💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Red Frida]

Finally all the favorite captain speculation gets confirmation tonight, as Kayla's first chance to monopolize the conversation jumps straight to the most predictable topic imaginable:

I understand why rackets was into carrying coke bullets everywhere because after listening to Kayla talk about Star Trek for a minute I want to eat a bullet.
What a boring identity.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

I understand why rackets was into carrying coke bullets everywhere because after listening to Kayla talk about Star Trek for a minute I want to eat a bullet.
What a boring identity.

Imagine the miserable loveless "marriage" with two basically separate people, both neglecting their children and and any normal aspect of life, now springing into action to run a transparent fake for Family Services and so fucking strange in the head they don't even know how to fake normal.
Horrifying

 

[Steve Seagull]

Strong Rekieta energy tho

I can't lie, I don’t remember seeing him this functional in a long time. Before, I couldn't stomach those boring, miserable streams for more than a few minutes, and I really struggled, especially after the arrest because they were just so depressing. But the members stream yesterday, and even before the switch to members only, he was genuinely on a roll. There was a noticeable change in his whole disposition, pretty confident, in control, high energy, laughing, ranting, vibing, genuinely engaging.

A few other notes:

- He got over 200 YT memberships (most gifted) that have a floor of $2 USD per.
- He told a story of his daughter telling him that people talk about how interesting he is. Nick took it as a compliment.
- He invoked 'heat capacity', 'residual heat', and 'thermodynamics' in his critique of Kurt's cooking. He uses big words and jargon to try to con others into extending more credit to his credentials that he possesses,

Since you watched this stream, and a lot of his others, is my impression off?

 

[AltisticRight]

- He invoked 'heat capacity', 'residual heat', and 'thermodynamics' in his critique of Kurt's cooking. He uses big words and jargon to try to con others into extending more credit to his credentials that he possesses,

Word salad from a mush brained retard trying to sound smart. I'd sooner trust his chemist daughter who metabolises cocaine externally than this retard skelly hack.

Kayla gave Nick an ultimatum, divorce or April.

The slatternly slag that opened up the marriage decided to also close it because her husband fell for a Minnesota 6 who's the shape of a fridge.

Someone get the woodchipper for this faggot ASAP. Yes, I’m MATI.

He paid to post that?
This is more disgusting than anything Aaron or Kurt has ever said.
He should be hanging from a lamppost.

 

[daffodils]

Let's. Cook. - I Found A New One.​

- ethics board disclaimer
- replies to Maya diaper fetish superchat: "I didn't say that"
- "completely squashed the beef with Nate" and "forgave Kurt", but now he has "learned more about Kurt"
- "Kurt is creepy" nonsense
- Nick claims that "none of [his] peers" think it's okay to approach much younger women
- he has never defended Melton's jokes about children that he knows
- he has never participated in such jokes; Elissa brings up the clip

- all his "other projects" are "completely backseated" until the Locals gift is done
- he has promised and he has to deliver
- there's a bunch of other stuff he'd love to do -- for charity! --but he won't until the gift is done
- he "hopes to get started really soon"
- gets annoyed that people won't shut up about it: "Can you just sit back and enjoy the show? [...] Or don't, I guess I don't care."

- shrooms make him sick and paranoid
- he might do them again when his probation is over
- "really enjoying sobriety", "enjoy my lucidity"
- ex-druggies need encouragement; brain needs to relearn how to respond to positive stimuli; it's a "chemical shift"

 

[AltisticRight]

- he has never participated in such jokes; Elissa brings up the clip

Kill yourself, Nick.

 

[Steve Seagull]

- ex-druggies need encouragement; brain needs to relearn how to respond to positive stimuli; it's a "chemical shift"

This "Drugs they convince your brain what you do is correct" part is interesting because he contradicts himself and proves we were right and everything he claimed so far about how drugs are harmless, should be legalized etc is just him being oppositional and accepting no accountability.

And the other part also about drugs and addicts "This stuff is lying to them telling them that it's all fine and good and all great and that's what they're dealing with. It's not conscious, it's a chemical shift."

Edit: I rewrote my post because thanks to daffodils' video I could pull the quotes.
Edit2: Not that blaming the drugs is taking accountability, but it's at least admitting it tricked his perception of the situation and destroyed his brain chemistry.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

shrooms make him sick and paranoid

My niggers. Told you he was tripping.

 

[Steve Seagull]

My niggers. Told you he was tripping.

- he might do them again when his probation is over

Like, why would you do anything that makes you feel like that? So you can touch dicks with god?

ETA:





They're still live.



HRO: he can't talk about it, he has a gag order:

Nick "We're still in our hearing, which our hearing is not concluded - I'm under a sequestration order about it's details. My HRO. Someone's has taken a frivolous HRO against me. Until the matter is not resolved, we're under sequestration order."

Nick: "I'm confident in our position. I think we'll ultimately emerge victorious in this but it's up to the court, and we're on the court schedule."
LLLL: "And what is the court schedule, when's the next hearing?"
Nick: "There's not currently one scheduled, which is lovely. There was A deadline, which I can't discuss that's just passed now and we're waiting on the court to inform when the next thing will be.

 

[Sneed Force One]

- all his "other projects" are "completely backseated" until the Locals gift is done

- gets annoyed that people won't shut up about it: "Can you just sit back and enjoy the show? [...] Or don't, I guess I don't care."

1100+ days and counting Nick, how long will the other projects take? 5000 days? Your going to be geriatric by the time anything gets done.

- he might do them again when his probation is over

The spectre of "drug addiction" strikes again.

 

[Major]

8 hours and still going making lego. Must be on meth

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

- all his "other projects" are "completely backseated" until the Locals gift is done

What projects? He doesn’t even have a job and still can’t stream consistently.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

8 hours and still going making lego. Must be on meth

Just high on life, scandinavian incel prude.

 

[Generic Misc]

1100+ days and counting Nick, how long will the other projects take? 5000 days? Your going to be geriatric by the time anything gets done.

I never understand viewers of streamers who have made it abundantly clear they dislike their audience. Nick treats his viewers with DSP-levels of contempt, constantly lying and treating them with disdain. The never-coming 5k gift and his focus on Kurt shows what he values, and it sure as hell isn't the people that watch him.

 

[Sneed Force One]

It is 05:30 CST in Kandiyohi County, they have been on this stream for 8 fucking hours.
Don't worry KCHHS! The parents are fine! Its totally appropriate to be awake the entire night playing with fucking Legos before leaving the older kids to manage the younger ones while Mommy and Daddy have their mid-day scrip crashout.

 

[AltisticRight]

What a pair of fucking useless and worthless adults. They should both just neck.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Finally the sweepers let one all the way through:

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Finally all the favorite captain speculation gets confirmation tonight, as Kayla's first chance to monopolize the conversation jumps straight to the most predictable topic imaginable:

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WENDY STOP TOUCHING THIS SHIT
WENDY STOP
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WENDY
YOU'RE FUCKING UP OUR 100 VIEWER STREAM

I don't think it's a good idea to pay for superchats but people simply are going to do it when these imbeciles give them such a good reaction (the way their faces change when they read the message - golden).

The screeching lady said they 'don't tolerate this shit here' - but tolerate children on coke.

Legos aside, I genuinely don’t remember this particular chat Nick sent to Pedoton - my life doesn’t revolve around Nick, thankfully - but our heroine @elb saved it.

Nick chatting about Aaron’s daughter, name redacted. I THINK SOMEONE NEEDS TO HANG ON THE WALL.

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Imagine what chats these PDFs have between themselves if that's what they say publicly.

Not only Nick knows personally this girl but Kayla as well and this is another child she failed to protect.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

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It is 05:30 CST in Kandiyohi County, they have been on this stream for 8 fucking hours.
Don't worry KCHHS! The parents are fine! Its totally appropriate to be awake the entire night playing with fucking Legos before leaving the older kids to manage the younger ones while Mommy and Daddy have their mid-day scrip crashout.

PO won't do it because she sees her job as quote making probation as easy as possible for Rekieta unquote but boy oh boy would this ever be the funniest day ever for a drug test. Fish in a barrel.

 

[Grayback]

What a pair of fucking useless and worthless adults.

I agree—but mostly because it's been almost nine fucking hours, and he still hasn't been able to complete a set with only 1,508 pieces! That's not a lot!
How is he still working on it?

 

[Steve Seagull]

Nick: "(...) Shut up! You're a nobody online like everybody else, but you're even more of a nobody. That's legal advice, baby. Take it in vain."

"I am giving 100% legal advice for all my clients, and this is protected by attorney-client privilege. And the Minnesota Board of Law Examiners, they actually approved and demanded that I say this specifically. That's what happened. (...) They've got this conundrum right now, some dork is telling them that I'm holding myself out as a lawyer representing clients, because I say, hey, I'm Nick Rekieta of Rekieta Law, a small law firm in central Minnesota. Those are all true statements, right? Nick Rekieta of Rekieta Law. And I am a lawyer. I'm not currently licensed to practice in Minnesota because my license is suspended, but I am a licensed attorney. I am licensed, but my license is suspended. I am not disbarred. My license is not gone or obliterated in any way. It's just on suspension. So they're telling me that they have a problem with me saying I'm a lawyer. I'm holding myself out as a lawyer. It's like, well, that's really interesting, because if I'm not a lawyer, if I'm not a lawyer, then the model rules of professional or Minnesota rules of professional conduct for lawyers cannot apply to me. It's like, if I'm not a lawyer, you can't hold me responsible under the rules. And if I am a lawyer, then I'm telling the truth. So if I'm bound by your rules, then I am a lawyer. I do not represent myself as licensed, but this is a weird artifact of how they do it. You can't apply the rules of professional conduct to non-lawyers. It doesn't work."