🎨 Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

A little off topic to the thread but on topic with the reply:
I knew one of the mods for HG and VS, certain cows in the war hammer scene is the main reason for these subreddits being taken down. You couldn’t criticize their holy grail like Demonfaeshae, archon of flesh, Norn queen Kya, and a few others. Most of the criticism happened off platform on discord. Here is an example of a clout goblin and this was from the Horus Galaxy Discord.

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There's actually a discord for the snarkers called Ellenverse that I saw being made, but it's mostly for redditors and it does have the restricted list things you can talk about to prevent doxxing.

Ellen's still sometimes getting criticised on other areas of Reddit, but it's rare and just a few slogans repeated over and over again, that being the hater rape comic, her pleasuring herself with kids toys (lie) and BHJ incident.
 
Apologies for off track reply with this but I remember HG and Vengeful, though I think they have a third one now and keep trying to stay alive. Respect to you and the other mods for making HG at least, and for those still on there for trying to keep a dead flame lit but Reddit is so fucking ass man. Fuck Reddit and Ellen both for banning people actually calling shit out. Looking forward to the next stupid thing this plank bodied bitch does next.
Oh yeah, there is some subreddit called eyeofterror out there, but its not run by us, the mod is just some opportunist. I take a peak there every now and then, and holy fuck those guys are embarrassing. They had some internal drama because some retard was saying that posting minis was gay and it doxxed you or something. Not that I really care, none of the OG members are on it.
A little off topic to the thread but on topic with the reply:
I knew one of the mods for HG and VS, certain cows in the war hammer scene is the main reason for these subreddits being taken down. You couldn’t criticize their holy grail like Demonfaeshae, archon of flesh, Norn queen Kya, and a few others. Most of the criticism happened off platform on discord. Here is an example of a clout goblin and this was from the Horus Galaxy Discord.

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Yeah, that pickme joined the discord at the start, and the owner at the time tolerated her since she "wasn't breaking any rules". Eventually she got humiliated by someone and she left, but all she really did was concern troll and cope that no one was simping for her. Btw she was also so salty that we took over some subreddit called "women of warhammer" and started banning troons/making it female only.

Either way, this is not the thread for this, but I am more than happy to continue this over in the tabletop community watch thread.
 
Reddit jannies are working overtime to silence any and all criticism of Ellen.
The ex mod of the snark sub has shared screenshots of the ban from r/classified.
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The reason? A comment under this post, correctly stating that r/pizzacakesnark did not condone harassment and, in fact, regularly banned people for it.
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I don't think I even need to say that this is, of course, bullshit, as the rules of the sub do not allow giving people bans for "doing their job".
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And, as predicted, r/pizzahurtingjuice was also banned.
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The stated reason was Rule 2.
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Evidence of Ellen's Tyranny
Really funny to me how she bitches moans and whines about "Muh America Fashisum" yet is one of the biggest dictators on that shithole platform. Ironic that she complains about how Trump silences troons and women but turn around and make sure to ban anyone who doesnt worship the flat ass she sits on. Thanks for being a perfect example of political hypocrisy at its finest Ellen.
 
Really funny to me how she bitches moans and whines about "Muh America Fashisum" yet is one of the biggest dictators on that shithole platform. Ironic that she complains about how Trump silences troons and women but turn around and make sure to ban anyone who doesnt worship the flat ass she sits on. Thanks for being a perfect example of political hypocrisy at its finest Ellen.
Here, in Poland, we have several big writers that the polish education shoves works of down kids throats.
One of them is Henryk Sienkiewicz, a nobel prize winner, whose 900+ page works are mandatory readings for kids 13 and up at school.
One of his more famous works internationally is "In Desert and Wilderness", which is about a Polish kid named Staś and the Bri'ish kid named Nell, who get lost in the Sahara Desert after a kidnapping by negros.
Why am I telling you this?
See, one of the people they encounter and that joins them on their travels is Kali, a negro slave, whom they liberate from another tribe. He has something that has been quickly dubbed "Kali's Morality".
In short, it goes:
If somebody takes Kali's cow, it's a bad deed. If Kali takes somebody's cow, it's a good deed.
Kali has it because he grew up in a primitive african tribe, but Ellen seems to have taken it to heart, believing it to be the most moral thing ever.
In short, if Ellen doxxes someone, it's good. If someone doxxes her, it's bsd.
If Ellen rapes someone, it's good. If someone rapes her, it's bad.
If Ellen harasses someone, it's good. If someone harasses her, it's bad.

This stems from egoism of both and the belief that the world revolves around them. By blocking off all outlets of criticism of her and quitting Reddit, she reaffirms herself in that belief by putting herself in a bubble, free of anything that could upset her.
 
So just the usual "No see when I do it i am the good guy, but when they do it its wrong because they are bad guys!" type of thinking. I hate how prevalent this type of thinking has become, its fucking exhausting. Wonder if at any point this is gonna backfire on her.
Definitely not for as long as the voices of her critics are being silenced. This will definitely require something more akin to Turkey Tom or TheGamerFromMars treatment.

I actually tried making a video covering it myself, but it'd be far too long, and I am shit at narrating and editing vids like these.
 
Here, in Poland, we have several big writers that the polish education shoves works of down kids throats.
One of them is Henryk Sienkiewicz, a nobel prize winner, whose 900+ page works are mandatory readings for kids 13 and up at school.
One of his more famous works internationally is "In Desert and Wilderness", which is about a Polish kid named Staś and the Bri'ish kid named Nell, who get lost in the Sahara Desert after a kidnapping by negros.
Why am I telling you this?
See, one of the people they encounter and that joins them on their travels is Kali, a negro slave, whom they liberate from another tribe. He has something that has been quickly dubbed "Kali's Morality".
In short, it goes:

Kali has it because he grew up in a primitive african tribe, but Ellen seems to have taken it to heart, believing it to be the most moral thing ever.
In short, if Ellen doxxes someone, it's good. If someone doxxes her, it's bsd.
If Ellen rapes someone, it's good. If someone rapes her, it's bad.
If Ellen harasses someone, it's good. If someone harasses her, it's bad.

This stems from egoism of both and the belief that the world revolves around them. By blocking off all outlets of criticism of her and quitting Reddit, she reaffirms herself in that belief by putting herself in a bubble, free of anything that could upset her.
Only good polish writer is the dude that wrote the Witcher but even I hear that dude is a dick and can’t take criticism.
 
Only good polish writer is the dude that wrote the Witcher but even I hear that dude is a dick and can’t take criticism.
Yup.
He also made a flat deal on the IP rights to Witcher 1 because he thought the game was gonna be shit, then sued CD Project Red for 60 million PLN ('round 15 million dollars) because he got butthurt about fucking up this badly.

He also purposefuly let the TV show be shit since he was gonna get proper cash from it and he wanted people to read the books instead.

But, yeah, all od Polish writers are snobs that can't take criticism, including Olga Tokarczuk, our latest nobel prize winner, who openly stated her books are superior to all others becaus she does historical research and puts in effort, and that her books have deeper meaning to them... sounds familliar...
 
What does that term mean btw? Second time I hear it.

A TRVTHNVKE is a concise, informative post.

A SPVRGNVKE is an informative post that reads like this:
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"I GOT BOXES FULL OF ELLEN."

I like to imagine ZBT in a Łódź basement chain-smoking Chesterfields in front of his cork board.
 
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Reddit jannies are working overtime to silence any and all criticism of Ellen.
The ex mod of the snark sub has shared screenshots of the ban from r/classified.
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The reason? A comment under this post, correctly stating that r/pizzacakesnark did not condone harassment and, in fact, regularly banned people for it.
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I don't think I even need to say that this is, of course, bullshit, as the rules of the sub do not allow giving people bans for "doing their job".
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And, as predicted, r/pizzahurtingjuice was also banned.
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The stated reason was Rule 2.
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As I said, these guys have no hope on reddit.
 
If this bitch got divorced I'd hit them DMs so hard, what do you guys think? Can I fix her?
Fuck that. Anytime I see porn uploaded from her, her tits and ass are so flat that a small part of my brain panics that I might have just downloaded underage porn. Fortunately it soon sees all the wrinkles, and calms right down before moving to the disgust part of my brain.
 
Only good polish writer is the dude that wrote the Witcher but even I hear that dude is a dick and can’t take criticism.
Keeping this short since Zeus hit some of the good parts already and this is not the right thread. He is a grouchy old bastard who is more dickish than you'd imagine but is at least largely competent at what he does.

He's repeatedly cherry-picked things from the games canon to take for himself then simultaneously bitched about it. Gone out of his way to shoot down things people like from the games and outright state them as non-canon. Biggest one is that he explicitly spelled out that no there are no multiple Witcher schools. Mostly because those are things expanded on by CDPR and he'd rather cut his nose off to spite his face.

Dude really dislikes that most people favor the game's canon but he's far from the first author who has gotten mad about the popularity of an adaptation.
 
Reddit warping their rules to punish those who are out of favor with someone who has the correct politics? Say it isn't so, how could this happen, etc.
 
Reddit warping their rules to punish those who are out of favor with someone who has the correct politics? Say it isn't so, how could this happen, etc.
One additional thing I haven't mentioned is that Reddit staff can't just, usually, ban communities.
What they do is a long list of procedures, from having the sub change the rules, to removing problematic moderators. Only if it all fails, they remove subreddits.
What happened here is mod abuse.
 
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