently the "good" ones use magnets to hold them together for that very reason.
Anstiv said:
If someone is willing to spend all day struggling to solve a 3x3 that is much more of an indication that they are intelligent than being able to solve a 9x9x12.
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Took me a couple minutes to solve it the first time. I took it apart and put it back together again finished.
 
AnOminous said:
Apparently the "good" ones use magnets to hold them together for that very reason
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That's also the reason retards aren't allowed to play with them. That many colorful small candy shaped magnets? History has shown us that magnets are probably the worst substance to eat. They stick to each other and end up just destroying your digestive system.

I hope they bought Alex the magnet one.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
That's also the reason retards aren't allowed to play with them. That many colorful small candy shaped magnets? History has shown us that magnets are probably the worst substance to eat. They stick to each other and end up just destroying your digestive system.

I hope they bought Alex the magnet one.
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He did not like that.

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We are approaching two days since scrambling. I'm reasonable, I do no expect Alex to spend every waking hour on this but 4 hours a day is probably reasonable considering Alex is unemployed.

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He is around halfway through. It will probably take him like four days which is way more than it should take even when following a tutorial. If he doesn't further slow down.

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New video with a small revelation:

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Alex reveals that he goes to a Day Hospital. This means two thing:

1. He was at one point or another sent to the looney bin.
2. He is undergoing psychiatric care

Alex might have actually tried to kill himself at one point or another. There was a period after the thread was created when he was largely inactive after all (around the BBL incident) with his mother joining the forum and having to speak for him.
 
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Dead Lion said:
He did not like that.
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We are approaching two days since scrambling. I'm reasonable, I do no expect Alex to spend every waking hour on this but 4 hours a day is probably reasonable considering Alex is unemployed.

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He is around halfway through. It will probably take him like four days which is way more than it should take even when following a tutorial. If he doesn't further slow down.

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New video with a small revelation:
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Alex reveals that he goes to a Day Hospital. This means two thing:

1. He was at one point or another sent to the looney bin.
2. He is undergoing psychiatric care

Alex might have actually tried to kill himself at one point or another. There was a period after the thread was created when he was largely inactive after all (around the BBL incident) with his mother joining the forum and having to speak for him.
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I HIGHLY suggest watching this, omg. Made 3 people near me almost cry laughing.
> admits his piece of shit cube broke already so not magnetic
>spergs about "changing someone's pfp should be AN ILLEGAL"
>Mentions pedo in norway
 
Alex is stumped on what 67 means. He thinks people are going along with meaningless memes because of "the apocalypse" like the letter E wasn't a meme in 2018.
"67"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF6aJ5QoKHw

At the end of the video he starts pissing into the toilet and has problems flusing it :story: I wish I was joking. Funniest shit he's done in months.
 
Since this dude loves loli nugget girls, do you think he's repressing being gay? I've noticed a lot of low iq and heavily autistic people for some reason tend to be gay.

Alao 20$ he's the type of tard to see industrial salt and think he can use it to season food.
 
Flaming_Barghast said:
Since this dude loves loli nugget girls, do you think he's repressing being gay? I've noticed a lot of low iq and heavily autistic people for some reason tend to be gay.

Alao 20$ he's the type of tard to see industrial salt and think he can use it to season food.
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He’s openly bisexual or at least was at one point in time I’ve seen electrons more consistent than him.
 
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