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Who wants to watch the Trumps when you watch the Kardashians instead?
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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It's funny because Bob thinks that his lame jokes about Trump are popular at all.
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Wasn't The Addams Family's schtick that despite their oddities, they were a loving family who were more real than the stuck up yuppies around them?
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Does he realize people can see you when you're on video?
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ha, as he would ever be a grandpa. Or a father. Or a husband.
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I thought family values are outlawed in Superior Future?
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I'm sure someone will port the Sims to a VR headset. Then he can stumble around his basement with his imaginary wife and kids who all look suspiciously like Mario.
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Yes, exactly! The whole point was that they're mysterious and spooky, but they're the Addams FAMILY. Emphasis added because clearly Blob doesn't get it.
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Raul Julia and Charles Addams are rolling in their graves.
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IDK if anyone else has noticed, but Bob has had a weird hate-boner for a while for television. As if he hates that it has become the medium for fresh, creative, original works instead of film.
Isn't that one of those damn dirty dudebro games he despises? And it says a lot about him that he doesn't want narratives that challenge the viewer as to who's right and wrong and prefers ones that explicitly designate good and evil labels to the various characters. I remember him joining the chorus of voices denouncing Deus Ex: Mankind Divided because it let the player decide which side was in the right.
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Fembusters was super-duper progressive, and I don't see you bringing that up:
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Kiwi Farm really needs a "Lolcow with no awareness" tag. With a punchier title, of course.
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Just make it an icon of a reel-to-reel projector.
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It's telling that Bob didn't say "too stupid," he said, "lacked the coordination."
Y'know, Bob, I could name off the top of my head five or six absolutely debilitating conditions that would cause one to not have the coordination to properly wipe one's own ass. And when it happens to a loved one with a clear mind in an uncooperative body, it's not so much funny as really, really sad.
Bob is not Social Justice.
Bob confirmed for ableist shitlord proto-nazi who disputes the human dignity of the physically malformed.
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I wouldn't be surprised if that's simply more projection on Bob's end, given that he's a prisoner in his own lumbering mass of a body. Oh well:
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Bob's not unique in this. Sexism, racism, disparaging the physically and mentally handicapped, fatshaming, kinkshaming, homophobia, jokes about suicide; SJWs put it all right back on the table when they're talking about someone they don't like.
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What I find hilarious about this is that the normies who oppose the Addams' are usually shallow materialists. By setting his side up as the anti-Addams, he is being the petty materialist asshole who tries to torture/murder people against their will.
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Not only fembusters, countless things taking this approach flopped and Bobby thinks doing it more is smart because...?
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The reason Wonder Woman succeeded was because it's DC, it's a recognizable character, it's not preachy and it's a good movie that men and women can both enjoy.
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I would love to be one of Bob's PEOPLE. That way I could tell him to shut the fuck up and get paid for it.
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