Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[AnOminous]

You're posting on Kiwi Farms. Stop pretending you're any better than Movie Bob.

At some point in Bob's development, one doesn't need to pretend to be better.

 

[Keystone]

Lemme ask you a couple of questions: Do you weigh 300+ pounds? Do you have Type 2 Diabetes? Do you have both feet? Do you while away the days a-logging your political opponents, then going to bed at 8:00 AM? Did you ever play hooky at a loved one's funeral so you could put in an AC?

If you said "No" to all of these, you don't have to worry about being as bad as Blobbo.

I mean, I would hope you'd say "Yes" to "Do you have both feet?" but everything else is right on.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

If you have a job, you are automatically better than 99% of our persons of interest. Not just because working and paying for yourself is the minimum adulthood credential, but because a job gets you up in the morning, makes you take showers and do laundry and pack a lunch and interact with people, gets you out of the house, forces you to make nice with people you'd rather not and do stuff you'd rather not do. You have to be able to bend a little to get by, and cows don't bend so good.

How many times have you had this conversation with yourself?

"I don't want to do the thing."
"But if you don't do the thing, you'll lose your job and then you'll lose the house and probably get a divorce and you'll have to go sit on the sidewalk with everything you own in a bindle at your feet."
"Okay, fine, I'll do the thing."

Bob's never had that conversation.

 

[Begemot]

Has Bob actually lost his feet or is that just a meme here?

 

[tehpope]

Well, we don't have proof that he does have his two feet still. He could be standing on stubs for all we know.

 

[breadandcircuses]

You know, Bob's understanding of other cultures that aren't middle class white people (which he isn't, by the way) seems to be based on that Racial Holy War board game from a decade ago.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

You know, Bob's understanding of other cultures that aren't middle class white people (which he isn't, by the way) seems to be based on that Racial Holy War board game from a decade ago.

That does sound like a game Bob would have lying around the house under his Mario memorabilia.

 

[Mola Ram]

You're posting on Kiwi Farms. Stop pretending you're any better than Movie Bob.

Sigh, it's true. Posting here is a solid marker of being human offal. Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

However, I'd argue that if you possess the ability to laugh at yourself, then yeah, you're still better than MovieBob.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Has Bob actually lost his feet or is that just a meme here?

he still has his feet, the other kiwis just seem to joke about that because he has the beetus. My posting about Bob is mostly about his deluded worldview as first I only knew him as a man who was some of the worst of the SJW community and his book Brick by Brick where the first 50 pages are a bizarre autobiography into the life of a sad and bitter man obsessed with Mario.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Here's Bob's retweets at their most ironic:

(P.S. Can any British Kiwis tell me if Theresa May is actually as bad as Bob says she is? She kinda strikes me as a less interesting version of Thatcher.)

 

[TheImportantFart]

She kinda strikes me as a less interesting version of Thatcher.

That's more or less correct. Although she's probably less right wing than Hillary, not that Bob is capable of recognising this.

 

[vertexwindi]

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Because just letting people blow up our kids is not surrendering at all, amirite? Just turn the other cheek, they'll stop blowing us up once we're all dead.

 

[Mola Ram]

Here's Bob's retweets at their most ironic:
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(P.S. Can any British Kiwis tell me if Theresa May is actually as bad as Bob says she is? She kinda strikes me as a less interesting version of Thatcher.)

I try not to comment on European politics because I know very little about it, but my impression is she's a fairly standard Tory. I suspect, though, that Bob only understands "Tory" to mean "Neanderthal Republican with bad teeth." So expect no greater insight than usual from him.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Here's Bob's retweets at their most ironic:
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(P.S. Can any British Kiwis tell me if Theresa May is actually as bad as Bob says she is? She kinda strikes me as a less interesting version of Thatcher.)

Because just letting people blow up our kids is not surrendering at all, amirite? Just turn the other cheek, they'll stop blowing us up once we're all dead.

It fucking cinches me so many in Bob's camp think getting mad at terrorists means the terrorists win. I honestly feel bad for you Brits. Your social elite went from "We will defend our island whatever the cost may be" to a bunch of weiners telling you all you need to do is wear a Free Hugs sign at the Underground stations.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

(P.S. Can any British Kiwis tell me if Theresa May is actually as bad as Bob says she is? She kinda strikes me as a less interesting version of Thatcher.)

Not British, but I follow their politics. The only thing she has in common with Thatcher is the hoo-hoo. May is anemic and kind of dim. She got her job the way Dennis Hastert did (if you can remember back that far): by being the most boring and scandal-free person still standing after a nasty food fight. She's well to the left of Hillary, as the Important Fart points out, but weak and feeble. She's no ideologue. Nobody loves her, nobody hates her, she'll probably win easily tomorrow and nobody will celebrate. Bob's an idiot.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I try not to comment on European politics because I know very little about it, but my impression is she's a fairly standard Tory. I suspect, though, that Bob only understands "Tory" to mean "Neanderthal Republican with bad teeth." So expect no greater insight than usual from him.

In Bob's eyes, all he sees is "Brexit bad! Brexit bad! Bob smash!", to borrow the speech pattern of The Hulk.

 

[Lorento]

It fucking cinches me so many in Bob's camp think getting mad at terrorists means the terrorists win. I honestly feel bad for you Brits. Your social elite went from "We will defend our island whatever the cost may be" to a bunch of weiners telling you all you need to do is wear a Free Hugs sign at the Underground stations.

I must admit I am hesistant about May's pledge to rip up human rights to protect Britons, but ultimately, she's not going to remove our right to talk.

Not yet anyway.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I must admit I am hesistant about May's pledge to rip up human rights to protect Britons, but ultimately, she's not going to remove our right to talk.

Not yet anyway.

I was under the impression (from the Part and Parcel thread on this very subject) the "human rights" bill she's ripping up is a perfunctory piece of EU-era legislation which basically makes it impossible to deport violent foreign criminals. And her plan is to replace it with an almost identical British version of our Bill of Rights under the understanding you don't get a free pass just because you're brown.

 

[Lorento]

I was under the impression (from the Part and Parcel thread on this very subject) the "human rights" bill she's ripping up is a perfunctory piece of EU-era legislation which basically makes it impossible to deport violent foreign criminals. And her plan is to replace it with an almost identical British version of our Bill of Rights under the understanding you don't get a free pass just because you're brown.

Indeed. Except I don't trust anybody in our Parliament further than I could throw them, especially with Rights.

On the plus side, at least none of them are at Movie Bob tier levels of chimpout regarding restricting the rights of the Conservative people to speak.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

I was under the impression (from the Part and Parcel thread on this very subject) the "human rights" bill she's ripping up is a perfunctory piece of EU-era legislation which basically makes it impossible to deport violent foreign criminals. And her plan is to replace it with an almost identical British version of our Bill of Rights under the understanding you don't get a free pass just because you're brown.

Yes, she doesn't mean human rights in the abstract, she means stupid EU human rights legislation that's been such a thorn in the side of Britain it materially contributed to Brexit. Shit like, "you can't deport that rapist because he has a cat." That actually happened, but I'm not sure it was in deference to the immigrant or the cat.