Why is that sandshrew so big? Sandshrews are 0.6m
Null is so thoroughly cucked by the payment processors he cant do any merch.
They sure heavily used the "backward country" myth west people have about the rest of the World to their advantage. Algeria has its problems like every other countries but it's not a primitive shit hole with dirt houses and no running water.
>lives in wealthy Californian suburb
I thought he’s done merch in the past like shirts with the news hamster on it?
He's had to go to more extreme lengths each time, and each time the merch run has ended up abruptly cutting shortbecause a payment processor cucked or the supplier suddenly got cold feet.
Hasn’t Khalif been proven to be a third worlders with a hormone disorder doing a Juwana man? Like they are a guy with a dick and balls, they just realized they can scam money out of Westerners like any good Muslim should.
Yes. Imane Khelif has 5α-Reductase 2 deficiency which is a DSD (intersex) condition only males can have. He also must've known about it before the Olympics because he underwent a physical examination at the Kremlin-Bicêtre hospital in Paris in June 2023 where it was determined that he had that DSD. It's just that the mainstream media ran with the story that he was the victim of transphobic conspiracy theorists like Rowling and muddied the waters by spreading disinformation. As for troons, they already support male troons in women's sports so it's a given they'll also support feminized men with DSDs stealing sports medals from women.
Something that I think would unambiguously make it fair use would be if, instead of it outright being the Hogwarts houses, we replaced them with a KF equivalent. I'm not sure what those would be. Something that I'd consider is dividing us into categories of transphobe. Chud (Slytherin), TERF (Ravenclaw), normie (Hufflepuff), and ... I'm not sure. I think that TERF could probably be divided into the actual TERFs who are radical feminists (still Ravenclaw) and women who've peaked (Gryffindor).
What, only women in Gryffindor now? Does the Fat Lady check your genitals or something?
For a more general representation of the KF population, I suggest Stalkerchild (Slytherin) and Christorian (Ravenclaw) as house names. Null is Threadmaster Slobbermutt. I wish I could think of two more house names and a silly Latin motto to put under the Kiwifarms school crest, but I can't right now so I'll come back to it.
Just use the OG one (never tickle a sleeping dragon) but change dragon to kiwi: "Apteryx dormiens nunquam titillandus". It fits imo.
Literally Who?Bad news, Fortnite bros... we've lost AnnieKrevice.
How about you 41% yourself for trannies?
Balldeaux and Detractor? Guntguard maybe? "Maldavious" already sounds like a Hogwarts house, though maybe a felching figtree would be a good replacement for the whomping willow.
Maldavius sounds like it could be the name of Sirius Black's obese great-uncle. I like Balldeaux and Guntguard for the last two.
"Ultra-gainfully employed who leave the house to work in a courtroom/airplane/war"*
i'd wear this shirtsander jennings said:
