Rowling Derangement Syndrome - "TERF/Woke Author Bad!!1"

"Imma tell everyone Harry Potter skins are getting added to Fortnite, that'll surely make people who play Fortnite not want to buy Harry Potter skins"
??????
What the fuck kind of logic is that
That is so ass-backwards only a troon or a troon sympathizer could come up with something so stupid and reality denying.
 
Computer Guardian said:
"Wahhh... I didn't like that Rowling called a tranny a man so i'm gonna leak that Harry Potter was collabing with Fortnite in hopes people won't buy it!" (neglecting that leaks often do the opposite of that)
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Hahaha, life really is only video games to them, isn't it? I love how the troon worded this whole thing as if he made some big dangerous sacrifice for the whole of trannydom.
"I've spoiled the fact that MegaMan is getting added to Smash Brothers. HAHA, surely nobody will buy it and Nintendo will go out of business!"
lol
 
The skins are officially out.

Oddly, the “Jam Track” advertised in the original email to creators about the bundle does not seem to be there, yet everything else advertised is. The bundle of all ten skins and the non-car items (pickaxe/emote/backbling) is 3200, each skin individually is 1500, emote/backbling/wheels are 400 each, pickaxe (a broom which has the neat effect of showing the house logo on hit) is 800, and finally there’s an overpriced car for 2800 which comes with animated Harry Potter decals.

The interesting thing will be tracking how well these sell, Fortnite has a Best Sellers tab now. For Fortnite, this is underwhelming, yet if the Hogwarts brand alone is enough to keep this in best sellers for the entire duration? That’ll make people angry.
 
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The interesting thing will be tracking how well these sell, Fortnite has a Best Sellers tab now. For Fortnite, this is underwhelming, yet if the Hogwarts brand alone is enough to keep this in best sellers for the entire duration? That’ll make people angry.
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I don't think it'll be a best seller for at least a little bit since there's another Fortnite E-Celeb skin, Kim Kardashian, Playboy Carti, and Daft Punk in the current Item Shop rotation, but it's going to be there for a while because it's set to leave on January 2nd, which alone will generate anger for just staying there, so it has plenty of time to get in there.
 
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I don't think it'll be a best seller for at least a little bit since there's another Fortnite E-Celeb skin, Kim Kardashian, Playboy Carti, and Daft Punk in the current Item Shop rotation, but it's going to be there for a while because it's set to leave on January 2nd, which alone will generate anger for just staying there, so it has plenty of time to get in there.
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It’s daily, so it’s guaranteed to be up there at least today. While it’s incredibly hard to archive because it’s a rotating carousel, the current top 10 after two and a half hours looks like:

1. Celebration of Hogwarts Bundle
2. Iconic Kim Kardashian
3. Dynamic Dreamer (white male Hogwarts skin)
4. Mischief Maker (asian female Hogwarts skin)
5. Aston Martin Valhalla + Wizarding World Bundle (the overpriced car)
6. Blinky (Fortnite original)
7. Fearless Friend (white female Hogwarts skin)
8. Kim Kardashian Bundle
9. Playboi Carti
10. Firebolt (HP pickaxe)

Demographics are as expected - the white male skin is the default as it’s closest to Harry, asian women fucking love Harry Potter, followed by white women. Seeing the Aston Martin up there is a surprise, though, cars are notoriously seen as overpriced.

Of course, we’ll need to see how long these will stay in the top 10 - they may dip out tomorrow night because there’s a giant content drop of Spongebob and Miku content in the same night, yet they should repopulate in the top ten over the week, at least with the actual bundle itself.
 
I have been meaning to read this thread, but until now haven't had time to read through the whole thing. I wanted to get a feel for the 'culture' of the thread, and see what has and hasn't already been said.
But...
I got a little too interested, and immersed myself in to it far enough that I forgot that I was reading posts that are months old. I was dropping reaction stickers here, there, and everywhere.
For a short minute I felt bad, like I should apologize to all the people who were getting sticker notifications over and over for posts that they wrote months ago.
Then I realised that they were Redditard faggots if they cared about stickers enough to get notifications if someone stickered their post, and I stopped feeling bad immediately.
Awesome Thread though!
 
Crescent Fresh said:
The interesting thing will be tracking how well these sell, Fortnite has a Best Sellers tab now. For Fortnite, this is underwhelming, yet if the Hogwarts brand alone is enough to keep this in best sellers for the entire duration? That’ll make people angry.
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I imagine it will sell well for the rest of the lifetime of the game. Now people have a way of causing troons to ACK without even breaking the rules.
 
Crescent Fresh said:
The interesting thing will be tracking how well these sell, Fortnite has a Best Sellers tab now. For Fortnite, this is underwhelming, yet if the Hogwarts brand alone is enough to keep this in best sellers for the entire duration? That’ll make people angry.
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TBF the people most likely to get angry about this are (a) always angry about something and (b) have the attention span of fruit flies. Meaning it'll be some day's two minutes hate and then they'll move onto something else. Particularly when any sort of attempt at a boycott is stillborn.
 
Bluesky users: "Buying the Hogwarts skins in Fortnite will contribute to the downfall of society!"

Me, an intellectual:

(I recorded this myself; The text box is to obscure my account name.)
 
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Cute.

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TismFarmer said:
For a short minute I felt bad, like I should apologize to all the people who were getting sticker notifications over and over for posts that they wrote months ago.
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Do people leave those on? What use is it to get a notification: "mister fister has given your post a <3".
 
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Tasty Tatty said:
That project McAvoy is working with Jo is an audiobook read by many people. They'd have to also cancel Mark Addy and Hugh Laurie. Laurie is playing Voldemort and McAvoy is Moody.
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Just an autistic correction.
Hugh Laurie is Dumbledore.
Voldemort is voiced by Matthew Macfadyen.
They also have Simon Pegg as Mr. Weasley as well as Mark Addy as Hagrid and Keira Knightly as Umbridge.
There are too many 'names' for them to get too spergy about this project and I suspect they'll pretty much ignore it and use the excuse that its only their voices and not the actors faces/likeness involved.

@Trigger Me Timbers
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“The crossed arms. The dismissive laugh”

This is the worse crime you can do to a tranny.

Be a biological woman and laugh at them.
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"Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them" Margaret Atwood ​
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@Sheep King
nikma said:
When is trans genocide scheduled to start?
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We've literally been doing it for years, did you miss the memo? Every farmer is supposed to have a minimum quota of five troons dead, Rowling said so herself.
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Have you not noticed your personal 'Tranny Death Counter' at the top of every page here on the Farms?
Even some Trannys have seen them and they don't usually notice anything that isn't for gooning...
 
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expectant asshole said:
Sorry, this is one of my bug bears. There’s no way they didn’t know before the Olympics. Even in Algeria, if a girl doesn’t go through puberty and start menstruating by, let’s be generous 20 years old, her family would have taken her to a doctor.
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Even in Algeria, if Puberty comes along and instead of tits and hips, your daughter grows an adam's apple and a dick (even a small one!) you'd definitely be taking her to the doctor!
Also, you would absolutely understand the doctor when they explained Disorders of Sexual Development and know that you had inadvertently raised your Son as a daughter and remedy that immediately.
Anything that happened beyond that is just lies and cheating.
 
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I just bought a Harry Potter shirt and I'm excited for it to come in the mail. The idea of just being able to wear it to instantly ward off trannies sounds great. They'll ideally just avoid me because it's an evil "TERF" franchise.

Kerry said:
"Imma tell everyone Harry Potter skins are getting added to Fortnite, that'll surely make people who play Fortnite not want to buy Harry Potter skins"
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What the fuck kind of logic is that
That is so ass-backwards only a troon or a troon sympathizer could come up with something so stupid and reality denying.
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Only other trannies care about their retarded Harry Potter boycotts. They boycotted Hogwarts Legacy, and yet it still was a success. Normies literally don't care whatsoever what troons decide to cancel, especially now that the pendulum is swinging out of troons' favor.
 
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Sandshrew said:
Only other trannies care about their retarded Harry Potter boycotts. They boycotted Hogwarts Legacy, and yet it still was a success. Normies literally don't care whatsoever what troons decide to cancel, especially now that the pendulum is swinging out of troons' favor.
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Most people merely tolerated trannies even when their support was at all time high in 2020-2023 and were still comfortable with saying that they would never have sex with a tranny despite the trannies attempts at making it sound like it's a bad thing to not want to have sex with someone like that.
The troon communities selfish and porn addicted nature was always going to be the thing that destroyed them; every other week the "normal" trannies have to explain away why some trans celeb turned out to be some variaton of a sex pest, pedofaggot, and or complete schizo by saying "not all" and then blaming those heckin evil transphobes.
 
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Suppose I'll throw my leftist two-cents into the ring here:

I feel the transphobia is elevated on too high a pillar surrounding the altar of the prevailing 'JK Rowling is a twat' opinion on the left. Purely because lefties I'll colloquially refer to as the 'dumb wokes' doggedly pursue it for the purpose of obnoxiously virtue-signaling to others for moral brownie points.

A holiday appropriate analogy would be declaring to a crowd that nobody actually likes fruitcake. Yeah, nobody actually likes fruitcake, and everybody knows Rowling has a throbbing lady hate-boner for transgender folk. No fuckin' shit Sherlock.

The condemnations and public calls for boycott are all entirely performative and I emphatically encourage making fun of them for feeding the very thing they condemn with more publicity. Hell, I'm mostly convinced Rowling's transphobic stance on social media is in part due to the attention it attracts.

Sure as hell is more effective than the attention desperate claims that the potter crew would have supported XYZ liberal cause.
 
Sandshrew said:
I just bought a Harry Potter shirt and I'm excited for it to come in the mail. The idea of just being able to wear it to instantly ward off trannies sounds great. They'll ideally just avoid me because it's an evil "TERF" franchise.
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I just thought of an idea: Kiwifarms x Harry Potter merch would unironically be cool. Like a sticker of a Kiwi bird with the Harry Potter scar + glasses + Gryffindor outfit. Or Slytherin-esque merch but it's a green Kiwi bird instead of a snake. Idk if it'd be possible because of copyright concerns, but I feel like it'd be transformative enough with the Kiwi bird to not be considered a copyright violation.
 
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