I wish we had footage of him telling Kat “honey, we can’t have a honeymoon until the cat dies”. Once Jasper dies it’ll be another insane excuse. HES A HERMIT. Refusing to go out for more than a day is so alien you’d think it’s made up if you weren’t in the Snortex.
I'm watching the WPIG coverage of Dave going over the Joon doc and it's interesting to watch him slowly box himself in. He used to do stuff. He wasn't popular, he was still an annoying faggot that everyone hated but at least he did stuff. It's like seeing an experiment on what social isolation does to someone play out in front of us. Phil has always been retarded and autistic but this alien quality he has is getting worse and imo it's because he doesn't have any social interactions. When he was talking about Asmon being a bitch a few days ago he literally said "say it to my face, say it in person" when what he meant was "say it to a camera alone in your room, but at the same time as I'm saying it to a camera alone in my room". Not that it's news but the projection to call his detractors "losers that are constantly online and never leave the house" is wild.
I still cant wrap my head around this one. When I was a kid, especially in the summer time, every single day was spent outside either riding bikes or at the pool. We basically weren't even allowed in the house while there was daylight unless it was raining. I couldn't imagine being a kid just sitting inside alone playing video games all day like phil did.
I still doubt he had every one of theses toys, Phillstory shows us that he's willing to lie about what videogames he played in the past and what console he owned, what's stopping him from lying about toys he played with as a kid ?
is it real? he looks broken. thats not normal.
I think in Phil's mind, if he has the means to do something, then that's good enough and he can lie about it.
Yeah Phail always had light hoarding tendencies, as seen with him overspending on DVDs and Blu-Rays, and by purchasing gaymer statues, mostly of characters he knew nothing about and in some cases he didn't even play the games they appeared in. With the DVD/Blu-Ray case especially, he admitted that he would just impulse purchase a bunch of movies and when he came home he realized he had a bunch of duplicates. He also never watched the vast majority of his movie collection. So I can totally buy him having all of those toys because he told Linda he wanted them and he'd just end up never playing with them.
This is happening more often than it should. His vision is going to get even worse down the line.
He should play with his new friend Sir Asmon of Gold.
I asked this the other day and nothing and Piggy said it would either happen today or tomorrow back on the weekend. I'm hoping Asmond blows him off as well and we see more desperation attempts in the form of 2:30am spam messages.
I actually agree with Null. Everything else you said however is pretty spot on. Well done lad.
I see a portion of the board needs to learn the “anything claimed without evidence may be discarded without evidence” lesson when it comes to Phil again.
Damn good to see you
The part where he got turned into a turkey nearly gave me an aneurysm from laughing so hard.
I hope he tries to bring up how much MMORPG are impossible to stream in front of Asmongold.
I would like to see Phil go hungry for a week or so. I mean real hunger. I used to think it would trigger an epiphany for him where he realized that all of his complaining would seem so trivial and he'd change from it. Now, I think he'd just have an endless supply of pity stories and beg material.