ROACH WARS: The DSP x Asmongold interview megathread - Roach King vs. King Pigroach

[Desu Mountain]

"DID YOU KNOW-"
"Yes."

 

[Telemeter]

HELICOPTER COMPANY SHOUTOUT

 

[Philipp Amthor]

lol, he is shitting on him so hard, he doesn't believe him one word

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Absolute fest. Bare your teeth, roachman!

New fake laugh reveal: TYAH-AH-AH

 

[The Crack Spiders Bitch]

This is pretty funny.
DSP is so retarded lmao

 

[Telemeter]

Phil uses Beg Force to decide how much to beg for according to market analytics.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Put Phail out of his misery, and ask him what he does with $300/day.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

"Would you ever stop begging?"
"Well Sir Gold... yap yap ya-"
"So the answer is no."

Spat out my drink at that point.

 

[Free Jasper]

It’s kind of like how i predicted in the main thread; there’s almost 2 streams - the one Phillip can see and the one he can’t.

Asmon is embarrassing him with short, quick jabs but letting him monologue so he can’t see it.

“So what you’re saying is the vest streak was just TOO good content for YouTube?”

 

[TulpaTownW]

So you know about this stuff about wings and low tier god, who deserves to be a lolcow the least?
"I dont know anything about that I dont follow it"
is this guy real

 

[Jose Cuervo]

I’m just glad that Smell-O-Vision isn’t a thing.

 

[Telemeter]

It’s kind of like how i predicted in the main thread; there’s almost 2 streams - the one Phillip can see and the one he can’t.

Asmon is embarrassing him with short, quick jabs but letting him monologue so he can’t see it.

“So what you’re saying is the vest streak was just TOO good content for YouTube?”

Asmond is basically all sarcasm and Phil is literally blind to and his brain physically unable to understand sarcasm.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Just letting DSP talking is so good lol. Biggest platform he will ever have for his entire life and entire chat is just shitting on him he isn't picking up any momentum from this.

 

[Telemeter]

"You're way of thinking is different"

LOL, he just sneak called Phil autistic, which to Phil is as bad as "nigger", but of course Phil didn't get it.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

So I guess we have to put up six million dollars together for Phil to stop begging like a crackhead.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Dsp is doing pretty good by his standards.
dspgaming on youtube:

1,085

Meanwhile, Asmongold on twitch:

39,882

What kind of numbers does Asmon usually get? Is this good performance for him?

 

[FormerPro]

Out of all of Phil's spinoffs his has been most boring by some margin. Even the random wrestling podcast he was on and that one guy he interviewed that played a game with him in 2011 was better than this.

 

[Free Jasper]

Asmons chat was absolutely brutal about Phillip.

 

[Not Funny]

Dsp is doing pretty good by his standards.
dspgaming on youtube:

Meanwhile, Asmongold on twitch:

What kind of numbers does Asmon usually get? Is this good performance for him?

This is about normal for Asmon. I'm sure a ton of people are learning about phil for the first time through this stream. This interview is entirely for Asmon's benefit. Phil isn't gonna get shit out of this.

Asmon isn't buying a word he says either. He knows the lore.

 

[dustnight]

Dsp is doing pretty good by his standards.
dspgaming on youtube:

Meanwhile, Asmongold on twitch:

What kind of numbers does Asmon usually get? Is this good performance for him?

I wonder if the Kick numbers are accurate, they both have over 8k...