💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Maker's Mark]

I feel like the Red Robin restaurants here in Canada are pretty decent when it comes to the burgers. Fries are mediocre even with the dips you can choose from.

 

[Bassomatic]

Red Robin is food, I haven't been to one in probably 15 years but have a warm childhood memory I'll be semi brief about it. So it's always had a huge option/topping menu and prices were fair.

We didn't have a lot of money growing up and there was one on the way to my grand parents shore home. We'd stop there for lunch (Momma Basso is a trooper as a vegetarian) as a big treat, my brother and I would look at the full 2 pages of topping options and talk and debate. As kids this was a big treat to go out to eat and have full options. But for us kids this was like debating bible verses... then we'd get our burgers and enjoy them.

I'm shocked Jack didn't complain it's too small.

 

[Polska krowa]

I think we missed this one because the Eye to Eye channel is a content desert, but I'm not even 30 seconds in and Jack admits that he doesn't know whether or not dinosaurs existed. Probably going to give my full breakdown and notes tomorrow.

No chance I'm sitting through this, but I'm going to take a stab in the dark that they reiterate Ken Ham/Kent Hovind-tier Young Earth Creationist arguments that humans and dinosaurs co-existed prior to Da Flood™. It's the only way a YEC like Jack could rationalise the existence of dinos.

By dinosaurs, I don't mean animals that survived the asteroid; I mean T Rexs, Triceratops, etc.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

No chance I'm sitting through this, but I'm going to take a stab in the dark that they reiterate Ken Ham/Kent Hovind-tier Young Earth Creationist arguments that humans and dinosaurs co-existed prior to Da Flood™. It's the only way a YEC like Jack could rationalise the existence of dinos.

By dinosaurs, I don't mean animals that survived the asteroid; I mean T Rexs, Triceratops, etc.

Nah. Dino bones are a trick of Satan.

But Jack is missing an opportunity to recreate brontosaurus ribs that tip his scootypuff over,

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

No chance I'm sitting through this, but I'm going to take a stab in the dark that they reiterate Ken Ham/Kent Hovind-tier Young Earth Creationist arguments that humans and dinosaurs co-existed prior to Da Flood™. It's the only way a YEC like Jack could rationalise the existence of dinos.

By dinosaurs, I don't mean animals that survived the asteroid; I mean T Rexs, Triceratops, etc.

Anyone who thinks that the Flintstones where a documentary needs to never procreate.

 

[Sneedmiser]

No chance I'm sitting through this, but I'm going to take a stab in the dark that they reiterate Ken Ham/Kent Hovind-tier Young Earth Creationist arguments that humans and dinosaurs co-existed prior to Da Flood™. It's the only way a YEC like Jack could rationalise the existence of dinos.

By dinosaurs, I don't mean animals that survived the asteroid; I mean T Rexs, Triceratops, etc.

Actually Jack can't say whether or not they existed, but his co-host says that both dinosaurs and dragons existed. I only watched about half but he believes that the Behemoth is a sauropod and the Leviathan is a dragon that couldn't fly but was able to jump out of the water to "master the land".

Never assume baseline YEC insanity with these people. Though maybe I'm being unfair because he used the NLT so I guess those Jews who compiled Job might have had credible reports of Mokele Mbembe while they were living under the Assyrians.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Actually Jack can't say whether or not they existed, but his co-host says that both dinosaurs and dragons existed. I only watched about half but he believes that the Behemoth is a sauropod and the Leviathan is a dragon that couldn't fly but was able to jump out of the water to "master the land".

Never assume baseline YEC insanity with these people. Though maybe I'm being unfair because he used the NLT so I guess those Jews who compled Job might have had credible reports of Mokele Mbembe while they were living under the Assyrians.

When I was in college, I took a geography course. There was a fat redneck who complained that the earth was only 6000 years old so the professor had to have a disclaimer at the beginning of the next class that the course was in the context of an earth that is 4.5 billion years old.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Bottomless/never-ending/all-you-can-eat is usually a red flag for a location.

Or the fact that 9 out of 10 people will never get their money's worth from eating there. That's the problem I have with "all you can eat" places or joints that give you "unlimited" whatever. You have to eat way too much to make it worthwhile.

But for Fatty he loves it because the Wendigo finally feels full after eating three times as much as a normal human being does.

When I was in college, I took a geography course. There was a fat redneck who complained that the earth was only 6000 years old so the professor had to have a disclaimer at the beginning of the next class that the course was in the context of an earth that is 4.5 billion years old.

Like in high school biology. The annoying born again Christian student argued with the teacher about evolution. Teacher was having none of it and basically said "evolution is science, creationism isn't. Don't like it? I suggest you take another class".

Student was gone by next class.

Yeah the teacher was a grade A asshole but he knew his stuff.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Or the fact that 9 out of 10 people will never get their money's worth from eating there. That's the problem I have with "all you can eat" places or joints that give you "unlimited" whatever. You have to eat way too much to make it worthwhile.

But for Fatty he loves it because the Wendigo finally feels full after eating three times as much as a normal human being does.

Yep and they also strategically place the cheap, starchy foods that fill you up all over so they fill you up instead of the expensive stuff.

I eat a lot thanks to working out a lot but my concern with buffets is more food safety. You can't guarantee that the fat ass in line ahead of you has clean hands or that some snot-nosed kid hasn't touched that food with his bare hands.

 

[the khat quaffer]

I think we missed this one because the Eye to Eye channel is a content desert, but I'm not even 30 seconds in and Jack admits that he doesn't know whether or not dinosaurs existed. Probably going to give my full breakdown and notes tomorrow.

Absolute fucking nothingburger of a video. His faggot-ass co-host is somehow more boring than him. Nothing to harvest, nothing to quote. I tapped out halfway through. Fuck you Jack and fuck your retard co-host for casting a black shadow on my Zelda playthrough. FUCK YOU. You and your channel suck.

In a word, it sucks. Dinysaurs, Jews, Middle East. Yes, it sucks.

 

[AnOminous]

Red Robin is okay, good shakes but yeah, the burgers are pretty mediocre. Not worth the price and the fries are awful even though they're bottomless

It's been okay every time I've been there. I've never had anything cold or bad, even the shakes. Of course I also haven't been to one in 20 years. A lot of places have gone to shit. It was never really worth the prices, though. If I want to overpay for a burger it's going to be Five Guys.

 

[Adamska]

Never assume baseline YEC insanity with these people. Though maybe I'm being unfair because he used the NLT so I guess those Jews who compled Job might have had credible reports of Mokele Mbembe while they were living under the Assyrians.

It's because you never know what shitty flavor of YEC grift they're going to go. Quite a few actually just say they're props placed there by Satan or scientists to lie about the grand creation. Some say they're different sized versions of stuff we have today. Others love to use them as missionaries like the ilk Fat Jack and his Host do. These lot also like to use them to explain dragons too.

Not that it matters since Jack is going to die and scream fatly when he is sent to hell.

 

[Polska krowa]

It's been okay every time I've been there. I've never had anything cold or bad, even the shakes. Of course I also haven't been to one in 20 years. A lot of places have gone to shit. It was never really worth the prices, though. If I want to overpay for a burger it's going to be Five Guys.

In my local city, all but one Five Guys has gone fully halal (no pork products, as opposed to selling halal beef in the same kitchen that prepares bacon, etc), and the only non-halal Five Guys is staffed exclusively by middle aged Jeets/Jeetas (as every shop or food outlet that isn't mass-produced slop is here in the UK) and hijabis - I've stopped going altogether, as they'll either tell me they have no bacon, or not say anything and leave it off the burger.

 

[densedance]

In my local city, all but one Five Guys has gone fully halal (no pork products, as opposed to selling halal beef in the same kitchen that prepares bacon, etc), and the only non-halal Five Guys is staffed exclusively by middle aged Jeets/Jeetas (as every shop or food outlet that isn't mass-produced slop is here in the UK) and hijabis - I've stopped going altogether, as they'll either tell me they have no bacon, or not say anything and leave it off the burger.

Wtf there is halal Five Guys? Mashallah.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Yep and they also strategically place the cheap, starchy foods that fill you up all over so they fill you up instead of the expensive stuff.

I eat a lot thanks to working out a lot but my concern with buffets is more food safety. You can't guarantee that the fat ass in line ahead of you has clean hands or that some snot-nosed kid hasn't touched that food with his bare hands.

Exactly. In one of those buffets you go for the high ticket items and avoid the really cheap stuff. If it's a Chinese buffet avoid the noodles and the rice. Head for the shrimp, lobster and other seafood you can recognize.

Actually I avoid buffets more so for the cost but also for the reasons you mentioned.

Quite a few actually just say they're props placed there by Satan or scientists to lie about the grand creation.

Yeah the "placed there by Satan" doesn't make sense. After all it's only fundamentalists that take the entire bible seriously. The whole 6000 year old Earth isn't even in there. It was some guy adding up all the begats, saying a generation is 20 years and coming up with 4004 BC as the creation of the universe. That's really all it is.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Absolute fucking nothingburger of a video. His faggot-ass co-host is somehow more boring than him. Nothing to harvest, nothing to quote. I tapped out halfway through. Fuck you Jack and fuck your retard co-host for casting a black shadow on my Zelda playthrough. FUCK YOU. You and your channel suck.

In a word, it sucks. Dinysaurs, Jews, Middle East. Yes, it sucks.

Against my better judgement, I listened to the rest of this retarded garboon podcast.

"carbon dating only goes back 55,000 years" No. die you stupid fat fuck uninformed whitey moron.

Jack nods lovingly. Imbecile.

"you know how there is a big bang theory? i believe there was a big bang. god created us."

I miss when the word theory meant, what it was originally meant to mean, a proven natural scientific law. Not an educated guess, not a hey-what-if, not something you thought up during your morning shit. Gravity is a theory. Don't see too many fag truthers jumping off buildings to disprove the theory of gravity. The word THEORY means something. It's not a guess. hardcore autistic fag here. /reee

19:54 "once we've allowed sin to enter the earth, we've allowed sin to enter the earth. so with that you've got dinosaurs and dragons and all kinds of animals...those animals are cursed. During the flood, God himself said I wish I hadn't created any of these creatures"

21:40 audio goes out. "i'll edit this out" doesn't edit it out.

Still a nothingburger. Nothing worth listening to.

 

[p1138]

I miss when the word theory meant, what it was originally meant to mean, a proven natural scientific law. Not an educated guess, not a hey-what-if, not something you thought up during your morning shit. Gravity is a theory. Don't see too many fag truthers jumping off buildings to disprove the theory of gravity. The word THEORY means something. It's not a guess. hardcore autistic fag here. /reee

No, that's not quite what a theory is or meant. A theory is a well substantiated explanation based on evidence via testing and other corroborating evidence. That's what gravity is a theory, it's not that we don't know that gravity exists it's that we aren't 100% sure how it works but we're pretty damned sure of the mechanisms behind it and explain it with a theory(which is of course different from a hypothesis which would basically be an educated guess).

A scientific law is different, as they're usually narrower statements or equations based on repeated experimentation that can predict things. Like the laws of thermodynamics. That said, they're not necessarily infallible either and can of course be updated if new observations are made.

edit: Don't be as dumb as Fatty. Scientific laws and theories are defined things, and differ from eachother. Words have meanings.

 

[Super Hans v2]

God himself said I wish I hadn't created any of these creatures

These mongoloids are lucky God didn't shoot lightning out of the electric socket straight to their blasphemous cockholsters.

 

[the khat quaffer]

No, that's not quite what a theory is or meant. A theory is a well substantiated explanation based on evidence via testing and other corroborating evidence. That's what gravity is a theory, it's not that we don't know that gravity exists it's that we aren't 100% sure how it works but we're pretty damned sure of the mechanisms behind it and explain it with a theory(which is of course different from a hypothesis which would basically be an educated guess).

A scientific law is different, as they're usually narrower statements or equations based on repeated experimentation that can predict things. Like the laws of thermodynamics. That said, they're not necessarily infallible either and can of course be updated if new observations are made.

edit: Don't be as dumb as Fatty. Scientific laws and theories are defined things, and differ from eachother. Words have meanings.

No it isn't , a theory exists precisely to explain a natural phenomenon, not discern it. Scientific law is wholly uninvolved with theory. Equations are simply our crude machinations to understand natural phenomenon.

 

[p1138]

No it isn't , a theory exists precisely to explain a natural phenomenon, not discern it. Scientific law is wholly uninvolved with theory. Equations are simply our crude machinations to understand natural phenomenon.

Jesus fucking christ...

I miss when the word theory meant, what it was originally meant to mean, a proven natural scientific law.

So which is it then? You're the one who called them the same thing when they clearly aren't, trying to correct me after you fucked up. Now you want to pretend you didn't say that? How Scalfani of you. Scientific laws and theories are not the same thing.

edit: Also, you're still fucking wrong about what a scientific law is. Scientific laws are not required to have equations(as an example, newton's first law of motion doesn't because it's based entirely on the frame of reference of the observer, the second and third do).