I wonder if Phil regrets saying "It doesn't matter if it's honest, it's still an answer". That quote's a perfect demonstration of the kind of person he is, and the fact that he still occasionally tries to justify it all this time later suggests that he's particularly tilted about how people reacted to it.
This is poison for any real interview. From now on he'll only get Steve Cambian/Sir Gold-style interviews where the goal is to milk the cow and dunk on you for fun and internet points. He has irreparably destroyed any possibility of anyone interviewing him fairly for truth because he didn't just go on an interview and lie (as well as accidentally admit to a bunch of other things) he doubled down on lying, which shows he thinks it's justifiable for some mentally retarded reason that no one who is sane can understand.
Since his audience (unironic dsp fans) are a just a bundle of rerards then he’s best off at getting more games like Pokémon. But of course, he will just play the next new game and then bitch about it and the lolcow DSP cycle continues. Very susseful.
Seriously, the only legit audience he's managed to cultivate was teenagers very early on who have very little shitbag-o-meter, then trolls, and finally his modern nontent era where everything is guides and still awful gameplay to avoid TIHYDP, he can only lure in the actual dents, god save them. He streams predictably and they're slow paced with lots of looping. It was like it was designed specifically for the mentally handicapped.
The guy who calls people idiots 100 times a day from inside his "office" but turtled up when he did get publicly confronted talking about facing off with people in real life
Not just in his office, but when detractors spooked him a little, he moved across the country and into a private gated neighborhood and bragged no one knew where he lived (until he promptly phonebooked himself).
You’d think Phil would get tired of publicly fumbling interview attempts.
1000 monkey podcasters with 1000 monkey microphones will eventually yield a positive interview that saves the business. Problem is, monkeys are slightly smarter than dents and tend to sniff test him out relatively easily.
Hateful slurs is still a stupid reason for any punishment
It wasn't hateful slurs, I hate that his lie took so well. He read the email and even read that it wasn't from their terms of service team who handles community code of conduct stuff, but from the "Content Licensing Department" and many detractors back then talked about from time to time that he was turning off the stream and immediately uploading his garbage to Youtube. This breaks the Twitch Partnership Program Content Licensing Agreement. User
@Nigel of Ukip is a retarded ween alog who is part of the battling with
@Null history (encouraging and whipping people up for mild alogging in the thread like retards), said multiple times he was cooking something up and talking to Twitch legal team about it, exchanging emails and evidence. It's very likely they got his bullshit to the right hands, and they used his licensing agreement to break with him. DSP put the hateful slurs bullshit in there to specifically have something he felt he could disprove easily. DSP broke regular TOS multiple times a month and was never banned with hundreds of reddit tards filing reports everytime. He was on some list just like on YT to filter out most of that. But Nigel likely looked up someone on Linkedin from the legal department, and got into their ear. That or he just hated DSP so much he sucked enough dicks to make magic happen.
To be fair, Phil has been consistent (probably maintained lies) with this. He made a big deal about someone checking in on Jasper Kitty daily during the wedding, and he's still annoyingly not spilled the beans on that week off yet.
He did hint at someone nearby doing it, and said "family" once. The safest bet is that his gay aunt, who previously lived in Seattle, she was previously married to a man. That man would be DSP's uncle whom he's mentioned having a relationship with as a kiddo. I believe that DSP fucking hates his Dad, hates how much his Mom rules his life, and moved out to Seattle, the land of milk and honey (and gated old folks condos) to be closer to the one family member he still liked because of nostalgia. He wanted to hide where he was, he wanted to get away from parents, and he wanted to save on taxes. Despite other places that Leanna provably researched and showed him would be better for these spoken reasons, he picked his place.
I can't imagine Khet loving that cat
Khet hates Jasper. Everytime she was on stream with him, she didn't want to touch him much and wanted him off her when he tried. It's clear he's perfectly comfortable with her and she just doesn't like him. DSP even lifted Jasper off of Khet's lap. Truth is, Leanna moved out, immediately moved in with a male (likely gay) roommate and got a cat. Posted it on Insta. DSP, ever the pocket watching jealous narc, ran out to get a cat himself. Leanna had begged for a cat for years. Leanna came by to pick up more stuff over the next 6 months and I think he legit thought he still had a chance. He still let her use his car AND paid her cell bill. I also think at some point she made it clear that it wasn't going to happen, and that's why he had the incel retard tier rant about how they were done and that meant she couldn't keep coming and getting their stuff, ya get it?
"Since we broke up all your things in my house are mine now go away you dumb bitch." Then he grew attached to the cat. I also think the reason why sometimes the door is closed and Jasper isn't allowed in, and sometimes it's open and Jasper nearly always swings by for a second is because she fucking hates the cat, and she hates hearing him yap even more. So when he's streaming the damned door needs to be closed and Jasper has to go away (to her old room or the master bedroom). This explains why he's always so insistent on knowing when she got home. It also makes his
"I carry Jasper up the stairs in a cardboard box to be in my bedroom with me overnight every night" make a little more sense, as we suspected for years she slept in a different room. I would also wager that Khet the Whale now owns the lower floor to some degree, because she struggles to get up the stairs and the rare occasion she does she needs the base camp ottoman at the top as a resting spot.
doesn’t give enough of a shit about Khet to get off his ass
No, it was always just her monkeybranching to what is effectively a passport bro marriage of convenience hobosexual situation. Neither one of them cares that much for each other, they're barely friends even. She does NOT want him touching her on stream. If my spouse gave me that look I'd think I had the plague or something. She is literally
tired out by his yapping.
