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It's just his extreme agoraphobia and making up excuses to never go out. He could obviously just pay someone to look after Jasper Kitty while he's away and I bet there's a thousand services in his city that do that exact shit.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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You could get Phil to admit to murdering someone in cold blood, he'd just retcon it on the next pre-stream cope session.
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Did Phil get Jasper the Wolverine catnip toy?
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The idea there being some kind of "gotcha" interview or whatever I don't think will ever happen. As has been stated already, Phil will just lie or retcon or whatever he thinks is best for him at the time, regardless of how hard or soft the interview is. The Steve interview was about as confrontational as it's going to get, and I don't imagine that Asmondgold's chat with him will be as informed or pointed. He said himself that he simply thinks that it will be funny, and I think it will be too, but this is not some forensic interview; to me it's him just wanting to hear how Phil plans on spinning things, how Phil plans on explaining how he's not actually a beggar or a bad person.
Having said that, I am looking forward to the interview the same way I look forward to every time Phil is given a platform to "explain himself" - Phil is going to absolutely hang himself. Again. This time in front of 30k+ viewers live and millions after the fact. If any reasonable person spends any amount of time listening to him prattle on they invariably will come away thinking he's a joke at best or a downright scumbag more often than not. I see no reason for this to not be the case with Asmongold and his audience, and by extension all the incidentals who will either stumble upon or learn more about Phil via this exposure. It will be the biggest stage for Phil to fuck himself over on in recent memory, and he will undoubtedly do so.
If in the unlikely event Phil acquires a whale or whales out of this - so what? I don't give a shit about Phil receiving money, he was embarrassing back before he was actively begging anyway. It is funny to watch him squirm, desperate for the money buff, but I mean the funniest shit to me is still his unnatural ineptitude at games. It's also already very apparent that he'll beg anyway, so it's not like this will move the needle at all. The money, regardless of amount, is gone as quick as it comes in. If you're dumb enough to give money to Phil then you also probably shouldn't have money, so in a way it's just nature working itself out. Given how little he's gotten out of this "drama" already, I doubt this is a future we're likely to exist in anyway.
TL;DR Interview will be funny. Phil will embarrass himself to millions of roachlings. Potential profit for Phil is as inconsequential as it is unlikely.
Having said that, I am looking forward to the interview the same way I look forward to every time Phil is given a platform to "explain himself" - Phil is going to absolutely hang himself. Again. This time in front of 30k+ viewers live and millions after the fact. If any reasonable person spends any amount of time listening to him prattle on they invariably will come away thinking he's a joke at best or a downright scumbag more often than not. I see no reason for this to not be the case with Asmongold and his audience, and by extension all the incidentals who will either stumble upon or learn more about Phil via this exposure. It will be the biggest stage for Phil to fuck himself over on in recent memory, and he will undoubtedly do so.
If in the unlikely event Phil acquires a whale or whales out of this - so what? I don't give a shit about Phil receiving money, he was embarrassing back before he was actively begging anyway. It is funny to watch him squirm, desperate for the money buff, but I mean the funniest shit to me is still his unnatural ineptitude at games. It's also already very apparent that he'll beg anyway, so it's not like this will move the needle at all. The money, regardless of amount, is gone as quick as it comes in. If you're dumb enough to give money to Phil then you also probably shouldn't have money, so in a way it's just nature working itself out. Given how little he's gotten out of this "drama" already, I doubt this is a future we're likely to exist in anyway.
TL;DR Interview will be funny. Phil will embarrass himself to millions of roachlings. Potential profit for Phil is as inconsequential as it is unlikely.
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He didn't stream so why would Phil be in there? We know he doesn't enjoy games. The only thing of note is that he didn't gin tweet that week, which again doesn't say much because his wedding night.
Yes, and then Phil would go "But the thing is..." and talk in circles. These interviewers should just pry out the answer and mute him. And, yes, he'll just be back the next day babbling for an hour about some menial thing before getting to any point and get money from some lonely retard. It never ends.
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King of Stupid but I do appreciate you proving the meme correct in unnecessary replies
It was $50 in only tips as he hid the rest to feign poor
This seems to also be a lolcow trait. Steal Toe does it, Stuttering Bomb does it......................
Donut.............................glazed donut.
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I'm definitely splitting hairs, but is it technically agoraphobia if the behavior stems purely from a narcissistic need to control interactions entirely?
Like it's more autistic rage at the existence of other people mixed with learned helplessness about being bullied due to his immediately obvious unlikeability.
Actually I talked myself into agreeing with you. Even if it's not a traditional/"natural" fear of other people, it definitely qualifies as "an anxiety disorder characterized by the intense fear of being in situations where escape may be difficult or help is not readily available, often leading to avoidance of public places." It's just that he's addicted to escaping from anything that even threatens his narc bubble, and help is never available because nobody ever takes his side (because he's being an ass in all directions at all times.)
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I love how DSP doesn't really get that he just be alone in that room with two skeletons forever "surviving" with a smug face thinking he's right and forgetting he's supposed to try leaving the room.
Screaming to himself forever "I'M HAPPY"
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This is pretty easy - it's mixed in with the other "business" expenses that were needed to make him appear as insolvent. Even last year when he bought shit for his streams, he wasn't spending $5k in a month, as he declared he did in 2019. Which btw we could see his streams in 2019, they were poverty looking at best, and there are no big purchases you can even point to that would equate to such a high amount of business expenses.
Also bankruptcy forms don't need to explain where money is going, just that you can't pay your debts given the money you bring in less reasonable expenses. Phil having a business where he could dump thousands of dollars of spending and having a wife who makes nothing made it very easy to get underneath the magic number that said he couldn't pay his debt. It's the only real measure you need in terms of bankruptcy. If you're above it, you have to explain more, if you're below it, you're home free.
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To add to that, during the bankruptcy call he had to explain what was "WWE network" and he did claim explicitly that he needs it for his business.
Thus lying while under oath. Not that it matters that much since he's a little fish in an ocean of fraudsters.
The only thing to get out of all this is how every time he thinks he can game the system he tries to do it.
Btw if the interview is 30min I'm curious if he's still going to do a "decompression stream" after.
Just imagine it, a 30min interview followed by a 3h begging and gaslighting session.
Sidescroller really did a number on him making him think every interview needs a decompression session after.
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Now imagine if asmon decides he needs one after talking to the pig roach
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Today I learned that AI was fed a substantial amount of DSP videos as training data. At least enough to get Phil's voice down pretty good.
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ai phil looks albanian
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Yeah, it picked up on the depressing aura Phil radiates but looks otherwise pretty off. I was mainly impressed by the voice.
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Alright, so doing something things irl and had that stupid leaf game stream in the background, as soon as ICS on the 220 account donated, a guy named Guy_Guyson also donated (7 day old account) I went and looked up the chat logs and it has all the criteria of being ICS's alt, so I started wondering "How many of these random Sock accounts on kick that come in, donate, say dentractor shit, and are never seen again are ICS's?" I plugged in 3 of them I got logged and every single one of them had ICS's typing style in their chat history.
ICS is the one creating all the fucking sock accounts on kick and donating to Phil. If I have time this weekend, I'll do a 2nd expose-ay.
ICS is the one creating all the fucking sock accounts on kick and donating to Phil. If I have time this weekend, I'll do a 2nd expose-ay.
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Is that Ricky Berwick?
morel style individual
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What would actually happen:
- "Phil, you accused me of defamation. Did I defame you?"
- "Well, listen, Mr. Gold. Here's the thing. About twenty years ago, I was laid off from a helicopter company. There were a few reasons behind it, but mainly..."
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Once again, Iron Cuck proves the theory that being retarded and an attention whore still doesn't earn you a pass into the cool kids club.
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This is "creating multiple emails to subscribe to yourself" levels of crazy