🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

Some of you guys might like this, I found a very large archive of early Killstreams with a few episodes dating back to the gamergate era.
Found a few more old Ralph videos by trawling the Wayback Machine:

2015-08-28 - Gamers Aren't Dead, But Leigh Alexander's Influence Is (Archive)


2016-04-16 - Social Autopsy Founder Unleashes On Zoe Quinn & Randi Harper (Archive)

I didn't know Ralph interviewed Candace Owens!

2016-06-23 - TheRalphRetort Rundown: #Brexit (6/23/16) (Archive)


2016-06-26 - TheRalphRetort Rundown: Zoe, Zelda, Alison Prime, & a Literal Cuck (Archive)


2016-06-26 - TheRalphRetort Rundown: #Brexit Throws UK Politics Into Chaos (Archive)


2016-06-28 - TheRalphRetort Rundown: Mattress Girl is Back! (Archive)


2016-06-29 - TheRalphRetort Rundown: #HeterosexualPrideDay, Bud Light's Feminist Flop, & More (Archive)


2017-04-19 - EXCLUSIVE: Never Before Seen Footage of Antifa Girl Ranting About Her Failed Coffee/Wine Shop (Archive)


2017-05-16 - Yes, We Should Meme on The Skeptic Feminist After Murder Charge (Archive)


??? - Sargon Just Lied to His 800,000+ Subscribers (Archive)


??? - 19-Year Old Murdered In Honour Killing (Archive)

A Nora video, presumably made while Ralph was in jail.
 
I’M SORREH DADDEH JIM PLEASE DON’T DIE

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"actually I was kicking his ass on covid for the first half of the debate"
The sheer fucking chutzpah to call that time he CRIED LIVE ON AIR a "debate" lmfao. To say nothing of him "kicking [...] ass".

"I don't want metokur to die" "If you're wanting me to be honest I don't want him to die."
>t. WHY WONT YOU DIIE MEDICARE!?

"I could hear it in his voice... he says no internet friends this and that. The first person to retweet me out of jail... was metokur. We go way back."
Ah yes, see, you can tell someone is your true and honest friend -even when they say they aren't and you've never met them in person- because they retweeted you quickly once. Gym was just sitting there refreshing twitter worried about ralph and not simply... at his computer at the time. This also implies that the first person to rexeet any given ralphamale xeet is his friend. Watch out!

"And I think that I actually hurt his feelings with what I said really about... Jade. And some of it was about him too. "Like how could this guy say this about me? I helped build this guy." "
The unwarranted self importance here is incredible. Yes, Jim was not simply mad you were insulting his wife but deeply wounded that his surrogate pig monster son had betrayed him. Big main character energy. Protip ralph: People will laugh when you die and then the world will keep on turning. World will keep on turning when Jim dies too, but it seems like that might be a few decades from now surrounded by a loving family rather than turning blue on air, alone, in a mexican shack with 8 people watching.
 
2016-04-16 - Social Autopsy Founder Unleashes On Zoe Quinn & Randi Harper (Archive)
Holy shit, I knew Candace Owens was originally on the anti-GG side and defected. I didn't know Ralph ever interviewed her. Now she's living large fighting der juden while Ralph's gunt puppeteers his body from his hovel in Merida where only Rackets's leftovers will give the Memphis Micro a ride. Not even grok wants the Ralphamale in the year 2025
 
Holy shit, I knew Candace Owens was originally on the anti-GG side and defected. I didn't know Ralph ever interviewed her. Now she's living large fighting der juden while Ralph's gunt puppeteers his body from his hovel in Merida where only Rackets's leftovers will give the Memphis Micro a ride. Not even grok wants the Ralphamale in the year 2025
What's great is how much it upsets Ralph when people, whomst he interacted with 5+ years ago, are objectively successful at varying degrees now. Candace Owens probably doesn't bother him all that much since she and Ralph weren't all that close (even though he's certainly wanking off to her in current year), but the ones who regularly appeared on the ebullient KEELSTREAM during the golden era eat Ralph up. It's always great when he's having himself a hollerin' and he goes " Ahhh made yeewwwww". Great one Ralph. How have these people managed to continue and sustain their success while you're buying bots and faking donos to give the appearance you're not down bad, when it makes it even obvious you're down bad? The ones that immediately come to mind:

- Kino Casino aka PPP/Warski - PPP less so since their relationship started off with PPP flashing his butthole on stream.me around New Years and Ralph trying to ruin PPP's life for some reason, but definitely Warski and even more definitely KC. KC is functionally the successor to the KEELSTREAM and those guys are making a healthy chunk of change. They're also gaining some notoriety outside of da Sektur and Ralph probably hates that more than even the money they're making.

- Null - His rise and ongoing success is due to the 'grass roots' feel of his streams and grinding through the onslaught of mad trannies. The dude went from barely able to sustain costs associated with running a cool website, and now he's achieving some level of success from people who are committed to the websites/his cause. That's not the type of support that is as succeltable to the insane variance that is fan support, as long as he doesn't do something pants-on-head retarded.

- Coke Rekieta - Definitely less success in the last few years due to drug and cuckolding reasons, but Nick was making gigabank when he was the Pope of lawtube. He had infiltrated the normie spaces, leading to a ridiculous amount of money, and probably could have gotten access to even more normie-centric platforms if he didn't fuck everything up.

I don't even think money is the big reason Ralph copes "Ahh made yewww" either, although it's absolutely a big one. I think it's the fact that everyone eventually dumped Ralph, and Ralph doesn't really understand why it happened. Everyone else knows why it happened. He's a BPD woman who starts hollerin' for hours, days, weeks, years, and threatens to ruin their life over any perceived slight. For whatever reason Ralph doesn't think doing that is as serious or harmful as it is and doesn't understand why no one wants anything to do with him after that. Ultimately, I think Ralph gets sad that his fwends dropped him once they achieved success. He's just a sad, piggly boy.
 
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Holy shit, I knew Candace Owens was originally on the anti-GG side and defected. I didn't know Ralph ever interviewed her. Now she's living large fighting der juden while Ralph's gunt puppeteers his body from his hovel in Merida where only Rackets's leftovers will give the Memphis Micro a ride. Not even grok wants the Ralphamale in the year 2025
I mean she's either dead or silenced by the French in the next three months.

Don't know if that's living large.

 
I mean she's either dead or silenced by the French in the next three months.
She talked? Stump her.
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So I guess he’s decided that 300 is the minimum number of viewers that he will allow per stream? Apparently all those 200-something and even sub-200 viewer streams were just too distressing and embarrassing for him to handle soo 300+ viewers it shall be- as long as he can still pay for them.
 
So I guess he’s decided that 300 is the minimum number of viewers that he will allow per stream? Apparently all those 200-something and even sub-200 viewer streams were just too distressing and embarrassing for him to handle soo 300+ viewers it shall be- as long as he can still pay for them.
Who the hell knows. My best guess is someone from the Memphis made a stipulation to the effect of 'We'll collaborate on X if you can sustain X amount of viewers' because I can't see how buying viewers due to embarrassment soothes said embarrassment. No one who looks one iota into it would believe he has 300 legitimate viewers. Hell, I wouldn't believe he has 5 viewers if I didn't know any better. Then again, the dude has faked donos for years now, but at least there's some level of plausible deniability since retarded whales do exist. Now do I believe they exist for Ralph? LOLNO. The quality of Ralph's devoted fanbase consists of 70 IQ welfare recipients.

I'm laughing at the thought of Ralph attempting to flex his perceived clout at someone but also telling them to not look at his streams or X account. He wouldn't want them to see the incredible lack of engagement, or the illustrious show that is the KEELSTREAM. Where you can watch riveting content like him staring at his phone for hours while pretending to listen to other people's content.
 
I can't see how buying viewers due to embarrassment soothes said embarrassment.
He started botting when he was wooing daggerpuss, to impress her with what a Big Deal he was. I recall he suddenly had like 600 viewers during that time. He’s still doing it because he can, and he knows his actual viewer #s are pitiful.
 
And the lucky number today is.. 300 viewer bots purchased for this stream. Never varies beyond 50 or so up or down the entire stream.

Who does he think he’s kidding? Is this to look good for his new mancrush James the radio guy? (he started botting when he was wooing daggerpuss.) To avoid the embarrassment of showing the world his pitiful actual viewers? Or something fun he just learned how to do? Does he know that Rumble will demonetize anyone caught botting (or says it will) and just figures they won’t bother so what the hell?
Someone here that knew more about rumble than me suggested he was botting so he could qualify to do Rumble ad reads and to ensure his account retains certain privileges/ status because it averages X number of viewers.

Ralph’s view count already magically starts at 200 on Rumble.

Botting is usually fake it till you make it BS, but in Ralph’s case it’s desperately clinging onto the relevancy ledge by his fingernails.
 
Someone here that knew more about rumble than me suggested he was botting so he could qualify to do Rumble ad reads and to ensure his account retains certain privileges/ status because it averages X number of viewers.
I'd believe it, but I'd imagine that'd amount to what's effectively loose change at this point. TBF, the coins people keep in there cupholder would be significant money for him.
Ralph’s view count already magically starts at 200 on Rumble.
I'm just curious how many bots come from Rumble itself. When he was coasting around 150, he may have not been buying viewers at that point, but it's too much of a leap to believe he had anything more than 50, with half of those being gaylogs who'd click on to see what he was doing.
Botting is usually fake it till you make it BS, but in Ralph’s case it’s desperately clinging onto the relevancy ledge by his fingernails.
You'd have thunk he'd have accepted by now. His audience has been shrinking for what, 6 years now? Maybe 7? Ralph's downswing is 3x fucking longer than his upswing, LOL.
 
I watched a bit of the start of the stream and at one point he polls the audience, 1 for x, 2 for y, and I swear to you, it was 10 votes that came in after a minute or two. That's it. He's like " I see a few more ones came in". It was sad. 10 fucking chatters participated.
 
I watched a bit of the start of the stream and at one point he polls the audience, 1 for x, 2 for y, and I swear to you, it was 10 votes that came in after a minute or two. That's it. He's like " I see a few more ones came in". It was sad. 10 fucking chatters participated.
ROFL. Why would he do this to himself when his chat regularly doesn't move for 5+ minutes? This is worse than Ian/DSP getting mad at people for not giving them money because at least that's about money. All Ralph wants is his chat to briefly move fast so he can get glimpse of 1% what his chat was like in 2018.
 
He started botting when he was wooing daggerpuss, to impress her with what a Big Deal he was. I recall he suddenly had like 600 viewers during that time. He’s still doing it because he can, and he knows his actual viewer #s are pitiful.
I was laughing so hard when he accidentally botted too much for the Fuck Mersh Festival like 3000 or something? But he coped and said “we had about 1000 real viewers before that”

Never in your life will you ever see 1000 real viewers again piggy.
 
Ralph’s view count already magically starts at 200 on Rumble.
Not on his last show, neither the bots provided by rumble, nor the 200+ he bought showed up on time. Aaaaaaaaaand sooooooooo we got a glimpse of his real viewer count.
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Impressive!
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Just 4 more times hitting da goal for an incredible 300 show streak. This is the funniest running gag he ever did. The same guy who couldn't crack $100 on some days suddenly puts this streak counter up and voila - never dipped below $200 again, although his audience is dwindling every month.
 
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