Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[formerfatcow]

I know it's old, but can we all just take a minute and appreciate this for what it is.

Her right foot (left on video) never actually leaves the ground. Didn't notice on the first watch.

Spoiler

How long until big AL invests in carpet skates to get around her apartment?

 

[Token_Texan]

No, no! It's fine! See, Scottie is written in 1st person perspective! This is all just in the character's voice!
It just so happens that this character is a poorly spoken, barely literate high school junior.

A high school junior who's in 11th grade. Christ, idk if I'm more embarrassed for her writing or how much she previously bragged about her writing prowess.

 

[Cocco]

I'm just going to leave this here
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I wonder how much uncomfortable must be to have a fupa like that inside the jeans on top of looking like you have 8 boobs under the shirt.(Dana)


On the other hand we have Hamberlynn who at this point looks like a giant excercise ball...

 

[lusciouswater]

I think one of my all-time favorite AL YouNow moments is the other day Rafe actually read "Big AL" outloud while reading comments, and Amber scoffed then bellowed MY NAME IS NOT BIG AL. It was magical.

 

[AlineBawb]

"Tight short jean shorts" A+ for redundancy AL.

"These jacket thing that was as long as a bra" a shawl?

Tight short jean shorts = Daisy Dukes

These jacket thing that was as long as a bra = shrug

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

So none of these girls in 'Scottie' are wearing shirts- just straps? Shirts have spaghetti straps. Spaghetti straps are not shirts.

"Tight short jean shorts" A+ for redundancy AL.

"These jacket thing that was as long as a bra" a shawl?

She also capitalized "doctor" in her poems, even though she's yet to use it as a proper noun so it shouldn't be capitalized.

No publisher is going to overlook her atrocious grammar when the actual content is also poorly conceived.

Her writing is like "outsider art", like when inmates and hillbillies make art, and this forum is the Gallery of Amberlynn.

 

[haygurlhay]

I think we could easily get Rafe to come to the right side. The fact that she made a YouNow account and went live when AL was live makes me think she'd turn on the hamplanet easily and would share many of Beast's secrets.
Come to us, Rafe. We'll even throw in a $20 Cheesecake Factory gift card.

 

[YasssTwinkstar]

i feel like the "jacket thing" was a vest or a pullover or something like this

 

[JayBlue]

AL seems to have gotten incredibly rounded in her face. She now looks like the weight has no where else to go. I'm guessing she is 510 pounds.

 

[Xenomorph]

AL seems to have gotten incredibly rounded in her face. She now looks like the weight has no where else to go. I'm guessing she is 510 pounds.

She's terribly bloated. She needs a water pill and low sodium diet.

 

[Maria type deal]

"Guys I am currently losing weight, and all of you saying that i am not are just haters and feel about your life!|"
Hi, guys i am new here, I've been watching this horrible person for almost a year now. She helped me lose 48 pounds with her healthy food choices and nutrition advice.
God bless you guys, you made my day

 

[HickoryDickory]

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If Destiny was still with Amber, she probably would have missed out on meeting Norman. It's difficult to tell if she's any happier since she always has the same smiling sped face tho...

 

[JayBlue]

If Destiny was still with Amber, she probably would have missed out on meeting Norman. It's difficult to tell if she's any happier since she always has the same smiling sped face tho...

I think she's actually happier. AL can't do much, she barely leaves the house. Yes Dana is big, but at least she is able to live and do things.

 

[C3PBRO]

I think she's actually happier. AL can't do much, she barely leaves the house. Yes Dana is big, but at least she is able to live and do things.

She's 100% more functional than AL and still in her teens [citation needed]. They seem to have the same interests, and honestly, good for them. All of big AL's hobbies/interests are very self-involved (writing gay-ass poems, vlogging). The only thing she seems to do that has any social aspect is go out to eat, no wonder everyone in her orbit is a fatass.

 

[haygurlhay]

Yeah Dana may look like she plays on the defensive line for the New York Giants, but she's way smaller than AL and seems to enjoy life.
I want her to live up to being a "hateful" person though and go the fuck off on AL.

 

[Queen Doris]

In one of Big AL's videos, where she made a grammatical error while speaking, and then said "#notawriter." I'd link it, but I don't know which one it was. It may have been while Hamber was living at Destiny's mother's house, since I remember her red circus tent of a shirt.

This has been long-established, but it's so easy to catch her lies. Hasn't she said that writing has been her life-long passion and that she's been writing since the 6th grade? Reading over her cringe Wattpad shows otherwise.
I think that she's only writing and posting her shit because of Becky. I don't know when she first started talking about SCOTTIE, though. Writing is just another fixation that she's picked up to impress her current girlfriend. I also find it funny that the reason why she initially stayed with Kasey back in the day (before her grandma dumped her ass) was for an anime convention. We don't get any signs that she's into the animus anymore.

This marks my first post. I've been lurking on this lovely forum since January and wanted to join from the get-go but got intimidated by the cybersecurity thread. Luckily @CasualSeppuku 's post encouraged me to join. I really like you guys, and can't wait to post more!

 

[WhoEvenAmI]

'Rosebud Hospital was the biggest hospital in all of the United States. It was known for well Doctors; probably the best Doctors in all of the United States.'

... that you Trumpy?

 

[JayBlue]

Just curious..is AL still deleting comments? I scrolled down her comments in her last video and towards th bottom is always "i love you" " you're fantastic" "I love your vlogs" etc..

 

[Malibougie]

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I just have to point out the horrific irony of Dad's shirt. "Minor Threat". Lord help me.

 

[Cocco]

Just curious..is AL still deleting comments? I scrolled down her comments in her last video and towards th bottom is always "i love you" " you're fantastic" "I love your vlogs" etc..

She has said she mostly replies for the first 10-15 min on a new video and usually during those minutes only her army will comment and say how much they love her or how super fantastic and inspiring she is.